So so SO sorry about the big wait! I had some personal problems to take care of... (And school's a living hell NOOOOOO) Also I already ended Dang O' Ponies so it looks like I may have to start working on this fanfic.
Please enjoy!

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i woke up. Damn what a night!

i put my hand on my forehead...

...wait HAND? !

"Good morning Cotton"

i turned around and saw a smirkin' Hank's wife.

what the...? i'm alive? i thought i died and went to that horse world or somathing? !

Hank's wife waz still smirkin'. Oh how i HATE her!

"Good thing you didn't die" the bitch said before laughing.

Mah left eye twitched.

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"FUCK YOU!"

i shouted before i realized i waz a horse again.

it was just a dream...

i let out a relieved sigh. Thank God i don't have to see that bitch again.

i got off the hay and yawned.

"Might as well visit AJ"

i walked to her house. Damn that bitch has a LOT of apple trees.

i reached the front door and knocked.

That big fella, Big Mac-or-somathing, opened the door and smiled.

"Morning Cotton"

i pushed Big Hankintosh aside and walked in.

"Yea Yea Whatever. What's fer breakfast?"

He led me to the kitchen table where i saw Applejack, Apple Bloom, and Granny Smith.

Granny smiled. "Good Morning Mr. Cotton Hill"

i rolled my eyes. "What's on the menu? And don't call me Mr. Cotton Hill"

She gave me a slice of apple pie. APPLE PIE? First a plant sandwich and now dessert for breakfast? Eh. Food's food.

i began to eat mah pie 'til i heard Apple Bloom complain.

"Apple pie again? We just had apple pie yesterday!"

"Ah zip it young'un" i told her, crumbs flying from mah mouth. "One time the only thing i ever gots to eat was rats. After that i ate their droppings. Called it Jungle Rice! Tasted fine."

The whole Apple family just looked me, witout winking.

Wait a minute. Does these horses even HAVE last names?

Big Macintosh the Big Red Dog broke the silence. "You ate mouse droppings?"

i smiled like an idiot. Can't let them know. "Um...Of course not! That was just a made up story! Uh Yea..."

Apple Bloom smiled. "Wow...you made it sound like you really DID ate mouse droppings!"

Big Macintosh nodded. "Eeyup"

My right eye twitched the second he said 'Yup.'

Applejack looked uneasy. "Umm...how about we go visit mah friends after breakfast?"

i shrugged. "Sure. Why not?"

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After breakfast

"So who should we visit?" i asked Applejack.

"Um...how about Twi?"

i shrugged. "Why not?"

She led the way to her friend 'Twi'

As i followed her i noticed horses are looking at me.

i saw baby horses hiding behind there parents.

eh. why do i care?

Eventually she led me to this tree house.

She knocked on the door.

Some purple dragon opened the door. Holy crap there's dragons here?

The purple dragon smiled at Applejack.

"Hey AJ"

He looked at me and looked a bit scared.

"Whoa. Who are you?"

i rolled mah eyes.

"Your mom"

He looked confused.

"You're not my mom."

i sighed.

"whatever"

He smiled.

"Hey, you must be the stallion Twi was talking about"

i glared at him.

"Yea so?"

He looked scared.

"Whoa. Your eyes scare me"

i smirked.

"Good"

He smiled nervously.

"Umm...Hey Twi! That stallion you were talking about is here!"

i snorted.

"You look like Spyro the Dragon"

He chuckled nervously.

"Um...thanks?"

i pushed him out of the way.

"Hey Breaking Dawn!"

Twilight came into the room.

"Good Morning Cotton."

i didn't pay attention to her. i was just looking around. Damn. AJ didn't tell me Breaking Dawn owned a library.

"Damn you have a lot of books. You really ARE a nerd!"

Twi frowned.

"That's not nice"

i chuckled.

"Good"

She looked nervous.

"Umm...You want to borrow some books?"

i smiled.

"Sure! got porn?"

Everyone looked confused.

AJ asked.

"What in tarnation is porn?"

i groaned. The whole planet is full of women and yet there is no porn...

Twilight smiled.

"I can give you books about the history of Equestria"

i sighed.

"Fine"

She used her magic to get a book from the top shelf.

She then gave it to me.

"Uhh...thanks?"

i looked at AJ

"can we go now"

AJ was confused.

"We just got here"

i glared at her

"i said, CAN WE GO NOW"

AJ sighed.

"Fine just wait outside please"

i rolled mah eyes and went outside.

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Spike scratched his head.

"He was...um...nice..."

Twilight sighed.

"He's a little meaner than I thought."

Applejack smiled weakly.

"Maybe we'll git used to him. But first things first!"

Twilight nodded.

"Right! I told Pinkie Pie to set it up in the barn."

Applejack smirked.

"Perfect."

Please know that I'm not a hater. Remember that this is COTTON HILL, ok?

So-o-o-o-o Sorry for not updating this soon.

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