Rainbow Dash's E-Mails: modeling

"Can you handle my style? No, you can't handle my styyyyyle. Email," Rainbow sang on at her computer once more. She pulls up the first e-mail as the mare begins to read it.

Rainbow

Well thanks to Simon's recent project the TARDIS we wouldn't have made it here to meet you Rainbow say that gives me an idea how about having the others over while i bring over my sisters wonder what would happen then? eh we are recharging the TARDIS with Matter Antimatter something you quite wouldn't understand though and of course knowing Simon he could well pretty much talk over your head when it comes to science and poor Alvin can't handle it though well as soon as its recharged we are heading over provided Twilight and the others are there

your's truely ,Adam

Rainbow types in as she said, "Hmmm, that does sound like an invite. Don't know when that will happen...and anything the geniuses can make always talk over my head when it involves science. Anyway, folk to see you soon; next e-mail!"

Subject: modeling
dear RAINBOW DASH!
I think you are one hot looking pony! Ever thought of doing some modeling?
Yours truuly,
Megan, Albuquerque

Rainbow yells her name at the top of the lungs, say 'truuly' as 'troo-OO-ly', 'Megan' as 'Meg-an' and the city as 'Al-bu-quay-qua'. Boy, does this girl have a reason to have her e-mail made fun of here.

"Well, dear MEGAN!" Rainbow shouts out while typing to show the e-mailer how it feels to be yelled at. "First off, you can't be the Megan me and my pony friends know. Then again, you probably weren't trying to pass off as her. As for modeling, I don't usually go for that air head show off-y horsecrap...hmmm, then again, perhaps I should do it. Someone as cool looking like yours truly gets approached on the street, being chased like Fluttershy, being admired...wait. Modeling?! Hmmmm, that's a truuly awesome idea!"

Rainbow clears the screen as she continues on, "Now how come I've never thought of that before; 'Air heads'. Please! Perhaps I could get me some new threads at the Carousel Baroque and get some headshots taken. Rarity has a camera and I could get her to take some pictures of me, I know she would love that. Saaaay, better still, I can go karate chop Iron Will then ask Rarity to take pictures of yours truly. Oh yeah, that would be awesome!"

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As music begins, Rainbow flew towards Iron Will at a seminar and karate chops him, causing Iron Will to yell out in pain, "Ouch!"

We see Rainbow in some sort of makeshift modeling studio in the field, sitting on a box while wearing a blue shirt and a yellow shirt around her neck like a cape. The backdrop is a white sheet with various colors splattered on it that is taped to two wooden posts. We also see photography lights on the left and right and Rarity is taking pictures with her camera.

"This is wonderful, I'm so glad you're taking up modeling, Rainbow Dash!" Rarity exclaims with glee as she take the picture. The screen flashes then we fade in to see Rainbow, in the same outfit, holding a tennis racket. "Okay, hold still, darling."

"Ha ha ha," Rainbow laughs eagerly. The screen flashes. We now see the mare on the ground, "Who, me?"

After another flash, we see Rainbow on a box with her right hoof in front of herself like she's pointing to the camera. The mare remarks, "This mare is sooooo charming." She points with the left hoof before we see another flash. Now Rainbow is standing with the tennis racket, "Still charming as ever."

We see another flash. Rarity continues taking pictures while remarking, "Beautiful, darling. I can see why Photo Finish's assistants love doing this. You are quite a charmer." The mare kept on taking more pictures as we see Rainbow standing.

"Man, what is the time?"

After another flash, Rainbow then turns away from the camera, turn towards it, waves hold her chin with afterimages following her. Another flash is seen as the Pegasus pony is now wearing a black skin tights with a purple scarf and glasses, with a briefcase.

"Wow, I am very casually late!" Rainbow announces. After another flash, the mare walks towards stage right, pausing to pose. The camera flashes once more to show her in front of a paneled wooden wall, holding a telephone with a wire chewed off. "Yeah, time for us to do lunch for some reason!"

Rainbow put down the phone before picking up the tennis racket. We now see another flash and now see the mare on her stomach on the ground, holding a pencil while leaning towards the camera. In the last image, she is leaning on post. "Right, I will pencil you in."

