Rainbow Dash's E-Mails: senior prom

The chapter starts off at...a shiny red background and not in the computer room we always know. A emblem of the Mayor of Ponyville is shown as the singers are singing. We see the words 'Very Own Popular Cartoon' below the Mayor's head as it moves to the music a little.

Singer: The Mayor of Ponyville's Very Own Quite Popular Cartoon Show!

The Word 'The Mayor of Ponyville' appears above the Mayor emblem.

The Mayor of Ponyville's Very Own Quite Popular Cartoon Show!

The 'Quite' is written between 'Own' and 'Popular' with the word 'Show!' added after 'Cartoon.' The music stops as the Mayor is heard saying, "Come on! The Mayor will have some!"

However a TV announcer is heard speaking quickly as the screen darkens, "The Mayor of Ponyville's Very Own Popular Cartoon Show will not be seen this week, thank goodness. Instead we bring you this: Rainbow Dash's Very Popular Cartoon Show, which is already in progress."

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We see the computer with the e-mail shown as Rainbow is finishg saying, '...bow Dash...'

subject: prom
Death Rainbow Dash,
I was wondering if you ever did have a senior prom. If that's the case, what was it like?
Morton W. WA

Rainbow say 'walrus association' for WA'; We see a business for 'Walrus Association'.

Morton W.
Walrus Association

Phone: 123-TUSQ
Mobile: JUST GIVE ME A WEEK OR SO

"Coco Coco Achoo or summary"

Rainbow frowns as she types in while speaking, "Aw, horse feathers! Aren't you Walrus Association ponies ever going to get off my back?! I will pay off my dues when you send me my tusks! Man!"

Rainbow clears the screen as she continues, "Anyway, I don't personally have a senior prom since I dropped out of flight school, Morton. Of course, I have crashed my fair share of Senior Proms, Senor Proms, Homecoming Dances, Shortcoming Prances, and Off Site-Team Building Pottery Classes." We see a photo of an ice sculpture that looks like Granny Smith that is slowly melting a bit on, the words 'Senor Prom '95' is autographed on it. "Of course the best Senior Prom that I crashed was the 'Enchantment on the Moon' Dance. It started one day when I got some rather disappointing news..."

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Big Macintosh and the Cutie Mark Crusaders are looking at Rainbow in the library right near her computer with a cassette tape on top of a clock radio, the message 'an answering machine (trust me on this)' is taped on it, keeping the hour number open as if it was a message one.

"Guys, I am very bummed big time. Check out this message that I got." Rainbow said pretending to be disappointed. The gang looks at the clock radio...with the mare holding one hoof to her mouth and look away. She spoke in a high-pitched voice, "Hey there, honey! It's Axel...some. They need to take me back to Marers to get that robot out of theirs right out of the sand. So unfortunately, that means I won't go to the dance with you."

Of course, the others look annoyed with Apple Bloom folding her upper forelegs, knowing what Rainbow is doing. The mare, in the fake voice, remarks, "Anyway, I left you some tofu meatloaf under the fridge." She then goes back to normal but kept on pretending to be disappointment. "Ooh...well, that stupid robot is stuck in the sand again. I won't have a date for the dance now. So that means you four losers..." Big Macintosh looks shocked then angry by the comment. "...and I, the cool mare, will have to do the right thing: crash the ever-loving style out of that prom! All right, here's the details of my mareastardly plan!"

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The dance moves on in a gym as a band performs on stage at the 'Enchantment on the Moon' dance. Spike and Rarity is dancing on the gym floor, with the dragon wearing a tuxedo and the unicorn is in her Gala dress.

"Hey Rarity, don't look now but I think we're the hottest couple at this prom." Spike said to Rarity slyly.

"Actually, we're the only couple at this prom." Rarity said to Spike with a frown. "Our friends still don't got dates and we're not actually a couple."

"Come on. What about Twilight and Debor?"

"That is actually Applejack, darling."

"Who," Spike ask a bit confused.

Sure enough, there's Applejack who is pouring Apple Cider into the punch, wearing her own Gala dress. Twilight, frowning and in her own Gala dress, scolds, "You oughta to be ashamed of yourself, Applejack!" The cowpony yelps as she drops the cider bottle. "You are supposed to be the chaperon here and an honest cowpony."

