Rainbow Dash's E-Mails: Season Three
Chapter 26: 26. narrator
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To nobodiez, Yes, I am familiar with Guardians of the Galaxy and know that they got a movie coming out; As for the cast ideas, maybe.
Now as far as the MLP fanmakes goes, I already got plans to make them already.
Rainbow Dash's E-Mails: narrator
"I met this email on a north-bound train. We had some dinner, then we danced in the rain." Rainbow sang as she types in on her computer then presses enter to get her e-mail.
Subject: narration
Ever been a narrator for a movie?
Cary Gossman from Fillysota
Rainbow said the state slightly slower than the rest, then she begins to type while speaking, "No, Grossman, I didn't narrate any movies." We see a Mare Do-Well comic book over illustration 'Grossman'. "But...you know what's way more awesome than narrating movies? Narrating ponies' sometimes interesting everyday lives as if they are in movie trailers! Ready? Let's do this."
Fluttershy is in her cottage, eating a small pie when Rainbow leans in through the doorway, smiling as she narrates dramatically, "Meet Fluttershy."
"Huh? Rainbow Dash, who are you talking to?" Fluttershy ask Rainbow puzzled and confused.
"All she wanted is to eat her grody ethnic food in peace in her own home."
"Rainbow Dash, this is fruity pot pie!"
"But one day, fate throws a curveball at her." Rainbow said with a grin. Suddenly a small blue octopus flew right at Fluttershy, hitting her face with a slap and sticking to the mare, causing her to yelp in pain. "Animals of Cute Pictures proudly presents:"
We see a logo splash as the words appear which Rainbow spoke, "'Meek & Dined'. In the game of this life, may the best mare...be meek; Heh heh."
At Applejack's stand, Caramel and Applejack are talking. Rainbow peers around the corner of the place. As she speaks, dramatic music with dreams are heard, "In a post-apocalyptic worlds were weird cowpony can survive on lame boredom conversions..."
"Shucks, Ah done guess we could talk about mah napkin friend fer a few hours." Applejack said with a shrug while holding up a napkin with her mouth.
"...one line will be drawn."
"What do yo mean, you napkin?! It got my boogers on them!?" Caramel protests Applejack with a frown.
"One hero will rise." Rainbow explains in her narration voice once more.
"Dang it, yew didn't even go near 'dis one!" Applejack scowls angrily to Caramel.
"And thus an empire will fall." Rainbow said. Applejack slams the metal gate to her concession stand close, showing a '4actor C' graffiti, "Factor Caramel!"
Inside the kitchen at the library, Spike was wearing an apron and a strange chef's hat, making food for himself, Twilight and Nyx. Rainbow peeks in from the left, smiling as the mare said, "They were a happy family."
"Spike, you look like a dork wearing that hat." Twilight said to Spike with an annoyed sigh.
"But then one dorky chef's hat threatened to tear them all apart."
Spike shakes his head, causing the 'googly eyes' of the hat to jiggle. Nyx comments, "Sorry, mommy's right. That head is kinda makes you look dorky."
"Oh yeah? Well, maybe you both like some type of enormous...alien...cows!" Spike snaps at the two making them gasp in offensive.
"This summer..." Rainbow said as music begins to play.
In a field, we see Pinkie floating on her stomach with a smile. Rainbow is heard continues, "...this holiday season..."
At the side of the castle, Big Macintosh is shoveling 'stuff' as Rainbow continues, "...this Pony Arbor Day, some smelly farm studio invites you..." The mare points to thje camera while continuing, "...to sit through one four hour movie with lack of dialogue and no plot; 'Eyup...'Dat's About It."
We see the title along with the subtitle, 'Yep That 'Bout It'.
Inside Tough Apple's shack, Tough Apple and the Cutie Mark Crusaders are playing a game of Battle Pony. Piano music plays as Rainbow appears in the center, narrating, "Four unlikely ponies..."
"Ah ate mah battleship!" Tough remarked with a frown.
"I don't think that's how this game works." Sweetie said to Tough in concern.
Rainbow continues, "...only one brain between the group."
"What? Oh, I guess that's the case..." Scootaloo said with a shrug while sighing.
"From the creators of 'I'm Shocked That Tough Apple hasn't shot the Cutie Mark Cruaders Right about now'."
"Awww..." Tough said with an upset look on his face.
"Get ready to..." Rainbow said as the words flew onto the screen while saying them. "...LUG...IT...AROUND!"
The title appears as Rainbow continues, "'Lugnut...'" The mare nods to Tough who smiles, "'...& the Squeaky Trio'." She pats the fillies on the head each.
"Yay! We're in a movie...sort o'!" Apple Bloom exclaims with a smile.
In a bathroom, Fluttershy was brushing her teeth in front of a mirror. Rainbow pops in over her shoulder as she narrates, "For a lot of years...it has been haunting pony kind." The mare turns the lights on and off. In another toom, the yellow mare was watching TV with the cyan one standing off to the aside. "From the masters of teenaged-ponies-on-a-camping-trip-esque horror," Rainbow turns the lights on and off again.
"Uh, I know you aren't a bully...but are you going to throw a toy goose at me or something?" Fluttershy ask Rainbow meekly.
"Here comes a remake that no pony waiting for...'Things That Go Cute in The Night'."
In the laundry room, Fluttershy opens her dryer...as a toy goose come flying out. The Pegasus pony screams as it knocks her over. The screen goes black as the words 'Your toy goose is now cooked' appear.
Back on her computer, Rainbow types in, saying while doing some parts quickly then rapidly as if in a disclaimer, "All of the critics agree! 'One huge triumph;' 'A huge breakfast snack of any kind;' 'It...sure was a movie;' Now playing in select cities. This Rainbow Dash E-Mail has been rated P for ponies and a graphic scene of the paper!"
The paper appears as this chapter/e-mail comes to an end.
Fluttershy, the blue octopus still on her face, spoke to her friend Rainbow, "I'm still saying it's more of a change-up than a curveball, that's all."
"Oh give me a break! Are you or the egghead the RDEmail police now?" Rainbow asks Fluttershy in annoyance. "This is 3 weeks in a row now. Give it a rest!"
In a Activated by Spike cartoon, we see Twilight like an 'enormous alien cow' talking to Nukem on the Moon, "You know, Nukem, I have admired your styles always."
Nukem of course looks sad as he slides away as if hurt by the comment.
The End
Author's note
That's Rainbow the narrator, folks. In the next chapter/e-mail, we come back as the mare speaks of the Jabberwocky: myth or legend? Read, review and suggest!