Rainbow Dash's E-Mails: Season Three
Chapter 67: 67. diorama
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Meanwhile on Earth
Adam and the others were standing out in the back yard of the Seville home. "Guys listen, you too Dave, it feels like adventure is calling me so I'm going to be moving not down the street or to another house but to another dimension where true love is waiting for me we had a good run Britt, don't get me wrong but I think it's time we end this, don't cry, I have a DVD that you should all watch once I'm gone, Dave is all my stuff loaded inside the TARDIS?" asked Adam.
"Yea it's going to be hard without you in school and in the music business," said Dave with a small tear rolling down his cheek. Some of his brothers and sisters were crying as well but Brittany was going to slap him but instead told him it was alright.
"Thanks Britt. I'm glad you understand remember to look for the right guy. Believe me and I know you can do it, well this is it. I wish you the best of luck guys." said Adam giving each of them a final hug each. He stepped inside the TARDIS and closed the door. Adam stepped over to the main controls and entered the MLPFIM universe, Ponyville and sure enough he selected the right location: RD's house. "'m coming ...Rainbow," said Adam as he pressed the start button. The TARDIS faded in and out several times before it was gone headed toward MLPFIM universe and to find his true love.
Ponyville, Equestria
RD's house
The black and red TARDIS started to materlize in her back yard, thankfully the 'American doctor' scanned for anything else. "Scans show I'm in the right location, let's hope RD is here, ya know a date wouldn't be so bad, in fact I'm game, oh snap, better freshen up." said Adam. He sprayed himself with that cologne and sure enough, the boy was ready for the day; all he had to do was just take the back way through her house. "Ain't I smart." smirked Adam as he finally near her house. "Here I am Rainbow, you game for a date?" asked Adam to nopony.
"I baked you one awesome special e-mail which has...raisins." Rainbow comments as she types in on her e-mail.
Well RD as we speak i'll be heading over via TARDIS you would be surprised its had some work done to the inside like a whole nother set of bedrooms (if you six ever want to come along for advenuring) so anyway its like your home away from home and that's not the best thing we are also adding in a holographic version of Ponyville and what not so moving on i'll be visiting you sometime and if you or your friends wanna come dimension hopping with me or my siblings then yea we have bedrooms repiclacted much like the real thing (though yoru cloud bedroom was the hardest to repiclate). curious though . I think you will acheive your dream of becomng a wonderbolt one day trust me i know this email is long but roll with it
your truely Adam
Rainbow types in saying, "Well, if you're here, that means you're arriving right about..." A knock is heard on the back door. "Ah, good timing!'
Rainbow flies over to the back door and opens it, finding a familiar boy waiting for her. Adam grins while saying, "Here I am Rainbow, you game for a date?"
"Hey Adam; I was now reading your e-mail and I was finishing it up; Nice to see you again."
"Thanks."
As the two goes back to the computer, Rainbow say, "We will do something after this show." The mare sat down while continuing, "Okay. Hologram version of Ponyville. Awesome; Dimension hopping; Yeah, I see that happening. How about we go for that?"
"Sounds good," Adam said with a grin of excitement.
"Next e-mail!"
Subject: Diorama
Hey Rainbow Dash,
I have to do some lame crappy, really stupid diorama this year. I wanna make it be bloody and gory but those dimwits want it to be 'Middle School Appropriate'. Ugh. Or whatever. Got any ideas?
Rita M..
Charlotte, N.C.
Rainbow reads 'Charlotte, N.C.' as 'Charlote, Not Charlotte'. The mare remarks, "Well, sounds like to me that you are no place!"
"Heh, good one." Adam chuckles as the mare begins typing on her computer.
"So what you're telling both me and Adam here Ms. Hardboilereggs or whoever it is told ya to make a crappy, lame and very stupid diorama for a school assignment? That is what I call 'edjakashum!'".
Rainbow clears the screen as she continues, "Well, no sense in thinking about this one since you are on the bus on the way to school on the day that it's due. Time to whip out my old standby-orama..."
