Rainbow Dash's E-Mails: Season Three
Chapter 52: 52. rough copy
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Rainbow once again is at work on her computer, bringing up an e-mail while speaking in a sing-song voice, "Sweetheart, get dressed and brush your teeth! It's time for e-mail!"
Dear Rainbow Dash,
What's all this talk about a DNA evidence? It's come up about five times throughout your emails so far.
SquirrellyJay
Rainbow answers while typing, "The DNA Evidence, that aged old question. Well, better make it six, SquirrellyJay because it's being mentioned again and will be resolved very soon; next e-mail!"
Subject: comics
Dear Rainbowdash,
I'd like to draw a few comics about you and scootaloo. First off, I'd need to know what type of promblems that you two would be facing. Once I get a rough copy done, I plan on sending it to you two to see if you like it. Hope you're interested.
Miyako
Rainbow reads the e-mails as written then types in while saying, "Well, Miyako, better hope you're interested in getting sued in the Ponyland ages by both me and Scoots; That would happen if you draw a few comics about us!"
Rainbow clears the screen while continuing, "Like the time Pinkie Pie started selling Rainbow Dash flavored water." The mare pronounces 'flavored water' queasily while typing in wavy blue-green font. "Right, we shut that place down very sonic rainboom fast!"
We see Pinkie in the field standing near a stack of bottles that are labeled 'RD20'. The mare held a bottle while calling out, "Got your Rainbow Dash like water here! R-D-two oh! Hee hee! Bottled at the source, pure as a mountain goat! Come, get it!"
And of course who to show up is Rainbow and Scootaloo, the filly is wearing a suit and dragging a suitcase with her. The mare glares while snapping, "All righty, Scoots! Let's sue her!"
"Right, Rainbow!" Scootaloo exclaims, opening her suitcase which is filled with a lot of water balloons. The Pegasus ponies didn't waste time in throwing them at Pinkie Pie like mad.
"Yay; the orders are flying in like rapid fruit bats!"
Rainbow chuckles as she types in at her computer, "Hay, I have got the best lawyer that cupcakes can buy, plus, she aims with those water bombs very crazy good. Scoots can hit Fluttershy from 3 football fields away!"
Indeed, Fluttershy is seen taking notes on a notepad at her cottage that has the RDTAU mascot painted at one end with a sign nearby that said 'Cutey's Home.' The mare is taking notes while saying, "All right, note to self..." She flips the page while continuing, "...get...a...big...g-ger..." Fluttershy flips the page once more. "...note...boo..." She flips to one more page, "...k."
Without warning, water balloons comes flying from behind some trees in the distance, hitting Fluttershy in the face and causes her to yelp, "Oh goodness!"
Rainbow types back at her computer while saying, "I think we were suing the mare for custody of her not-so-thin mints that day, I dunno. We apologize afterwards."
"Hey Rainbow Dash," Scootaloo exclaims as she appears to her friend while holding a manila envelope in her mouth. We see a box of Not So Thin Mints, "Got something from Miyako."
"Oh cool! An unmarked manila envelope; Probably Miyako's rough copy comic," Rainbow said as Scootaloo put the envelope down and snaps it open. The mare takes out a white piece of paper out and sees what that copyright Brony has made of her and Scootaloo. "Whoa!"
Indeed, it's Miyako's work...but it's two scribbles that are labeled 'Rainbow Dash' and 'Scootaloo', there are a few stains on it along with the signature 'm'. If this is supposed to be Miyako's work, she sure didn't do a good job in drawing the two ponies!
"Yeah, this is a rough copy all right." Rainbow remarks in annoyance as she turns the paper from side to side. "Actually, you don't need my help in finding 'promblems' for these ponies, Miyako."
"What the hay is those supposed to be?! Is Miyako trying to make fun of us or something?!" Scootaloo remarks angrily to Rainbow Dash.
"Tell me about it. These don't look anything like us. Geez, that filly was going to have a lot of pants on after we're done suing them off her. And now, she is going to strug around all on-panted waving her pant-covered legs in our faces. I mean, really!"
"Well, here's an idea. Why don't we look like the drawing? That way, when we do, we can sue Miyako!"
