Chapter 2: SPY SAPPIN MAH' INVENTION!

Heavy was letting out a hearty chuckle as he heard the Scout's story. "Little baby man could not catch our baby man, so he go into water!" The Heavy let out with a laugh." yeah, yeah," Scout said. "dummkopfs," the Medic said, "How could you see ze comedy of a man falling into ze water under ze bridge?" "Sheesh, lighten up, doc! This is BLU we are talking about," Scout said.

"He's probably pissed off about what happened to the Nazis," Soldier said.

"NEIN!" Exclaimed the Medic. "I had nozing to do with ze Nazis," Medic said.

"If it wasn't you, then it was that damned BLU's medic!" Soldier exclaimed. "The Nazis damn well deserved what happened to them either way."

Sniper and Spy were talking to each other while the others argued as usual.

"Those bozos never shut there bloody lids, do they?" Sniper said.

"I'm afraid not, my Australian ally." Spy replied. Sniper scowled. "Well if whatever Engineer have planned will shut them up," he said, "The sooner we get to the spawn room the better."

Meanwhile In the land of Equestria,

Twilight Sparkle was just getting out of bed because she had stayed up late reading one of her newer books. "Spike? Where are you?" Twilight asked. "I'm down stairs twilight! I'm already cooking breakfast," Replied the small purple (and number 1 assistant) Spike.

"Ok, I'll be right down," Twilight said. Twilight fixed her mane to it's normal look, and then headed downstairs to where she smelt what was a wonderful breakfast. "That smells delicious, Spike! How long have you been cooking it?" Twilight asked. "it only took about 30 minutes," Spike replied happily. Shortly after they had finished eating, there was a knock on the door. "the door is unlocked, come in" Twilight said. She did not expect what she saw to say the least.

2Fort, an hour earlier

"Now that ya'll are all here, I want to show ya'll a new invention o' mine." The Engineer moved to the side as he proudly shown his "new invention".

"Uh, Mate, it looks like the old teleporter." Sniper said.

"Ah' know partner, but this right here is the new and improved teleporter!" Engineer exclaimed. "If it'll work like I hope, we'll be able to teleport ourselves into BLU's base and grab their ol' intelligence just like that!" Engineer said, snapping his fingers at the last word. "and we don't even need the exit teleporter with this one." Scout seemed interested. "Well, if dats' true, then it won't be so hard for me to grab their intel and get tha hell outta' there!" Engineer nodded. "Yep, that's the main reason I built the darn thing." Spy had a quizzical look on his face. "Well then, are you going to test it?"

"well of course partner! We're all gonna test it!"

Everyone looked at Engineer as if he had grown a second head.

"your going to what!" Solder exclaimed with surprise.

Soldier had no trouble with teleporting, he just didn't like testing out Engineer's new "toys" as Spy called them. "Holy Dooly!" Sniper exclaimed. "have you lost your bloody brain mate?" "Nope" The Engineer replied calmly. "Ah Mean it now. Ah made this thing to be able to teleport all of us at once to." Engineer said, "And that's what we're about to test." Reluctantly, everyone agreed and got on the Engineers new made contraption. "I'm positive everything will be just fine buckos." as The teleporter started to power up, Engineer stepped onto it with his fellow teammates. "This better work hardhat, or you won't see the light of day tomorrow." Soldier threatened, Sniper pushed Soldier back "give the bloody guy a break, if something bad does happen," "which shouldn't" Engineer interrupted. "then he'll suffer it with us," Sniper finished. "yeah, well he better." Soldier grumbled. Just as the teleported got to its highest point, a familiar voice which RED Sniper despised said "sorry to pop in unannounced, but I believe I can not let this happen." BLU Spy said as he placed his Electro-sapper on Engineer's teleporter.

"SPY SAPPIN' MAH INVENTION!" Engineer yelled.

Spy laughed as he walked off. "dammit dammit dammit dammit!" Engineer yelled trying to get rid of the sapper, but it was to late. "WHY I OUGHTTA CHOKE THAT TWO FACE BASTARD WITH HIS OWN FRILLY TRAINING-" Soldier yelled but RED team was teleported before he could finish.

The next things that happened was a blur to Sniper. What took only minutes seemed like years. "This is just great," he sarcastically said. Sniper looked around at his surroundings. He was inside what looked like a black hole, and he saw Engineers wrench fly he heard a cry of help from The Demoman. Sniper looked to his left where he heard him and saw Demoman about to be sucked into what looked like a portal. Sniper reached his hand out to grab Demoman and pulled him away just in time. "oi, thanks lad" Demoman thankfully said. "No problem mate" Sniper replied, "but we have to find the others."

Scout was floating slowly through what seemed like and endless tunnel.

And it was terrible.

Scout couldn't believe how bored he had gotten already. "If nuttin' don't happen soon, I'm gonna die of boredom instead of this black hole or whatever it is." He then heard a flash and saw a familiar-yet not so welcoming- face. "INCOMING!" Soldier warned the Scout. Scout dodged just in time but was able to grab the soldier. "Thanks shorty," Soldier said. "no problem helmet head," Scout replied.

Eventually they ran (or flew) into Engineer, Heavy, Medic, Pyro, Demoman, Sniper, and Spy. "Well thanks to that no good two faced piker" Sniper started, "no offense mate," he looked over at the Spy who calmly replied "none taken." Sniper continued, "It seems we are stuck in the middle of nowhere with nothing to eat, drink, or wear! What do you suggest we do now?" Sniper asked Engineer. "Well," Engineer started, "It seems we are in a dimensional crossroad, and the vortex is trying to decide where to send us." Out of everyone there, only Sniper and Spy seemed to understand. "so" Spy started, "you are saying that this Black hole," Sniper finished for him "Is choosing somewhere for us to teleport to?" "yep." Engineer said "Ah just don't know where or when it will choose."

As soon as he finished that sentence, RED team went through one of the portals.

"that looks like a town full of… ponies?" Sniper thought before getting knocked out cold form the teleporting's blast.