Cutie Mark Crusaders Tales of Exports

Disclaimer: I do not own any of the official characters from My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic. Lauren Faust is the person who created this generation of ponies. I also do not own anything that may emerge as crossover material. All I own are any original characters used as filler ponies.

This is a collection story for My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic. It is partly CMC!Centric but may also feature other ponies from the show, or will feature oneshots that involve all the other background ponies/characters, and the Mane Six. It may also contain the occasional Pinkie Pie randomness.

Author's Note: So seeing the rule 63 of Twilight Sparkle... I thought to write something using Dusk and myself as a pony, Black Crystal Wisher. Maybe I'll write more of Dusk Shine sometime. Yeah...

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Black Dusk

"I really don't see what's so funny," said Dusk Shine, annoyed, and sounding very much like MegaMan EXE (from the anime MegaMan NT Warrior; yeah I think that voice fits Dusk Shine perfectly... being voiced by Andrew Francis).

"You obviously do not see humor in it Dusk, my bro," said Black Wisher Crystal. Yes, Black Wisher Crystal was the full name. He would rather be called Black for short. No, not Sirius Black from Harry Potter… and his cutie mark is a strange one resembling a gold ring with a curved S-like marking in the center of the gold ring. A diagonal line made of "magic sparkles" mar the cutie mark.

Yes, a strange if not unique cutie mark you'd ever see on a teenaged colt.

"You are crazy, Black," said Dusk, trotting away.

Black just chuckles, catching up with his friend.

"Says the pony that lurks up on Ponichan, and read those doujins on Cloppu-"

Dusk was blushing, clamping Black's mouth shut.

"Shut up, Black," he hastily whispers.

Black just knew he had won this. His friend may be a studious guy, who is the protégé of Princess Celestia herself, but even HE knew his friend had a bit of a perverted side to him. The tan brown pony with the wild black ahoge-style mane just laughs again.

Dusk gives Black the annoyed look. "Again, I see not the humor in it all."

"And YOU don't understand the crack fiction one can make out of Spike's situation and his double dragon balls. Hehehe… I wonder if we collect seven of his balls we can make a wish or something to some almighty deity in the heavens."

Dusk back-hoofs Black over the head. This is the pony version of Gibbs cuffing his co-workers over the head on NCIS.

"Why am I friends with you again?"

"We were the somewhat unpopular guys in high school even though you had the cute bishounen factor working for you, while I was the odd gamer slash punk rocker. Speaking of punk rock, Vinyl and I are hitting it well on our wonderful relationship. You got a marefriend, yet?"

Dusk blushed. "No. Not yet."

"Man I am glad I came to this place… Ponyville… needs a better name. The point is that since I'm here while Spike's getting the snip-snip, I'm going to find you a cute girl to clop with. Either that or get you into the Tenchi Solution with those mares you hang out with."

"WHAT!?"

Black ignored Dusk's shout, and drags the purple unicorn down the street.