A Brony Life
Chapter 4: This is WAR! PRANK WAR!
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Blitz: Why not. Gamer doesn't own MLP.
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Wow, that was actually way more comfy then I thought! I thought sleeping on a bale of hay with a blanket over it would be prickly, but no! It felt like I was sleeping on a cloud!
Speaking of clouds, I'd say its high time I learn to fly! Okay, lets see here... My wings are around the middle of my body towards the front shoulders so... maybe if I move my shoulder blades around.
As I did, my wings stretched out. I mentally high-fived my own awesome brain. Okay so if I move my shoulders up... My wings go up. So when they go down... Woah!
As Blitz pushed his wings down, he was lifted off the ground with the pressure. While he was in the air, he moved his shoulders up and down at a decent pace and stayed in mid-air.
"Awesome! Wow, first time, and I'm already a natural at this! Okay, let's try to make it out that barn window without hitting it." I leaned towards the window that was in front of me and flapped my wings, flying towards it.
"Yes!" I swung my fist/hoof in the air to celebrate, but that made me lose focus and I went towards the left, crashing into the wall. "Note to self: Now gloating until you actually did it right." I fell to the ground and landed back on my hay bed.
That's when Applejack came in. "Rise and shine Blitz!" She saw me sitting on the bed, spaced out and shook her head. "Honestly, I thought ya would be up by now. Anyway, come on out! The other ponies want to see ya!" Applejack said as she went back outside.
I shook my head to come to my senses again and got up. When I went outside I saw all six of them looking at me. Rainbow Dash was snickering for some reason, and the others looked at me "So how'd ya sleep?" Applejack asked.
"Well, actually it was pretty comfy. Why?" A few of them looked confused.
"You sure? You didn't feel wet or anything?" Rainbow Dash asked as normal as that question could be asked.
"Nope. Why, was there a leak in the barn?" I turned around to look back inside the barn, and I heard Rainbow Dash groan.
"Fluttershy, I thought you said you had blue dye! This is BLACK dye!" She said. I looked back at them, then at my back. There was something on my back. I only noticed because I turned and my back shifted a little.
"Oh, I'm really sorry Rainbow Dash, I didn't know." Fluttershy said. I chuckled for a few seconds then fell to the ground laughing.
"Yeah yeah, laugh while you can! I'm gonna prank you eventually!" The others laughed at how we reacted to one another.
"Sure! What next, you gonna try to use a joy buzzer?!" The others joined in laughing at my joke. Guess they remembered I was resistant to electricity.
As we all laughed, eventually Rainbow Dash joined in too. After a few more seconds I got back up and looked at them. "So what did you all need?"
"Well, you met someponies at the party, but there are some friends of ours you haven't met yet." Twilight said.
I thought about it an shrugged. "Sure. I don't really have anything else to do, so let's go meet them."
"Good. Then follow us!" Pinkie Pie said as she skipped ahead in front of the group and lead the way.
"Since I already know where were all going, I'll go ahead and just fly ahead." Rainbow Dash said as she took off towards Ponyville.
"Why exactly is she going to meet us there? Why not just come with us?" I asked, confused about why Rainbow Dash would go ahead. We all just kept a steady pace towards Ponyville.
"I think she plans on taking her prank war against you a little to far." Rarity said.
I chuckled once. "Prank war? I'm not even trying to prank her back... Yet." I said, already thinking of a plan if she actually manages to prank me. You know it's funny. Every prank anyone's ever tried to do to me has backfired. Throwing trash at me? I duck down or move out-of-the-way without noticing and it hits someone else. Shoelaces tied durin gym? They never tied them tight and they just came apart. Chocolate sauce to my hair? I take a shower in the morning so I don't notice until I see it came off. No one can prank me.
As we walked I felt as if someone was watching me. I looked around and saw a bush shake, a flash of rainbow, and some other small things. I eventually turned to Applejack an asked. "Do you get the feeling that Rainbow Dash is following us too?"
She simply chuckled at that. "No. Don't be paranoid Blitz, she isn't going to go out of her way just to prank you."
I stopped in place and thought for a second, then chuckled myself. "Your right Applejack... Applejack?" I looked around and saw that everyone else went missing. And right at the edge of the acres where we could see Ponyville.
"Huh. Guess they went ahead." I ran towards Ponyville, and as I did, saw a shimmer on the ground. I stopped and looked at it and saw a very thin string. I laughed. "Rainbow Dash, your going to have to try harder than a little trip wire." I turned to my side and used my metal tail to cut it.
When I did, I saw something to my side. "Hey, some money!" I bent down to pick it up and as I did, a trash bag flew right over my head. I got the coin and looked up, seeing the trash on the ground. "HAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Sorry Rainbow Dash, but I'm unprankable!"
