Dear Diary,

I think I'm in love...

I woke up on my back, still in Twilight’s bed, and I could feel that she rested her head on my chest. Pretty much the position I had expected to share with Pinkie after that episode.

When I looked down, I saw that I had gotten a small series of cuts in my skin and a tiny bit of blood on the tip of her horn. Heh, all things considered I didn’t think this was a bad price to pay at all. As long as it didn’t get worse since that thing looked pointy. If this was to be a regular thing, I should maybe look into the options for covering the horn with something. ‘Man accidently stabbed by bedmate while he slept. She now face charges of involuntary manslaughter’ was not a heading I wanted to see in the newspaper.

Right now her horn pointed to my right. I couldn’t help but to reach up and run my fingers along it, as I had never seen anything like it before. It was the exact same color as her skin, but it was murder harder to the touch. It felt a bit uneven, until I made the connection to the spiral that horn was formed in. Surprising, since I couldn’t see it.

When my fingers reached the tip of the horn I retracted them and licked my thumb and index finger. One might as well take the time to get rid of the blood, now that I am awake anyway. I was not prepared for the taste the horn had left a trace of on my fingers though. It was… I had no idea. It seemed to be sweet and bitter at the same time, and it reminded me of something I couldn’t for the life of me place my finger on.

While I tried to figure out what the taste was, my fingers had found the tip of her horn and gently rubbed at the small blood stains. As soon as my mind decided it was unable to work out the taste, it returned its attention to Twilight. And I subsequently stopped what I did for a moment.

At the tip a small magical light had lit up and tiny, tiny sparkles shot out. As quickly as I had stopped, so did it. Should I continue? What would happen if I did?

Against my better judgment, which had been the rule rather than the exception the whole day before, I decided to continue.

As soon as I touched it, the light came back. I ran my fingers around the tip, up and down and back to the tip. Always the light and sparkles followed and slowly became more intense. And a thought about this probably being something sexual went through the back of my head.

I thought I heard Twilight breathe heavier than before, but her face was turned away from me so I couldn’t be sure. And the horn made sounds whenever it let some of the sparkles out. How was she still asleep?

I felt small shivers run across her body, but she lay unusually still other than that. All of the things I seemed to think unusual were not something I was consciously aware of: I was too distracted by the horn and the effect it made. The light at its tip seemed to grow in intensity.

“Ah!” a whimper escaped Twilight and it looked like the horn exploded in fireworks.

What was left after the light disappeared was a girl with a horn and wings panting and looking up at me from my chest. She had a deep blush.

“That was… How did you know to do that?”

“I-I didn’t,” I stammered a little, genuinely surprised at her reaction. “It just started to light up when I tried to clean it, and I guess my curiosity got the better off me…”

My voice just faded away when Twilight laid her head down on my chest again. “Well, then I hope your curiosity gets the better of you in the future,” she mumbled, mostly to herself and fell asleep again. I didn’t blame her; she had been up the last 50-something hours before we went to bed this time.

**

“Is there anything I can help you with?” I asked as the two of us ate breakfast. It was a salad, which I normally didn’t care for except when it included chicken, but it was a good way to start the day.

“No, I should be fine. Spike should be back in an hour or two, from Canterlot.”

“Spike?”

She raised an eyebrow, before she got an expression that said she remembered something. “Oh, right. He went to Canterlot before you popped into my house. Spike is my dragonling assistant. I’m sure you’d get by nicely, he is like a little brother to me. Besides, you are borrowing his clothes.”

Dragonling assistant? That sounded more than a little weird. Usually dragons were associated with death and greed and burning agony in my world. To meet a real one? Oh boy.

“Are you sure you don’t want my help until he arrives?”

“Nah, I’m good. I have Owl-of-Wishes to help me with what little I need until Spike arrives,” as soon as she said that I felt something land on my shoulder with a loud ‘Who!’. It was a small owl coated in dark and light brown.

“Oh, I see. Well, that is fine too,” I couldn’t avoid feeling a little rejected, even though I probably had no cause for that. “You don’t mind that I take a walk around town then?”

“Of course not.”

“Great,” I said with as much enthusiasm I could get myself to show. To be honest I didn’t mind, but I was not huge on getting to know the people here. And since I apparently wouldn’t be of much use here, I might as well give it a shot.

“Where do I put this?” with a gesture to the half-finished salad in front of me I got to my feet.

“I can take that no problem,” Twilight’s horn started to glow along with the plate. “You just run along now.”

I thanked her and headed for the entrance. Where should I go? I had no idea, I didn’t know where anything was.

**

An hour or so had passed and the only place I had been able to find was Sugercube Corner, which I made a conscious decision to not enter alone in the near future, and what I thought to be the town hall. There were buildings all around me, but which ones to visit?

“Hey! Watch out! Omph!”

