Rainbow Dash's E-Mails: rock opera

"Checking e-mail and now will take it to the flip side!" Rainbow exclaims then said the previous sentence backwards before bringing up the first e-mail of the chapter.

Dear Rainbow Dash.
did you get my mail from last chapter. and if you were a Dolphin what would you do as one. like fight sharks fight the FOE. watch this and see. (Insert link)

your friend Greenrob

Rainbow saw a link inserted then comments, "Thanks Greenrob, I will look at it later; Next e-mail!"

Subject: rock opera
Rainbow Dash,
I believe it's time you made a rock opera, you owe it to society and every pony out there. What should it be about?
That will be up to you.
Best Wishes,
Anonymous But Interested

Gambler, OH

Rainbow said the last lines as 'Anonymous But Int-ererest, Gombayay...hhough."

"Man, poor guy." Rainbow said with a sigh of disappointment. She types on, "Hey, Mr. and Mrs. Interested! Nice job in naming your foal! Yeah, I betcha I can imagine the jokes andf that those ponies on the playground can come up with."

We see a piece of notebook paper that shows Teen Colt Squad like drawings on it, it shows drawings of a swing set, Little Rainbow Dash and ABI (who looks like Rarity with a question mark for a face).

ABI is seen kicking a soccer ball while faint playground chatter is present in the background. Dashie remarks, "Hey, ABI! How about writing a poem...or something and not bother to attribute it to yourself?"

Rainbow's voice comments, "Or maybe something like..."

The paper switch out that shows ABI with his hooves glued to his butt, Rainbow Dash and the school bully known as Moron, the Pegasus pony jokes, "Hey, ABI! Try calling the Royal Guard and maybe give them some valuable info to help solve a crime without revealing yourself."

The paper disappears as a sighing Rainbow types on her computer, "Man, ponies of the past can be so cruel."

Rainbow clears the screen and resumes typing as she continues, "Right, back on task. To be honest, you folks probably heard most of my rock opera. I have been composing on it for sometimes now. Sometime I like to call 'RDEMAIL!'." We see a poster for the rock opera appearing. "The lyrics consist of one word, or stuff I made up, from each of my past e-mails so far!"

The poster disappears as Rainbow adds, "Right, now it may not make a whole lot of sense to you folks, but hey, have I ever backed down from a bad idea like this? Now let's get this train wreck going, Bronies!"

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A pair of curtains opens up as the opera begins, with characters from certain e-mails singing, we see weird stuff happening as this does like multiple Spikes.

Rainbow: Join me on my single—

Rarity: hundred—

Rainbow: toilet dreams picture.
Everypony wanna scam some sweet bits or potential—

Filly Rainbow: pizza.

Rainbow: Oh! Oh! Ummm. Nevermind.
Ummm... double—

Caramel: pants.

Rainbow: Awesome, awesome fancy danish.
Professional funky totally diggity-underdrawers.
Oh tonight,—

Pinkie: cool,—

Twilight: healthy,—

Rainbow: ones, eh?
Whatever action foal actually went freaky.
Oooh! Oh. Party like completely great, good.
Down town fillies get consummate.

Twilight: Yeah.

Rainbow: Awkward sweet peaches crackin' action!
Wha-Ho! Problematic.
Solid jumble!

Cupcake-Oats Robot: Crazy—

Rainbow: beans double the real gold!
Computer—

Rarity: internet—

Rainbow: bulging—

Pinkie: out.

Rainbow: Yeah, oh!
Dynomite afterparty!
Like, fangoriously world-class and—

Activated by Spike: grand.

Rainbow: Ooooh! Oh!

Rarity: Ewww!

Rainbow: Oh-ho-ho-ho! Definitely, definitely—

Vector Rainbow: handsome.

Pinkie: Yup,—

Rainbow: I totally—

Pinkie: always—

Rainbow: look—

Storybook: Rainbow: awesome—

Rainbow: singing backwards metal.
Experience dance tonight! Unh!
Oooh! I'm pleasant.
Positate without pizzaz and—

Crono: jam!

Rainbow: Whoa!
Tonight equals dancing,

Canned Audience: yeah!

Rainbow: Famous—

Male AwesomeX: stallions—

Rainbow: always like—

All: RDEMAIL!

The rock opera ends with the cast singing the final line on stage. We see the poster for 'RDEMAIL!' sliding down on top of the screen.

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Rainbow is seen clapping and making crowd noises with her mouth back at her compute, roses are throwng on her from who knows where.

"Bravo, bravo! Encore, encore! ¡Ándale! ¡Ándale! ¡Arriba! ¡Arriba," Rainbow exclaims as she made the crowd noises. The mare then types some more, "Thanks, thank you so much; Yeah, those rave reviews are coming in even as well. It's only a matter of time before the hotties..."

However Rainbow notices that she's typing 'It's only a msyyer pd tun/ blegfr teh htties' due to the roses on it. The mare frowns to Spike who is on her computer desk holding a rose, the only responsible for throwing the previous ones.

"Spike, come on! Ixnay on the cut it out throwing roses at me...may." Rainbow snaps at Spike in annoyance. The baby dragon grunts and throws the rose at the mare, causing it to stick to her face. Rainbow screams in pain as she held her face, flailing her limbs like mad. "Ouch; Rose face, rose face; ARGH!"

Rainbow fell off her stool as we hear the Getting up Noise. The paper comes down as the chapter/e-mail comes to an end. We can see reviews for Rdemail...

"RDEMAIL; It is a triumph of Some Cool Stuff!"
"It will leave you wanting a WHOLE LOT!"
-(Perhaps) The Donkey

"A million internets!"
-Age 5

"RDEMAIL! is better than a dog!"
-The Lyra Heartstrings Reviews

We now see a poster for RDMAIL! along with its heading.

"an off13 Coltway rock opera from the mare who brought you 'Dasheresque: Put 'Em On Ice!'"

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In Ponyville at winter, Rainbow, as Dasheresque, is skating on a small ice pond while yelling, "So I'm going to have to fl..."

Rainbow ends up falling through the ice. Spike is heard yelling, "And another one!." The dragon throws a rose onto the ice as a vibraslap hit is heard.

The End

Author's note
Looks like Rainbow's rock opera is a hit...sort of. In the next chapter/e-mail, the mare shows us the best thing she's ever seen, done or eaten: the quickly cartoon pilot of 'Knightshade: But they're in Space!'. Read, review and suggest.

I would've put in the link from Greenrob's review but I don't think a certain website would allow it.