Rainbow, pleased by the idea, throws the paper into the air while exclaiming, "Hey, you are a genius, Scootaloo! See? That's what I pay you for! Open up!" The mare took out a cupcake as the excited filly opens her mouth wide. "Up, ah! Ah! Ah!" She throws the cupcake into Scootaloo's mouth who gulps it down. "Oh yeah, there you go."
Scootaloo grins and opens her mouth, clapping her hooves doing while imitating a seal, "Arf, arf, arf; More, more, more!"
"Okay, one more, fine." Rainbow said with a chuckle as she throws another cupcake into Scootaloo's mouth, the Pegasi filly ate it happily. It's time to sue!
Rainbow and Scootaloo put their plan of suing Miyako into action, walking in front of a cloudy sky on the field. The mare is groaning in pain as we can see why: the two ponies are now wearing barbed wire. It's painful but Rainbow is determined to sue the pants off of Miyako no matter what!
"All right, we should look like Miyako's claw scratchings." Rainbow said with a groan. "Yeah, this case of ours will be so air-tight. But why stop at pants? Yeah, perhaps we can sue off that hoodie she's wearing as well!"
"You think this stuff would work?" Scootaloo ask Rainbow, trying to ignore the pain of the barbed wire.
"Yep; this stuff makes me feel pretty tough. Oh wait, we could start our very action-packed credit sequence called...'Rough Copy'! Oh yeah, I can see it now."
Indeed, we see a title screen called 'ROUGH COPY'. It shows Rainbow and Scootaloo in barbed wire while holding gun. As big band music plays, the mare herself is flying across a bunch of buildings as the screen now reads 'with RAINBOW DASH' in the corner. We also see Scootaloo firing two bullets from her gun as the screen shows the words 'and SCOOTALOO' in a corner now.
Two video things show up that shows Rainbow flying through town and Scootaloo throwing a cupcake into her mouth. Next, we see a horizontally split screen, the cyan mare points her gun in each one. Now we see Rainbow and Scootaloo riding down a highway in the car, the mare is hanging out the passenger side with her weapon drawn with her friend riding on the car roof as if in a video game.
We see white silhouettes of Rainbow and Scootaloo holding their guns as the text 'ROUGH COPY' appears above them along with 'Promblem-Packed Action' below them. The music soon comes to an end.
Back in reality, Fluttershy appears while wearing reading glasses and carrying a very large 'Bigger Noootebook'. The mare spoke up, "Hello, my little ponies. I am here representing my client and friend Miyako and she isn't happy of how you're infringing on her highly intellectual property." The mare points upward on the 'highly' part.
"Oh come on! That's a joke right? There isn't anything intellectual about..." Rainbow begins to scoff at what Fluttershy's saying as she is pointing out how Miyako's drawing doesn't look like her and Scootaloo. But without warning, the yellow mare throws snowballs from her notebook at the cyan Pegasus pony, making her yelp in alarm as she covers her face, "Whoa, whoa! Ouch, agh! Where did you get the snowballs," The mare yells as Fluttershy throws more snowballs at her. "And how did you fit them in that notebook of yours?!"
"Oh, I've saved these in the freezer when I was a little filly. Nothing personal, just...actually, I fib a little. This is for your pranks, Rainbow Dash!"
The screen dimmed as a grinning Pinkie pops in front with a bottle while saying, "Drinko some Miyako; Crystal clear like Crystal Ponies; Hee hee hee!"
Rainbow returns to her computer, scowling as she shakes the snow off her head. The mare grumbles while typing in, "Miyako, come on! Can't you see that all this hot legal action is ruining what is our non-existent friendship?! Okay, we may as well settle this one out of court." The mare turns from her computer and begins eating a Zagnut bar, "Oh yeah, very good settlement, yum."
As Rainbow continues chewing, the paper comes down, bringing this e-mail/chapter to an end. Granny Smith leans in from the right while saying, "Come on, Pegasi! Don't bogart that settlement now!"
Pinkie sighs sadly as she sat on the couch in her home, windy noises are heard. The pink pony, after some time, said, "DNA Evidence..." When will this running gag be resolved?
The End
Author's note
Well, that's a lot of ways of suing somepony or else. In the next e-mail...actually, it won't be an e-mail! For this season, I will be doing a fanmake of the short 'DNA Evidence' as it's time to resolved the running gag involving DNA Evidence once and for all. Twilight is determined to find out what it's all about but will everything be answered? Read, review and suggest!