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DJ SomEMaN in finding the portal.

by EverlastingKnightmare

Chapter 1: Oh man/pony

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Oh man/pony

The life of a DJ is hard if you think about it. Sure you get to go to sweet party’s and see people jam to your tunes but there are other DJ’s out there that could get jealous of your epic tunes. I dident know i was in for such a huge thing when i started, but thats not important right now. This story tells about how I and the main 6 from my little pony try and get them back. Sound simple right? Nope! Other then doing DJ stuff I wrote fanfic’s about the show being a brony and all.


So lets start from where I met them. I was sitting at my desk after doing a job with writers block. The music blasting in my ears threw my head phones as i thought. “Um........How about a portal opens and.......No that sucks bad notes.” I face palmed. I sat up and looked at my computer screen and started typing. “Ya dog we have a forth wall break!” I laughed typing the story faster then I could spin a record. “Let’s see....” I hit the enter button and a bright light shot out of the screen. “Not cool!” I fell back in the chair. “Wait.......I know where this is going!” I shot up and looked around to see six sleeping ponys laying around my computer. “Sweet magical music!” I cheered and got up. “Right now what do I do? I think waiting for them to get up would be smart.”


I moved them all onto my huge couch in the living room and went back to my computer. “Right then I need to find Lauren Faust and tell her whats going down.” Thinking that would work I started scanning the Internet for leads but sadly I found nothing. “Dang it!” I slammed my table and heard something jump in my living room. “Sweet they must be up!” I got up and shut down my computer before going into the living room. Twilight was looking around confused when I entered. When she saw me she jumped back and i put my hands up. “Easy baby-girl! Don’t zap me!” She looked confused but thankfully decided not shoot me. “W-who are you? What are you doing here?” I couldent help but giggle. “I could ask you the same thing but im not gunna. Found you past out with your friends out there.” I pointed behind me into the other room.


She seemed to calm down. “So we were passed out when you found us?” I nodded. “More like you found me, I was just sitting there writing a book when you six decided to jump threw my screen, gave me a scare too.” She smiled a small bit. “Anyway what about the others?” I shrugged. “Not sure when they gunna be waking up but if ya dont mind me askin what were you doin before you got here?” I took a seat next to a sleeping Pinky Pie when Twilight started. “Well i was testing out this new spell, something went wrong and it spread all over ponyville.” I tensed, being a brony and all i wouldent want that for the ponys. “And thats when ya all ended up here?” She nodded. “Now can you tell me what you are?” How I knew that was coming dident surprise me. “Well last I checked I was a human, my kind sorta dominates the world right now.” Twilight nodded looking like she was thinking about something. “Well how’s about I get you a drink? What’s your poison?” She shook her head. “Sorry i dont drink anymore, could you just get me some water?” I nodded and got up. I was around the corner to the kitchen when i heard another pony get up. “Argh my head....Where am I?” i kept going not wanting to spook her until Twilight explained everything. I cam back with two mugs of water and saw that Rainbow Dash. “So thats what you were talking about...” She flew over to me and hovered around. “Right then little miss i got ya both a drink.” i held out one mug and Dash got it on her way past and the other mug was levitated out of my hand and over to Twi. “You were right he is weird looking.” Dash looked over at Twi who had blushed. “I-I dident...” I laughed finding this funny. “Ya got me there.”


Dash laughed to and soon Twi started laughing. I heard another laugh and guessed only the inevitable had happened and Pinky woke up. “What are we laughing at?” She asked still giggling. “I suppose im the one being laughed at.” I turned to the hyper pink pony. “Oh hello! I havent seem you before!” I nodded and sat down in a chair. “Now who’s still asleep?” I looked at the couch and counted Fluttershy, Rarity, and Applejack. “Rocken.” I smiled and looked back up to see Pinky exploring my house. “Oh whats this?” She had found my turn-tables. “I use thous to make kicking music.” I got up and walked over to her. “I think you heard this music before.” The three of them nodded. “I think a pony by the name of DJ PON-3 used these. Are you a DJ?” She looked up at me with a exited smile. “yes i am.” Pinky bounced up and down. “Oh play something play something!” I laughed. “Maby when your friends wake up.” I looked over at the couch with a grin. “I know you awake.” silence for a few moments then a yawn. “No ya dont.” The voice of Applejack giggled. “I heard everythin.” I nodded. “What about the other two?” Fluttershy yawed. “Im up.” She muttered and I grinned. “Ok then i’ll play something then.” I took a seat at the other end of the turn-tables and reached for a record. “Hmm.” I slipped one out of its cover and placed it on the table. “Right, here we go.” I turned some nobs and flipped some switches.


When the music started it started slow then i sped things up and blared the sound as loud as it could go. I stopped everything when i heard a ‘EEEP!’. Well Rarity’s up. Next Chapter: I panic to much Estimated time remaining: 1 Hour, 4 Minutes

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