I am writing a Fimfic at my desk for you see, I am a brony, my name is Richard Rohl; I am 18 years old. I am pudgy and my friends all say I am the softest thing they have ever laid eyes on. Now most people think just because I am fat I am weak, those who have fought me have found themselves in pain. I can bench almost twice my weight which is a total of 309 pounds so I can lift 550 pounds. Now enough of my boasting, its time for me to go to sleep.

[Dream Scape]

I am floating in a realm of darkness and I can hear a light chuckling from behind me. My body is turned to the laughter but not under my own accord. I see Discord and I realize that I am dreaming.I smile as my dreams with Discord are always fun.

“You think that this is a dream Richard, but its not. This is real.” Said Discord as he continued to laugh.

“Oh ya and how can you prove that.” I laughed as I talked to Discord, someone who doesn’t exist.

“Easley. I can do this.” Discord snapped his fingers and I felt the most excruciating pain that I have felt in my entire life. It only lasted a second but that was enough. I shook in fear as pain is not something that you can feel in a dream.

“W-w-what do you want.” I whispered through my fear as this can go very badly.

“Oh thats easy. I want you to take my place as the Embodiment of Chaos.” Stated Discord as he looked at me with a serious face.

“So wait you want to give me unlimited power over chaos, and are you going to send me to Equestria to?” I inquired to Discord as he floated in the darkness.

“Why of course I’m going to send you to Equestria!” Laughed Discord as he wiped a fake tear away from his face.

“Ok” I stated simply as I do some crazy things and this would make my insane side AND my sane side very happy. Oh let me introduce you, my insane side is named The Madhatter and the sane side is called Brain.

“Now I know this is a….Wait, did you accept just like that?” Asked Discord as he did a spit take without anything to drink.

“Yes, I accept your offer. this is what I have always dreamed of!” I said as I laughed like a madman.

“Oh I like this guy.” Laughed Discord as he started to glow white.

My body started to warm up and I got some of his body parts like his mismatched wings and his tail, I was also wearing clothes that looked like his mismatched limbs. After my transformation was complete I looked at Discord and he looked like any other human I would see today.

“This is my final act of Chaos after this I will no longer have any magic. FALCON PUNCH!.” He hit me in the face making me fly into his statue in the Canterlot gardens.

I looked around from my now stony prison and saw many rose bushes and shrubs. There were paths here and there also a white and blue set of regal ponies were walking towards me.

‘Those aren’t….They totally are. Princess Luna and Princess Celestia.’ I thought to myself as I started to push on the walls of my prison. I and the Princesses noticed a small grating noise as a small crack appeared in Discords statue.

“Dear sister did you hear that?” The two sisters examined the statue that stood in front of them. “Look! There’s a crack in the prison of Discord! We must call the Elements of Harmony here right away!” Luna Bellowed to her older sister as she started to channel magic in her horn to hold me at bay.

“Yes you're right. I will send a letter to twilight right away.” Celestia said as calmly as she could and flew away and out of sight.

“Discord, I know you can hear me. You will never win so why don’t you just stay in your prison so as to avoid the pain of disappointment!” Luna Growled at the statue as I was still trying to break open the harmony imprisonment spell that the Elements cast on Discord to trap him in stone.

“Ahh you foolish mare, I am not Discord!” I yelled, and to my surprise Luna fell right on her plot looking at me with fear.

“How can I hear you talking? And what do you mean you're not Discord? That is absurd..” Luna stuttered out in a small voice.

“I mean….Wait you can hear me?” I asked as I had hopes of escaping faster.

“Yes but I shouldn’t be able to. And I don’t care what you say, you are Discord and you will be stopped from bringing disharmony to Equestria!” She stated in the Royal Canterlot Voice while glaring at Discords statue.

“Holy hell woman, the show never quite got how loud you are when you do that.” I yelled as my ears were ringing and my sight went blurry for a second.

I would have said more but a flash of light interrupted me. Standing in front of me were the Elements of Harmony and Princess Celestia.

“Alright Discord lets get this over with. Break out of your stony prison so we can entomb you again.” Celestia said with some steel in her voice.

I started to push with all my might and the statue started to crack and shift till there was a huge flash of light and I was sitting in a wooden chair with a Cuban Cigar wedged between my teeth slowly smoking it and enjoying its flavor.

“Well I am glad to be out of there. It was uncomfortable to say the least.” I told the ponies with a straight face that I managed to hold for a few seconds until I burst out laughing.

“Who are you and where is Discord!” Rainbow Dash yelled from three inches from my face.

“Hold on Dashie and I will tell you everything.” I said in a mocking voice.

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“So what you’re telling us is that Discord gave you his powers and made you the new lord of Chaos and Disharmony?” Celestia asked me as she looked at me with a confused face.

