A Brony Life
Chapter 5: Jokes on them!
Previous Chapter Next ChapterAnd welcome to the second chapter of the second story! In this chapter I need to do something different. That's all the warning I'm giving for this episode, so, hope you enjoy it!
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After meeting the Cake family, we moved on to look around Ponyville some more. Soon, we came back up the library again. But this time, we met Spike.
"Blitz, I'd like you to meet Spike." Twilight introduced us.
"Woah, so you're the metal pony?" Spike asked in wonder. I glanced over at Twilight.
"Sorry, but Spike's with us a lot of the time and I thought he was bound to find out eventually." She explained. I sighed, but nodded... 'eventually'.
"By the way, I know that there is a book on metal materials. If you want, you can borrow it to try to find a material that would be water-proof. I just need to find it first." Twilight said. That would actually be really helpful. Especially since if I'm a living lightning rod then finding something water proof would keep me from getting electrocuted.
"Oh. I think I know where that book is. Check the closet over there." Rainbow Dash said as she pointed to a closet that was at the other side of the room.
I shrugged and walked over. I'm not going to be paranoid about whether or not she's pranking me. I got to the door and turned the knob. "Wait! Don't open tha-" Spike yelled until Rainbow Dash covered his mouth. Oh, this is TO easy. I opened the door and stood next to the door frame as a large stack of books started falling out.
When it was all over, there were books all over the floor in front of the closet. I smirked at Rainbow Dash, who groaned quietly at another failed attempt to prank me. She's not very good at this is she?
"Great, now I gotta clean all of this up." Spike said as he sighed. I can't just let him clean it all up when it was me and Rainbow Dash's Prank War that caused this.
"Wait, I don't see why we can't help." I said as I picked up a few books around me. Spike smiled greatly, happy he didn't have to clean it all himself. The others joined in and we were done in a few minutes.
The last book I picked up was a pretty funny coincidence. "Hey Rainbow Dash." She looked over. "Guess you were right, the book was in the closet." I showed her the book and she blew out a deep breath to keep herself calm.
So as the day went on, every introduction was the same.
Next we came across the mayor. We met her in town square. While I was there, there was a random gold bit just lying on the ground. Spike, who choose to come with us, got to it first. When he picked it up, the bit just flew out of his hand and landed back on the ground. Spike then chased after it and soon enough, he found himself meeting the wall with his face and then fell to the ground. Rainbow Dash laughed and came out from behind a chimney that was on the roof of the building Spike ran into. When she saw that it was Spike who chased after it and not me she apologized and gave Spike the gold bit as proof she wasn't lying.
Next we went back to the farm. Why was it that we didn't go here first? Either way, I met Applejack's family. Or at least her immediate family. Big Macintosh/Big Mac, and Granny Smith. I thanked them for letting me spend the night in the barn and they said that it was nothing. They seemed like normal friendly farm folk, except that Smith was a little crazy sounding and Big Mac only said two words as far as I heard.
"Now where'd Applebloom go?" Applejack asked. Guess, there was one more family member.
"Applebloom? Oh, I think she went out with her friends to the treehouse they like to be in so much." Granny Smith said.
"Eyup." Big Mac agreed. Well, at least the two words, answered yes and no questions. Simple enough.
"Good. Then we can have Blitz meet all the Cutie Mark Crusaders at once." Applejack asked.
"Cutie Mark Crusaders?" I asked as they all started walking off towards the apple orchard.
"Oh yeah. They call themselves that because their always trying to find a way to earn their Cutie Marks." Spike explained. I nodded, understanding.
That's when I started following them. After a few steps I heard two thuds from just behind me. I looked up and saw Rainbow Dash stomp the top of the barn in slight annoyance.
Granny Smith looked around, confused. "Is it raining hay?" Big Mac shook his head and showed her where Rainbow Dash was.
"Haha! Almost, but you might want to be a little faster than that if you want to prank me!" I laughed at the irony and started to catch up to the others.
Rainbow Dash went up to me when we were right behind the group, looking ticked to say the least. "What do you mean, 'faster then that'?!" She said, mimicking my voice while quoting me. That kind of ticked me off.
"I mean, if you weren't as slow as a turtle when it came to pranks, maybe you'd actually be able to get me before I got out-of-the-way." I said to her. I could feel the others staring at us as we all walked, but I didn't care.
