I watched as the arrogant pony walked up to the thrones and gave the princesses a slight nod in greeting. I just ground my teeth which was not unnoticed by Blueblood.

“What has your withers in a knot ape.” Sneered the pony thinking that I would take it laying down he already turned his attention back to the Princesses.

“You obviously need your eyes checked you pompous twit.” I said after teleporting right into his face. He screamed and fell back like a child.

“Auntie I demand you put him in the dungeon. He caused me to get my shirt tails dirty.” Whined the pompous prince as he stood up and looked at me with a smug look.

“What do you think I should do with him Paradox?” Asked Celestia as she came and stood beside me. The prince was startled to say the least he looked at my face and turned tail and tried to run only to find himself snared in a liquorice net.

“Well I think that we should make him serve in the guards for a term of five years after training so he will learn some humility.” I said with a manic smile on my face. After hearing my idea Celestia started to nod her head up and down.

“Auntie, you can’t seriously be taking a apes advice to heart.” Blueblood said now begging like I said off with his head. He was struggling with the candy ropes like his life depended on it.

“Blueblood you have made a nuisance of yourself since you entered court three years ago it is time for you to learn some humility just like Paradox said. I Celestia hereby declare that Prince Blueblood shall serve in the royal guard for the term of five years after training.” As Celestia said the last word everypony in the room cheered like christmas had come early.

We were almost done with the petitioners when the Twilight and the girls walked into the room but Fluttershy entered the line right after the group that have been bickering back and forth for an hour.

“Give it a rest already come back tomorrow I don't want to hear another second of you bickering, and if I do I will turn you both into ducks for the rest of the week do I make myself clear.” I yelled to the idiotic ponies that have gone totally white which is kind of cool seeing as one of them was black.

After they left I turned to Fluttershy who was whimpering and curled up on the floor. I flew down to her and picked her up, I slowly rocked her until she had calmed down.

“Ok little one what is it that you wanted to ask the princesses?” I asked the timid pony as she curled up in a ball in my arms. She mumbled something that I couldn't hear.

“Fluttershy you're going to have to speak up.” I said softly to her as to not scare her more.

“I said that I wanted to ask you a something.” Fluttershy said barely audible to my ears. I smiled to her and set her down.

“Why did you do that you idiot you never know when the next time that you will have a chance to hug Fluttershy will be.” Yelled The Madhatter from inside my brain. I just ignored him.

“So Fluttershy what is it that you wanted to ask me?” I asked Flutters but I got more mumbling instead of an answer.

“You are going to have to speak up Flutters.” I said with a sing song voice to be silly.

“Can you find my special somepony? If that is ok that is.” Squeaked out Fluttershy as she trembled in place looking at me with fear.

“Of course I can just give me a second to look through the Rug of Space Time.” As I said this my eyes got a faraway look as I sorted through the cosmos for Fluttershys soulmate. What I found brought a smile to my face.

“Ok fluttershy I found your soulmate. He is a different species from a different world. And he is also someone I made out of my imagination.” As I was saying this I was teleporting Mecytoc the Rattilion from the U.S.S.C Ragnarok. With a huge flash there was a storm grey giant rat standing in the room. He was five feet tall standing and had an eight foot long tail, On his back was a mane of bone white quills. He was also wearing grey pants.

“Paradox what is that thing that you have brought into our throneroom.” I just ignored them as those quills can be shot and they hurt like a bitch.

“Hey Mecytoc how are you hanging?” I asked as I walked up to the version of me that is beastly.

“Well it’s hanging how bout you what's been happening while I was gone?” Asked the Mecytoc grabbed my hand in a bone crushing handshake.

“It’s been good, and to answer your question I have one thing to say Chaos.” As that last word escaped my lips we both cracked a smile and started to laugh like a couple of fools.

“So is there any reason that you dragged me of my ship or did you just want to talk?” Asked Mecytoc as he coiled his tail into a makeshift seat to listen to me.

“Actually yes there is. You see this mare here?” I asked Mecytoc to which I got a head nod.

“Yes I see her what about her should be interesting?” Mecytoc asked me with a raised eyebrow.

“She is your soulmate.” I answered simply and almost lost my cool when his eyes got real big.

‘Hello The Madhatter here telling you that Paradox doesn’t lie like ever he sucks at it.’ The Madhatter broke the fourth wall while talking to the readers.

“Are you sure?” Mecytoc asked after he looked long and hard at me.

“Yes I am completely positive.” I stated truthfully to him as he knows that I can't lie to save my life. Mecytoc turns to Fluttershy and looks her over.

“Well it could worse, at least she is cut. Also I might be able to teach her about engineering.” Mecytoc sighed and looked her over again. At this point the other girls have gotten angry at him. Applejack walked up to him.

“Why do you keep looking her over you perv.” Applejack said to which we just laughed. Fluttershy started to blush.

“What is so funny?” Yelled Applejack as she glared at the both of us.

“You wouldn’t understand.” I wheezed out as I rolled on the floor.

“Try me.” Said Applejack and was backed up by Rainbow Dash.

