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Meet the Pony Team

by AwesomeCasey795

Chapter 4: 4. Meet The Twilight Sniper

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Sorry I haven't updated this in a while! Was too busy caught up with many things. Anway, before I start, I finally figured out why most fans (like me) have Twilight taking the spot as the Sniper. Well the Sniper has Parents, right? Well so does Twilight! And we actually see them in Episode 23, Season 1. but anyway, Let's get on with it, shall we?

The scene starts off with a Camper being driven in a remote outback for some odd reason with two odd signs. One with the TF2 headshot kill icon, and another saying, "F.O.A.D."Then, a view inside it shows a bobblehead of Discord. Then Twilight's Hoof is seen drawing closer to it. She then "Flicks" it. Saying "Boom. Headshot." Then The image saying "Meet The Twilight Sniper" appears as background music starts playing instead of the brief TF2 fanfare. She is then seen driving the camper.

"Being a Sniper is a good job…" she said at the reader. She then continues. "Challenging work, added doors, I guarantee you won't go angry, because at the end of the day, as long as there are two ponies left on the planet, somepony's gonna own somepony dead." As she spoke she is seen finshing facial hygiene as she looks at pictures next to a mirror of classes she has dealt a headshot to they all have an "X" on them. She is mainly looking at a picture of a BLU Big Macin-Heavy. It is then shown her shooting the Big Macin-Heavy in the head with her sniper rifle. As the BLU Big Macin-Heavy fell, a small bit of the bullet hits the glass bottle of a BLU DemoZebra as she was drinking it. Causing it to shatter in her eye. (AN: Yes, I replaced the Achohol bottle with a glass water bottle. So that means Zekora won't get drunk.)

Since it shattered in her "Good eye" she is seen scrambling blind. She hits herself against a wall, and then pulls out her grenade launcher, and fires at random, but she falls and lands on top of wheel barrels, but the Grenades ricocheted into the same spot where she fell. Causing the Wheel Barrels to explode. "Ooh." She said watching the DemoZebra fall. She is then seen using payphone. As she is talking to her parents. "Dad? Dad, I'm…y-…Not a crazed gunpony, Dad, I'm an assassin! Well, the difference being one's a job, and the other's mental sickness!" She then says to the reader, still driving her Camper, "I'll be honest with you. My Parents…Do NOT care for it." She is then seen sniping from a tower, looking through her scope. "I think her ally saw me…" she said. Then, bullets ricochet near her, causing her to duck and withdraw her sniper rifle. "YEAH! Yeah she did!" she said while taking cover.

Then, a fast clip of her is seen sniping. Drinking a decaf in a mug as she waits, as these jars with "Jarate" fill up as time goes by. (AN: Jarate is actually the urine of the sniper, and uses it as a weapon. You know what that means? In this case, Jarate is TWILIGHT'S PISS! O.O seriously, imagining her peeing into a jar would be creepy.) Then a clip of her is seen Impaling a BLU Rari-spy with her Kukri. As she withdraws the Kukri, the BLU Rari-spy drops dead. She then goes back narrating to the reader, "Feelings! Look, you know who has a lot of feelings? Jerks that beat their wifes to death with a golf trophy. Professionals have standards:"she is seen taking one last look at the dead BLU Rari-Spy. "Be polite,"She headshots a BLU Fluttermedic, "Be efficient." Headshots a BLU Derpy Soldier, then a BLU Pinkie Pyro then as she finishes, as she is seen sniping at the screen, "Be on a mission to kill everypony you meet." She then fires the Sniper. Where the screen goes black. Then a picture of the entire crew is seen zooming out from the RED Twilight Sniper with TF2's ending Flourish playing. And then, The Equestria Fortress 2 logo is seen at the farthest zoom out scale. On the after math, she is seen still talking on the payphone. "Dad, dad…put-*sighs* put mom on the phone!"

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