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My friends suck. They force-fed me my little sisters stuffed animals butt hair. Sucks right? But no that's where it just begins, because now my freakin butt is growing hair and I'm having strange dreams of a place with a cheesy name. Did they drug me

A young boy by the name of Michael is sent to the world of MLP where he meets up with the mane 6 and is given the powers of an Alicorn. But with trial, error, and all around chaos will he be able to learn to protect all of Equestria with some help fr