Rainbow Dash's E-mails: your edge

Rainbow sings some more as she brings up the next e-mail of the show, "Another freakin' e-mail, another freakin' e-mail song." The mare is still all so excited for her 200th e-mail show that is coming up very soon.

Hey Rainbow,

I just have a few questions...
Which is your favorite DP/MLP crossover?
Do you think Discord will do something funny prank wise with Pinkie?
What other nicknames besides "Dipcord" do you have for Discord? Mine's are Dorkord and Dork of Chaos. (The Dipcord thing was funny; and sorry, but Discord doing things to you, except for making you unloyal, was pretty funny).
Have you ever tried to do two Sonic Rainbooms in a row?
What do you think of Pinkie's songs?

Okay more than a few... I

princessbinas

"Ugh, too much, questions, princessy." Rainbow remarks with a groan while typing in. "So I will make this short. 1, I dunno; 2, Maybe; 3, Dis, Chaos Lord, and other weird nicknames; 4, Never thought of it but it sounds cool; And 5, Very cool; Next e-mail!"

Subject: a little concerned
Hey there Rainbowdash-
I am worried that you could be losign your edge since I haven't seen any shenanigans from you or Scootaloo in a while.
Yours, etc
Gar Ri, Los Coltbankos, CA

The mare rushed the e-mail and then types in, looking shocked as she ask, "Wait, losing our edge?! That's crazy! Our shenanigans make the cover of Ponyville Edge Times Magazine about every month!" We see the mentioned magazine with the two on it, "Why, this other day, both me and the filly..."

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In the field, Rainbow and Scootaloo trots up when they saw a deflated basketball on the ground. The mare voice overs, "...trots past this deflated basketball...and didn't even bother re-inflating the whole thing!"

"So...what is your opinion, Scoots?" Rainbow asks Scootaloo curiously while looking at the basketball.

"Let's not re-inflate it!" Scootaloo exclaims eagerly to her idol.

"Cool, we're talking now! Come on; let's beat it before the Royal Guards come!"

The two ponies rush off to the right eagerly, thinking that they're edgy!

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Back at her computer, Rainbow types in, explaining, "And yesterday we feathered..."

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Inside a familiar unicorn filly's bedroom, the two are at their craziness once more. Rainbow and Scootaloo stood on the purple unicorn's bed, throwing feathers from a torn pillow at Sweetie, making quiet bored sounding 'ows' as the orange Pegasus filly made little excited noises.

"...the living Tartartus out of Sweetie Belle!" Rainbow's voice is heard excitedly, trying to assure that she and Scootaloo aren't losing the edge.

"Yeah, Scoots, the tar is prohibitively expensive!" Rainbow remarked with a shrug, getting excited by the moment sort of.

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Rainbow continues typing on her computer, saying, "But the most edgiest of them all is THIS morning, we were spreading frosting…"

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We see what the two are doing now: spreading frosting onto cardboard boxes. Rainbow's voice adds, "...on all these cardboard boxes. Then we waited 30 minutes to clean that mess up..." We now see the mayonnaise with Rainbow herself vacuuming and Scootaloo using air freshener, the room twinkles a bit. "...vacuum and uses air freshener to get rid of the lame odors left by the mayonnaise!"

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"30 whole minutes; Wow, can you be..." Rainbow exclaims excitedly at her computer...then frowns in embarrassment. "Aw, hay, who am I kidding? We are losing our edge. We gotta get it back. Scootaloo, get in here!"

"Hey Rainbow Dash," Scootaloo exclaims as she came into the computer room, wearing an apron. "You called!"

"Ugh, take that thing off!"

"Awww! You mean we aren't doing 'pretend-we're-at-granny's-baking' time?"

"No, it is not that time! And it won't be again...see me after this e-mail." Rainbow said, whispering the last part. As Scootaloo takes the apron off, her idol exclaims in determination, "Yeah, time for us to do some real damage, Scootaloo! Time to get our shenan on! Again!"

"All right, finally!" Scootaloo exclaims excitedly. It's about time that she and Rainbow get into some edgy stuff once more!

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Rainbow and Scootaloo set out to get their edge back, standing in a room with their items: an carton full of eggs in stacks, a lot of battle axes, a stack of toilet paper rolls and two bottles of 'Sonic Rainboom' brand lighter fruit need a wall. There is also a saw, a casserole and a can of gas onto the floor.

"Oh yeah, check out this arsenal of edge right here, Scootaloo! We can't go wrong here!" Rainbow exclaims proudly and excitedly. This is enough to prove to the fans that she and Scootaloo haven't lost their edge.

"So what are we doing?" Scootaloo ask Rainbow puzzled.

"Shenanigans of course; Now then...you start sawing a hole in the floor and I will stomp on this casserole!"

"Yeah, cool!"

The two ponies got to work on whatever it is that they are doing. Rainbow stomps on the casserole like mad while Scootaloo begins sawing a hole in the floor around her. The mare laughs in triumph, "Oh yeah! Casserole, your crusty layer of fried onions is no match for my...'