We see a desk that shows a diorama with pencils, pens, an erase as well as a bottle of grue that fell down. Rainbow's voice remarks, "The Craziness World of Pony Supplies!"
"Cool!" Adam is heard as we go back to the computer.
"But diorama like this shouldn't be wasted, Rita Pony. This is probably the most school approved opportunity to melt small plastic animals and shamed our beloved literary characters that you will ever gonna get. So embrace and deface it!"
Rainbow clears the screen while continuing, "Now then, here are my tips. First off, behind every good diorama is an even gooder shoebox; So unless you wanna be called the Stride-Rite Foal forever, better go buy a pair of...Adam, will you assist me?"
"Certainly," Adam said as he goes to a desk and takes out a red shoebox that reads 'Air Cloudsdale' with the logo printed on its cover sliding in from the right.
"The most coolest and most expensive shoes on the market!" We see a price tag with '12345' on it that appears with a ding. Rainbow's voice continues, "Or maybe modify a...Adam?"
"Right," Adam said as he takes out a lime green shoebox with the word 'Dr. Soft-Ponyland's Tan Medical Shoes'; written on it that slides right in front of the Air Cloudsdale one.
"...box of cheap, generic shoes that look expensive."
Adam slaps a piece of paper that has the words 'Slam Dunking' written on it on the shoebox over the words 'Tan Medical'. We now see the Air Cloudsdale box along with scissors and a hot glue gun. Rainbow and Adam came in as the mare comments, "Now then, we will talk about topics. If the assignment calls for a science diorama, all you gotta do was slap on some cotton balls and boom!"
Adam takes out the Air Cloudsdale diorama that has a field and a sky. Rainbow's voice said, "Effects of cumulonimbus clouds..." The man puts in cotton balls into the sky, forming a cloud like shape. "…on sheep..." Adam now put in sheep made out of cotton balls onto the ground. "...snowponies..." He puts in a snowpony made out of the same stuff on the right. "...aaand of course cotton balls."
Adam put a pile of cotton balls onto the left on the diorama s Rainbow continues, "But in case you ran out of cotton balls, real chunks..." The cotton balls themselves transform to become more 'jaggedy', some got red stains. "...of an old pony's mane will work fine."
"Ick, I hate to be on the receiving end." Adam comments, being grossed out a bit as some blood trickles out of the manecloud.
We see the Mayor, whose Mane has been gruesomely ripped. The mare remark, "I do deserve it for eating all the cotton balls of course."
Back at the desk, Rainbow and Adam stood near the Air Cloudsale diorama, scissors, hot glue gun, colored paper and glue bottle as the mare say, "Now, if you need to make some historical diorama, only one way to go: leader assassinations."
Adam slides in the diorama for the Dr. Soft-Ponyland's Tan Medical Shoes on the left. Rainbow's voice said, "Okay, you can immortalize such tragic moments in Equestrian history..." We see a cardboard Canterlot Castle being put in by Adam in the background, "...as...the robot that mercilessly offed Jimmy Colter." The man put in a robot made out of a toilet paper roll along with a Jimmy Colter doll made out of a clothespin, the robot's lights are starting with computer sound effects. "And if it's a book report diorama that you're doing..."
"Which made often be the case," Adam comments to Rainbow.
"...then the most easiest way to get around reading an actual book is to make one up yourself. Let me tell ya, I can't tell you how many dioramas that got me out of."
Adam is now working on the Air Cloudsdale diorama with now has a purple sky, Castle Canterlot, as well as Princess Celesltia and a half-eaten cake in the foreground. The mare's voice boom, "Princess Celestia's Adventures in Giant Tortoiseland," We see tank going around the cake, knocking the fake princess down, "Books one through seven."
"Nice." Adam comments in amusement.
"Of course, with the internet, it's probably easier for teachers to check your sources than in my day. So to get away with that now, you also have to make..." Rainbow says as we go back to the computer. "...a fake website for the book in question."
