Hi everypony. Glad to see there are so many people to already read my story. I don't have much to say so I'll make it quick. Thank you to all who read my story. I hoped you like it and like I said, it will get less depressing for the most part. Instead it will be replaced by a few other things, but I won't say yet. So with all that said, lets move on with the story!

Disclaimer: I don't own MLP.

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Great, my first few minutes in this nightmare and a bear is wondering how to use my pelt. Irony at its best. The bear was kind of big, and by big I mean fat and giant are to small of words to describe him. He started running towards me with no warning, and I knew that there was no point in running away since I didn't even know where I was to begin with.

As the bear ran towards me, I came up with an idea. I'm faster then it because of his size, so I can still avoid him. I got ready and got into a defensive stance, holding my ground. "3...2...1...NOW!" I said as I jumped out of the way, dodging the bear with a little bit of breathing room. He skidded to a halt and turned around to face me, about to charge like a crazed bull.

I needed a way out of here. To the sides of me was only a dense amount of trees and his cave. I looked behind me, but a tree was in the way, stopping me from lookin behind me. Wait, that's it!

"Okay you overgrown stuffed Teddy Bear! You want to catch me?! Well I'm right here!" I yelled at him, challenging him to try and get me. As I thought he expected it and started charging again. "Three." His claws were sharp enough to dig into the ground. "Two." He showed his sharp teeth. "One." He took one more running step and lowered down so he could lunge at me. "Now!" I took a step, then with my slight momentum, jumped up on his head as he tried to lunge for me. I jumped off of his head and landed behind him, tripping because I wasn't used to the whole 'four feet' thing. The bear tried to stop, but he had already lunged and before he could stop himself, he ran head first into an apple tree. He fell to the ground, unconsious. I got up and walked over to him. "Sorry Smokey, but you should've looked before you leaped." Chessy joke, I know, but I deserve it! I don't know where I am, how I got here, or even how to run around without fail, but I knocked a bear out cold and all I did was jump over him! That deserves some gloating.

"Well I'll be! You took out that bear all by yer self!" I turned to where I heard a country girl's accent and saw a bush. Now correct me if I'm wrong, but I've never heard of a talking bush, fantasy or not.

"Who's there?" I asked. After a few seconds of the bush rustling and some whispers, an orange pony with a cowboy hat came out, dragging a pale colored pony with wings. The winged one did not look happy. If anything, she looked like she wanted to get away from here as soon as possible. I'm guessin she was shy.

"Sorry for hidin in the bushes, but we didn't want to get in the way of you wrasslin' that bear." She said. The other pony went over to the bear, looking sad that it was hurt. I felt kind of bad.

"I'm sorry about the bear. He attacked me, and I didn't have any other choice but to outsmart him." I said.

The pony then looked at me. "Oh... Um, he's okay. He just needs to rest." The shy pony said.

That's when it hit me. These two are from the show! If they are here, then that means I really am in the show too! Great, I'm in a world based off a tv show and I know next to nothin about it! All I know is that there are six main characters, and these are two of them. Applejack and Fluttershy. The only thing I know about the main six characters is their names, and that each of them have steriotypical personalties. Applejack is the country girl one, and Fluttershy is the shy, nature loving one.

Well, two done four to go. And I really hope I don't meet two of them.

"Uh... Equestria ta pony!" Applejack waved a hoof in my face and I snapped back to reality, if this place counts as reality that is.

"Oh! Sorry, I was just trying to think of something!" Turns out I was staring into space.

"Maybe you hit yer head when you landed down here. You sure yer okay?" Applejack asked again. Wait, landed? Does that mean I have... and there they were. Wings. right on the sides of my body. Okay, for a show that is a little kid's cartoon... I had to admit, it's kinda cool that I have wings.

I needed to respond quick so they wouldn't think I space out about everything. So two seconds after her question I asked. "Yeah, yeah I'm fine. Just, my wings... cramped up as I was flying and I fell down here." Okay, that's believable. Good lie if I do say so myself. Plus it gives me an excuse to try out these things without them looking at me like I'm an idiot.

"Oh, that's good. For a second I thought you might've had a bad fall." Applejack said as she calmed down. You know, out of all of the main six, she might've been the only one that was similar to me as it seemed. I was born in the south and was obsessed with that kinda thing. So in a way, she and I could relate.

