Welcome back my dear friends to my fan fiction,

Sorry for not posting for a while due to schedules and stuff

Any way lets get this story going again!

By the way: I do not own my little pony (owned by Hasbro) only Alex

Now enjoy

Ok its time, time for my first job from my new contractor, this is going to take skill, intelligence, accuracy, and a metric sh*t ton of home made C4. It was about midnight, and one heck of a storm was going, but this wouldn't matter…. at least, not now. I was walking up a dirt road (now made of mud and gravel) towards a large gate, leading into the capital of the country, Canterlot. In my few weeks of preparation, I have learned many things about the land and the residents of this city.

This city contained the higher class of the social ladder, mostly wealthy aristocrats and celebrity's. But I wasn't here for those worthless chumps; I was here for the real higher ups. The leaders of the country, actually more like their loot. From the info I've gotten from my contractor (and from my own espionage) this place was almost as heavily guarded as that senator's office I blew up, (within ½ and hour of entering might I add), but this time, no need for stealth or cover. My contractor wants this to be LOUD and these people don't even have a musket rifle, but my contractor doesn't want and fatalities on the job.

When I was about 20 ft. from the gate I heard a loud voice from above shouting "You there! Who are you? And what business do you have in Canterlot at this hour?"

He asked, I could tell it was a man due to the dark tone in his voice. I put on my best fake voice, trying to sound a bit like Col. Mustang from Full Metal Alchemist,

"I have I friend in the town who I need to talk to, its very urgent." I lied, I had really hoped that he would believe me, but I was wrongfully mistaken.

"I am sorry, you are not allowed to enter at this time, you will be able to wait inside the waiting area until sunrise." He informed me.

I scowled at him from under my hood, "No its quite alright, I can just wait here." I yelled at him slightly annoyed, the guard smiled and looked out to see anybody else coming, while I stood by the gate, "Because I have no intention of waiting till sunrise." I whispered to myself.

I slapped two packets of C4 on the large wooden door at two points about 5 ft. away from each other, and ran down the road getting ready to let the C4 go off.

"Hey! What in Celestias name are you doing?" the guard yelled in an angered but yet worried tone. While he tried to look down at what I had placed on the door, I was far enough away, for me to pull out the detonator and let the sparks fly. The explosion was loud enough to be heard almost 50 miles away, and strong enough to blow a large hole in the 5 ft. thick wooden door.

Now lets hear the story from another person's or shall I say pony's point of view?

As I looked to where the explosion had come from, I was instantly met with the sight of smoke and a large amount of the royal guards flooding the streets. I scowled at the smoke wondering what fiend could've attacked the city. The changelings? King sombra? Or some kind of new threat to the kingdom?

I looked at the stallions near me, "All of you I want in the streets to find out who did this!" I yelled at them, and I was met with all of them returning with a "yes sir!" and running off to join the rest of the guard. I immediately ran towards the castle to make sure the princesses were safe.

As I was galloping along the walls at my fastest pace, moving like I was going to die if I didn't hurry. I was met with a voice out of nowhere saying to me:

"Why hello! I say could you help me find my way to the princesses quarters?" The voice asked kindly. I had no idea who this pony was or, Where this pony was. I looked all around me, up, left, right, over the side of the walls, but when I looked behind me; I saw a creature sitting on a battlement, looking off into space, kicking his hooves back and forth. But when I looked up, I saw something I have never seen before; it had two limbs on the battlement, with some form of thin sticks on his hooves.

A thin middle area covered by a coat, a long neck with goggles hanging on it, and a boulder shaped head, two eyes, a short mussel, mouth, a mane covering the top of his head looking freshly cut, and two small horns on top of that.

This creature was a tad strange to me; it seemed to have the lower half of a goat, but the upper half of a skinny nearly hairless ape.

"Who…who, and What are you?" I questioned it as I took a few steps back.

"Oh I'm nobody, a nothing to you," It said, "how about this, you tell me who you are and what connection you have to the princesses, and ill tell you who and what I am, deal?

I was conflicted, I was curious on what this beast was, but didn't want to tell it anything. But in the end *sigh* my curiosity won over my conscious, "My name is Shining Armor, Captain of the Royal Guard," It frowned as I said that, "My wife is also here to talk to the other princesses about some important information, classified to anypony."

"Awwww, that's too bad for you." It uttered in a sarcastically sad tone.

"Well…. *gulp* why is that?" I sheepishly asked it.

Then it began to chuckle, head tilted back in the air, "Because you sore fool," It spat as its head shot down with a killer serious stare, "That means you are coming with me." I started to turn around to gallop away to get assistance from some of the other guards when…

Bam!

I was it in the back of the head by something; my vision was flickering on and off. My head throbbing, my whole body was about to go black when the creature came up to me, lying on the ground. It bent over, looked into my eyes, and said, "Don't worry captain, you'll be a great use to my operation," It whispered to me, "As protection… and my bargaining tool."

Then I blacked out.

Well? How was it?

Good I know, sorry if this is a bit short compared to the other chapters.

Or if the format was different, I'm not using my usual writing computer.

It may take a while for me to get up some new stories/chapters, buuuuuuuuuuuuut

That's just how the creative process works

Until next time my friends, enjoy your life.

And remember don't do drugs kids!

Alex: so…what now?

Me: I don't know, want to work on the story/ you're new set you lazy bum.

Alex: nahhhhhhh, how about…Comicon!

Me: :(

Alex: Fine! Ill get to work.

Me: Good! Oh and don't for get your new costume –u-

Alex: ug.