Rainbow Dash's E-Mails: Season Three
Chapter 79: 79. hiding
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"Junk it, and check it, send me an e-mail and I'll wreck it!" Rainbow sings while checking up on her latest e-mail. The mare is getting closer to e-mail 200, she can smell it...
Dear RD,
I've wondered have you ever had feelings for somepony and they would give there life for you i've been curious my whole life . Still i think I like you as a friend or maybe more than a friend i don' know your beautiful loyal to the end and i would give my life to proect you if you get my meaning anyway i'm no Twilight bu i have my moments anyway no matter what if you ever need a shoulder to cry on or somepony or 'somebody' to talk to i'm here besides something tells me that you and me are going to have an interesting life (smiley face)
Your's Truely
Adam (smiley face)
PS: have you ever travled all of Equestria ?
Rainbow types in saying, "No, I haven't travelled all over yet. Come to think, why the hay didn't I? I didn't go much further than I normally would. What the hay is wrong with me? As for somepony, that's for me to know." The mare coughs, "Soarin'!" She coughs once more. Anywoo, thanks for the nice words, next e-mail!"
Subject: hide n seek
Dear Dudette,
What is your most awesome hiding place when playing hide and go seek? I'm sure you can just stand somewhere and no one will ever find you right.
20% Awesomely Yours,
Dudette 1
Scarlette, MO
Rainbow reads the second sentence after 'I'm sure you' with a monotonous rhythm. After right, the mare remarks, "Hey, pal; Noone can find me wrong if he's good looking enough." The mare always reads 'Scarlette, MO' as 'Scar, Lette Moe'. We see a book that is ttiled 'Scar, Lette Moe!'
Rainbow types in while saying, "Well, anypony that has a little filly or a Pinkie Pie knows, hide and seek can be so more useful than just playing it…"
We see Rainbow talking to Scootaloo as the mare said, "Prestigious monk, but I..."
"Hey Dashie, hey Scoots!" Pinkie exclaims happily as she bounces in on the right, much to the two ponies' notice. "Guess what? I'm here to make all your Super Duper funny dreams come true!"
"Pinkie Pie! Scootaloo and I are in the middle of something cool here!"
"How about 15 bits? I can make 15 bits come true?"
Pinkie happily throws a bunch of bits onto the ground. Rainbow sighs. As much as she doesn't want to be mean, the mare wants to get away from her friend for a while...or get Pinkie Pie away!
Rainbow, getting an idea, say, "Say, I got an awesome idea, Pinkie. Let's play hide and seek!"
"Oooh, that is way better! I will hide, you seek, Dashie!" Pinkie squeals happily as she rushes off to the right. Rainbow sighs a bit. At least she's gone.
"Pinkie Pie, she is so random. Anyway, Scoots, back to what we were doing..."
Back at the computer, Rainbow types in, asking, "Yeah, pretty darn effective, eh? Unfortunately, there are some unpleasant side effects from playing these pleasant games of Hide and Seek...or in this case, just Hide n'."
Rainbow mumbles as she goes into her bathroom which is dark, all tired. The mare mumbles, "Sleepy...mumble...must pee...sleepy..."
As the lights are come, a familiar voice shouts, "Wowie, you found me, Dashie!" Rainbow yelps awake as she jumps in disguise. There's Pinkie in her bathtub with cinnamon on her face and she is wearing a torn shirt!
"Gah; Pinkie Pie; What are you doing in here?!"
"Oh, remember earlier yesterday? You asked if I wanted to play hide and seek, you silly filly!"
"Oh yeah..." Rainbow said, recalling how she promised Pinkie Pie to play hide and seek with her, just to get the pink pony away. The Pegasus pony has since forgotten. Rainbow scratches her mane while asking, "But...didn't I taken 3 baths since then?"
"Oh, I have been in here." Pinkie said a bit tired. This causes Rainbow to jump up and scream in fear. Her friend has been in here during that time?!
The scene fades out, Rainbow still in the air with Pinkie sinking in her bathtub. The Pegasi's voice is heard saying, "Yeah, it works the other way too."
Outside Pinkie's home, Rainbow and Scootaloo held a rope next to a cage, beneath is a plate of cupcakes and a glass of lemonade. The mare, straining as the cage creaks, groans, "I don't get it! Where is she? Pinkie usually falls for this one by now."
