I Killed Fitty Men, Not Ponies
Chapter 4
Previous Chapter Next Chapter"So where're we going" i asked AJ.
"Back to the barn"
i shrugged. "Fine"
She led the way. Horses looking at me. Don't care. (yawn). i'll just make this quick.
She eventually led me to the crappy barn.
"Wait here sugarcube"
"Fine. And don't call me sugarcube"
She went inside the barn.
"OK you can go inside"
i went inside the barn...
"SURPRISE!-!-!-!-!-!-!-!-!-!-!-!-!-!-!-!"
i literally almost had a heart attack.
i saw those 6 horses, AJ's family (Oh God not Clifford the Big Red Dog), and all these other ponies i've never seen. Heh. One of the horses has crossed eyes.
When the other horses looked at me, they almost jumped. Wow. Is my eyes really creepy?
Ah well. These horses live in a world where i don't give a crap.
There was a long ass silence.
Pinkie broke the silence.
"Come on girls! LET'S PARTY!"
She suddenly pull up a white unicorn with goggles and a DJ table out of nowhere.
The unicorn started playing some music.
i had no idea what to do. eh. might as well get a drink.
i went to one of the tables and all there was...was just punch.
i asked Twi. "Where's the booze?"
She looked confused. "What's booze?"
I HATE THIS FUCKING PLACE!
i angrily rolled my eyes "Never mind. i'm going outside for a bit."
i went outside for some air.
"Someone's pissed" i heard someone say. Why does that sound familiar?
i turned around and saw a Pegasus with light green skin and orange mane. He was wearing sunglasses. Why do they look so damn familiar!-?
He smirked, "Long time no see Cotton."
Mah eyes widen.
World War II
Army Barracks
Cotton was getting his army uniform preparing to fight the Nazis at Italy. He had an aggressive look on his face.
"You sure look ready for this"
Cotton turned around and saw a smirking man with orange hair and sunglasses leaning against the door frame.
The man came up to Cotton.
"Mark Walsh."
"COTTON HILL!-!"
Mark chuckled. "You sure have the WWII spirit."
Cotton smirked. "Ready to kill!"
Eventually the guys started a conversation. Cotton was impressed by this man. He learned that Mark was going to live his dreams after the war.
Cotton never forgot that man.
That was the last time he saw him.
He heard he was killed from that Tojo torpedo on the same ship Cotton was, before he lost his shins.
Cotton never told his friends about Mark.
Cotton will always remember Mark Walsh.
i looked confused.
"Mark...Mark Walsh?"
He nodded. "Long time no see Cotton. Thought you would never be here."
i blinked. "God sent ya after that torpedo killed ya?"
He blinked. "Torpedo? You mean that torpedo in Pacific theater that I survived?"
i dropped mah jaw. HE WAS STILL ALIVE?-!
Mark continued. "I thought you were dead so I stayed in Los Angeles. I died on November 4, 2007"
Wow. one week before i died...
Mark smiled. "I'm glad you're here man"
"Wow. Where's your place?"
Mark smiled. "I'm living with someone, I mean somepony, named Derpy, that crossed-eyed pony you saw at the party."
i nodded. i'm at loss of words.
Mark smiled. "Come on man. Join the party. It may seem gay. But it kicks ass. Trust me. That pink pony threw me a party. Didn't want to go at first. Now I go to every single fucking party!"
i thought for a minute. i didn't want to go to the gay party...
...but i still wanna hang out wit Mark more...
i sighed. "Fine"
He smiled. "Great. You won't regret it."
i followed him to the party. Let's get this crap over with.
Later that night
Twilight was at her home with Spike after the party.
Twilight still wondered how Cotton did not want to go to the party but suddenly changed his mind.
She shook her head at this thought.
She told Spike to write a letter to the Princess.
Dear Princess Celestia,
Today I met a strange pony named Cotton Hill. He's a little mean but I think that's probably because he is new here. I will try to cheer him up and make him feel like he is not a stranger.
Yours faithful student,
Twilight Sparkle
She gave the letter to Spike, who rolled up the scroll and blew a gout of green flame that burned it up.
Celestia just finished reading the letter Twilight gave her.
She sighed. "He's finally here."
She knew that this day will come.
She stood up and looked at the sky.
"Better expect some more visitors" she thought as she took out a book and turned to a page with a picture of four men drinking beer.
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