UPDATE 3/5/12 The other day, I saw the episode "Secret of my Excess", and after seeing it, i feel that i should change the end. also some minor errors have been fixed.

Before I start with this one, I have another character announcement.

Spike as The Scout's Mom. Referred to as Spike. (You will see why in this chapter)

The scene starts off with BLU's alarm bell ringing in 2fort. The Administrator (Celestia) then says over the loudspeakers: "INTRUDER ALERT! RED RARI-SPY IN THE BASE!" as she spoke, 3 out of a lot of panels lit up on a wall. It then zooms out to show a BLU Derpy Soldier looking at the wall saying: "A RED Rari-spy is in the base!" She then grabs a shotgun as she rushes for the Inteligence room. Going, "hut hut hut hut hut…" The Administrator then says over the loudspeakers: "Protect the briefcase!" and the Derpy Soldier says "We need to protect the briefcase!" it then turns to a BLU Rainbow Scout trying to open the door that leads to the inteligence room saying to the Derpy Soldier, "Hey, a little help here?" The Derpy Soldier then moves the Rainbow Scout aside saying, "I got that, stand back, Dash." The door opened if a correct PIN was entered. As The Derpy Soldier was trying to input it she said, "One, one, one, uh… one?" "Let's go, let's go!" The Rainbow Scout said. A BLU Big Macin-Heavy is seen coming in from a corner saying "Incoming." The Door is busted down by the Minigun as all 3 scream. "Hey, it's still here!" The Rainbow Scout said as she noticed the briefcase is safe. They all stop screaming.

"Ahem…" A voice said. It turns to reveal A BLU Rari-spy at the entrance holding what appears to be a dead comrade for some reason. "Everypony?" she said

Then the picture saying "Meet the Rari-spy appears" as soon as the brief fanfare stops the scene continues as she walks in to the intel room. "I see the briefcase is safe?" she asked her comrades.

"Safe and sound." The Derpy soldier said. "Yeah it is!" the Rainbow Scout said. "Tell me, did anyone manage to kill a RED Rari-spy on the way here?" She asked. There was no response. "No?" she asked. "Then we still have a problem…" she said as she put the dead body down which appears to be a BLU Twilight Sniper who was Backstabbed. "…And a knife." The Derpy Soldier said. "Ooh-hoo-hoo, big problem!" The Rainbow Scout said taking out the knife and spinning it around. "I've killed plenty of spies. They're dime-a-dozen back-stabbin' scumbags, like you!" The Rainbow Scout Cuts herself with the knife "Ow! No offense." While closing the knife casually with impressive skill, the Rari-spy says, "If you managed to kill them, I assure you they were not like me… and nothing – nothing! – like the Filly loose inside this building!" The Rainbow Scout then said, "What are you, president of her fanclub?" The BLU Derpy Soldier chuckles a bit. The Rari-spy replies saying "No… that would be Spike!" she said while holding a folder. She slams the folder down to reveal incriminating photos of The RED Rari-spy embracing and making love with Spike in a Blue Shirt. The Rainbow Scout for some reason shockingly says "WHAT THE-?" and statters. The BLU Rari-spy then says "Indeed… and now she's here to f*** us! So listen up, Pegasus! Or Pornography starring a Baby Dragon will be the second worst thing that happens to you today…" she said while taking out a cigarette. The BLU Rainbow Scout shakes her clenched hoof at the Rari-spy while gathering all the Pictures for some odd reason. The Big Macin-heavy shows The Derpy Soldiers one of the photos with a smirk. "Oh!" The Derpy Soldier Said leering at the photo. The Rainbow Scout says "GIMME THAT!" While snatching the pictures from them in anger. The BLU rari-spy blows her cigarette.

"This Spy has already breached our defenses…" she said. It is then seen the RED Rari-spy running through the BLU Base Approaching a BLU Apple Engineer and her sentry. She slides an ElectroSapper while approaching them. With a revolver. The Sentry is Sabotaged and explodes. "Ack! SENTRY DOWN!" The BLU Apple Engineer exclaimed as she drops her wrench and tries to draw her pistol and shoot the Rari-Spy, but she is Too late as she is shot in the head. It then goes back to the BLU Rari-spy explaining the Dangers of an enemy Rari-spy. "You see what she's done to our colleagues!" She said gesturing at the Body of the dead BLU Twilight Sniper. It then shows the RED Rari-spy sneaking up on the BLU Twilight Sniper. A board creeks causing the BLU Twilight Sniper to turn and notice her. She tries to punch her, but she is thrown against a wall, dropping her Sniper Rifle in the process She then Grabs for her Kukri and swings it at her. But they miss. The RED Rari-spy hits her with her knife, leaving a gash on her face. She tries swinging the Kukri once more, but she is slashed in the chest upwards, then backwards, and then finishing her off with a backstab. She falls down screaming. Explaining the dead BLU Twilight Sniper at the beginning. "And worst of all… it COULD be ANY one of us!" A fight between the RED Rari-spy and a BLU Flutter-medic is seen as the Flutter-medic tries swinging a bonesaw at the RED Rari-spy, exclaiming, "Out, out!" (AN: IDK why Valve made hi say a "Go! Go! Go!" line. so i changed it a little.) The Rari-spy effortlessly blocks the attack, and then breaks the Flutter-medic's arm with the bonesaw. Causing her to drop the bonesaw. The Rari-spy's Body shimmers as she takes on the appearance of a BLU Flutter-medic. For some reason with the flutterage face. "No…" The Real BLU Flutter-medic Said. She is then strook in the neck by the disguised Rari-spy. Killing her. As her glasses fly off her face. The Rari-spy grabs the glasses and puts them on. Completing the disguise.

"It could be in this very room! It could be you, it could be me! It could even be-" The Rari-spy is cut off by The Derpy Solider Shooting her in the head with her shotgun. Causing her head to explode. "WHOA WHOA WHOA!" The Rainbow Scout said Surprised, dropping all the photos. "Augh…" The Big-Macin Heavy said. "What? It was obvious!"she pumps her shotgun, ejecting the spent shell "She's the RED Rari-spy! Watch, She'll turn red ANNY second now!" She said while poking part of her body with the barrel of her shotgun. "Annny second now… SEE? RED! No wait, that's blood." "So, we still got a problem" The Rainbow Scout opened the knife suspiciously while approaching the two BLU team members. "Big Problem… Alright, who's ready to go find the Spy?" It is then revealed the BLU Rainbow Scout was actually the RED Rari-spy. She is about to backstab them. "Right Behind you." The RED Rari-spy said. The BLU teammates turned around

Then a picture of the entire crew is seen zooming out from the RED Rari-Spy with TF2's ending Flourish playing. And then, The Equestria Fortress 2 logo is seen at the farthest zoom out scale, however, the BLU Derpy Soldier and Big-Macin-heavy are heard being stabbed to the ending flourish. On an aftermath, with the BLU briefcase in tow, she then picks up one of the Pictures, where Her and Spike are seen "Holding hands" she then says, "Ah, my little Spikey-Wikey…" She then walks away.

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For those familiar with TF2, If you have any questions why I chose spike as the scout's mom, PM me.