"I am not sure...maybe Pinkie decides to look elsewhere for us." Scootaloo remarks with a grunt.
"Ugh, stupid clever hide and seek ploy! This thing is getting waaaaay too heavy; Time for the Lyra Heartstrings bait!"
"Right!"
Scootaloo drops a fake hand onto the top of the other items. Lyra is heard exclaiming with glee, "Sweet, hands!"
Back at the AwesomeX, Rainbow types in, "There was a time when I used to try to play that game. But it isn't easy with all the obvious ponies around here."
We see Big Macintosh attempting to hide by turning his back to the Tree. Rainbow appears standing in front, sighing, "Big Macintosh, pal? That's the same spot you hid in every time we play."
To Rainbow's surprise, Big Macintosh leans out from 'himself', which appears to be a fake Big Mac, saying in disappointment, "Aw shoot; Almost won!"
"Whoa! Did you make a hiding spot of yourself hiding in your usual hiding spot; to hide behind!'
"Eeyup; Stayed up all night to work on it too!"
"Well, it was worth your time." Rainbow remarked, impressed with Big Macintosh's handiwork.
At night, Rainbow was flying around, waving her hands in frustration while saying, "All right, fine, I give up, Fluttershy! You win! Olly olly oxen free!"
Just then, Fluttershy appears holding a sign that has a picture of an ox that reads 'OXEN FREE!' The mare demands, "Right, Ollie, set those oxen free! Oxen free, Oxen free!"
"Put your sign away, Fluttershy. We're only playing a game here."
Fluttershy pauses then turn her sign around to show the other side that shows the ox playing baseball that said 'PLAYING A GAME'. Rainbow shakes her head while her friends chant, "Playing a game, playing a game!"
In the library, Rainbow stood balancing motionless on one leg on a podium that has the words 'RAINBOW DASH' on it. Spike stood on the left while saying, "Cool! Check out this extremely awesome statue that looks like Rainbow Dash!"
Rainbow sighs in annoyance as she turns to Spike, saying, "Spike, you found me. Looks like I'm 'it' now."
"Cool; An animatronic Rainbow Dash that talks back!"
"Say, that's a great idea! Spike, I think your weird stuff is paying off at last!"
Rainbow flies off to the right in excitement. Spike raises his arms up while exclaiming, "Yeah, it was so worth it!"
Out in the field, Pinkie bounces from the left, trying to find Rainbow. The mare grins as she saw something, exclaiming, "There you are, Dashie! I definitely found you!"
At least, Pinkie thought she was talking to Rainbow, but the truth is, she is speaking to a crude animatronic that looks like her, with a balloon head and rods moving the limbs. It stood on a soapbox that has a speaker on it, it has the words '16 FOR YA' written on one side.
"I'm 20% awesome!" The Animatronic Rainbow remarks with a boom.
"No you're now! I found you fair and then square!" Pinkie insists, talking to the animatronic, not seeing the real Rainbow sneaking away from the scene.
"Sit on a stool!"
"Rainbow Dash, I haven't been playing this game of hide and seek for 6 weeks just for you to have poor sportsponyship all over the place! I got half a mind to..."
Back at her computer, Rainbow chuckles while typing, "Yeah, I rest my case...rest nothing! My case is in one huge coma! As for my awesome hiding place, nowadays I used it to hide from Hide and Seek...as well as Kick the Goat Can, Capture the Tribe Flag and of course the infamous Paint Tag. Sorry, but this is one hiding spot that I'm taking to the grave!"
Of course, we see what the hiding spot is: at the library, Twilight is working on some homework with a bottle of apple cider and a bowl of chips. As she wasn't looking, a familiar cyan arm came out of a book from the bookshelf and grabs the bottle, swiping it away.
Twilight in confusion turns her head as if sensing something then shrugs a bit. Weird; the new paper comes down, bringing this chapter/e-mail to a close.
We see the Animatronic Rainbow Dash talking to the Cupcake-Oats cereal robot, bragging, "Mom loves me more!"
"Yeah, you're adopted!" The Cupcake-Oats robot remarks dryly.
The End
Author's note
Odd hiding place but if Rainbow wants to keep it a secret, who are we to force her to speak? Anyway, in the next chapter/e-mail, the Pegasus pony realizes that she may be losing her edge and prepares to get it back. Read, review and suggest.