Rainbow Dash's E-Mails: dreamail

Meanwhile Back on Earth

"Hey Alvin wanna go meet Rainbow Dash," Asked Adam.

"Sure I just hope Simon has that watchyamacallit working." said a bored Alvin.

"He sure does and it shouldn't take long to get from here to Equestria, mostly Ponyville" replied Theodore.

And soon thereafter, the chipmunks piled into the TARDIS and were gone in a few loud noises.

They appeared on the outskirts of Ponyville. "Alright now to find Rainbow Dash" muttered Adam.

They finally found her house where she was soon to be answering E-Mails for the next chapter in season three of Rainbow Dash's E-Mails. "I wonder if she's home." wondered Adam as they walked inside.

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Sure enough, there's Rainbow doing her usual e-mails, singing, "Oh, oh, email's in the backyard, makin' some stew..." Soon the first e-mail appears.

Dear Rainbow dash. i was wondering, i dare you to eat a ghost pepper

Your friend. Greenrob

"Ghost Pepper; as in pepper possessed by ghosts," Rainbow ask Greenrob as she types in her answer. "Sounds crazy, but all right..."

Adam and the Chipmunks came in, seeing Rainbow pouring pepper from a white pepper into her mouth. Simon asks in concern, "What are you doing?"

"Oh, you must be those guys who send me those cool e-mails recently; Just eating Ghost Pepper."

"Nice, can I have some?" Theodore asks Rainbow eagerly. The mare passes him the Ghost Pepper.

"Knock yourself out. I got another e-mail to answer." Rainbow said as she answers the next e-mail.

Subject: Perfect e-mail
Hey there RainbowDash
I was wondering: what do you look for in an email?
Another words, just describe a dream email that you would like to get one day.

With a lot of hope
Igorlav Vikaovski from Glenview, IL

After reading words', Rainbow comments, "Oh, look, some another words." The mare has trouble reading the name though.

"Igorlav Vika...o..vski from Gliggityvoo, Illinpony I think." Rainbow mumbles a bit. She begins to type, "My dream e-mail...my 'dreamail'."

"So what would you call it?" Alvin asks Rainbow impatiently as she clears the screen.

"I am getting to that! Well, plain old Igor, there are a lot of e-mail fish out there in that big old E-Mail Sea. And while most of them are just a bunch of bottom feeds with a suck hole mouth, there are a few that can break the surface of the water to glisten in the sunset for a few fleeting fish, like some kind of glorious e-marlin."

An ASCII art marlin appears, making Simon yelps, "Whoa! Amazing; your imagination is still as powerful than ever."

"Right; anyway, another words, allow me to ditch the fishing stuff and hit you with that good ol' pink border!" Rainbow exclaims as a pink border appearing around the edge of the screen, causing the center to turn white.

"What's going on?" Adam ask puzzled as the whiteness fades into Rainbow at the AwesomeX, which now has a golden chain license-plate cover around it screen that read 'MY AWESOMEX ATE YOUR DOG' on top. "Weird!"

"All righty, orchestra, hit it!" Rainbow exclaims as the orchestra begins. The mare then sings in an operative style. "Email me tonight!"

After the orchestra hits its last two notes, the booting sequence for the computer begins...except the emblem looks like a stallion with blonde hair and spoke to Rainbow with text appearing below it, "Morning, Rainbow Dash. You are looking hot today, you have one unread messages."

"Now I know this is a dream e-mail." Theodore comments in amusement.

"Thanks, AwesomeX, you are looking hot yourself! Now on screen," Rainbow exclaims as she got rid of the boot up screen, reading the new e-mail.

Subject: French countryside
Dear Mss. Elegant
You went and left your own watch in the hot tub. Any chance you will be back to get it?

-123 Cool Katiegh

Rainbow smirks as she types, "Hey, Katiegh 123, great to hear from you, especially Katiegh 99. Of course, whenever my aurous schedule permits, I will triumphantly/abundantly return to your chateau for my diamond covered watch. I do have plans tonight, but I will, furthermore, therefore, be back on tomorrow next."

"You sure this isn't the wrong address?" Adam ask Rainbow a bit uncomfortable.

"Please tell Adelaide that the poached chocolate eggs are good. Forever Young, Chesterette Elegant."

Rainbow hits enter as the male AwesomeX icon appears back on screen once the e-mail disappears. The computer comments, "That is well played, Rainbow. Those stallions are sure to be all up ons."

