Rainbow Dash's E-Mails: part-time job

It is another day as Rainbow Dash is in front of the AwesomeX to check her e-mails. Of course, judging from the view of the room all over, it doesn't look like the mare is at her desk or elsewhere as usual.

"A lot of stallions and a lot of colts...some healthy stallions and some healthy colts," Rainbow commented, bringing up the first e-mail of the chapter.

Rainbow

glad you asked for me email its you wanted my adress and there it is also if you don't mind i might be able to make in appearance if i can though provided i don't land flat on my face or come crashing throuhg your roof and kissing the floor with my face that is IF Twilight can summon me with no problems and i'm going to be mentioning other stories mostly future power rangers stories Demension hopping chipmunks chipmunks in ponyville and MLRDandT 2 : My Little Scoots if you don't believe me then read the first story it explains how I find you two in a cardboard box nurse you two back to health and wind up in Equestria already in love with Pinkie Pie odd? I would think so

Your's Truely

Adam

P.S. should i bring a couple of my brothers along like Alvin Simon or Theodore from you guessed it Alvin and the Chipmunks? had to ask cause i wasn't sure

Rainbow smiles while answering, "Well, I don't mind whatever you made as long as you don't get seriously hurt to the point of major injuries, Adam. As for your stories, I'm busy but I will try to get back to them. Also, yeah, bring your brothers over. I would love to meet them; Next e-mail!"

Subject: besides...
Dear Rainbowdash,
Ever done anything besides checking e-mails or do the weather?

Sincerely, Barack

Rainbow of course for some reason took offensive, snapping while typing, "Whoa, whoa, what do you mean 'do I do anything else besides checking e-mails or do the weather?" The mare ends it with a period of course. "Horse apples, of course I do everything else, always!"

Rainbow clears the screen while continuing the e-mail, "Besides going on adventures with my friends and doing the fan stuff, I do Nature Walks, Meet N' Greets, Carriage Chucker Club..." We see a member badge for the club. "...The League of Me and Scootaloo Ice Cream Socials...I mean, shut the hay up! I also got a part-part-part-part-very part-time job...and unfortunately, I am currently 15 minutes later as it is!"

As it turns out, Rainbow is doing her e-mail under a table at Sugarcube Corner. Pinkie Pie bounces in while holding a tennis ball in her mane. The mare looks around freaking out. If her friend finds out the job she mentioned is, Pinkie Pie will never stop bugging Rainbow about it!

"Yay; this is perfect, just perfect! I can't be any happier with my super duper new invention!" Pinkie exclaims happily. "I can call it the Super Duper Question Machine!"

"Boy, I better try and sneak out without Pinkie Pie seeing me." Rainbow whispers. Pinkie put her tennis ball down onto the table; apparently she can hear the mare whispering.

"Yep; you do!"

"I need some way, a diversion; But what?"

As if on cue, Scootaloo came in, humming to herself while wearing a top hat that said "Tivo', as well as bow hat and is holding a cane. Pinkie turns and sees the filly doing some kind of dance.

"Wowie; that is a great new invention," Pinkie exclaims with a smile. Rainbow got out from under the table while smiling. Scootaloo distracted the pink pony, now is the Pegasus pony's chance.

"Good work, Scootaloo!" Rainbow exclaims, giving a hooves up to Scootaloo who kept on humming as her idol crawl off quickly.

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Rainbow arrives at the empty counter that belongs to Time Turner. She looks around quietly while peeking out from somewhere, mumbling, "Cool! Time Turner got to be passed out on the floor again. Must act natural," The pony disappears and trots towards the lab, singing, "Comin' in to work on time..."

Suddenly, Time Turner pops out from behind the counter, making Rainbow yell in alarm while stuttering a little. The stallion snaps, "Aha! Late again, I see Miss Dash. I wasn't called Time Turner for nothing! This isn't a country club that I'm running here!"

"But Time Turner, I was just..."

"Yeah, yeah, wasting my time with that e-mail show of yours! That mess won't get you anywhere, mare!"

"Of course, it will so! You'll see!" Rainbow snaps as if challenging what Time Turner is saying. "I am going be big one day, a famous e-mail checker."

"Well, I'm going to be two times two but that ain't going to happen. If you weren't pals with Derpy, I would've fired you by now so considered this a slap on the hoof!" Time Turner snaps before pointing to a direction. "Now put your uniform on and get to work!"

"Wait, you're going to be what now?"

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Rainbow is not pleased with her job but she has to get some extra bits for her cool stuff, right? The reason why she isn't pleased? The mare has to wear a combination of a sad clown and a tofu hotdog costume in front of the lab. Rainbow frowns while holding a paper with more of it lying in a stack next to her.

"That's right, come on down to Time Turner's and get a free cup of ice with a purchase of a deluxe cup of ice that is of equal or lesser value." Rainbow said dryly and annoyed.

"No, Rainbow, work it, work it!" Time Turner calls out to Rainbow. The Pegasus pony sighs as she dances and hums a bit. "Right, that's it. All right, look out for number 1!"

