Rainbow Dash's E-Mails: business trip

It's another day in this neighborhood...when Rainbow is working on bringing up an e-mail as she is singing, "When I was sixteen, I sold all my e-mails and hit the road."

Rainbow if you wanna know why people make those kinds of stories it's because they ahve sick and twisted mind. anyway there is a story called My Little Pinkie Pie and another called my little Fluttershy and yes a sequel to My Little AJknown as My little AJ 2 and i'm going o be working on the sequel to WHO AM I once i can find the time . Now then a question . What do you hink of Turnabout Storm so far in part four your friend or should i say EX friend Gilda confessed to framing you right in front of he court (Not to mention lying on the stand as well) but at least Phoenix has the 'super awesome evidence' and cleared your name now it boyals down o putting away Sonata should be interesting to see how that turns out i know this email is long forgive me . and yes she comitted several crimes as well mail fraud ,lying under oath ,tampering with the crime scene . And several othesr i can't think of

YOur's truely

Adam

Rainbow types in her answer, "Thanks for telling yours truly on how sick some Earthlings can be. Now then, more 'Little' stuff? Are you Bronies trying to put me and my friends up for adoption; would've sounds cool either way. As for Turnabout Storm, it would be awesome, ten times. And the crimes that Gilda has made are nothing than what I did...that I didn't; Heh heh; next e-mail!"

Subject: have you ever? PLEASE!
Have you ever made a rdemail about going on a business trip or something serious? try to think about it, kay.

NYXIE~VA

Rainbow pronounces 'rdemail' as written, with the ~ accompanied by a sound of a cassette playing unevenly. The mare then types in, saying, Honestly, Nyxie, we definitely seriously need to talk about your name, since it sounds like a nickname that Shining Armor gives Twilight's kid Nyx. Your career chices could be limited to a groupie for Knightshade or maybe an Equestrian Gladiator, give or take."

Rainbow clears the screen as she continues, "Something that involves you wearing less clothing. You don't meet any cool Professors of Mare Studies called Nyxie. As far as business trip goes, Rainbowshine and I are being sent to a conference in a few seconds here." The mare stops typing. "Hey, Rainbowshine, you ready to get going?"

"Ready to go, Rainbow Dash," A familiar mare exclaims happily as she stood next to the computer. Of course, it isn't Rainbowshine but a certain goofy pony.

"What? Derpy; you ain't Rainbowshine! She is supposed to be here!"

"Not, not really! Rainbowshine has got promoted to..." As Derpy spoke, we see a portrait of Rainbowshine smiling, "...Junior Executive of Not Going on Pointless Business Trips."

"What the hay, Rainbow asks in shock and disbelief. Rainbowshine is not going because she got promoted to a certain job? "But I was trying to get that job for years!"

"Bad luck, Rainbow Dash! Looks like it's going to you and me; sleeping out under the stars on clouds; roasting some marshmallows!"

"Derpy, this is a business trip, not a camping one."

"Oh,m okay. I guess I shouldn't bring these, huh?" Derpy ask as she motions to a stack of cakes nearby labeled 'Cakes' Awesome Cakes' nearby.

Rainbow sighs a bit; it's going to be one long business trip.

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The two Pegasi flew all the way to Canterlot where the business trip is supposed to be at. THey go past a sign that said 'Annual Symposium Conference Seminar Series Registration'...or whatever you call it.

"All right, Derpy, do not forget. We must start talking loudly about our business. That way, ponies around us know we're on one." Rainbow reminds Derpy. The mare then begins speaking loudly to prove her point, "Continental breakfast; More like in-continental lame-fast; Blech!"

"Right, seal the deal, seal it!" Derpy exclaims angrily. Rainbow blinks a bit as she saw her friend wearing the cake boxes on her hooves. "Seal!"

"Derpy, what are those jangles?"

"Oh, just airport security. Y ou know how it is nowadays; Roll eyes; Hee heee."

Derpy roll her eyes. Rainbow groans, "Well, hurry up already! We got to get there before the keynote starts. That way, we can ditch out five minutes after it started!"

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The ponies are now at the seminar where Jet Set is wearing glasses and holding a clipboard. As he stood on a podium (though one of her lower hooves punched through the top), the unicorn said bored, "All right, welcome to 'Reducing Your Business's Carbon Hoofprint Is Not A Matter Of Buying Every Pony's Smaller Horseshoes; Time for me to begin."

