Rainbow Dash's E-Mails: flightschool

"It's the email, foal, lunch juice!" Rainbow sang on as she begins answering another e-mail from another one of her big fans.

Subject: flight school
Hey Rainbow dash!
Tell us where you were like during flightschool?
Sincerely,
Patricia Cowgirl WA

Rainbow stretches out 'Hey Rainbow Dash', 'say 'flight-shool...err, flights...flight school. flightschool' (the last part as one word) instead of just flight school, and said 'Cowgirl WA' as one word.

Rainbow then begins to type in as she explains, "Well cowpony-a to you, Patricia. It has been a long time since I've dropped out of flight school so I have an extremely unphotographic memory. So in other words, it's more like a drawing...or a doodle...or a doodle memory."

We see a photographic memory of the jumble cape then the doodle memory version of the same event. Rainbow is carrying a huge diamond ut of a vault, Scootaloo is drawn like a snake creature carrying a tofu turkey on a platter, and a sign that points to the right that said 'Subhoofers'.

Rainbow clears the screen as she continues, "But I would have to check that, before I dropped out, some of the Pegasi, or griffin in Gilda's case, and I was like any other cartoons in high school: as in a team of super sleuths."

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We see a splash screen that is titled 'The Derpy Hooves Mystfit-steries' with 'a story by 'Justbelieveitstupid Chimpedez' in the lower right. We see cruelly drawn teenage versions of Derpy Hooves, Thunderlane, Gilda and Rainbow in the center.

At an old building, Teenage Thunderlane remarks, "Stampers! My long lost uncle's abandoned pie factory sure is mysterious, ponies and griffin!"

"Brother, there isn't any such thing as 'mysterious'." Teenage Rainbow Dash remarks to Teenage Thunderlane with a scoff.

"Still, we cannot take any chances." Teenage Derpy said eageerly. "We should play in a band just to be safe."

We now see Rainbow, Gilda, Thunderlane and Derpy playing the keyboard, drums, tamoburine, electric guitar respectively on a blue backdrop. The word 'Mystfit-steries' is printed on the bass drum's face.

Teenage Derpy sang on without her goofy talk, "Havin' fun with my friends. Words about a mystery. Shakin' hooves with my man..."

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Back on her computer, Rainbow types in while saying, "And whenever we aren't trying to figure out what exist or not, Gilda and I would usually spent time trying to get Derpy out of her dumb pants for some reason or another."

We see the teenaged versions of Gilda and Rainbow holding ropes attached to hooks in the ceiling and floor, running through hooks on Derpy's waistline while a magnet lies at her hooves.

"So you guys sure that this won't emancipate me from my dumb pants for some reason, right?" Derpy ask the two curiously.

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Rainbow types some more as she said, "That's what flight school was like...so to speak. Anyway, in foal school, we were a bunch of cute foals with dotted eyes and enormous..."

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We see a foal-sized version of Fluttershy tossing a box that is marked 'NOT AN ANIMAL' up and down with a plush rabbit near here. Rainbow continues her voice over, "...imaginations, yeah."

"Squee! I'm pretending to be an owner of a dayhab for animals." Fluttershy said in a high-pitched, foal-ish voice.

We see the nursery-school style background being replaced with a cottage black and white one.

Now we see Rainbow Dash in a diaper and a small blue cap, sitting while holding a video game controller. The mare said in a childish voice, "Oh, I'm pretending to play better video games!" We can hear video game sound effects in the background. "Ooh, foal feathers! That dumb dragon ate my pixels!"

We see foal versions of Spitfire and Soarin', the former has a pink bow in her mane, while the latter wears a blue baby bonnet, holding a lightning striped rattle, a large pile of diapers is behind the colt.

"Yeah, and I'm pretending not to be sitting next to Soarin'." Spitfire said cutely while the background (and diapers) is replaced by a black and white image of an airplane.

Soarin' blows a raspberry while snapping, "You mean!"

Once the image is done, we see Derpy's legs, wearing a puffy red and white pants and uses a broom to push the two foals while saying, "Okay, foals, skedaddle, come on!"

"And going even unnecessarily further back," Rainbow's normal voice said as we see Cloud Kicker flying by, "We were a bunch of plucky paramecium living in Petri Dish, Equestria!"

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We see a Petri dish with liquid inside that looks like Equestria. Now we see a paramecium Raindrops floating in a box marked 'Raindropsmecium's Protozoa Stand' as a paramecium Derpy floats up, speaking, "Raindropsmecium, I gotta buy some embarrassing photos for my embarrassing pony parts."

"Okay, no problem! Six tubes of rea-end cream right for you!" Raindrops exclaims as she take out a bag that has the said cream, giving it to Derpy.

"Hey, Derpymecium, whatcha bought there?" Rainbow Dash, who looks like a bacteriophage, asks as she 'trots' in from the left.

"Yikes! It's Rainbowdashiophage! Uh, well, these are for my twin sister!" Derpy exclaims then divides into two version of herself. Both speak in unison, "These are for my twin sister!" Now the two Derpymecia divide into four. "These are four my twin sister!' The four divide into eight. "These are for my twin sister!"

Rainbow screams in terror as she gallops off. Too much Derpy is too much for her to take!

"Right, and then before we were...Rome Ponies living in those Roman like times. And Don Coltts always show up for some reason. All right, Patrice, just the facts." Rainbow said as she types the score on different lines on her computer. "Rainbow Dash Emails: 1, Not Rainbow Dash E-Mails: 0."

The mare stops her typing while saying, "You ponies just keep track at home, okay? See ya next time!" Rainbow then flies off singing, "Oh, havin' fun with my friends..."

The paper comes down as the e-mail/chapter comes to an end.

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We now see Surprise and Firefly in a black and white Roman Pony land, the former is dressed like Julius Coltesar and the latter is dressed like a legionary.

"Oh...aqueduct," Surprise said with a smile.

"Yes, yes, the Vomitorium!" Firefly exclaims eagerly.

Don Coltts, a wimpy looking stallion, pokes his head in while asking, "Andy?" We see Sickly Ditzy wearing a sack that said 'OLIVES' before she vanishes with an Ionic column taking her place.

The End

Author's note
That's flight school for you folks...sort of. In the next chapter/e-mail, Rainbow tells the viewers how to make a death metal song. Read, review and suggest.