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Meet the Pony Team

by AwesomeCasey795

Chapter 5: 5. Meet The Apple Engineer

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Sorry for not updating in a while! I was caught up with other things SOO much, I forgot about the story. Now I'm back with Meet The Apple-Engineer! Enjoy.

The scene opens with the Meet The Pony Team image and fanfare with the text saying "Meet The Apple-Engineer". Then it then shifts to a scene of a RED Apple-Engineer playing music with an Acoustic Guitar while sitting on top of a toolbox, next to a counting machine (showing the number of Sentry gun kills she's gotten. She apparently has 209.) she's also in front of a truck (filled with a bunch of BLU intel briefcases) she then faces the reader and starts talking.

"Hey look buddy. I'm an Engineer. That means I solve problems." She said. A Sniper bullet ricochets near her. She still continues. "Not problems like, "What is beauty?," because that would fall within the purview of your conundrums of "philosophy"." She said. Shotgun bullets then ricochet near her. "I solve practical problems." She then said. She stops playing and reaches into the box with the kill counter and pulls out a bottle of "Blustreak Beer" (WTF) and takes a quick drink. While doing so, a level one Sentry Gun she built is heard firing and killing a BLU Big Macin-Heavy as it is heard screaming. The kill counter goes up to 210. She then continues playing and says, "F'r instance…" the view then changes to show that a BLU Twilight Sniper is seen aiming at the RED Apple-Engineer. "how am I gonna stop some big, mean Mother Hubbard from tearing me a structurally superfluous new behind?" she said. The level 1 Sentry Gun that killed a BLU Big Macin-Heavy fires at the BLU Twilight Sniper. She is stuck down, but her screaming sounds like that of a Derpy Solider for some reason. "The answer…" a level 2 Sentry Gun fires. Killing a BLU Rainbow Scout as it is heard screaming. "…use a gun. And if that don't work…" a level 3 sentry gun then fires missles; apparently at an enemy. "…Use more gun..." She then stops playing and listens to see where the missles hit. What sounds like a BLU Rainbow Scout is heard loudly exclaiming "MY FORELEG!". But the severed hoof lands between the Apple-Engineer and the level 1 sentry, but the hoof appears to be that of a BLU Twilight sniper for some reason. The Apple-Engineer continues talking. "…Like this heavy caliber tripod mounted little old number designed by me…" she kicks the hoof away, as the level 1 Sentry Gun fires at it. "…Built by me, and you best hope…" she then takes a deadly serious look and tone. "…Not point it at you…"

She is then heard playing a different tone on her guitar as her Sentry guns are heard firing at and killing enemy classes. Then a picture of the entire crew is seen zooming out from the RED Apple-Engineer with TF2's ending Flourish playing. And then, The Equestria Fortress 2 logo is seen at the farthest zoom out scale.

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