Cutie Mark Crusaders Tales of Exports

Disclaimer: I do not own any of the official characters from My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic. Lauren Faust is the person who created this generation of ponies. I also do not own anything that may emerge as crossover material. All I own are any original characters used as filler ponies.

Author's Note: This is a collection story for My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic. It features the Cutie Mark Crusaders in their misadventures or in oneshot material, oneshots that involve all the other background ponies/characters, and the Mane Six. It may also contain the occasional Pinkie Pie randomness.

But for this one, guess what movie I parodied this from. :P

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Bustin' Makes Me Feel Good

"So why are we doing this again?"

"Because he's trying to destroy the world?" Scootaloo yells out amongst the howling winds and dark wisps of clouds trying to whip them like shadowy tentacles.

"Shaddup and just point and get ready to fire, girls," Applebloom yells.

The darkness looming over the horizon was King Sombra returning from whatever he disappeared to when he was "defeated" the first time.

Three fillies were decked out in full-body jumpsuits, with glowing flashing backpacks worn. Each filly wielded a really unique gun one would be familiar with if you're a moviegoer. The barrels shine with radiant light and magic, and for Sweetie Belle she was wearing goggles over her eyes with a grin on her face. And as Sombra's evil eyes burst from the clouds, and his head and purple horn emerges ready to strike with his black crystal magic, the three fillies pull the triggers and three energy blasts each hit the dark pony sorcerer. The dark scream let loose would scare any weak soul.

And yet again, the world was saved... thanks to the Cutie Mark Crusaders Evil Busters!

And look, no need for the Elements of Harmony this time!