Rainbow Dash's E-Mails: Season Three
Chapter 5: 5. origins
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Meanwhile in the TARDIS Traveling back to Earth their home dimension...
"Well Simon what do you think of Rainbow?" asked Adam.
"I think that she has quite an imagination besides I think and this is my personal opinion, I think that she's great," Concluded Simon.
Alvin was bored stiff that he couldn't spend more time with Rainbow, let alone meets the other ponies. Theodore on the other hand was just as happy as can be that he got to meet a different species.
"I can't wait to tell Eleanor about what we saw." said Theodore happily.
"True, Theodore and I was surprised since she is one of my favorite ponies if you count Twilight." said Adam relaxing.
After hanging out with Adam and those chipmunks, Rainbow once again goes back to doing her e-mails, speaking in a monotone, "This e-mail is now leaving this station. Go to the center of the e-mail and keep your flanks away from the doors." The first e-mail of the chapter appears.
Dear Rainbow Dash, what would happen if you had a robotic double?
Billy Arratoon
Rainbow types in, "Robotic double?! Come on, don't be dumb. There isn't any that could match wits with Rainbow Dash! And even if I do have one, I can kick his flank and send him to the trash pile faster than you can say 'Trixie'; next e-mail!"
Subject: a sticky question...
Dear Rainbow dash,
I was recently been wondering about the Tree's origin. Has it always been one cool place to hang out and making rendezvous?
Duke, Eau Claire, WI
Rainbow pronounces 'rendezvous' as 'rendezvouuuu-ses' and said the same as 'Duke-eew...Claire...why?' We can see the book 'Ewww, Claire! Why?'
Rainbow roll her eyes as she groans, "Oh come on! Why must Van Feebles want to know the origins and histories of every hay-picking thing in Equestria?! As in, do you wanna know how Fluttershy got her tail expansions too?!"
We see Rainbow Dash's birthday when she was a filly. A sign reads 'Happy Birthday Rainbow Dash' as we see the young version looking at a white present with a rainbow ribbon and a tag that reads 'To Rainbow Dash from Mom or Dad'. Rainbow removes the lift and removes it to reveal some sort of tail puller.
"Oh yeah, awesome," Rainbow giggles as she took the tail puller and revs it. The filly got to try this out. Where's Fluttershy?
Back at the computer, Rainbow clears the screen as she continues, "As well as the origin of Time Turner's arrival back when he was Doctor Whooves?'
In a flashback in a classic 1980s style, we see two ponies standing in a field as Rainbow is heard narrating, her words are subtitled, "Senor Pony is Having A Little Trouble and Mr. Blank were so far the most popular ponies." Just then a laboratory came from out of nowhere, falling right onto them. "When they were crushing by a falling laboratory belonging to someone named Doctor Hooves."
A window opens as Time Turner, back as Doctor Hooves, appears while saying, "Yeah, hot time!"
"Said Doctor Hooves."
Rainbow scoffs while typing on her computer, "Hey, I ain't going to show you any of those things...or the Tree's origin. But maybe I can indulge your curiosity about the Tree's hanging-out-itude. The place held a 10 currently but such is not always the case like when Derpy used to hold her weekly..." The pony sounds disturbed as the words turn green while jiggling on the screen. "Muffin Sing alongs..."
The screen turns back to normal as Rainbow continues, "we have to avoid the Tree like the plegg! Err..." The mare deletes up to the 'p' part, "Plague!"
At the Tree, we see Derpy surrounding by muffins, holding a slice and waving it around. The cross-eyed Pegasus pony waves it around, marching on the spot while singing, "And muffin is a good time for me, woo-doo-doo-loot-doo, singing, muffin is a good time for everypony!"
As Derpy peeks out from behind the muffin slice, Rainbow spoke up, "We dealt with that problem right between the eyes from 3000s by having to schedule Spike's chain dancing recitals at the same time and place."
Sure enough, Rainbow and Twilight watch in the background watch on as Spike is in a blue suit, swinging a chain around while hitting Derpy's face and the bread (although whatever or not it was intended is yet to be decided). Derpy has got a sign that said 'Come On & Sing'.
Despite being hit a lot by Spike's chain, Derpy kept on singing, "I cut the crusts off in the morning light..." During this time, the mare's face got a red chain mark due to getting hit so darn much.
