Rainbow Dash's E-Mails: myths & legends

"I'm livin' the Rainbow Dash life, I take an email for my husband-ife. I take an email for my husband-ife." Rainbow sang at her computer as she does what she herself loves to do the most: checking her e-mails and answering them. The mare brings one up.

Rainbow

What are your favorite TV shows growing up ? ok so don't laugh but i like Barney and Friends when i was a kid thought i out grew it but seems i was wrong in anycase though i'll always like you and Twilight cause you two are my favorite ponies always have and always will be but other than that there is a frew other questions though . if it were possible who would you go against in a Rap Battle pony style cause Trixie lost to Twilight and Crysilis lost to Discord an Celestia lost to Luna though you against Fluttershy ? or AJ against Rarity in a Rap battle pony style anyway though your 20% cool though

Yours Truely

Adam

PS Don't tell anypony this but i'm oing a retelling of Barney and the Backyard Gang : Waiting for Santa Chipmunkstyle you could say its a side story of Demension Hopping chipmunks (smiley face)

Rainbow types up as she said, "Too long, Adam...but since you're a big fan, I will let it slide this one time. Okay, favorite TV shows, huh? I am always a big fan of 'The Wonderbolts Program' starring...you guess it...the Wonderbolts! They have been around like forever! Barney and Friends; Is it like that dumb dragon that Scoots once did? If so, I won't laugh. I don't do that...on the air...just in private."

Rainbow clears the screen as she continues, "Thanks for liking me and Twilight of course. Okay, as for rap battles, I can definitely beat Fluttershy...nothing against her but rap ain't her thing. As far as AJ vs. Rarity goes, I am going for my friendly rivalry on that one; next e-mail!"

Subject: Hey Rainbowdash!
Hey Rainbowdash,
Does Cloudsdale got any Mysterious Myths or Legendary legendas?
Coltphas
Cornwall, CA

Rainbow said 'Rainbowdash' as 'two words, pal; two different words. Not one word, that are 'Rainbow' and 'Dash', and the name and location as Coltphas Cornwall of the Corn Army'. We see a Teen Colt Squad frame of A Mighty Stallion taking on the Corn Wally that said 'No corn army can beat A Mighty Stallion!'

"'Mysterious Mtyhs or Legendary Legends, huh; what, isn't that show on the channels up in the high 100s? As in between the CG Dragon Channels and the Homes witl those roller coaster babies in THOSE Network," Rainbow ask as Metal Iron the Invincible stomps by on the screen, advertising, 'Stomping with Metal Iron'. "Man, if not, it should be!" The mare makes some static sounds while saying, "All right, come on..." She did so again before the screen goes to static. "Yeah, there we go."

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In Cloudsdale, Rainbow carries a stick as she said, "Cloudsdale, one idyliic fruit-opia for ponies. A place rich in making up stories and nottrueities; Why, the non-truest of which..."

Rainbow hit the Tire with her stick; this causes the fake Jabberwocky to come out from behind the fence. Scootaloo rushes by, screaming, "AHHHHHH; JABBERWOCKY!"

"...the power Jabberwocky; It's more than just a mere security counter-measure to keep out annoying ponies, its origins lies in the skyways of old."

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We look up at a starry sky that has the Constellations of the Cloudsdale flag's dragon, the stallion with a knife in his mouth, a hoof giving out the 'OK symbol' a board with some nails in it, General Pony Tso's chicken, a fish wearing a wig, and a marathon runner sporting a Union Pony singlet.

Rainbow's voice continues, "Now according to the stars, two of the seven elemental spirits of Cloudsdale, the fish wearing a weird wig and the Coltish distance runner, join forces to take on the others." The runner held a hoof to the fish before the constellations begin taking on each other in a cloud of dust. When all is done, the runner held the fish over his head in victory, "In a game of paintball...or maybe Red Painter."

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"And of course, through years of lame bad story-telling and the telephone game..." Rainbow said as we see images of a satyr holding a fish, labeled 'Weird Guy withst Sea-Beast', a moose with a chameleon in its antlers, and some bad drawing of the Jabberwocky on the fence. "...and a decision that holding something was dumb with the two fusing together, the huge beast transformed into the Jabberwocky, a creature from a far off land of Wonderland...these ancient drawings show evidence of crops being wiped out, stolen foals and family bike rides..."

We see bad drawings of the name, along with the following...

by rainbow
dadh
age 5

Rainbow's voice continues, "Or perhaps some family pie sitting contests. Not sure what the Jabberwocky has to do with the runner holding a fish thing. Eh. Anyway, the Jabberwocky fever gripped all of Equestria."

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We see the inside of Sugarcube Corner, Pinkie was holding an ice cream bear saying, "We got Jabberwocky delights..." The pink pony motions to a pile of glasses near her. "...plus these shot glasses are popular with the foals. Oh, oh! These are my all time super duper favorite!" Pinkie grabs a necklace, "Jabberwocky teeth necklaces!"

Rainbow's voice is heard, "Of course, not every pony caught the fever." Music starts as Pinkie dances happily in the place.

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We see Twilight Sparkle as the words 'Jabberwocky Skeptic' is blow her. The mare said, "Come on, I'm sure it's only a weather balloon or some human from Earth. Those creatures aren't even real!"

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"...said the horn headed egghead. One day, the Jabberwocky got the break that every made-up creature has wished for." Rainbow said as she taps the Jabberwocky with her a couple times. The screen became more blurry and zooms further onto the mar e with each word, "Blurry...photographic...evidence."

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We see an interview with Lyra as she explains, "Okay, now I'm fuzzy on the details right now. But I was in the woods with my friend Bon-Bon. Suddenly my mare-friend begins screaming and freaking out all over. Heh heh, funny to be honest; Then...I saw it."

Static appears as we see what appears to be fuzzy video reel of some sort of Jabberwocky stomping through the woods. Lyra is heard speaking, "A very...scary...dragon thing."

As spooky jungle music is heard, Rainbow's voice booms, "All right, we've seen all of the evidence. It's up to your ponies to decide:" The following words appear as she said them, "Mysterious Myth? Or Legendary Legend," More spooky jungle music is heard.

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Back on her computer, Rainbow types as she said, "Join us next week, Bronies, when we begin inspecting startling and shocking new evidence in the Alicorn conspiracy!"

We hear more spooky jungle music as the paper comes down, bringing the e-mail/chapter to a close.

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Back at Sugarcube Corner, Rainbow held a Jabberwocky ice cream bear, asking, "This is supposed to be Jabberwocky, right? To me, it looks more like...Morgan Coltman."

"Oh right, right, right, that's it!" Piunkie exclaims with a grin. "Gimme 20 extra bits for the Mareshank style!"

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We see Rarity in silhouette in front of a background, above the caption 'This mare's voice has been digitally altered again'. She explains, "There I was, minding my own business with fashion and gems. Of course, then I found this severed hoof in my place of business!"

Rarity held up...a biscuit with a bite taken out. Don't ask.

The End

Author's note
All right, folks. Jabberwocky: Mysterious Myth? Or Legendary Legend; you decide. In the next chapter/e-mail, Rainbow shows us her own pop-up book. Read, review and suggest.