We were all laughing as Rarity shot up with a startled look on her face. “What in the heavens was that!?” I by this time had fallen back in my chair giggling out of control. “Rarity calm down its ok.” Twi sighed still laughing a bit. “Our new friend was just showing us how good he was with music.” Rarity looked over to the turn-tables where I was trying to get up and failed and fell back to the ground. “Yes it was OH so funny.” She grumbled jumping off the couch. “Now where are we?” Twi started explaining while I failed to get up again. “So our new friend that so rudely woke me up is over there and cant get up?” She face hoofed. “S-sorry about that!” I put the chair back up and sat down. “So I think I could help y’all with the getting back home.” I looked around the pony’s as they all got interested looks on there faces. “Was about 7 to 8 years ago that some dude by the name of Dave somehow” I was cut of by Dash. “Wait Dave? He came from here?” I nodded. “So he did make it to your world... Sweet.” I clapped once then remembered something. “By the way my name is Damian Trots. Nice to me you all at last.” Twi gave me a confused look. “What do you mean ‘at last’?” I looked at all of then then got up. “Here let me show you.”

I walked over to my computer and turned it on. The girls followed after me and when they got there I already had the browser up. “In this world there is a show us humans watch called ‘My Little Pony: Friendship Is Magic’. It’s actually about you guys going on wacky adventures and all that noise.” I turned to them to see shocked expression. “Im something known as a brony. A male fan of the show. You could imagen my excitement when i found you all passed out by my computer.” I laughed a bit then looked worried. “But i know you don’t want to stay here so i’ll do everything in my power to get you home.” They seemed to lighten up a bit. “So where is this portal Dave was testing?” That one caught me off guard. “W-well i think he worked at Area 51. I heard before he went missing they stopped all the alien experiments and jazz relating with that and started doing normal science stuff.” Applejack walked up to him. “So your saying we hav’ta go to this place ‘Area 51‘ and find the portal Dave was testing?” I nodded. “Sounds easy enough.” She turned and started walking towards the door when I flew over her and almost threw the door.

“No! You cant go out looking like yourselves! We would ether get swarmed by every brony within a hundred miles or taken by the man and tested on in a lab somewhere other then where we a going!” My sudden panic scared all of them. “So what do you suppose we do?” Fluttershy squeaked hiding behind Twi. I had to resist the urge to D’AAAAA. “Twi can you make everyone look like a human?” She nodded. “I’ll try.” And with that her horn glowed purple and a puff of smoke covered them all. “Well? did it work?” I looked at the smoke to see the outline of six human females. “Um quick do you girls have cloths on?” They looked around before saying. “No. Why?” I shot my hand up and over my eyes. “In the human world being naked is not ok unless you in your house and the windows are closed.” I turned to the door. “I dont have any cloths for girls here right now so i’ll go buy some real fast. Feel free to change back if you want.” I rushed out the door. “Oh man that was close.” I mumbled and pulled out my car keys.

I pressed a button and the garage door opened to reveal a silver Audi R8 decked out with nitro that could make the car lift off the road a few feet. I smiled with pried at the amazing car i owned. “Sweet magical notes.” I laughed as i opened the door and got in. The inside looked like a space ship with a hole bunch of knobs and flashing buttons that all had something to do with the radio. I put the keys in and turned it on the car made no noise but it vibrated a bit so I knew it was on. It dident take long for me to zoom down to the mall and find a parking spot.  I pulled some sunglasses from his wallet and put them on. “Just in case.” I laughed and got out. It wasint crowded at all on my way threw to the JC penny. When i got there absolutely no one was there except employees. It was starting to get spooky so i rushed around the store and found cloths that would fit the personality’s of the girls. When I got to the check out the lady behind the counter raised a eyebrow at me. “Um for someone else?” I nodded and sighed. “Please hurry up baby I need to jet.” As soon as i spoke she looked surprised.

“Your that DJ SomEMaN guy! Im a huge fan!” I smiled. I loved meeting fans, they were all so random and people you would never expect. “Ya that would be me. But im in a rush right now babe so if you don’t mind could you ring this up?” She seemed to blush a bit as she sorted all the cloths without asking why. “Right that will be $69.95.” I did the math and that was suppose to be around $80. “Well im sure i owe you more then” She covered my mouth with a ‘shh’ and winked at me. I could have paid what I owed but I was in a rush. “.....Ok fine.” I handed her the money and she put the cloths in bags. I almost started running thinking about a story I read this one time by a guy named Dark-Castle* where Pinky got arrested for being naked in public and calling the cops for some sorta prank.

“One of the best story’s ever I must say.” I laughed as I threw the bag in the back and got in. “Right then...” I toke off the sunglasses and pulled out of the parking lot and sped down the street. “Good thing i don’t live to far away from this place.” I laughed pulling into the driveway. I got out and grabbed the bag. I turned and locked the door and saw that the house wasint on fire. “Wonderful thats one burden off my mind.” I sighed and walked up to the door. I had overwhelming sense of Pinkie tackle as I reached for the door handle. “Hey girls im home” Before I could finish I got tackled by Pinkie (I KNEW IT!) and she looked down at him. “Hi! Welcome back!” And of course she was naked witch was very good but very bad at the same time. “Um Pinkie can you get off me?” My face had turned red to the point of looking like a bad sunburn. She got up and I shut the door before anyone could look inside to see the naked pinkie. “Right then pick out the cloths the a party worthy of you and i’ll be upstairs.” He rushed up the stairs and into my room. I closed and locked my door then sighed. “Need to calm down...” I turned around and a basketball hit me in the stomach. “Hey! throw it back!” I looked up to see Rainbow Dash and Applejack on the small basketball court i had set up in my room. “....Excuse me one moment.” I fell over into unconsciousness.

* Dark-Castle is one of the best writers on here. go check out his work here Next Chapter: Bruce is not a real shark also Vinyl Estimated time remaining: 58 Minutes