Rainbow claps with a smile while Spike takes a slice of muffin, twirling it while laughing. The Pegasus pony remarks, "Oh yeah, Spike is quite good."
"Such grace but is it right to hurt Derpy like this?" Twilight ask Spike in concern.
"Relax, Derpy won't know the difference."
Rainbow types some more as she continues, "After a couple of minutes or so, Derpy's sing alongs lost their popularity while Twilight took Spike's chain whip away after seeing the damages that it has caused. So the Tree became a great place to spray paint Rarity's...dresses."
Back at the Tree, Rainbow, Twilight and Spike are spraying Rarity's dresses, some has a picture of crystals and the words 'Crystal Classic' on it, graffiti style. Twilight remarks, "So whatcha think, Rarity?"
"No offense but this is something that foals would do." Rarity comments on her friends' art work.
"Well, this is going to be my freshest piece ever." Rainbow remarks to Rarity with a grin.
"Twilight, I think you're using a cooking spray."
"Say what?! Aww, that's some never forgive action right there to me."
"Not my fault, Spike took it while we were leaving." Twilight said to Rarity while Spike chuckles sheepishly a bit.
As the scene darkens slightly, Rainbow's voice narrates, "But spray painting ponies' dresses isn't much fun especially since their creators would criticize ya."
A while later at nighttime, Rarity looks annoyed by the Tree as Applejack is stuck to her while upside down. A Timberwolf is heard in the background.
"So I super-glued Rarity to Applejack aaaand left them for dead...or at least just left them there just for the hay of it." Rainbow's voice narrates while laughing.
"Ugh, Applejack, I think I hear timberwolves coming." Rarity said with a frown. Rainbow is going to pay for doing this to her.
"Shucks, Ah done hate it when she does 'dis 'ta me." Applejack remarks, her hat falls, landing right onto Rarity.
As if that's not bad enough, Derpy flew in with a muffin, singing, "…don't ask me why, pumpernickel and rye."
"And to make sure to properly leave them and not keep hanging around them, we relocated to behind Time Turner's place..." Rainbow's voice narrates as we see her, Twilight and Spike behind Time Turner's laboratory with the muffler, a pipe and a crown with 'Pony Point' spray painted on the wall. "...and begin calling ourselves the Pony Point Queens. No guff from any pony, yo!"
"Oh man, I know what it means!" Rainbow exclaims to Spike eagerly. "I was seeing if you know."
"Ugh, what's the point in even asking then?" Spike asks Rainbow in frustration.
Fluttershy trots in, asking her friends, "Excuse me, but has any of you ponies seen my green skin journal?"
"That depends; do you want me to stop giving you your 'tail appointments', Cutey Elephant?" Rainbow asks dryly as she took the tail puller out.
"Eep; No, please! Sorry, sorry!" Fluttershy yelps as she flew away. Rainbow in satisfaction puts the tail puller away in satisfaction.
"Oh yeah, you ponies saw me refusing to take that guff? I totally rejected it, nothing against Fluttershy but I wanted to prove a point! She never stood a chance, poor filly." Rainbow then takes a nail file out, filing her hooves for some reason. "Oh yeah, that's what being a Pony Point Queen is really about."
As if to come in at a bad time, the Mayor, with a blue dunce cap on, trots in, spoke while nodding, "Oh, did I hear somepony mention a pointy queen; Doink, doing and say no more?"
"Hay no! Forget it!"
Rainbow types in on the computer as she explains, "Well, Claire, if it weren't for the Tree as well as Rarity's resistance to the prank and such, the Pony Point Queens wouldn't been able to steal the Mayor's dunce cap and renamed it Libraryqueen," The pony looks a bit embarrassed while stuttering her 'D' part though only one 'd' is typed. "Err, d-don't ask, okay? It was Twilight's idea. Here's hoping you don't e-mail me again, okay?"
The paper comes down as the chapter/e-mail comes to an end. We see an album of Derpy's Muffin Sing-alongs and can hear different songs, though three of them are the same ones from this chapter.
The End
Author's note
And that's the Tree's origin, folks. Sort of; in the next chapter/e-mail, Rainbow reveal some secret family recipes. Read, review and suggest.