Welcome to the third chapter! Since the last chapter was yesterday, I don't really have much that has happened. I do have this to say though. I'm not sure if I'll be able to make anymore chapters over my spring break, but I will if I can. Anyway, wtih that said, lets give the shout out, then the story!

GingerTyPerior: Thanks! Glad you like it so far!

Disclaimer: I NO OWN MLP!

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Ow, my... everything. What hit me again? When I opened my eyes I saw the cause of the crash, Rainbow Dash. I glared at her and when she opened her eyes, and she quickly flew off me.

"Sorry about that! I don't know why, but my wing just started going crazy!" Rainbow Dash said.

"Maybe you cramped it up yer wing like Blitz did his." Applejack suggested as she and Fluttershy walked over to us.

"What! Great, now I'm grounded for a while!" Rainbow Dash said. As she massaged her wing, I was still trying to get out of the ground. Sad thing was, my tail got stuck in the ground.

"Meanwhile, I'm stuck IN the ground." I said with an angry tone. They all looked at me.

"How are you stuck in the ground?" Rainbow Dash asked. She saw that I was above the ground. All of me except for,

"My tail's stuck in the ground and I can't get out." I sat up and tried to stand up, but fell right back on my butt.

"How is that even possible?" Rainbow Dash asked as she walked over to me, as did Fluttershy and Applejack.

"Let's just say my tail isn't made of hair. It's made out of metal." Blitz said. The three ponies in front of me rose an eyebrow, but they didn't question it as they helped pull me out.

When I was finally out of there I looked at my tail. It was dirty, but that was it. "Well at least it's out."

"No kidding. How come it's made of metal?" Rainbow Dash asked.

"Let's just say that it's because of a bad accident. I don't like talking about it." I said.

"Alright, well let's be headin onto Ponyville. You still need to meet our other three friends." Applejack said. Joy. A bookworm, a fashion freak, and a party crazy pony. Yeah, I am really looking forward to that! Sarcasm. I still can't just say that though. I put on my stupidity façade and nod.

"Alright. Lead the way then." She nodded and we were off towards Ponyville once again.

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Once we got there, the first building we stopped at was a certain clothing store. I had no idea what was so important about this place until Applejack knocked on the door.

Applejack spoke up. "Hey Rarity, ya in there?" Oh dear god, not this. ANYTHING, but this... I never liked fashion, or anyone that thought fashion was what the world's most important subject.

A few seconds later, a pony with a dark purple mane and tail and a unicorn horn came outside. "Oh hello everypony. To what do I owe the pleasure of you all coming?"

"Hey Rarity. Well, me and Fluttershy were in Sweet Apple Acres earlier, when we met our new friend Blitz." Applejack pointed to Blitz, Rarity just seeing him for the first time. "He's new to Ponyville so were showin him around."

Rarity was simply focused on one thing. "Oh my, how is your tail staying in that form?!" Rarity went over and looked at my tail. Does personal space mean anything to these ponies? "I have seen great maintainance of one's tail, but never like this! Please, tell me! How did you get your tail to be like that?" Rarity asked, acting like the fate of the world depended on my answer.

"I didn't really try to do anything. My tail is just made of metal. See?" I used his hoof to knock on it, which sounded like I was knocking on metal.

"A fake tail?! I never thought anypony would do such a thing, but you've made it in a way in which it is a thing of beauty!" Sure... Oh well, modest mode engage.

I shrugged. "I just thought that if I had to get a fake tail, might as well be something cool." It sounded like a good enough answer.

"Well, I hope that if I ever have a fake tail, it can be custom-made as well." Okay, looks like she has officially lost it.

"Uh, Rarity? We still need to give Blitz a tour of the rest of Ponyville." Rainbow Dash said.

"Oh, alright. Mind if I come?" Rarity asked.

"Sure why not. Now come on, we still need to introduce him to tw-" Before she could finish that sentence, there was a gasp coming from behind the group. Before any of them could turn around, a flash of pink ran right past them, giggling. "Make that one more pony to meet."

"What happened to the other friend?" I was kinda confused by what they meant, but they all smiled at me with one of those 'we know something you don't smiles'.

"Oh, something tells me you'll see soon enough." Rainbow Dash said, smiling. I hate surprises.

"Okay then." I said cautiously.

"Well, either way, I do believe we were going to introduce Blitz to our friend Twilight." Rarity said. Well, at least some things are starting to make sense. Well, as much as sense as it's ever gotten.