The pink border and the rest disappear as we return to the normal world. Simon asks in confusion, "What just happened?"

"That, Simon, is classic Rainbow Dash imagination." Rainbow explains to Simon eagerly. She then types on her computer once more, "Boy, if I ever got that e-mail, I would've has it bronzed and then dipped the stuff in...guacamole...plus Twilight would read it to me every night at supper."

The gang find themselves in the pink border dream world again, this time at a banquet table made out of door with large windows (that has graffiti that reads 'Dang, Rainbow Dash! You go girl!' which is signed Jack-o). There are large windows in the background, a covering service tray and a golden chalice (or maybe a doorknob).

"Well, I'm impressed!" Alvin exclaims as he and the others sat in plush chairs. Rainbow roll forwards in a plush chair to the service tray. We can see Twilight's magic coming from the right, lifting the cover to reveal an interesting meal.

"Oh yeah, Cadbury Crème Chocolate omelet, all right, continue on, Twilight!" Rainbow exclaims with an eager.

Twilight is sitting in a similar chair, holding a bronze that has guacamole over it. The purple unicorn said, "Okay then..." She clears her throat and begins to read the plaque though she rubs part of the front to read on.

"Oh yeah, I love that part! Read it again slowly and backwards!"

"Well, fine."

Twilight begins to read backwards slowly though is having some difficulty doing so. Adam commented, "Got to say, this looks good. I don't know what could..."

"Hey Twilight, what's up?" Pinkie exclaims happily as she came in on the left side of the screen.

"What the...?!" Rainbow yelps in shock and alarm. What is Pinkie Pie doing in her dreamail?

"Found your watch!" Pinkie exclaims as she tosses a diamond covered watch into Rainbow's omelet. "Oh, Kateigh 99 said 'what's up?' So, Twilight! What's up?"

"What the hay?!"

Rainbow hits the table with her hooves in annoyance. Alvin yelps, "Whoa! Getting upset?"

"I say! This pink border is not holding its end of the bargain!" Rainbow exclaims in frustration as she hits the table with her hooves somewhere. "Pink border, come on! Get your head up and ready!"

As Rainbow hits the table one more time while getting frantically, Pinkie confused ask, "Pink border?"

Soon we go back to the real world as Pinkie is now standing at the right of Rainbow's group at the computer desk. Theodore exclaims, "Whoa; that was a bit confusing."

"Whatcha talking about, Dashie?"

"Oh, what? Yeah, we're back here." Rainbow said as she and everyone else find themselves back in the real world; A bit disappointing if you ask me.

"Yep; found your pocket lint!" Pinkie exclaims as she put some pocket lint onto the desk. "Also, Octavia said you're a meanie for some reason."

Rainbow groans a bit as she types in some more on her computer, "Awww, man! Why didn't I go with a puffy white cloud border? Those things always work. No offense against Pinkie but she wouldn't shown up in a Puffy White Cloud Dreamail. I just preferred any interruptions."

"I hate white clowns at times."

Soon a center wipe happens as white clouds form the border. Rainbow's computer is now in a submarine with the words 'NUCLEAR CLASS SUBMARINE 'SOCCERMAN' painted on the inside of the hull. Alvin asks impatiently, "Are we going to have some fun at some point?"

"Hang on. This e-mail shouldn't take too long." Adam assures Alvin with a nod.

As Rainbow types on while speaking, some creature with a huge eye peeks through a porthole nearby (freaking Theodore out) while a sonar is heard pinging, "And if you ignore all those crazy facts as well as scientific question, then those strange foals are right. Thanks for the question, Coltnard Nimoy. Well, be back next week to solve another weird Murder Mystery of Celebrities." The mare stops her typing before standing up. "Right now, must fly."

Rainbow did a pose as strings appear on her. The pony then made weird noises as she is taken to the upper right corner...where she gets struck. The paper, which now looks like the U.S. Constitution, appears with the e-mail link looking like a marker was used.

The Female AwesomeX appears, saying, "Rainbow Dash, don't fly. Come down. I'm worried about you, I can see those strings."

"Oh bother." Simon said with a groan as this chapter/e-mail comes to an end.

The End

Author's note
And that's Rainbow's dreamail, folks. What do you think? In the next chapter/e-mail, we find out the origins of the Tree. Read, review and suggest.

Alvin and the Chipmunks are a band of cartoon made by Ross Bagdasarian, Sr. Adam is an OC send by a reviewer.