My Little Fortress: Friendship is explosive

Authors note: This is my first fanfic, so there will probably be spelling errors or other things (like forgetting a characters personality, Etc.) Please Comment on what you think and corrections that I may need to make in upcoming chapters and other storys. Thank you!

Chapter 1: meet the team

On a sunny day near Teufort, New Mexico, any single person can see what looks like two farms that trade with each other and are separated by a single bridge.

Obviously a person would be blind and deaf because it is nothing like that at all.

Because each building is owned by two brothers who both have hired 9 mercenaries from all parts of the world to continuously destroy each other, one group dressed in red and one in blue. The two teams, called "RED" and "BLU" have fought in various places for there bosses.

"I can do this all day!" said an young energetic voice with a Bostonian accent. "I'm a freakin' blur over here!" The RED Scout exclaimed. Just as he said it, he felt a usual pain in his back. The BLU Spy laughed. "You were as hoppy as a little bunny, weren't you?" he mockingly said.

Little did he know that he was being watched.

"Standin' around like a bloody idiot." A man wearing an Australian Slouch hat said to himself. The RED Sniper was looking at the BLU spy through the scope of his sniper rifle. In what seemed like only a second later, the BLU spy was on the ground dead thanks to the Australian Bushman. "Next time, stay in the respawn room you two faced backstabber." The RED Sniper tauntingly said.

The RED Scout came up behind him. "Why didn't you do that before that backstabbing scumbag got me?"

"Didn't see that he was behind you, I was taking out there heavy and medic," he said. Scout just grumbled to himself as he ran off to try to get BLU's intelligence once again. "Dodgy little hopper he is," Sniper said.

"I agree completely," said a French voice behind the Sniper. Before Sniper could turn around, the BLU spy had back-stabbed him. "All in a days work," he said as he disguised himself as a RED Soldier.

As BLU spy started to walk into RED's intelligence room, he was blasted to pieces by the real RED soldier. "WORDS CAN NOT EXPRESS HOW MUCH I HATE FRANCE RIGHT NOW," said Soldier, "AND THE ONLY THING I HATE WORSE THAN FRANCE RIGHT NOW IS DISHONORABLE MAGGOTS LIKE YOU THAT WON'T LOOK ME IN THE EYE!" Soldier yelled at the dead Spy's body. "What just happened?" said the Demoman, who was drunk as usual. "I heard you yelling like your normal self solly," Demoman said, "Ye must have killed the small lass again, eh?" "This time it was old frenchie," Soldier said. Then Scout came running in with BLU's intelligence laughing. "What's so funny ball boy?" The Scout captured the intelligence, winning the match for RED and said "the BLU's knuckleheaded scout tried to catch me by doing a double jump," Scout said laughingly, "he messed up and fell in the water below the bridge!" Scout was still laughing as Heavy, Medic, Sniper, Pyro, and Spy came into the intelligence room to after there victory. "What is little Scout laughing about?" Heavy asked.

"Well, I just got BLU's intelligence whe-" Scout was cut off by the Engineers voice coming in through Snipers Radio.

"If you all don't mind, Ah need ya all to com inta' the respawn room."

Sniper Radioed back, "We're on our way mate."

"Much Obliged" Engineer said before cutting off.

"I'll tell you on the way heavy," Scout Said.