"Oh yeah. Well, what're we waiting for, let's go." Rainbow Dash said. Why is she in a hurry all of a sudden? Oh well, maybe she just wants to hurry and get the tour over with.

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As we went around Ponyville, they all showed me around. Everytime we stopped by a certain place they all recalled some kind of story there. Some of the stories were funny, others were just a little bland.

Finally, we approached a building that was built into some big tree. They all walked in without any permission. As we all went in the door closed behind us and it was pitch black darkness.

"Okay, why are the lights off?" I asked. It was simple enough, but there was no response. Also to add onto it, there was no one around me anymore. "Oh joy, it's like something out of a bad horror movie." I mumbled as I walked forward.

"SURPRISE!" I heard when the lights came on. There were at least thirty ponies all over the place, including the one extremely happy looking pink pony right in front of me, Pinkie Pie.

She was the one pony I never wanted to meet here. You see, my step-brother always said he and Pinkie Pie were VERY similar. My step-bro, Jack, was random, annoying, rude, and to top it all off, would use all of those things to get whatever he wanted. Fart in my face, throw me in the closet, and even throw toilet paper at me screaming "FOUR PLY FOUR PLY! YOU MOST USE FOUR PLY 'CAUSE IT SMELLS LIKE PUDDING!" I'm not making this up, I swear. (1)

So, back to pony reality, I just looked at her, confused. I wasn't surprised or anything, mainly since I didn't get surprised easy so I kept my cool. "What's all this for?" I honestly had no idea. I never had a surprise party before, not even for my own birthday as sad as it is.

"What's it for?! It's for welcoming you to Ponyville silly!" Pinkie Pie answered with a happy 'obviously' voice.

That made me smile out of happiness for the first time today, not counting me owning that bear. "Wow. Thanks."

She smiled even more, if that was even possible. "Don't thank me, thank everypony!" Oh right, instead of everyone or anyone they replace the 'ones' with 'pony'. She then turned so I could see them all.

"Thank you all for this. To be honest, I've never even had a surprise party before." They all smiled an nodded, saying things like 'don't mention it' or 'your welcome' and even 'You've never had a surprise party before?!' The last one from Pinkie Pie, and she was still right next to me. To make it worse, she screamed into my good ear. Everyone else went on with the party, talking, dancing, and just overall having a good time.

"Ow." I said as I rubbed my right ear. "Well yeah, come to think of it, I've never even been invited to a party before. Just had around two or three birthdays." Pinkie Pie's jaw dropped open wide, shocked.

I didn't see what the big deal was, but she apparently did. She smiled just a few seconds later though, back to her own 'normalness'. "Well then I hope you enjoy your very first surprise party!" And with that, she disappeared into the large group of ponies.

I had no idea what to do really so I just looked around and saw a snack table. I shrugged and went over, seeing some cupcakes, cookies, and fruit punch. At least I knew what all these foods were so I didn't have to try and guess.

As I picked up the cupcake, someone came up behind me. "HELLO AGAIN!" I turned around, wondering who it was and saw Pinkie Pie right in my face, again. I backed up a step, still keeping my cool.

Why was she here again? "Hi. What did you need?"

"Well, me and my friends never introduced you to our last friend Twilight, so I needed to find you as fast as possible so when I saw you by the cupcakes I wondered which one you got so I ran over to ask you! Oh, and if it's your favorite flavor!" Pinkie Pie said as fast as humanly, or poninly, possible. All I got from that was she wanted to introduce me to Twilight and what flavor cupcake I liked.

"Okay, well I like chocolate, and where's Twilight if you wanted to introduce me to her?" I asked. I then thought of something. She's supposed to be the strongest magic user on the show right? Well if she was, then maybe she could help me get home!

"Oh yeah! Follow me!" She ran off and I shrugged as I followed, balancing the cupcake on my head as I walked. I felt like someone from India by doing this, remembering a video about how a lady was balancing a pot on her head.

When we got to an opening of the large group, there was all of them. Applejack, Fluttershy, Rainbow Dash, Rarity, Pinkie Pie, and a pony I haven't met until just now, Twilight.

"So your Twilight?" I asked as I felt the cupcake start to fall off my head. I jerked my head up, making the cupcake go into the air, which I caught which it came back down. They all looked at me like I did one of those party tricks people do, but I just thought it would be cool to try and do that.

"Yes. And your Blitz?" She asked.

"Yeah." I said. Since I wasn't much of a talker, I just asked the next thing that came to mind. "So, all of you are friends?"