Of course, Rainbow didn't have time to finish. That's because Scootaloo finally got her hole done, causing it to collapse. Rainbow screams as the two ponies and the gasoline can fell right it the new hole. Soon they recover, finding themselves in a dark room with faint light appearing above. Nothing else can be seen besides Rainbow and Scootaloo's eyeballs.

"Oh, where are we?" Rainbow groans, followed by 'yugga da yugga' noises of lips flapping while her hear is shaking. "Suddenly I feel so...easy to animate here."

"How are we going to get out of this one, Rainbow Dash?" Scootaloo ask Rainbow in concern.

"Don't know, but we got to stay edgy. Can't let this deep dark hole get us down in...well...a deep dark hole, yeah. How about I kick ya? That is a classic shenani like move."

"What?"

Rainbow's eyes moves in a way that shows her about to kick Scootaloo. But the filly's eyes move in a way to get out of the way in time, causing her idol to miss, flipping over and falling right to the door.

"Gah; Oh man, Lucille, stop moving," Rainbow groans as she tries again but a hitting noise is heard. Scootaloo is obviously hitting her.

"Forget it, you ain't kicking me! Scootaloo snaps as another hitting sound is heard, followed by a popping one. Rainbow's left eye disappears; in its place is a round white ball that appears to be the same size. It fell fromt he mare's face level, rolling away onto the floor.

"Ouch! My eye!"

"AAAAAH! NO, RAINBOW DASH! I'M SORRY! I DIDN'T MEAN IT! I..."

But then Rainbow's left eye reappears, the mare laughs, "Gotcha! It's a ping pong ball! Ha ha ha ha," The mare made another white ball appears. "Yeah, I always keep a spare pack in my wings." Rainbow throws the white ping pong balls eagerly. "Yeah, some would say 'pocket' but I prefer wings."

"Hello? Anypony down there," A familiar voice is heard speaking. Sure enough, there's Sweetie near the hole from above, having discover it earlier.

"Not now, Sweetie Belle! Scootaloo and I are down here shenanigan-ing one another in the dark alone by ourselves!"

"Uh, you sure you wanna go on record with that explanation?"

"Of course! Don't see how that could possibly be taken out of context!" Rainbow snaps to Sweetie in annoyance in the dark. "Either go find a Cutie Mark or leave!"

"Fine," Sweetie remarks, rolling her eyes at this, "But don't blame me for..."

"Hey, uh, Sweetie Belle; Quick question: any chance you can get on the internet and check to see if cutting a hole in a floor is considered edgy as well as falling in?"

"Eh, sure, why not," Sweetie remarks with a mad smirk. Maybe this is her chance to get back at Rainbow and Scootaloo for throwing feathers at her the other day. She mimes typing, "Tappity-tappity-tap. Yeah, I just checked. Yep, it is!"

"Oh yeah, I thought so!" Rainbow exclaims eagerly in the dark hole. "Did you check 'Have Most Edge Pony' or edge tangle dot come, one of those?"

"Sure, all of those popular sights. You know what? They also suggest staying in the hole for a few days too...so I can finish reading my book or something."

"Oh yeah! We got hoof stomping casserole down here, so we should be good! Any chance you can toss down something for us to drink though?" Rainbow calls out to Sweetie from the dark hole. Of course, the little filly giggles as she trots away to the left, leaving her and Scootaloo in the dark hole, "Sweetie Belle? Eh, forget it. How about we drink that gasoline? Doesn't get edgier than that, right?"

"Yeah, edgier as getting cutie marks through crazy means," Scootaloo exclaims eagerly.

"High wing, Scoots!"

"Yeah, high wing!"

Scootaloo's eyes move that shows her jumping up to slap one of Rainbow's wings; the mare grunts, "Ha, that fan thinks we're losing our edge, ha!"

The new paper is heard coming down, but it's too dark to see it unless one hover a mouse over where it is, revealing the text that is normally printed.

Three Hours Later

"So sonny, wanna see me used flower water for butter?" Scootaloo is heard imitating a grandmother.

Rainbow, imitating a grandma as well, adds, "Oh, Alice, you demon; Substituting flower water for butter? If only my Sam knows..."

Suddenly, the lights in the room are turned on. It turns out that Rainbow and Scootaloo (who is wearing her apron), as well as the circle of flower that they're on, has collapsed into a room where Rarity has decided to spend the time at. The white unicorn is wearing her robe, her façade stuff and cucumbers.

"Will you keep it down?!" Rarity snaps to the surprised ponies angrily before turning the lights off. We now see Sweetie on the cover of Ponyville Edge Times Magazine as if she pulled a fast one on Rainbow and Scootaloo before.

The End

Author's note
Ha ha ha! That Sweetie Belle, pulling a fast one on Rainbow and Scootaloo like that. In the next chapter/e-mail, Rainbow herself shows off different kinds of magic (despite not being a unicorn). Read, review and suggest as we get closer to the 200th e-mail!