And apparently, neither did Rainbow Dash as she glared at me even more. "You know, I actually have a pet turtle, and he's probably faster than you, you ROBOT!" That? Well, that did it for me.
"Oh! Well then I can see why you can relate to him so much! Your both SO SLOW!" I doubled her glare. We both growled at each other, just as mad as the other.
"Listen you two, we'll settle yer argument later, but right now, let's just say hi to my sis, and her friends alright?" Applejack said, trying to calm us down.
We looked over and saw we were already at the treehouse. We both nodded and looked at each other for a brief second, before looking away in anger.
Meanwhile, the CMC were inside their clubhouse, thinking of ideas on what to do.
"We've tried everything we can think of. What else is there we can do?" Scootaloo asked. She was bored of just sitting around the clubhouse, trying to just think of an idea.
"Well... Maybe we can try and find something around the clubhouse that will give us an idea?" Sweetie Belle asked, unsure if it was a good idea.
"Sure. What else do we have to do?" Scootaloo agreed out of boredom and they all started looking around.
"Paper n' Quill? Maybe we can write a story?" Apple Bloom suggested.
"Nah, to boring." Scootaloo said. Apple Bloom looked around some more.
"OW!" Sweetie Belle bumped her hoof into a toolbox. "A toolbox? Maybe we can build something? Or apply First Aid?" Sweetie Belle suggested as she shook her thumb.
Apple Bloom looked in the toolbox and found that all that was in it was one hammer. "Can't. Not enough tools." Apple Bloom said as she threw the hammer behind her, which accidentally fell out the window.
As me and Rainbow Dash ignored each other by looking in the other direction, the hammer fell right in between us. We both looked and saw the hammer on the ground. I then glared at Rainbow Dash. "What's this? Another bad prank?!"
"Pfft, yeah right! It's probably a bad excuse of a prank from you! Well guess what! You missed!" She yelled at me.
"Oh, yeah I did this! How long did it take for you to come up with that lame excuse?!" I yelled back at her.
We both glared at one another again, this time, standing our ground. We were inches from each other's faces, but we were to angry at each other to care that we were in the other's personal space.
Applejack sighed and shook her head, looking down on us from the clubhouse entrance.
"What else is there in here?" Apple Bloom asked.
"Uh... Oh, I found the left over poison." Scootaloo said as she held up a bottle of it.
"I thought Ms. Cheerliee and my brother drank it all." Apple Bloom said as she looked at the bottle in question. Scootaloo just shrugged
"Well either way, we should get rid of that. All it does is cause trouble." Sweetie Belle said as she frowned at it.
"Yeah, your right." Scootaloo said as she tossed it out the window carelessly.
"DASHIE! BLITZ! LOOK OUT!" Pinkie Pie yelled out as loud as she could as she pointed to a bottle that was falling towards us.
"Huh?" We said simultaneously as we both looked up. That's when it all happened.
The bottle uncorked in mid-air and the liquids fell out of the bottle landing on us. The bottle then hit me and fell to the ground, not shattered.
As we tried to wipe it off, we both accidentally swallowed a few drops each. As I kept wiping it off my face so I could see, I yelled at her. "Oh! And I guess this is another prank I tried to pull on you huh?!"
I could tell she was just as mad when she yelled at me. "Well I didn't do it!"
"Sure you didn't!" I said sarcastically. "TURTLE!" I yelled as I finally got the pink liquid out of my eyes.
"Yeah I am right!" She said, clearing the liquid from her eyes. "ROBOT!"
We glared at each other ten fold! Then everything started to flash purplish as we looked into each other's eyes. Then I could only think one thing while the purple flashes went on. And I could tell she was thinking the same thing.
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I think I'm in love.
Well, talk about mood swings!... Yeah, I'm really sorry about that joke... Anyway, now that the prank war has turned into a love war, what's going to happen next? Are the mane six and the CMC going to be able to save the Element of Loyalty, Rainbow Dash, and the Metal Pony, Blitz? Will I ever stop asking these questions like I'm Chris Maclean from TDI? All this and more, next chapter!
Also, I know I probably put in a love interest WAY to early, but I thought it would be a good idea for later on! You'll see what I mean eventually. :)
Finally, I think I'm going to start asking questions that relate to the chapter to try and get more reviews, so first question.
What's you favorite MLP pairing? REVIEW!