I had no idea what just happened. Or rather, I would have guessed Pinkie Pie happened, if it wasn’t for the voice being all wrong. When I opened my eyes I saw that a girl with light blue skin and multicolored hair sat on top of my stomach, with a grin of barely contained laughter.

“I’m sorry,” she said and almost fell of me laughing, before she spread her wings and took off. After a couple of loops in the air, she came back down and landed before me. A light blue hand was reached out.

“No problem, I am getting used to ending up on the ground with people I don’t know on top of me for no apparent reason,” I took her hand and let her help me up.

“Sounds like there is a story behind that,” she spread her wings again and used them to float in the air just over me. I noted that she wore knee-long black tights and dark blue sports tank top. And I noted that she didn’t have much in the area of breasts. Not flat, but certainly not any larger than Sweetie Belle or the other girls. She reached out her hand again. “Hi, I’m Rainbow Dash.”

“So, you are Rainbow Dash,” after I gave her my name I thought back on what Pinkie had said about her. “Pleasure to meet you then.”

“What, you have heard of me!?” she almost smashed her face into mine when as I spoke. She seemed more than a little excited about it too.

“Of course, who haven’t heard of the best flyer in Equestria?”

“This is so awesome! How did you hear about me? Am I famous where you are from!?”

“Well, not really,” I couldn’t hold back a laugh anymore. “In fact, we don’t even know you exist. I heard about you from Pinkie Pie.”

She seemed shocked for a moment, before she too started to laugh. “Ah, you had me going there. Where are you from? You look a bit out of place here, kinda like Zecora.”

Hmm, another one mentions this Zecora. I wondered who that was. “Very long, complicates and boring story.”

“Oh, never mind then,” Rainbow replied as the laughter dissipated. “Hey, you know Pinkie Pie? Why haven’t she mentioned you before?”

“I met her yesterday,” and more than a few complications arose from that. “I’ve been living with Twilight Sparkle for the last couple of days, ever since I arrived.”

“So what do you think of them?”

“Twilight and Pinkie?” she nodded. “Well, Pinkie is kinda crazy. Very friendly, but crazy. Twilight is also really friendly, and really intelligent.”

“And?” Rainbow said with a hungry smile.

“And what?” I wasn’t really sure what she wanted to know. Elaborate on them? I didn’t think I should have to do that, since they were her friends.

“You know…” When I showed no signs of getting what she meant, since the adventures I had had with them weren’t on my mind right now, she continued. “Come on, you’re a guy. Do you find them attractive? I’m sure Pinkie’s chest would have drawn some attention at least. Wait, maybe you’re gay. If so, I know a guy who’d think you would be a great adventure.”

“What!? No!” I felt my face turn red. “No, I’m not gay, I just didn’t get what you meant right away. But, since you ask so nicely,” the sarcasm on the last word would make even the most inept moron get it. “Yes, Twilight and Pinkie look good.”

“Hey, don’t take it so seriously, I was just teasing,” Rainbow laughed at me.

“It’s fine.”

“Hey, you wanna go to Sugarcube Corner? I heard Pinkie is making a special kind of cupcake today!”

With nothing better to do, I decided that I might as well. And hopefully the little scene from before wouldn’t repeat itself.

**

“Dash!” When we opened the door to the Corner, a familiar voice yelled. Pinkie Pie effortlessly jumped over the counter, which was stacked to the edge with rainbow colored cupcakes, and forced my winged companion into a crushing hug on the ground.

“Get… off me, Pinkie!” With some effort Rainbow managed to get free. As soon as she did, I was next on the hug list. Luckily though, I was not in the air, so I managed to stay on my feet. Barely.

“Yay, my friends came to visit me while I worked!” Pinkie beamed and let me go. I had clearly gotten out of the hug in better shape than Rainbow. She jumped back to where she was when we came in. “Oh, and I have something for you!”

“Ohh, what is it?” the winged one seemed excited. Me, I felt slightly worried as Pinkie took two cupcakes from under the counter that looked just like the ones on top of it. Rainbow didn’t seem to notice that though. “You’re the best Pinkie.”

“Ehm, Pinkie?” I felt like a jerk. It was probably just be overreacting, since what suspicious thing had she actually done? Taken a couple of cupcakes from under the counter instead of a couple on the overfilled counter itself? “Why did you take them from under the counter? Wouldn’t it be easier to take two from these?” I gestured to all the rainbow colored ones in front of her.

“Yeah, you have a point…” Rainbow had been about to take a bite, but now she looked at Pinkie with a raised eyebrow.

“Silly, I put them aside so I wouldn’t sell them, duh!” Despite what I said, Pinkie seemed happy as can be and beamed in our direction once again, and she took out a plate with 4 other cupcakes on it. “I have some for all my friends back here.”

