Rainbow Dash's E-Mails: Season Three
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"Rainbow Dash Email! Makes money! Rainbow Dash Email! Gets paid," Rainbow sang at her computer. She then brings up the first e-mail of the show.
Rainbow
So glad you enjoyed meeting my brothers (I bet Rarity would have a field day with Brittany Pinkiepie with Eleanor and Twilight with Jeanette besides wonder how those three would fit ... eh oh well anyway though got a question what do you think of cooking on your own doing something from scratch ? also on a personal note I think your very cute and drop dead beautiful and this is coming directly from me one other question . have you been to a chipmunk concert? lets just say its fully packed with screaming girls (Fangirls to be exact) YIKES!
Yours Truely, Adam
Rainbow types in while saying, "Yeah, I probably don't need an answer to the first one. Now then, as for cooking, I don't use the oven much, just throw the baby into the microwave and let something cook! And thanks for the cute, beautiful, whatever remarks. As far as the Chipmunk concert goes, that's a who knows on a basis; now time for the next question."
Subject: just wondering...
Dear Rainbowdash,
If you could do something all over again, what would do you differently?
Horsecrapfully yours,
Space Rat
U.S.A.
Rainbow remarks 'Really not getting old' in place of 'Horsecrapfully yours' (since the mare hates those kind of endings) and said 'U.S.A' with a pause between each.
Rainbow blinks as she types in, asking, "Hang on, you aren't related to Trixie, are you? Or Dixie as you Americans would call her." We see a drawing of 'Dixie' which looks like a mix between Trixie Lulamoon and Lucy Van Pelt from the 'Peanuts', drawing style and font. "Man, whoa, 'Dixie', thanks Spacey; your pal, 'Red Ded'."
Rainbow types in as RD then clearing the screen continue, "Now then, what would I do different, eh? While I rarely admit to make mistake, that has been a few, which I call 'em 'stnanks', that deserve a do-over. Although in my life I made mistakes like the Mare Do Well incident, sneaking into the hospital to steal a book, or the wedding thing involving Twilight, the major ones are in my emails. No secret that one of my biggest stnanks involves Alfred and Alfred's brother. Man, if I had to do that over again, I wouldn't mess it up this time. Now here is what I'd do..."
We see the 'channel change' transition occurring. Rainbow is at her broken Lardy 2010 which shows the e-mail from 'brothers'.
Rainbow Dash,
My brother and I think you are so cool. Do you have a colt-friend? There are two of us.
Yours,
Alfred
"Wow...there's two of them!" Rainbow exclaims eagerly. She then put a candle next to the computer and clears the screen. Maybe this time her computer won't delete this e-mail. The pony types to romantic music while saying, ""Well, Alfred, there is one of me. I would definitely like to invite myself over to your place tonight for dinner and maybe those mints afterwards. After the mints, you and your brother, Alfred Jr. which I will call her, can fight to the death over yours truly. Hang on."
The music stops as Rainbow said uneasily, "No, hold it. No dying, no." The pony only types in one 'no' though. "Err..."
The music restarts as Rainbow explains, "Yeah, we shall hold one egg drop soup eating contest and..." The music came to a screeching halt while the mare stammer. "Oh horse feathers! I can't remember what happens next." She stops typing in frustration, "Apple Bloom, I..."
Rainbow turns as if to berate Apple Bloom (who got up here via cloud). But to her surprise and confusion, it's Pinkie Pie on her knees (if ponies have knees). She is covered in the paint that is the color of Apple Bloom's coat which covers up her cutie mark. The pink pony is also wearing a red tuft of hair and a red bow to make her look like the filly.
"Howdy Miss Dash; Ah is part o' de' Cutie Mark Crusaders!" Pinkie exclaims in her best impression of Apple Bloom.
"Oh yeah, very funny; Ha ha," Rainbow said dryly and sarcastically. "Pinkie Pie, where's Apple Bloom?"
"Nnope, Ah ain't Pinkie! Ah am done Apple Bloom!"
"Is that so? Then what..."
Pinkie stood up, smiling as she exclaims in her real voice, "Surprise! It's really me, Dashie, Pinkie Pie; From Sugarcube Corner!"
"Ugh, I need Apple Bloom right now!" Rainbow groans making Pinkie nod as she got on her knees again.
"Okie dokie lokie. Ahem...eeyup!"
"That isn't what I meant! Well, you will have to do, I guess. Listen, 'Apple Bloom', I need your help in making my award-winning rewrite of the Alfred and Alfred's brother e-mail; there's two of them."
"Really, boy howdy, 'dat's fun," Pinkie Pie remarks in Apple Bloom's accent. Ah done know, yew should serenade 'de two! Ah can play 'de drum!"
"Oh, that sounds right." Rainbow said with a thoughtful smile. "Come on, let's practice!"
"Yeah! Ah can play 'de drum!"
In the field, Rainbow is singing into the microphone while Pinkie is hitting on a floor tom, "Don't you know I have a," We hear a feedback noise, "BIG OL' RAINBOW HEAD! And a thin little body!" The mare shakes her body eagerly. "And I never change my cloooothes!" The thing is high-pitched, making yet another feedback noise. "No, I never change my cloooothes!"
