"Hello everypony! And welcome to my first fan-fic! So to start this off let's talk a bit to get to know each other, My name is Bob, what's your?" *Bob politely waits for answer* "Oh wait! I forgot I'm not stupid! Well seriously let's talk a bit, to the ponies"

"So my Friends meet Derpy my co-host!" "Hi" said derpy.

"To be more exact her name is derpy Hooves!" "I think thats my name! So don't wear it out! Hey, how do you wear a name?"

"Don't question my co-host! and let's get on with the fan-fic!" "Can I have a muffin first?" Said derpy

"Fine!" *Muffin magically appears! Magically!*

*Disclaimer: I do not own any of this accept the idea and my OC's!

Michael/Sword Deflect's POV

UGH! Another day wasted. Another useless day spent in school. And another day where I had to watch teachers that looked half-brain dead.

Dear Celestia I hated life! Okay, it wasn't to bad. At least at night I was free to do what I wanted.

Oh and yes I did say dear Celestia! And yes it is from My Little Pony but hey Haters gonna hate!

I guess nows also a good time to say where the heck I'm at, well to answer that question you first need to know who I am. My name is Michael, I'm 16 years old, I go to some crappy high school in Oregon, and I'm what they call a social outcast or dead meat or my favorite term! The Retarded slacking idiot with no life! Oh and no I have no mental illness!

Anyway I live in North America and my last name is Smith. I'm A bit on the weak side but I have muscle and am a black belt in Karate. I have dirty blonde hair with minor freckles on my nose, and just for the fun of it I wear a pair of black shade lined glasses

Thats Probably why I'm a social outcast, or at least part of it. I live on North Whal Fountain Boulevard. I like to call it Never Whale Spout-ins. It was a terrible name but I'm an extremely nerdy guy so what can I say?

As I rounded the corner to my street I noticed the street bullies god I hated them so I ran to get into the house. I could probably beat them up but in the way I'd do it would be karate, and trying to kick someone while jumping around looks really stupid. So I try to avoid doing it.

Yes! Im almost there but I hear him call me "Hey dead meat! Get over here so I can ventilate my frustration!" I'm surprised he can use such big words

"No thanks!" I call back "Go get him!" I hear Robert yell out.

Well I guess I should explain them all now. Robert was a tall lean guy with a record of damaging peoples property. He had red spiky hair and was always wearing orange. He had freckles along his whole face and a small scar on his cheek from falling down on a skateboard and blaming it on me. His eyes were a dark brown.

But there were two people I didn't notice with him, his henchmen. Jefferson and as I like to call him, Tanked. Jefferson was a real short and pudgy guy with opposite build of Robert but the same hair and eyes. But his skin was extremely pale, which was once again contradictory to Robert. Tanked was a big, big guy with slick black hair and sickly green eyes. He had a lot off muscle, hence the name Tanked.

As I was getting charged by the two I knew my garage wouldn't open in time so instead I tripped one of them and ran the way they came. It almost worked but Robert caught me off guard and stopped me. I wasn't able to juke fast enough so I rammed him only to get a punch to the face straight on the nose. I felt my nose and I could tell it was bleeding. That meant karate was my only choice. I kicked Robert in the gut and he grabbed his stomach, it was enough for me to get around but Tanked was ready.

I prepared myself for what was coming only to find... Nothing. I looked around to see I was in a completely white room. I saw a door and walked to it only to see that is was locked. I tried to call for help but no one came so I just sat there. Waiting for something. But them I noticed something strange. A bunch of chairs pulled up and it looked a lot like a waiting room. Then I thought of something

I started thinking of a way out an. Opened my eyes to see another door appear! So that means I'm dreaming right? So did they knock me out cold or what happened?

As I was thinking this a screen appeared out of nowhere and showed me what happened, I saw my self on the ground, and then they all ran away. But nothing happened after that. Does that mean I'm still asleep in my yard?

This time I thought up a way to wake up... And nothing happened. So I decided to explore, I went through the door and you know what I saw? Another room. I kept on thinking a way to get out of here but after another 5 mins I stopped. We'll might as well enjoy my time here, so what to think up? Oh I know! How about My little Pony characters! I though up the Mane 6 but only princess Luna appeared. Weird. I tried to un-think her (however you do that?) but instead she talked "welcome to the dream plain"

Wait, was my mind working on its own? "Um... Okay" I responded "I hope that you will forgive my sudden intrusion but you see I come with matter of up-most importance" She said "Like what?" I asked intrigued by what my mind was bringing up "All I can tell you is do not falter from what you believe in" She said.

Then all of a sudden she was gone and I was simply laying there in dreamless sleep

I woke up in the middle of the night in my bed. Good, that means they didn't send me to the hospital.

You know sometimes I just wish that I could go someplace else where I could actually take some initiative in my life!

Oh well, as if that's ever going to happen.

Thus I decided to go to sleep again. Only to wake up in another dimension.

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"so how was it? Oh and the dimension he wakes up in isn't Equestria just yet! But do not fear! We will get there!" Said the handsome author

"Also if you want to see me and the author do stupid stuff with other ponies in the beginning messages and after messages just comment that you do!" Said Derpy

"I told you all Derpy could help!"

*Twilight sparkle jumps up in audience and yells* "I'M SORRY OKAY!"

"Good enough, okay every pony bye and see you next time!"