With a glance at Rainbow I shrugged my shoulders and took a bite. I could taste strawberries, raspberries, carrots and for some reason grapes. It was good, very good even.

“Thanks Pinkie,” I said when I swallowed the first bite and gave her a big smile. “This is really nice of you.”

“Yeah, you’re the best!”

The pink girl just giggled to our compliments. “Run along now, I can’t use all the customer time on you two. I am a responsible worker after all!”

**

“So, where do you want to go next?” Rainbow floated in the air with her hips at the height of my face, circling me.

“I have no idea. New guy, remember?” As I replied, I took another bite out of the cupcake. It was really good. Had to be some sort of addictive stuff in it. Rainbow had already finished hers.

“Oh, right,” she said. “Hey, would you mind to take a look at this new trick I have developed? It is really cool. We’ll need to get out of town though… to make sure it doesn’t go like last time.”

The last part of what she said was in a low mumble accompanied by a nervous laughter.

“What happened?”

“Well, I… kinda broke a wall in Sugarcube Corner… and Carousel Boutique…”

That… seemed like a good a reason as any to stay away from the town, I had to admit. It also made me a lot more uncertain of the outcome of this trick for my own part. If it was strong enough to break a wall, breaking me or anyone else should be fairly easy.

“Sure,” I shrugged my shoulders. “I have nothing better to do.”

**

Rainbow and I had been on this road for about half an hour. Or more accurately, I had been on the road and she had been over it for the last half hour, and I recognized this as the road to the lake. The images of what had happened the day before flashed before my eyes and sent the blood flowing to my manhood.

“What do you do here in town, as in job?” I asked. With the differences between people, some having a magical horn or wings or neither, there had to be some difference in who did what.

“Me?” Rainbow seemed to have been in her thoughts when I asked. “My job? I’m the weather manager of Ponyville: I make sure we get the weather scheduled by the people in Cloudsdale on time.”

“Weather manager?” What? That made no sense. The weather was a… Wait, never mind. I was not in a place where the world functioned as I knew it. “How does that work?”

“You don’t know?” She seemed honestly surprised at this. “Pegasi can control the weather.”

Pega- Pegasi? Waitwaitwait, what!? Winged people in this universe shared the name of the winged horse from our mythology? What was next, the horned ones being called unicor… Actually, that would make sense if those with wings and horn were called Alicorns.

“Wait, how can you be a Pegasus? They are supposed to be a horse with wings, not a girl with wings.”

“Uhm, no?” with a raised eyebrow she stopped. “I don’t know where you heard that, but I am a Pegasus.”

“Never mind,” I brushed it off. Might as well just get used to the meaning of words not being exactly the same here as back home. “How do you control the weather?”

“Hang on,” Rainbow said and flew higher, apparently in search for something, before she disappeared in a flash. She was damned fast, that was cert-

“Ah!” I screamed when something suddenly engulfed me. Was it… a cloud?

“See?” Dash’s voice came from outside whatever it was she had put on me. “I am control clouds and- ops!”

Suddenly it started to rain heavily around me. “I’m sorry! Let me…”

The sound of thunder drummed around me. Once it did, I stopped hearing anything other than a single tone that got lighter and lighter and louder and louder. The cloud disappeared and a very concerned Rainbow Dash took a hold of my shoulders. She moved her mouth, but I couldn’t hear a thing over the ringing in my ears.

“I can’t hear you,” I hoped I didn’t yell too loudly. The ringing had gotten a bit more bearable. I didn’t think I had gone deaf. Since she continued talking, I tried to read her lips.

“Don’t worry I can fix this with a Rainblow Dry.”

That made no sense what so ever. I must have misread that. Or so I thought until a certain rainbow haired girl flew up in to the sky, turned around and shot right for me. What now? My heart started to race and I closed my eyes as impact approached.

A strong wind, so intense that I was unable to keep my balance, came around me. My eyes flew open and saw nothing but a light blue blur in all the directions my unstable body forced my gaze. Did I hear her flap her wings? I hoped so.

“There, all better,” she proudly proclaimed after a few more moments. When I started to regain my balance, I saw her hovering in the air right above me. At least my hearing hadn’t been gone for long. And my clothes were dry. But the world was a bit out of balance according to my eyes.

“Yeah, all better…” I repeated in a sarcastic tone. I followed it up with a comment to myself I hoped she didn’t hear. “I don’t think I need to ask for any elaborations for why she doesn’t practice in the town. Or need to have any doubt that she had actually broke walls in Ponyville.”

“Heh, yeah, I probably shouldn’t have put the cloud around you. Or kicked it. Are you okay?”

“I’m great. Just great,” the annoyance that had been built by Pinkie yesterday had flared up again and been added to what I felt now. Any other random or weird action in the near future would push me dangerously close to the edge. Or it would have, until I let that thought pass through my mind. Now that I had, I would just leave instead of losing my shit. Rainbow let out a nervous laughter again.