"Dashie? Don't take this the wrong way, but I think I'm falling for you." Pinkie said with a happy loving sigh while little hearts appear over her head...much to Rainbow's horror.
Back in the present, Rainbow yelps in terror. She types while saying, "No, no, no, no; not right, not cool at all! I mean, making Pinkie Pie dressed as Apple Bloom fall in love with me. That isn't what I had in mind! Ugh, whatever. Not like I care. I wasn't going to Doofus's place anyhow!"
Rainbow clears the screen and goes back to typing, asking, "All right, what else? Yeah, I guess I always felt a little bad about pranking poor Apple Bloom in e-mail 23. How about we do that one again, shall we?"
We see the channel change of Rainbow on the Lardy 2010, before it was broken. She is reading the e-mail from 'little animal'.
We all know you are willing to (at the very least) kick large mean animals, but what would you do to a smaller, not-so-mean animal that came up to you?
horsecrapfully yours,
mary and kate
"...horsecrapfully yours, Mary and Kate." Rainbow said with an annoyed sigh. Why must she get these kind of e-mails?
The mare clears her screen as she explains, "It would depend on what kind of mood I was in. I mean, I wouldn't kick a smaller, not-so-mean animal (I'm not a bully, after all), but I might be either nice to the smaller, not-so-mean animal or play a (relatively) harmless prank on it. Like I said, it would depend on what kind of mood I was in. Let's find out."
Rainbow turns, expecting to see Apple Bloom...but to her disbelief, there's Pinkie Pie in the Apple Bloom outfit again, kneeling near her while saying, "Howdy, Rainbow Dash!"
"Ugh! No, not a chance! This doesn't count! You ain't making a fool out of me, no cupcakes or anything. I will be nice and give you sage advice as well as a...'pat' on the head. And..." Suddenly Pinkie coughs right onto Rainbow, much to her disgust. That's the last straw! The mare, angry so far, hits the pink pony with the keyboard while shouting, "THAT DOES IT! DON'T EVER DRESS UP AS APPLE BLOOM OR ANY OF HER FRIENDS AGAIN; PARSLEY; SAGE; ROSEMARY AND OTHER STUFF!"
"Hey!" A familiar voice snaps angrily. Rainbow yelps as he saw Tough Apple arriving, looking angrily at her, "What yew doing harming mah little cousin Apple Bloom fer?!"
"Wait, hang on, Tough Apple. That isn't Apple Bloom, really! That's Pinkie Pie, honest! I wasn't hurting her! I was pulling a prank on her."
"Howdy, Ah am not Apple Bloom! Got hurt, moooooo," Pinkie exclaims as Tough Apple smiles for a moment, obviously fooled, "Nnope; Not fro' Sugarcube Corner, mooooo!"
"Hey come on, Apple Bloom isn't a cow and..." Rainbow didn't have time to finish as the mad Tough Apple grabs her by the leg and held the pony upside down, "Whoa, whoa! Hang on!"
Tough Apple shakes Rainbow angrily while yelling, "Apple Bloom is so a cow if she does like 'ta pretend 'ta!" The pony kept on shaking Rainbow, causing pits to fall out while Pinkie pecks them off the ground like a chicken.
"Tough Apple; put me down! You are making a terrible stnank here!"
"Makes me feel y'all jangly inside," Pinkie exclaims happily, shaking around with bites inside herself; Needless to say, Rainbow isn't improving at all.
The channel changes back to the present. Rainbow sighs in annoyance as she types in, saying, "Okay, no problem. It's very clear that this e-mail is the one that should be redone here. AwesomeX, if you please." The text disappears as the computer shows the words 'Do Over!' followed by a huge explosion effect. "DO OVER!"
We see the original e-mail coming back up as Rainbow types as if nothing has happened. She said, "Now then, what would I do different, eh? The answer is...nothing. Absolutely nothing at all! Well...I might go back and have one of them Scootaloo Cakes to taste. Those things look pretty good right about now."
Suddenly, there's Pinkie Pie, this time disguised as Scootaloo and is carrying a bag that says 'VERY MOLDY CUPCAKES, PONIES'. She remarks in the filly's voice much to Rainbow's horror, "Want some?"
"No, no! I regret nothing! Wait, nothing!"
"Awwwww!"
Pinkie leaves in disappointment as if Rainbow doesn't like her anymore. The mare sighs while saying, "Phew, close one."
The paper comes down as the e-mail/chapter comes to an end. The mare frowns as she taps the back of her head a few times to shake out a few bits that land onto the desk. Weird!
We see Scootaloo disguised as Pinkie as Mr. and Mrs. Cake gave her and her friends some free treats. Mrs. Cake said, "Here you go. Are you going to pay for this later, Pinkie Pie?"
"Okie dokie lokie," Scootaloo exclaims happily as she hold out a note that said 'Put on tab'. When Mrs. Cake is gone, the filly remarks to Apple Bloom, "Wow, this was a good idea, Apple Bloom."
"Eeyup, 'dat's how it works when getting free stuff 'de first few times." Apple Bloom said to Scootaloo with a grin. The Pinkie Pie switcheraoo was the best idea ever!
The End
Author's note
Looks like Rainbow doesn't need to redo her e-mails I guess. In the next chapter/e-mail, the Pegasus pony shows how things get boring in Ponyville very quickly. Read, review and suggest.