"No, a tree top cushined the fall. I just think I need to strech my wings a little and I'll be fine." I said. She nodded.

"Alrighty then. Until yer wings better, do you need some help gettin out of Sweet Apple Acres? It can be a maze for ponies that don't know their way around." Applejack said. Oh, so I'm in an apple orchard? Well that explains what they're doing out here, and why all the trees have apples growing on them... You know, now that I look around I feel like an idiot for not realizing this was an apple archard before.

I smiled. "That'd be great, thanks." I said. Then I remembered something else. "Do you think you could give me a tour around town too? I'm new here." It wasn't really a lie, in fact, that was the exact truth.

Her face lit up. "Why, I'd be happy to. Come on Fluttershy, we should show him around Ponyville! We can even introduce him to our friends." Applejack said as she started to walk away.

"O-okay." Fluttershy said as she pulled out a ice pack and put it on the bears head. She then got pp and started to follow Applejack.

"Hold on just gotta get..." I looked around for my iPhone, which was nowhere to be found. I could've sworn that I still had it and that wire in my hand when I went through the portal, so where are they?

"Gotta get what?" Applejack asked as she looked over.

"Uh... Nothing. Just thought... that something fell out of my pocket?" I said. I immediatly regretted it because, I'm a pony with wings now. How am I supposed to have pockets?

"Oh, well as long as it's still in yer pocket then good. Come on!" Applejack said as she started walking again. And she believed that how? Oh well, I won't doubt it. I ran over to catch up with them and we started walking together.

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As we went through the acres, Applejack spoke up. "I guess while were all walking towards Ponyville we should go ahead and introduce ourselves. I'm Applejack and that there is Fluttershy." I already knew that, but at least now I was sure of it. "What's yer name?" She asked.

"Oh, well my names-" I tensed up a little as we walked. 'Crap! My real name won't blend in with this world will it?! I need to think of a name that blends in. Let's see, my real name's Zeke so it needs to be similar to that. What is there! Think, think, think you stupid brain!' "Blitz." Well it's good enough.

"Just Blitz? That's kinda odd, most ponies round here have longer names then that. Is it short for something?" Oh yeah, most of their names have more letters then actual normal names.

"Yeah." Okay, think of something that's relative to you. You look like a Pikachu hidding in the shadows s- "It's Electric Blitz, but most just call me Blitz." Well, it's decent. Note to self: Think the whole thing through before you say the first thing that pops into your head.

"Now were caught up." Applejack said. "Ya know, the name kinda reminds me of my friend Rainbow Dash." There's the third name out of six that I know. Rainbow Dash was, I'll admit it, cool. She probably sticks out from this show to me more then anything else because no one would expect a tomboy from a kid's show like this. Well, time to plead stupidity.

"Who's Rainbow Dash?" I asked.

Applejack chuckled. "You know if she heard you ask that, she'd probably be in shock from somepony not knowing who she was." Oh right, they say she always likes to brag to everyone. And by 'they' I mean the two and only people I know who are addicted to this show, my step-brother and his friend. "Well, Rainbow Dash is the fastest pony in Ponyville. She works with the weather patrol, and most important, she can do the Sonic Rainboom." Applejack summed up.

Ah Yes, the Sonic Rainboom. Probably the only thing I ever took interest in from this show for more then a few seconds. With it she can break the sound barrier and break the speed of sound. The only real reason I know so much about Rainbow Dash was a show on youtube that had Rainbow Dash against a Transformer. I hate both of those shows, but the battle did leave me thinking about the Sonic Rainboom for a few minutes.

"Hey, speakin' of Rainbow Dash, here she comes now!" I look at where she's pointing and sure enough, there was a blue figure leaving a rainbow trail... Coming Straight towards us!

"Hit the deck!" Applejack yelled as she and Fluttershy got out of the way. Bad thing for me was, in the group we were walking in, they were both on the sides of te group where as I was in the middle. With no time to get anywhere I sighed and said, "Just. My. Luck." CRASH!

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Well there's chapter two! Will Blitz ever be able to end a part of his day without something like this happening? Who are the two ponies that Blitz hopes he doesn't meet? And when will he learn to use his wings? Find out, next chapter!

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