Rainbow Dash's E-Mails: disconnected

"This week, I'm feeling my style! I've got confidence in my email!" Rainbow sings while bringing up the e-mail for this show. We see the rdemail Deodorant, the pictures show...

rdemail
Deodorant
Wonderbolt Scent

"I'm feeling my style...
I've got confidence in my e-mail!"

Subject: rd!
Dear Rainbow Dash,
If your head got disconnected and your head ends up going all over the place and you don't even know were your body is or your head, what would you do?
Tommy

Rainbow struggles to read everything that is between 'were' and the last 'head' part. The mare sings Tommy's name as follows, "Tommyyy..." She then sings in a high-pitched voice, "Tommy!"

Rainbow then speaks normally as she types in, "Let me ask ya this: was your head connected to your body by the time you made this e-mail? Because I think I got the gist of it or something."

Rainbow clears the screen as she continues, "Now then, while my head and body are normally the bosomest awesomest of pals, I guess I could double my productivity if we were to get separated. As in I could raise that ruckus I've been planning in two days instead of four! Hey, the plausibilities will be 20% endless!"

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In the field, we see Rainbow's head, removed from her body, talking to Golden Harvest near a sign that said 'THE CAREER IS ADVISOR IS REAL IN' with the word 'REAL' being a separate removable word.

"Yeah, my head would definitely give out ponies some career advice..." Rainbow's voice said thoughtfully.

The scene pans over and darkens as we see a second scene appearing with a spilt, splitting the screen down to the middle. The left scene shows Rainbow's headless body next a box that is marked 'riot rocks'. The body itself is near Castle Canterlot throwing rocks right at Celestia and Shining; the latter is wearing armor and using a magical shield to block the attacks.

"...while my body is busy rioting against the princess and her government!" Rainbow's voice exclaims eagerly. "Of course, the princess isn't worried; she is used to rioters by now, though I do get a letters when it happened."

The body scene darkens as the head's scene brightens. The Rainbow head said, "Perhaps running business isn't for you at all. Have you tried making and selling tiny breads?"

"Golden Harvest-bread, eh; Now that I like! Thanks, Dash heads!" Golden exclaims happily. She prepares to leave but turn back to throw a bit to Rainbow. "Oh and get yourself something to eat. You need some flowers on those bones, mare!"

As Golden leaves, the bar that is dividing the scenes slides off to the left, resulting in a single one. We see that the rock-throwing scene is right to the head's right. She turns to her body, saying, "Nice revolution there, body. Of course, we should spread out...like more. Know what I mean?"

The body gives the head a hooves-up, getting the idea, sort of.

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On a beach, Rainbow's head is on a picnic blanket, sitting against a palm tree while wearing a pair of sunglasses. We see a drink with 3 umbrellas right in front of her. A seagull is heard.

"Man, this is living the sleazy life." Rainbow's head said with a sigh. Of course, it would be since the head herself is all alone on a small island. Turning back, she calls out, "Yo, cabana colt! My drink needs more umbrellas! Horse feathers, what kind of a deserted island is this anyway?"

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At the club, we see Rainbow's body dancing with Noteworthy as the mare is heard, "During that time, my body would be putting its considerably reduced weight on it right down at the club!"

"Wow, Rainbow Body! With all that extra head stuff gone, your moves are twicely fresh, twicely fresh!" Noteworthy exclaims to the body with a grin.

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We see the head rolling across the field as Rainbow spoke up, "My head would probably get dizzy rolling around all the time. Perhaps I should rig up some kind of repulsorlifts." We now see the head hovering a disc that is on the bottom. "Wait, forget that. I need something with a little more...flying muscle."

The disc is gone, being replaced by flaming exhaust pipes on top of the Rainbow's head. As motorcycle cycles are sound, the head itself exclaims, "All right, that's what I'm talking about!" She leans back as if revving up a motorcycle, "Reer; Reeeeer!"

Rainbow's head begins zipping back and forth across the scene quickly yelling out, Rooow! Rooow! Rooo! Reer," The mare imitates brakes as the head stops, "Reeeeee! Whoa! Man, this mess is awesome! I could win the million yard dash!" The head zips forward once more. "Roooo..."

At a finish line, the zip zips through quickly. On the other side, the head goes near Spitfire, who is holding a stopwatch while imitating brakes. The head itself exclaims, "Reeeee! Oh yeah, I beat Golden Harvest! Am I a Wonderbolt or what?!"

"Maybe in normal races...but you're the only one competing this year." Spitfire explains to Rainbow with a shrug. "Goldie went and quit the running business!"

Sure enough, we see Golden Harvest jumping behind Rainbow's head, wearing a new hat that said 'BUNFLANKMAKER' while holding a box of 'TINY BREADS' on her back. The mare calls out, "Cornbread, I got them here! Dinner rolls, cornbread! Everyone wants a bun or a flank! Let's hear it for the dinner roll!"

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We now see a blank white screen. Rainbow's body came in from the right while the head rolls in from the left. The mare's voice spoke, "Who knows? Maybe someday, we will learn to regenerate..." The head soon gets an arm, a green leg, a spirally one, and an extremely thin robotic looking leg. The body meanwhile gets one odd growth colored to look like Rainbow's head in its chest, "And made two perfectly-formed awesome Rainbow Dash specimens!"

The Rainbow Dash body spoke in a whiny that doesn't sound like Rainbow Dash, D"uh, I like to go to store." The head meanwhile spoke in a scratchy voice followed by laughing, deosn't sound like the mare either.

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Rainbow yelps in reality as she types on her computer, "Ugh! Hey, go away, ugly head and ugly body! Those things look awful like something out of a creature shop from some low-to-no budget horror film that ponies don't like. Perhaps cutting my head off wasn't a good idea after all."

We see Spike with a guillotine near the screen groaning as he leaves, "Oh man! Almost close."

"Well, time to go satisfy my sudden craving for tiny breads...perhaps I can find my local bunman."

As Rainbow got up to leave, the paper comes down, bringing this chapter/e-mail to an end. We see a movie poster for 'Magic Generator 4'.

A Low-To-No Budget Horror Film That Ponies Don't Like

MAGIC GENERATOR 4
OR: FOUR MORE MAGIC GENERATORS

with Special Make-up Effects by
PONY SALLIVAERI

We also see a propaganda poster for the Canterlot government.

SUPPORT PRINCESS CELESTIA!

WE KNOW WHAT YOU'RE DOING.

The End

Author's note
Wow, after seeing that, it's a good thing the body and head stay together, huh? In the next chapter/e-mail, Rainbow reveals her own candy product. Read, review and suggest!