“Hey, if you don’t want to see my trick anymore, that’s cool with me. I did mess up pretty badly…”

“I just need a minute to calm down so I can forget this happened and try to enjoy the rest of the day.”

“Oh, so you’re not mad?”

“I am, but I am trying to let that go. And you are not helping by asking inane questions.”

“Oh,” Rainbow landed beside me and looked down at the ground. “Sorry”

I felt a lot of the anger fade away. She seemed genuinely sorry, so I couldn’t really hold it against her. And I got this strange feeling with each breath I took in. It filled me with desire. For Rainbow Dash. Some other weird thing that had to do with this place and its people, I was sure of it. Even my perverted brain would have chosen another time to decide to make this obvious to me. Or maybe I just looked for a scapegoat for the fact that I found Rainbow Dash really sexy, since she had acted so stupidly just a moment ago.

“No problem, I’m sure you didn’t mean it,” I tried my best to hold my voice friendly and found that it would have been harder to keep it annoyed, like it was just before. “I just need a little time to get it under control.” And to see if I can get my mind off you, which would be helpful right now.

“Enough of this!” Rainbow exclaimed much to my surprise and took off. What just happened? I didn’t really have time to ponder this before someone took a hold of me, under my arms, from behind. Moments later my pupils went wide as the distance between the ground and I went straight out of my comfort zone. Quickly after that became a lesser worry, since I could only see the ground as a blur. What the hell was she up to now?

Splash! I landed in a large body of water, probably the lake where Pinkie and I had our picnic, when she let go of me.

“Rainbow Dash, when I get up I am going to…” I never got to finish the thought before she reached into the water and pulled me up and threw me so I landed at the ground a few meters from the lake. I ended up on my back and tried to sit up, only to be pushed back down again.

“Stay down,” Rainbow had a wild expression in her eyes, as if it wasn’t even her anymore. She sat down on my thighs and started to unbutton my pants. What the hell had gotten into her? And why the hell was I so excited about it? Wait, no, that last question answered itself.

The blood had started to pump to my member and when Rainbow had gotten it out of its nest it was ready for service. A grin spread across her face. Her tank top and bra disappeared in a hurry, before she reluctantly stood up to take of the rest of her clothes.

“I said stay down,” I had tried to lift my upper body up a bit, but was met with a foot planted on my chest. She hadn’t kicked me, but she pressed me back down all the same. “Good boy.”

When I became clear I wouldn’t make a move in the immediate future, she used the opportunity to get back on top of me. This time she sat with one hand on my chest for balance and the other on the joystick between my legs, aiming it at her entrance.

Without hesitation she plunged herself down the entire length and let out a pleased gasp. And then she pulled herself off, before she came down once more. For a few seconds she repeated this process as fast as she could, before she let out a scream and collapsed on my chest.

Wow, really? Even as confused as I was right now, I couldn’t help but to notice how quick she had been.

“Ten… seconds… flat…” her mumble caught be off-guard. Damn, she even took the time of her own orgasm?

While Rainbow seemed to be happy with the outcome, I still had a raging berserker who had been loosed on this girl. With a quick motion, I pulled out and rolled to the side so she fell of me and landed on her stomach. She wasn’t quite aware of her surroundings and didn’t notice that I sat down right above her behind and positioned myself at her entrance once more.

“Ah!” another gasp escaped her when I pushed in. As it was now, there was no respite for me: Once I pulled out of her slit, I was still caressed by her thighs. In and out, I pushed and pulled as she and her legs became more and more wet. Before long she let out another scream and started to pant heavily.

For a second time I pulled away from her, before I rolled her so she lay on her left side.

“What… are you…” Rainbow didn’t finish the sentence; she had enough to do by just breathing at this point. I lifted her right leg over my shoulder to give myself access to her once more.

I pushed myself in for a third time and started to move my member in circles while still inside. Her panting mixed with moans and I could feel that I had grown close to my own orgasm.

“Come on,” I thought to myself as I started to push and pull again, mixing them with the other motions. “I’ve got to get her one more time!”

With one still on her leg, I moved my right hand down to her clit. “This out to do the trick,” I thought, or maybe I mumbled, to myself. I placed my thumb and index finger on it and took a hold. The effect was immediate; she had been closer than I hoped.

For the third time she screamed and I felt myself let out a heavy “ugh!” as I let it all go. A few more moments in this position and I started inflate. With a heavy sigh, among my own panting, I smiled and looked down at the light blue girl.

“Hi guys!”

I fell backwards as my heart founds its new favorite hangout at the top of my throat as I saw a pink girl come out of what appeared to be nowhere. Pinkie Pie!?