Cutie Mark Crusaders Tales of Exports

Disclaimer: I do not own any of the official characters from My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic. Lauren Faust is the person who created this generation of ponies. I also do not own anything that may emerge as crossover material. All I own are any original characters used as filler ponies.

This is a collection story for My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic. It features the Cutie Mark Crusaders in their misadventures or in oneshot material, oneshots that involve all the other background ponies/characters, and the Mane Six. It may also contain the occasional Pinkie Pie randomness.

Author's Note: A continuation of the previous chapter... it's supposed to be more funny than the last.

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The Tenchi Solution

Dusk Shine was afraid of what Black Crystal Wisher was planning. Well, somewhat afraid...

His perverted side was wondering just what Black was plotting, his other side wants to run away and hide in many books from the library. His flight response was from his mare friends being invited to Black's residence on the outskirts of Ponyville (about half a mile to the north).

"So glad you all can make it," the tan-brown pony greeted his house guests. "To clear some air up, my name's Black Crystal Wisher. And yes, ladies, that IS my name. I prefer Black if you want to be short. Vinyl and Lyra call me that all the time. I'm Dusk's friend from Canterlot."

The girls all say their hellos to Black, who looks to Dusk with a smirk.

"Did you enjoy my brunch I made?"

"Oh yes, darling, it was wonderful," Rarity says in a polite tone. She had enjoyed it, to her honest surprise.

Black chuckled. "I would have joined, but I have something of a lunch date with Vinyl so... saving myself for the restaurant we're checking out that opened last week. Now, for the surprise: girls, Dusk, the food was spiked with an aphrodisiac. Or in laymen terms: Viagra."

He enjoyed the looks to shock that washed over the six.

"The house has special magical runes of my creation, something I have been working on for the past few weeks before I arrived here to Ponyville, that will keep you all trapped in my house. So... have fun... Dusk..."

And before anyone can do something, Black had teleported himself out of his living room with magic, and a bubble of purple magic forms all around the property before turning transparent. The ahoge-maned unicorn reappears in a sparkling pop of magical energy, in front of the home of Vinyl Scratch and Octavia.

"If Dusk and the girls don't kill me, they'll thank me for fixing their love lives... mainly Dusk."

He knocks on the front door politely.

And that's how you solve a Tenchi Solution with a colt who has five mares extremely attracted to him.

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Well... I call it a day well spent. :P