Act I Scene IV

(Big Mac and Fluttershy enter)

Fluttershy: Your majesty! Your majesty! I'm so excited! Sir Harry's back and he brought a princess! Have you seen her? Neither have I! But I'm sure she's as delicate as an orange blossom and… he's back! He's back!

(She exits squealing. Applejack and Twilight Sparkle enter.)

Applejack: My father expected me to follow his footsteps, and I landed this jester job and… (He notices Big Mac) What's wrong? (Big Mac pantomimes "I'm worried") You're worried; about what? (Big Mac points to the door) Who? (Big Mac pantomimes "lady") A lady; which lady? (Big Mac holds up two fingers) Two syllables; first syllable. (Big Mac pantomimes "bird") A bird! It's some kind of bird. Hawk? Blue bird? Eagle? Lark?

(Big Mac nods.)

Twilight Sparkle: Lady Larken!

Applejack: And…

(Big Mac pantomimes "riding a horse")

Twilight Sparkle: A knight!

Applejack: Which knight?

(Big Mac pulls on Applejack's mane)

Twilight Sparkle: Sir Harry! (Big Mac nods and pantomimes "trouble") They're in trouble?

(Big Mac pantomimes "cradling a baby")

Applejack: She's going to have a baby?! Does anyone else know?

(Big Mac pantomimes "yes, Sir Harry")

Twilight Sparkle: Besides Sir Harry?

(Big Mac pantomimes "no, can you keep a secret?")

Applejack: Don't worry; we can keep a secret. But the question is, can you?

(Big Mac pantomimes "me? But I can't talk")

Twilight Sparkle: We know you can't talk; but you still manage to communicate.

Twilight Sparkle: Applejack: We have only two voices among us, and yet

There's a third voice, a voice in disguise

You'll be hearing a trio and not a duet

If you listen with both of your eyes

Kindly

(Big Mac pantomimes "listen")

With both of your

(Big Mac pantomimes "eyes")

We produce a unique and remarkable blend

When we raise our three voices on high

We're in perfect accord from beginning to

(Big Mac pantomimes "end")

Applejack: The king and the minstrel and I

Twilight Sparkle, Applejack: Yet if one of our trio should ever depart

Then the others would languish and die

We're like three different people with only one

(Big Mac pantomimes "heart")

Twilight Sparkle: The king and the jester and I

Twilight Sparkle, Applejack: Singing hey, nonny, nonny, hey, nonny, nonny

Hi diddle, diddle

Strike up a tune on the

(Big Mac pantomimes "fiddle")

Applejack: Oh the vendor makes wine from the grapes that he grows

Twilight Sparkle: Twenty barrels were lost last July

Both: Where they went is a secret that nopony

(Big Mac points to his nose, points to Twilight Sparkle, then Applejack, then himself)

Applejack: Oh the cook claims she's missing one chocolate cream roll

Twilight Sparkle: And a fish that was ready to fry

Both: Guess who's dining on pastries and filet of

(Big Mac points to the bottom of this foot, points to Twilight Sparkle, then Applejack, then himself)

Singing hey, nonny, nonny, hey, nonny, nonny

Needle and thimble

Crash us a clash on the

(Big Mac pantomimes "cymbals")

Applejack: It's been set up our king that his morals are loose

Twilight Sparkle: But the queen is much worse on the sly

Both: Well what's good for the gander is good for the…

(A mare is heard screaming from off-screen)

Twilight Sparkle: Say the king and the jester

Applejack: The king and the minstrel

Both: The

(Big Mac points to Twilight Sparkle)

And the

(Big Mac points to Applejack)

And

(Big Mac points to himself)