The short opens with a BLU Pinkie Pyro blowing her Flamethrower while laughing and then Taunting. But she is then blown up by a rocket. A BLU DemoZebra is also seen taunting. Then is blown up by a Rocket. Lastly, a BLU Big Macin-Heavy is doing his taunt attack, but right when he does it, as soon as he says, "POW!", he's blown up by a rocket. Then the Meet the Team image and fanfare comes up with the text "Meet the Derpy Soldier". And some soldier stuff on the image. It then shifts toa scene of the RED Derpy Soldier addressing like a hardened drill sergeant to what appears to be a group of other Derpy Soldiers."If fighting is sure to result in victory, then you must fight!... ." she said to the "other Derpy Soldiers". "Sun Tzu said that! And I'd say he knows a *puts herf hoof on one of the "other Derpy Soldier"'s hat* LITTLE more about fighting then *looms at the one of the "other Derpy Soldier's" face* YOU DO, PAL! because he INVENTED IT!" she said looking at a different one. She then goes back to acting like a drill sergeant. "and then he perfected it, so that no living pony could best him in the ring of honor!"

The scene suddenly shifts to in the middle of a control point battle as the RED Derpy Soldier is seen screaming in a battle cry while holding her shovel and moving like crazy. She then takes off heading for the control point. She then Guns down a BLU DemoZebra with her shotgun. The BLU DemoZebra was trying to shoot her with grenades. Eventually, the grenades explode behind the Derpy Soldier. She switches to her Rocket Launcher. A RED DemoZebra is heard exclaiming "To the left!" a BLU Fluttermedic is seen firing her syringe gun trying to take out the RED Derpy Solider. "MAGGOTS!" the RED Derpy Soldier says while firing a rocket at the BLU Fluttermedic, blowing her up. A RED Twilight Sniper and Big Macin-Heavy are seen heading for the control point with her as the RED Big Macin-Heavy is heard exclaiming, "Go! Go! Go!"

The scene goes back to the "Drill Sergeant RED Derpy Soldier" scene. "Then he used his *pulls two grenades from her bandoleer to illustrate "two"* fight money to buy two of every single animal in Equestria, and then he herded them onto a boat, and then he beat the crap *bashes the grenades together* out of every single one!" The Scene then goes back to the Control Point battle scene as The RED team is trying to get the control point. "Sentry up there!" A Red rainbow scout is heard as the rED Derpy Soldier passes it. She then rocket-jumps to use a shortcut to get to the control point, killing a BLU Apple-Engineer in the process. As she finshes her way from the shortcut, a BLU Big Macin-Heavy and Pinkie Pyro are defending the control point as the RED Derpy Soldier Blows them up before landing. She takes out her shovel as a BLU Rari-Spy is seen becoming visible; about the backstab the RED Derpy Soldier. But the RED Derpy Soldier suddenly whacks her with the shovel. Knocking a tooth out of her.

It then goes back to the "Drill Sergeant Derpy" scene. Derpy chuckles and then finishes by saying, "And from that day forward, any time a bunch of animals are together in one place it's called a ZOO!" It turns out that all the "other Derpy Soldiers" were actually Gibbed BLU Apple-Engineer, Pinkie Pyro, Big Macin-Heavy, Rari-Spy, Fluttermedic, DemoZebra, Twilight Sniper, and Derpy Soldier heads with BLU Soldier hats on them placed on top of a fence. The BLU Fluttermedic Head then falls. Then a picture of the entire crew is seen zooming out from the RED Derpy Soldier's Head with TF2's ending Flourish playing. And then, The Equestria Fortress 2 logo is seen at the farthest zoom out scale. On a brief Aftermath, The RED Derpy Soldier then says, "Unless it's a farm!" while facing the fallen BLU Fluttermedic Head.

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