"And that's our cue." Rainbow whispers to Derpy. The two mares nod as they sneak out. Jet Set saw them leaving, knowing that the seminar is over; ponies are more interested in leaving than listening.

"Huh, I guess we will go ahead and break for lunch now."

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Rainbow and Derpy stops by the donut shop owned by Donut Joe to get some donuts while resting. The cyan Pegasus pony comments, "Man, there isn't like a couple of donuts to have while on a business trip."

"I'll say!" Derpy comments while wearing 6 lanyards. "I have been going nuts with our lanyard der diem."

"Okay, what's next on the agenda?" Rainbow takes a look at the agenda of what she and Derpy got to do on this business trip. As items are checked off, check marks appear. "Let's see...remove hoof rings, check it. Complain about our hotel mattress, check. Talk about how our dogs are killing us..." Squiggly lines show up, "Not there yet. Wait, collect branches for kindling?" The next one is in blue ink, showing a silly pic of Derpy drawn next to it.

"A check a roony!"

"Meet cool stallion executive for drink." Rainbow looks around a bit then shrugs. "Mostly check? Gah, oh horse crap!" The words 'mostly check' is a heck made from a dotted line on the checklist, but that isn't what the cyan one is worried about. We see an assortment of hockey player trading cards. "We got to seal a deal with the foreign ruler in 10 minutes!"

Derpy happily jumps into Rainbow's upper foreleg, saying, "Well, not a moment too soon! I think I heard an Ursa Major in the woods!"

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Inside the throne, a gong is heard as Celestia is now talking with Rainbow and Derpy to seal a deal that can make things better or worst. The alicorn, wearing a tag that said 'Foreign Ruler' smiles while saying, "My little ponies, this is how this will work. I shall write a number on this piece of paper."

Celestia grins as she uses her magic to give the paper with an obvious bulge to the ponies. Rainbow blinks as she saw what it is, commentating, "Princess, I think wrote a piece of daisy sandwich on this piece of paper."

"Of course, I ain't budging, Rainbow Dash. Now tell me where those units are."

"Units, what units? Aren't we here to seal the deal?"

"I got this! Rainbow Dash wouldn't let me bring all of them." Derpy said happily as she took out two cake boxes. "I did manage to get these two by the Royal Guards."

"Wait, what the sense make?" Rainbow asks Derpy in confusion and concern.

Surprisingly, Celestia lick her lips while saying, "Very well, I shall take it! You ponies drive a soft bargain. Captain Armor, get the cake room ready!"

"Huh, well cramp my style. We did seal the deal! Well, can't believe that I'm saying this...but go ahead, Derpy. You've earned it."

Derpy with a grin put her lower legs onto the table, saying while smiling, "My dogs are really killing me; Yeah!"

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Back on the computer, Rainbow types in saying, "But the real reason for business trips to buy the last minute peanut brittle and lame souvenirs from the airport gift shops for your foals or friends!" We see a box of 'Last Minit Peanut Brittle'.

Of course, Scootaloo is on the computer table, looking at a windup airplane that says 'I heart St. Filly' that is floating ina fish bowl. Needless to say, the Pegasus filly isn't impressed at all.

"Ugh, Rainbow Dash; This must be the most lamest souvenir ever!" Scootaloo exclaims to Rainbow in frustration. "THis isn't even a real airplane!"

"No, no, it is an airplane, see, that swims and loves St. Filly!" Rainbow insists to Scootaloo who groans and trots off.

"That souvenir is not worth extra attention from me!"

"Fine, then. Maybe Tough Apple would appreciate it."

"NO I WON'T!" Tough calls out to Rainbow from somewhere, making the mare wonder how he did that.

As Rainbow glances at the airplane sinking, the new paper comes down, bringing this chapter/e-mail to an end. The Pegasus pony groans, "Honestly, the peanut brittle would've swum better than that."

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We see an advertisement for Donut Joe's donuts. An announcer is heard saying, "Cool, tasty Donut Joe's Donuts will make everything go down smooth...especially that goofy mare from Cloud 9 that they sent you on the road with. Right, he just made a 'You Girl, Filly' joke."

The End

Author's note
Rainbow has a cool road trip, even though it isn't as she expected. In the next chapter/e-mail, in the memory of the fangame 'My Little Pony: Fighting is Magic', the mare demonstrates costumes and gimmicks from her short-lived fighting career. Read, review and suggest!