“Alright, I will explain why that was so funny. The Rattilion species is very much competitive and a female must win in a fight of wills first before a male will even look at them romantically.” I said now with a serious face as I hope she can figure out the true test.

“Fluttershy if you want to be with your fated match you must use your stare on him.” I said in a commanding tone.

“No I could never do that to somepony.” Said Fluttershy as she fell to the floor crying her eyes out.

“Good job Fluttershy you passed the test.” I shouted with glee and Mecytoc smiled warmly at Fluttershy.

“What d-do you mean I failed?” Sobbed Fluttershy as she looked at us.

“The true test was to see if you would hurt someone to get your own happiness, and you didn’t so you passed the test by not using your stare.” I told her with a happy grin plastered on my face.

“S-s-so I passed the test and I can be happy.” Said Fluttershy with a small hopeful smile. Mecytoc walked over to Fluttershy and gave her a small hug.

“Yes little one you can be happy.” Mecytoc whispered into Fluttershys ear as he started to slowly stroke her mane.

“Alright you love birds find a room.” I laughed out as I slapped my knee with glee. Both of them blushed like there was no tomorrow. I turned to a wall and waved my hand making an interdimensional doorway so Mecytoc could come and go as he pleased.

“Well Mecytoc I will be seeing you again soon but you have to help your shipmates.” I said as I waved him towards the door.

“Will I get to see you again soon?” Asked Fluttershy as she started to tear up.

“I be back so fast you won’t even know I was gone.” Mecytoc answered to Fluttershy as he ran to the door. He then proceeded to open it and leave this dimension altogether. Fluttershy slowly walked up to me and gave me a bone crushing hug shortly followed by the others hugging me as well.

“We can’t thank you enough darling for finding Fluttershy’s special somepony.” Rarity said from her position on my chest. I looked over at Twilight and slowly smiled a mischievous smile. Twilight gulped thinking that I was going to do something bad, to which I totally was.

“Hey Rarity spike would be jealous of me at the moment.” I said this without turning from Twilight and my smile only got bigger as I watched her eyes get really big and she started to slowly shake her head no.

“How so darling?” Rarity asked me oblivious to his affection.

“Don’t you know he is completely smitten with you.” I said instantly which caused her to gasp in disbelief.

“Are you sure?” Asked Rarity as she started to blush and look away.

“Oh yes he is head over heels for you and you are for him.” I stated which caused all the ponies including the princesses to gasp in surprise and look at Rarity who only blushed and looked down.

“Is it really that easy to notice?” She asked tears coming to her eyes as she looked at me thinking I was going to make fun of her for liking somepony who was younger then her.

“Rarity stop those water works this moment it is unbecoming of a lady to be seen crying, and no I am just that good.” I said to her as I am a total beast at setting up relationships. She slowly calmed down and looked over at her friends who were giving her encouraging looks.

“Now that we have gotten the romance in for this chapter lets move to the mane eating hall for some grub.” I yelled out and got many weird looks from the ponies. I just shrugged them off and walked out of the room like a boss. We were walking through the hallways of the castle when we ran into the Princess Cadance she took one look at me and then gave Celestia a confused look.

“He is the new Spirit of chaos and he is also our new adviser.” Celestia answered her unspoken question.

“Wait the new Spirit of Chaos is also our adviser how does that work!” Yelled Candance as we continued to walk down the hallway.

“Oh that is simple really Discord wanted to spread Disharmony and I don’t and having me on your side is a big bonus to your country.” I stated simply walking ahead of the ponies not realizing that they had stopped. I continued walking for a few seconds. I turned around and found them standing still with looks of complete shock on their faces.

“How do you keep doing that? You explain something so complex with so little word” Twilight asked as she tried to pick her jaw off the ground. I walked back to the group and kneeled down so I would be on there level.

“Most of my life I hated talking to more than one person at a time so I learned to give the most amount information with the least amount of words it is just a habit now.” I said with some sadness as I didn’t have many friends to talk to back on earth.

We arrived at the doors to the main eating hall I pushed open the doors to find a 9ft. Tall grey skinned Demon eating souls at the table. When he saw me he waved me over I was in a little shock as to what he was doing here.

“Foul Demon how dare you dirty these halls with your presence.” Luna bellowed in the Royal Canterlot Voice. He just simply ignored her and continued to wave at me.

“Hey Richard how have been things?” Asked the Demon as he got up and walked over to me and gave me a bear hug that ruffled my wings.

“Oh ok I guess got the unlimited power of Chaos at my beck and call but besides that same old same old. Hey how is Autumn doing?” I asked the Demon.

“Oh she is fine, and so is Keel by the way. But I have to go many bandits to kill and souls to eat.” He yelled over his shoulder as he vanished without a trace.

“Paradox who was that and why does he know you?” Celestia asked with steel in her tone as she just saw a Demon that was outside of Tartaras.

“Oh that was Stargazer Doomlord. He is the only Demon that I know of that refuses to eat the souls of the innocent.” I answered to Celestia as I walked into the room and picked up one of the menus.

“Now come on lunch isn’t going to order itself.” I said with the Troll Face firmly plastered on. I saw Celestia’s eye twitch slightly.

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