Spike came in, grinning at Rainbow in her outfit while saying, "All right, it's the tofu dog clown! Fun," Twilight and Nyx came in as the dragon continues, "Hey, Twilight, take a picture with me and this tofu hot dog clown! Classic!"

"Take a picture of me too, mommy!" Nyx giggles as she and Spike next to Rainbow who sighs in annoyance. This is humiliating.

"Right, hold still!" Twilight exclaims as she use her magic to take out a camera. We can see a huge flash as a camera shutter sound is heard. Spike falls over, leaning onto Rainbow while Nyx just stood there grinning.

The camera zooms in on Time Turner, who looks annoyed as he waves his upper forelegs up and down while yelling, "Hey, hey! Pictures with the clown tofu dog ain't free!" He points his right upper leg to Twilight, Spike and Nyx. "That's 50 bits."

"50 bits; that isn't cool," Nyx said with a frown.

"I know, come on, you got to do better than that, Time Turner!" Twilight exclaims to Time Turner with a frown at the price.

Time Turner waves his upper forelegs while snapping, "All right; 60 bits!" He points his right upper foreleg again. "Come here so I can confiscate that film!"

"Man, he's nuts, let's get out of here!" Spike yelps as he, Twilight and Nyx runs away from Time Turner who has his arms down, relaxed now.

"Man, what a great day at Time Turner's laboratory or stand or whatever you call it." Rainbow said bored, wanting out of this shop already. "Sign up now by giving us bits."

"Well, isn't this better than sitting at your desk answering e-mails or the weather thing?" Time Turner ask Rainbow with a grin.

"Weather, nah. As for the e-mails, I was sitting under a table at Sugarcube Corner this week and...oh horse feathers! The AwesomeX must be almost out of juice by now! Listen, I got to get back and end this e-mail! Hey, Time Turner, I need now off, is that cool?"

"That depends; is Gilda the Griffin cool?"

"Awww, come on!" Rainbow protests to Time Turner in concern.

Time Turner frowns while saying, "You know my policies, Rainbow! This isn't a country club I'm running here!"

"Fine, who cares if I'm pals with Derpy or not?! I quit! Ugh! I shouldn't even take this dorky job at her suggestion in the first place!"

"Fine, I can take a hint! But don't even think about swiping that costume!"

"Actually, you made me buy this dumb outfit, remember?" Rainbow reminds Time Turner dryly. It's true, the stallion made the mare buy the costume for the job.

"Oh, right...in that case, pleasure doing business with you!" Time Turner comments as Rainbow flew off, still in her dumb costume. She got to end the e-mail before it's too late!

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Scootaloo has since fallen over onto the floor at Sugarcube Corner, still humming. Pinkie was standing over her while Rainbow, out of her costume, crawls back in.

"This must be the most amazing undersea epic ever filmed!" Pinkie exclaims happily, not seeing her friend get back to the AwesomeX to type up in order to finish the -email.

"Well, Barack, see? I got a lot of stuff going on. I got so many facets, I don't even know what those are! I'm probably the hundredaire socialite out there right on the sce..." Rainbow was cut off as the computer powers down, "Aww, nuts! The battery ran out! I got to figure out a way to end this."

"Right, you do."

With Mrs. Clark, Rainbow slaps a paper right onto it with some text as well as a picture of herself grinning and showing off her own muscles right on it. The words on it said this...

oh, yeah!
i have muscles!

ps: preeeeow

We can see the paper coming down and vanishing as if nothing has happened. We also saw a Hundredaire Socialite magazine that shows the article 'The Brains Behind 'Pony Electric'.

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As we see Time Turner on stage, we see a playbill...

THEATER
Dreamaway
Filly

There is also a picture of Rainbow on the stage kneeling.

A 20% Awesome 3-Acter
Directed by Rainbow Dash
Starring:
Rainbow Dash and Time Turner, pal

As the thing zooms out, we see Time Turner, in the role of Mr. Foreleg, in front of a cutout of his own lab that reads 'MR FORELEG'S Time Turner. As Rainbow, as Filly, arrives, the stallion said, "Well, well, so you decided to show. That's the fifth time this week, Filly."

"Sorry, Mr. Foreleg, honestly I am!" Rainbow exclaims to Time Turner sheepishly. "i was..."

"You what? Lost track of time?"

"Yeah. But I won't worry about that...if only I could get that Filly-Tron working."

Time Turner scoffs as his character snaps, "Give me a break. You are still wasting time on that time machine, Filly! That's a pipe dream! You got a future here at the shop. Now sweep up! I got customers to deal with right now."

"Ugh, you'll see...someday...someday..." Rainbow groans to Time Turner. As music begins, a spotlight is on her as she begins to sing, "When all my dreams come...truuuuuuuuue!"

As Rainbow sang the last part, the orchestra hit a climactic chord. The audience applauds as the curtain closes on this act.

The End

Author's note
That extra job of Rainbow's...well...kinda stunk, eh? In the next chapter/e-mail, the Pegasus pony reveals what her dream e-mail, as well as her dream life, would be like. Read, review and suggest.