We now see a website for a book place, showing information about 'Princess Celestia's Adventures in Giant Tortoiseland' by Adammartin Realpony. Rainbow's voice add, "And the author..." We see a bio and a silhouette with a question mark appearing next to book information to put in fake author. "...as well as the publisher." We now see a logo for a fake company called 'Hasbro Publishing Place' at the bottom of the screen, "And just to be safe." The button for downloading the fake eBook appears as well. "...it's probably best to go ahead and write the book." The badly done made cover for the fake book appears.
Adam comments, "Wow, I'm surprised no cops did some investigating."
"Tell me about it; it has gotten so hard to cheat nowadays." Rainbow said to Adam in agreement.
Scootaloo past by in the background, carrying the computer while saying in agreement, "I'll say. I have to convince Cheerilee that I got this cool computer of yours."
"Finally, let me address your concerns about the blood and gore part. There's an easy loophole to use here, Rita, it's a little something that I'd like to call...dinosaurs."
"Dinosaurs, really," Adam ask Rainbow in interest.
"Yeah; No teacher can argue..."Rainbow said as we go back to the Air Cloudsdale diorama which now has a prehistoric setting, "...that an Allosaurus..." The actual dinosaur appears. "...tearing part its prey..." Now Adam put in a rubber duck. "...has got to be quite gruesome."
Adam drops spaghetti and pasta sauce onto the duck, ground and the Allosaurus's mouth. The mare continues, "And if that prey..." The man removes the rubber duck. "...happens to be the signers of the Treaty that I don't know what it is..." A table and four clothespin ponies appear. "...well, okay, that's pretty messed up as well."
"Not really, this sounds a bit cool!" Adam laughs as he drops pasta sauce and spaghetti onto the ponies, much to Rainbow's approval as she smiles. "Awesome, ain't it?"
"I know; this is too awesome; Hey, I gotta get in on that action!" Rainbow remarks as she brings in her Peanut Rainbow Dash that has a cocktail sword made from an olive. "Yeah, take that, Nicholas Twister, representative for leader James K. Colt! I will teach ya to mess with my Rio Dale; And my Rio Bravo!"
Adam laughs as Peanut Rainbow Dash pokes and hits the Nicholas Twister clothespin, knocking it down. In satisfaction, Rainbow returns to her computer and resume typing, "Well, Rita-denum, you think you got enough to go on? You definitely will dioRAM their hooves off! Now if you excuse me, I am going to help that robot wipe out that Old Public Functionary."
"Yes, and I'm going to help before we head on out, Rainbow Dash." Adam comments as he and Rainbow, after making a familiar getting up noise, leaves.
We now see a green diorama that has a toilet paper robot shooting a clothespin pony. Peanut Rainbow Dash is standing by while booming, "Boltron, yeah! Hit him with the Blue Cannon Thing!"
"Right, beep beep beep!" Adam's voice said as he put in a toilet paper roll with the words 'Blue Cannon Thing' written on it; Blue blue blue blue blue blue blue blue!"
The Blue Cannon shoots red lights at the clothespin pony; the date appears to be doing well. The new paper come down, bringing this chapter/e-mail to a close.
Spitfire, holding a shoe in one hoof and a basketball with the other, comments, "Oh hey there, who are these bad boys?!"
As the mare looks at what she's holding, we see an image of the shoe alone, "Yeah, All New This Year Air Cloudsdale! Only a bunch of bits," We see the mentioned price on a price tag, "Only in various shoe stores in Equestria!"
Back to Spitfire, she shrugs while saying, "Yeah, not what I'm signed on for." The words that she said appear in a speech bubbles next to her head.
We see Derpy holding a notepad with a cell phone drawn on it. She appears to be speaking into it while saying, "Hello, Adammartin Realpony! It's Derpy here, just giving ya a call on my new cell phone! Eh? What's that? Yeah, flattered, pal, but I got a cool colt-friend. I think he's the Doctor pony."
The End
Author's note
Very nice and Happy Valentine's/Hearts and Hooves to you all, especially you Adam pal! I hope you like your appearance. In the next chapter/e-mail, Rainbow describes the night life of Ponyville. Read, review and suggest!