Rainbow Dash's E-Mails: boring (really)

"E-mail theme song! 1-2-3! A da-da-checka e-mail wit' me, RD, y'all," Rainbow sang as she loads the first e-mail like the mare always do when checking her e-mails.

Rainbow

So did you ever think of building a TARDIS and traveling to Earth? or just wait for another species to show up in Equestria because sooner or later me and Simon are going to be traversing the Multiverse all of time and space oh and Rainbow just so you know I think that your the most beautiful pony to ever grace Equestria . oh and one other thing , Do you watch a show called Doctor Who?

Yours Truely Adam

Rainbow pauses to do some thinking then spoke while typing, "To be honest, if I wanted to go to Earth, I would use the Rainbow Bridge that connects from me to Megan's backyard. Also, good luck on your travels and thanks for the comment. Now as far as Doctor Who goes, why do I need to? I think we got someone like that called 'Time Turner'; Next question!"

Subject: bored...
Dear Rainbowdash,
Ever get boring where you live; Because right now, I am so bored out of my mind.

With loads of horse crap,
Molly, Lake Coltson, TX

Rainbow said 'Rainbowbah' in place of 'RainbowDash', she said 'groan' in place of 'horsecrap' (again with that!) and pronounce 'TX' as 'Tejas'. The mare begins to type while asking, "So, you are bored out of your mind, right? Well, buddy, you have come to the right place. Time to see what I...can do...about...that..."

Rainbow draws 'that' out saying and typing it very slowly. With a nod, the mare leaves her room as the screen zooms out slowly from the AwesomeX; Time for the boredom to begin.

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We now see Pinkie Pie staring at the side of Sugarcube Corner while Rainbow comes up to her. The whole scene and dialogue will be at an exaggeratedly slow pace.

"Pinkie Pie; what kind of crazy stuff...is happening...here?" Rainbow asks Pinkie curiously. There is a short pause for the moment.

"Oh hey Dashie," Pinkie said as Rainbow turns to slowly look at her friend. "You startled me. I was counting the bricks on the side of Sugarcube Corner. So far, I'm up to 248."

"248, huh; why, that's less than 250!"

"Yep! I remember learning somewhere, I think..."

Rainbow slowly looks away while saying, "Okay, take care, Pinkie Pie. I'm going to take real...real...tiny steps over to the Tree." The Pegasus pony goes right, taking real real tiny steps. We go to another short pause.

"Okay...be careful." Pinkie said as she goes back to counting bricks very boredly.

Rainbow, still trotting in tiny steps approach the Tree, then saw Derpy there standing nearby. The cross-eyed Pegasus pony isn't blinking though her mouth is open.

"So what are you...uh, doing?" Rainbow asks Derpy curiously but not that curiously.

"Oh, practicing...closing...my eyes." Derpy explains to Rainbow slowly. "However I ain't very...good...at doing so."

"Oh I see."

"Nah, more like...I see..." Derpy close her eyes slowly with a tremble when they are nearly closely...but the mare closes them completely. "Oh, okay! There we go! Okay, I see what the fuss is all about!" She opens her eyes. "Oops, sorry, just lost it."

"296." Pinkie announces as she came closely to the two ponies.

"Wow." Rainbow said, impressed by the number of bricks that her friends has counted.

"Yeah, wow." Derpy said impressed almost simultaneously, "I betcha that's just a little less...than 300."

The group all said that once, "I remember learning that som..."

Without warning though, Fluttershy flew in, looking hyperactive like when Rainbow gave her some caffeine. The background music from a certain radio station is heard, interrupting what the trio was saying. Flames burst on the side of the screen.

"Yeah, yeah, yeah; you ponies, you ponies!" Fluttershy exclaims wildly. "I struck gold on a spaceship, it gave me super powers! Yay ya ya! There are wood-davers all over! Yay," A record is heard scratching.

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Back on her computer, Rainbow types in, explaining, "As you can see, Moller, things move a mile a minute around Ponyville. Well, except for Fluttershy, she gets wild on caffeine or something. And she is a fan of Ponish physicist Niels Boar the most apply named of all Ponyish physicists." We see a signed picture of the boar that is being made to Fluttershy. It reads...

yo yo, S2
you ain't
BOHRN yet!
Hah hah! -Filly '16

"Anyway, hope I didn't bore you into the back of your mind. And when I say that, I don't mean like..." Rainbow then made a noise of a drill going through a brain then thrash her head around like mad, "REER; Pssh psssshh; Blorgorg; Pfff!"

Rainbow types the sound effects as 'very 20% awesome drilling some brains sounds'. The mare remarks, "Gross, I know. But if you're still bored, then sit right there, relax ,and get ready to prepare for the grimdark madness of...me naming all the three letter words that yours truly can dish out."

Rainbow made a noise of a walkie talkie stick before she clears her throat. The mare brings up a new screen while saying the three letter words, "Cat; the. Lob. Irk. Try. Wet; Cod; For; Her; Ebb; Egg; Goo; Elk. Ilk," The paper comes down as she continues onward, "Dog; Fat; Pat; Spy. Get. Sat. Sit. Wow. Man."

The screen dims as we fade out for a moment. Once we go back, the screen got more words typed up as Rainbow continues listing them, "Huh. Not; Sty; Eye; Pie; Tug; Gut; Gun; Sap; Asp; Pus; Job..."

"Whoa, Rainbow Dash! Gotta stop yew right there," Applejack is heard offscreen as a record scratching noise is heard. "Ah done sure that 'jorb' is a four letters word."

We see a drawing of a fish on notepaper that has the words 'Try wet cod! (Please, come on), as well as a comic book drawing of Rainbow and Spike as Pony and Scootertoo.

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At the Mayor's mansion, we see Rarity, the Mayor, Time Turner and Big Macintosh with two cool handsome. Two bags of Daisies and Roses are seen as the song 'It's the Weekend' is heard playing while the party laughs aloud.

"Ooh, this is some party!" Rarity exclaims while partying.

"Eeyup, sounds perfect!" Big Macintosh exclaims with a grin.

"Yahooo, exciting party," The Mayor exclaims happily while she and the others party onward.

The End

Author's note
Man, things get boring and exciting in Ponyville, ain't it? In the next chapter/e-mail, Rainbow is encouraged to take up modeling (seriously). Read, review and suggest.