There was a slightly more annoyed groan and Rainbow Dash came out on one side, while the others came out on the other. "Uh, Blitz? That's... mine." Fluttershy said as she pointed to the coin.
"Oh, here ya go." I flicked it to her and she caught it and put it in her... pocket? Wait, she had pockets on her sides? Do I?
When I checked where my 'pockets' would supposedly be, I found out I did have pockets! Strange thing was, that the wire and iPhone still weren't there, but some money was. I pulled it out and looked at it. 3 gold coins and 2 silver ones.
Oh yeah, I had some money in my pockets before all of this. forty dollars. To be exact, three ten-dollar bills and two fives.
Rainbow Dash saw thee money and smirked. "Okay, Mr. Unprankable, how about a bet? If I can prank you by the end of the day, then you have to give me two gold bits. If I can't prank you by then, I owe you. Deal?" She held out her hoof.
It thought for a second and smiled. Twenty bucks for doing nothing? "Deal. This'll be the easiest two gold bits I've ever made!" I shook her hoof.
"Ha! Yeah it'll be easy. Easy for me!" Rainbow Dash said, confidently.
I frowned. "In your dreams!" I came back with.
Then she frowned at me. "More like your dreams!" She argued.
"Then sweet dreams for me, cause I see a pony called Blitz getting two gold bits out of this." I rhymed. She frowned at that even more and growled at me, which I did to her, not backing down.
"Come on, we need to get to Sugarcube Corner!" Pinkie Pie said, snapping us back to reality.
"Right. Come on Blitz, let's go." Rainbow Dash said with a smirk on her face that said 'idea' all over it. She went over to the group
"Okay then." I said, following right after Rainbow Dash.
When we got to the Sugarcube, I saw that it was a bakery. It looked a little to decorative since it looked like an oversized gingerbread house.
When we got inside it looked just as decorative, with pies, cakes, and other sweets like that. I have to admit, I drooled a little at all of it. "Woah, this food looks delicious!"
"Why thank you." A male voice said. Then, a yellow pony came out from the back room, with a baker's hat and a baker apron. "So this is your new friend?"
"Yeah! He just got here yesterday!" Pinkie Pie said.
"Oh really? Well in that case." He went into the back and came out with a cupcake on a tray, which he balanced on his tail. "Here ya go. Compliments of Sugarcube Corner. Now be careful, it's..." Before he could finish, I already got it from the tray with my left hoove. "hot."
Luckily I wasn't affected by the heat since my left hoof was metal. "Thank you." I told him, happy to get it. I looked and saw that the tray was still on his tail. "How do you balance the tray like that?"
"What this? It's pretty easy once you get the hang of it." I decided to try that out by putting it on my tail carefully. I turned my tail so it was sideways and the cupcake was balanced on it very easily. "Their ya go. It's really easy if you know how to move your tail around at will." I nodded, agreeing with him.
Meanwhile, Rainbow Dash was getting a pie and loaded it on a rubber banner inside the bakery that was promoting cookies. I saw it out of the corner of my eye an smirked. When she launched it I got my wings out and flapped them once, flying over the pie with ease as it went right under me.
I landed and saw that the cupcake was still falling. Quickly I got in position and had it land on my head, the breeze from going up in the sir cooling it off. "Hehehe. Sorry Rainbow Dash, but pie is not going to work. Nice use of the banner as a makeshift slingshot though." Rainbow Dash gritted her teeth at another failed attempt to prank me again.
I looked at where the pie landed and saw Pinkie Pie's face covered in pie. "Oops. Sorry Pinkie Pie." Rainbow Dash said, feeling kinda sorry for getting crossed in the pie cross fire. Pinkie Pie didn't look like she minded though as she just licked the pie off her face and ate it in one swoop of the tongue.
"Mmm! I love apple pie!" Pinkie Pie said as we all laughed.
"Well, time to be headin on to the next place. We have a few other ponies we wanna introduce to ya." Applejack reminded us. We all nodded and left.
I ate my cupcake while flying, both so I could use my hoof to hold it and to get some flying training in without them noticing. As I did, I saw Rainbow Dash, who was flying next to me, in deep thought. Probably wondering how she could prank me next. Well, this is going to be a long day huh?
Well that's the first chapter of the second day in Equestria! I know I already made a chapter for today, but I had this idea all set up and I could not just wait to write it! Anyway, who will win the prank war? The Master of Prank? Or Mr. Unprankable? Who else will they meet today? And will I ever get one of those great cupcakes? Probably not, but I can dream can't I? Oh well, see you all next chapter!