“Well yes and..” I was going to say more but Celestia interrupted me.

“Zap him girls!” Shouted Celestia to the mane six causing them to use the Elements. They floated into the air and started to glow, then Twilight opened her eyes to show white light that glowed like the sun. The rainbow power that is the Elements of Harmony crashed onto me. The power stung but I was not turned to stone. I was relieved to say the least.

“H-how is that possible? The power of harmony didn’t work!” Luna asked as she slowly started to back up, afraid of me.

I slowly stood up and turned to look at the ponies, except Rainbow Dash who  charged me but I looked at her and she started to move in slow motion. I walked up to Fluttershy and all the ponies started to get in front of me but I waved them away causing them to float in the air. I stopped in front of her and looked down on her with a smile on my face. She looked at me and curled into a ball and started to whimper. I slowly bent down and wrapped my arms around her and all the ponies that I suspended in the air started threatening me. I ignored them as I was too busy fangasming over the fact that I was hugging Fluttershy. After I had my fill I let her go and let the ponies down much to their confusion.

“So wait you weren’t going to hurt Fluttershy just hug her….Why?” Asked all the ponies at once.

“How in the unholy hell could I hurt Fluttershy or anypony for that matter? You're just too cute.” I fanboyied all over the ponies to their total shock.

“So wait, you’re not going to spread chaos and disharmony all across the land?” Celestia asked with her jaw almost touching the ground.

“Nope I am going to use my chaos magic to spread smiles and harmony through the land!” I laughed at the Princess.

“Well if you keep to those words I see no reason to lock you away.” Celestia stated while walking away.

“Princess wait, don’t you want some tea?” I said wiping up a pot of lavender tea out of thin air, as well as a table and some hay bales to sit on. She turned around and looked at me hard then smiled.

“I would love some tea. Luna and My Little Ponies, would you like to join us?” She asked the mares that surrounded her.

“I would love to have tea with you dear sir...Oh, I don’t know your name. Would you care to share it with us?” Stated Rarity as she blushed.

“Well I had a name from the world I was on, but seeing as I am on a new world with new powers and new possibilities, I will come up with a new name…………Oh, now how about Paradox? seems fitting as I am going to be making order and harmony out of chaos and disharmony.” I said with glee now that I had a name for myself that fit the new me.

“So what is that thing that you have in your teeth mister Paradox?” Asked Princess Luna as she stared at the thing hanging out of my mouth.

“Well to answer your question it is a Cigar. A roll of brown paper filled with a type of plant called Tobacco it tastes foul but it has a calming effect.” I said to Luna as she looked over at me with her head tilted to the side.

“May I try it?” Asked Luna as she stared at my cigar with a hungry look in her eyes.

“Yes you may, but only because you have had such a hard time on that treaty with the Diamond Dogs.” I said off hand as I held out the cigar to Luna.

“Thank yo……Wait a minute how do you know that?” Asked Luna as she took the cigar and tried to pull the smoke into her lungs.

“How does Pinkie Pie do anything? By the way, you're doing that wrong.” I laughed as she almost coughed up a lung.

“How then do you use this stupid thing?” Asked Luna as she continued to cough like there was something was choking her. After a few seconds she calmed down enough to breath normally.

“Alright here is how you smoke a cigar. Put it between your lips and slowly suck so that the smoke gets into your mouth. Hold it there for a few seconds, and blow it out.” I said slowly as I brought her through the steps of smoking.

“You're right this does taste terrible. But you’re also right that it is calming.” Said a calmed Luna as she sinks into table and blinks slowly.

I take the cigar back from her and start smoking again. After a few more puffs I make it disappear into thin air.

“Alright, we all have things to do and ponies to meet.” I said happily as I made the tea and table disappear making Luna fall over. She gave me a disgruntled look as she got off the ground and all the ponies started to follow me. We walk through the gardens to the castle where there are guards crawling everywhere. They see me walking with the princesses and attack the very moment they lay eyes on me. I simply cast a chaos spell to make the gravity effect them more making them weight ten times the normal amount. They fall to the ground unable to move.

“Princess run and save yourself from this monster.” Yelled one of the guards as he tried to drag himself towards me.

“If I was a normal monster they wouldn’t need you to protect them and on top of that, they aren’t in any danger.” I said to the guard as he continued to drag himself towards me.

As he reached me I just canceled gravity on myself and fed the chaos magic that it was making back into the spells that I was using. Now floating in the air and a stallion right underneath me I just looked over to Celestia.

“How about you explain things to your guards Celestia?” I asked as I floated upside down now and also had a duck face.

“Well my loyal guards…..” Droned Celestia as she talked to her stunned downed guards.

*Edited by ManJack40*

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