"Yeah. We've been friends since I moved into Ponyville." Twilight asked. "Speaking of, where did you move from?"

I froze up. Crap, how am I supposed to answer that?! "Well, um... I don't really live anywhere, I just kinda travel around." I lied again. Eventually, this was going to come back to haunt me, but I needed to buy myself time until I could trust them enough to tell them the truth.

"Oh, okay. Well, in that case, where were you recently?" She asked again. Great, now I have to come up with multiple cities. Unless...

"Well, I've actually been in Canterlot for a while. I had to have my tail coated with a new layer of paint since it's made of metal." I said. Most of them knew that my tail was made of metal, but Twilight and Pinkie Pie didn't.

"Your tail's made of metal?!" She exclaimed.

"Shhh! Most p-onies don't really treat me like normal because of it. I don't want everypony knowing that some of me is made of metal." I said. I almost said 'people' and gave myself away, but luckily I caught myself before then.

"Oh... I'm really sorry. Don't worry though, nopony around here would judge you because of that." Twilight said. The others looked kind of upset about it.

"It's okay. Besides, I guess it's only natural for them to want to avoid a pony who isn't normal. But yeah, I have to get it repainted since it the paint get scratched up and I look like a science experiment." I explained. Again, it was a complete lie. When I was human I had to get my artificial limb fixed when it got scratched.

"Wait." Pinkie Pie said with a straight face, which didn't look right somehow. "If your part metal, then you are some kind of robot right? So if you're a robot, that means you can do the robot!" She yelled with a huge smile.

I had to chuckle at that. "If I got money for everytime I was asked that..." All of them laughed a little at that.

Twilight spoke up again. "So, when you got your robotic tail, is that when you got your Cutie Mark?" She asked.

"Huh?" I remembered that all the ponies, except for kids, got a tatoo thing on their butt. I looked over and saw something that seemed kind of cool. I saw a lone gear with electricity omitting from it. Wow, that fits me almost perfectly. The gear for about half of my body being metal, and the electricity because I love electronics so much I guess. "Oh. Yeah, I got that after they told me I had gotten a new tail."

"That is awesome! Not as cool as my Cutie Mark, but still! Wish I was part robot!" Rainbow Dash said, amazed.

"No you don't." I quickly said. She would immediately want it off as soon as she had some metal for a body part.

"Why?" She asked. Boy was she in for it.

"Well, it weighs like twenty pounds, if it touches enough water it rusts, you'd have to get it repainted almost every two months, and to top it off, you'd be a living lightening rod." I explained. All of their jaws dropped at that.

"Woah... You have to go through all of that?" Rainbow Dash asked.

"You have no idea." I said simply. It made them all feel sorry for me. I didn't want pity, but I didn't want them to think I was so cool just because I was made of metal.

"But... Ain't there a good side to it?" Applejack asked.

"Well... I guess. Someponies might think your really cool, you get used to lifting something really heavy so you get stronger, and to be more clear, lightning doesn't hurt you, but it just makes you look like some kind of freak when you get struck by lightning and your standing there like nothing happened." I said. I thought the good would way out the bad at first, but I guess it's still cool.

They all thought to themselves silently, until Pinkie Pie spoke up to the group. "Speaking of lightning, lighten up everypony! It's a party!" She screamed out happily.

They all lit up again and smiled. "Pinkie Pie's right, we shouldn't be mopin around. This is Blitz welcomin party!" Applejack said. We all agreed and went on with the party, all of us having a blast!

When it was all over, Applejack asked if I could sleep in the barn on her apple orchard. Since I had no where else to sleep I agreed an I spent the night sleeping in a barn.

All in all, I had to admit. For a world that is a tv show I hate... I had a good first day. Either way, I needed to get back to my world. Back to being on two legs, thumbs, diet coke, school, my abusive father, my annoying step-brother, having. No.. Freinds... Well... What's the rush right? Besides, maybe I came here to learn some kind of lesson or something. I guess I could stay here. Besides, I haven't even used these wings of mine yet. Or found my iPhone that came with me. Where did that end up anyway?

Oh well, guess I'll look tomorrow. For now, I need to get some sleep.

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Well that's the third chapter of the series! Now that Blitz has discovered how fun Ponyville is, will he ever want to leave? Will everyday be just as fun and relaxing like this? Probably not. Either way, be on the lookout for the next chapter! Also, ten internet cookies to anypony that reviews!

*Brofists Bro Army audience* Also, shout out to all the viewers that watch PEWDIEPIE!