Rainbow pretends to be writing something onto the ground. Now we see one more flash before the mare is seen in a frozen trotting pose in front of a blue screen.

"Look at the times!" Rainbow exclaims as she kneels while pretending to look at a 'watch' once more. After another flash, the mare is wearing a sailor's dress and a turtleneck, holding a golf cub. There's a map in the background in front of a false wooden wall. "Say, lasses, do I see Cape Fish there?"

Rainbow points her golf club at the map before shrugging. After another flash, we see our favorite Pegasus pony on a box.

"Hey, off the port board stow!" Rainbow exclaims with a smile. After yet another flash, we see her standing with her hooves on what is supposed to be her hips. "Yeah, we are on a collision course with awesomeness!"

Rainbow shakes her hips as we see one more flash.

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Back at her computer, Rainbow types in as she said, "Man, I really can't wait for those pictures to get back from Rarity's place. I can see some of those babies being used one of those glossy fashion magazines; In other words, the kind that is 9 bits and is 97& ads. Perhaps in an ad for those fancy leather shoes you are supposed to wear without..." We see an ad for 'Homely Filly Brand HUGE Tube Sockies' that has Rainbow in it, "...sock; WITHOUT THOSE SOCKS!"

The image disappears as Rainbow continues, "Man, imagine the luxury and fame! Wait, maybe some kinda fancy mare cologne...stuff." We see an ad for 'Doctor Stinkyhoof's Watery Athlete's Hoof Cream' that also has Rainbow in it. "Yeah, I can be lying next to some handsome stallion looking not so interested; As in 'whatever, buddy'.

That image disappears as Rainbow continues, "'No way you can approach the flava...of my cologne stuff'."

Rainbow clears her screen as she continues, "Wait, no, I got something better! The cover of some steamy romance book! With my ripped..." We now see a book that said 'Not So Hot Detective Stuff; The Case of the Mare with Teeth Hard to Look At'. "...self being on a cliff of a lighthouse holding some cool colt in a suit."

Now that image is gone, Rainbow smiles as she explains, "He will be like 'No way, Pony Kim', it can't be'. But I will be like 'Come on, look in your heart, Colter'..."

Just then Derpy came in with a bag full of mail, the crossed eyes Pegasus pony smiles while saying, "Hey, Rainbow Dash! I got your mail. I hope you don't mind but I was looking through your stuff and you would never believe who made the cover of Doggy Headed Mares Back 2 School Catalog."

"WHAT?! It's back to school already?! Hay, it isn't even July! Well, since you mentioned it, go ahead. Who is on the cover, Derpy?"

"Duh, you are, Rainbow Dash!"

"What the hay," Rainbow asks in shock in alarm. She is on the school catalog, "No way! I don't have a doggy like head!"

"It's nothing to be sorry about. It's about the same size as my doggy body!" Derpy explains proudly as she hits her chest to make a dodge ball like sound effect. The mare then holds out a check while saying, "Oh, you also got this check from Doggy Headed Mares Catalog..."

"Give me that!" Rainbow snaps as she swipes the check from Derpy. "Oh yeah, I guess my doggy head can make a pretty bit. This will bring me a few months' worth of flowers! Betcha your doggy body isn't worth a 108 bits, eh?"

"Nah, but some eye doctors offered several thousand for my eyes. Don't know why."

Just then Pinkie bounces in happily while announcing, "Hey ponies! Guess who made this week's cover of Random Coincidence Magazine! Me!" The mare holds up a magazine that has her picture right on it. Then Pinkie throws it over her own shoulder before dancing to the same music that Rainbow was doing so earlier.

After some more camera flashes, we see the issues of 'Doggy Headed Mares' and 'Random Coincidence Magazine' appearing. The paper comes down as we bring this e-mail/chapter to a close. We also see an ad for 'RD Finest Cologne Stuff'.

The End

Author's note
Nice modeling from Rainbow. Now in the next chapter/e-mail, the mare reveals her 'bottom 10', in other words stuff that she really doesn't like. Guest-starring Pinkamena Diane Pie (not just the original but the other one as well)! Read, review and suggest.