"Whoa, whoa, Twiight, yew kidding? Gotta make 'dis here prom interesting, y'all!" Applejack insists to Twilight with a frown. "Ah mean, have yew even been 'ta one o' these proms? They are boring than..."

Applejack was cut off as the light is suddenly turned off, plunging the scene into pitch darkness. A thund sound and a record scratch is heard as ponies at the prom gasp in horror. Something isn't right here!

"Hey, hey, watch those claws, David Coltfeel!" Rarity scowls to Spike, believing that he is touching her.

"Right, Davie, look whom you're touching!" Spike exclaims, unaware of whose Rarity's talking to.

Soon the lights are turned on as we see Rainbow, the Cutie Mark Crusaders and Big Macinoths in the center, separating Spike (who kept dancing) and Rarity. Rainbow smirks as she exclaims, "All right, senior ponies! This prom is now crashed! Listen up to my mareastardly plan! I rigged this button here..." The mare held up a remote control that has a big red button that is labeled 'GO!' "...because when I press go for it, everypony's real coats will POOF AWAY in what I called a mass coat-sing, ha!"

Rainbow smirks as she hits the button, causing the DELETED buzzer sounds to be heard. Sweetie pauses as she said, "Err, I think we may have a few bugs in that thing."

"What," Rainbow gasps in shock and horror. Sure enough, Rarity, Applejack, Spike, Twilight, Octavia, the rest of the band, Big Macintosh and the Cutie Mark Crusaders watch as Rainbow's coat disappears from sight, revealing her to be wearing white boxers with lipstick kisses on them. "Oh, you got to be kidding me! This stupid thing has bugs that affect only me?!"

The announcer spoke up, "All right, to announce your Prom King and Queen! Here is this year's Prom King...Soarin'!"

A voiceover spoke as the words appear on screen, "Accepting the award for Soarin' is Spike since the Wonderbolt is at a much cooler private school prom."

Spike walks out into a part of the gym that has the banner and cut out forms of an alien and the Moon, he is wearing a crown while drinking Apple Cider, doing some gargling noises.

"And your Prom Queen is...Rainbow Dash without her coat on!" The announcer booms, much to Rarity's shock and bewilderment.

The audience applauds as Rainbow, her coat still gone, came in wearing a tiara while holding a lot of roses. The mare is crying to the applauses while saying, "Oh yeah, thank you so much! You ponies are a sweet delight...just one big almond paste with sweet delight!"

Spike leans forward as he kicks his foot backwards. Rarity angrily mumbling, "Every year this happens...and this isn't even a senior prom." She blows her mane out of her face.

"Oh yeah," A voice yells out, making Rarity surprised as every pony else gasps in shock. They all looks at Octavia who shakes her head while shrugging her shoulders. No one knows who said that shoutout that night.

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Rainbow eagerly types on her computer as she explains, "Also the best part is that I got a 20 bit gift certificate to the All-You-Can-Eat Old Mares Restaurant. I got to say, I ate my weight in creamed fish and daisies that night. Well, gotta get out of here. I promised to take Debor to see David Coltfeelperform." The mare got up and leaves, "Hurk!"

Rainbow flew off as the paper comes down, bringing this chapter/e-mail to an end.

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For those who want to see what the e-mail's beginning is, here it is...

Rainbow is singing while typing on her conversion, "Can you see that I've got email styles, c'mon c'mon, can you see that I've got email styles?" The mare brings up the e-mails as she begins to read it. "Dear Rain..."

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Spike and Soarin' are hanging out together with the baby dragon remarking, "Oh wow, my pants was so poof away at the prom this year." The Wonderbolt looks annoyed as he continues. "I was wearing all kinds of long pants and they are gone. How embarrassing, man!"

"Spike, you don't even wear pants." Soarin' said to Spike dryly.

"Right, right; I will make sure to keep telling myself that."

The End

Author's note
Wow, Rainbow tried to crash a senior plan, only to become Prom Queen. Weird, huh? In the next chapter/e-mail, a e-mailer ask the mare about her ISP. Read, review and suggest.