I am super sorry I forgot about this story. But now that Meet the Pyro is out, and I noticed the transcript, get ready for Meet the Pinkie Pyro! Also, I've many changes of plans in most things, so expect some changes in the rest. You'll probably enjoy this better if you have read "Cupcakes" but if you haven't, you probably shouldn't read it right now. I suggest you go watch the original Meet the Pyro if you haven't seen it already.

The Meet the Pinkie Pyro titlecard comes into view, only for it to be seen burning away, revealing a RED Pinkie Pyro walking into a small town of some sort… It then cuts to an office of some sort. Showing a RED Big MacinHeavy Almost in silhouette.

"I ain't scared of any pony. But her…" He said. He then draws closer, with a small look of fear on his face. "She scares me." It then shifts to a view from the Pinkie Pyro's shoulder. BLU pony mercs can be seen running and hiding. A BLU Apple Engie shuts a door before a BLU Rainbow Scout can join her inside as the BLU rainbow Scout violently pulls on the handle. It then cuts back to the room. Only with a RED Rainbow Scout almost in silhouette.

"No… I-I ain't talking about that freak, alright?" The Rainbow Scout said. Worried, she tries to tug off the lavalier microphone from her shirt, Her wings unfold in panic as she sits upright in the chair.

"She's not here, is she?" She tugs even harder and walks towards the camera.

"How do I get this f# %ing thing off!?" She then knocks over the camera.

It then cuts into a scene where she kicks down a door with a BLU Demomare hiding inside. The RED Pinkie Pyro has her flamethrower ready. It then cuts back to the room, but only with a RED Rarispy in the room, and not in silhouette unlike the others.

"One shudders to imagine what beastly thoughts lie behind that mask…" she says with slight signs of fear.

It then cuts to the RED Pinkie Pyro using her flamethrower to engulf a wooden town in flames.

"…what dreams of chronic and sustained cruelty?" The RED Rarispy finishes. It then cuts to inside one of the RED Pinkie Pyro's eyepieces on her mask. It then shows a binocular view, showing a psychedelic dreamscape as Do You Believe in Magic begins playing. Her view shows colorful hills with lollipops and more fantasy like things. She is seen with a Rainblower that is spraying a rainbow mist instead of her flamethrower. She is also heard laughing in the background. Within the dreamscape, all the BLU mercs look like cherubs and sound like babies. A BLU Big Macinheavy appears and bounces on the ground. The Pinkie Pyro grabs a lollipop from the ground, holds it up and cheers. The two seem happy. In the dreamscape she is seen putting the lollipop in the cherub BLU Big MacinHeavy's mouth with style, but in reality, she is seen killing it with an axe. It then cuts back to the dreamscape, Showing a cherub version of a BLU Rainbow Scout. She is seen flying around then resting on the Rainblower. The RED Pinkie Pyro blows bubbles in her face, but in reality, she's seen shooting the Rainbow Scout with a flare gun as the BLU Rainbow Scout is heard screaming. It then goes back to the dreamscape, where a cherub version of a BLU Fluttermedic is seen peeking from a box. It then pops back into the box. The Pinkie Pyro notices this, and closes the box, but in reality, she traps the Fluttermedic in a shed. By barring the door with the axe.

"NO!" The BLU Fluttermedic yelled out, but then the shed and her is engulfed in flames as she is heard screaming. The Pinkie Pyro continues to shoot streams of rainbow mist from the rainblower. As she passes, the Balloonicorn appears as more BLU Cherub pony mercs begin to appear, and the cherub BLU Apple Engineer and RariSpy ride it. The BLU pony cherubs salute and celebrate the Pinkie Pyro as she passes by, but in reality, a massacre is occurring. A BLU Demomare can be heard yelling "I'M BURNING!" as a BLU Derpy soldier is knocked by a destroyed sentry explosion as an Apple Engineer can be seen also getting knocked back. A BLU Rainbow Scout can be seen fleeing. Then, a BLU Twilight Sniper is seen flying out of a two story building, and she crawls to a pony leg and grasps it.

"HELP!" She exclaimed. But the pony she was holding the leg of was the RED Pinkie Pyro, and she is then engulfed in flames as she is heard screaming while flames reflect in the eyes of the RED Pinkie Pyro. It then shows the ending flourish zooming out from the RED Pinkie Pyro, but the RED Apple Engineer has a rather worried look on her face. Showing that she is also afraid of her. After the ending flourish shot, it then shows the dreamscape once more with the RED Pinkie Pyro walking into the sunset, but then it zooms out to show a BLU Derpy Soldier, with a giant gaping hole in her chest. She then clutches it, and drops dead with a stifled groan. BLU Corpses can be seen lying everywhere as the town begins to collapse due to the flames. The RED Pinkie Pyro is heard whistling Do You Believe in Magic. It then fades to black.