It has been about two weeks since Mark and Jed arrived into Equestria. Jed continued his job of plant collecting for Zecora with his faithful fox companion while Mark had gotten a job at BonBon’s Candies and Chocolates working as a cashier, thanks to Lyra. Speaking of jobs, Jed had woken up early again so that he could wake Mark up before heading out.

With a yawn and a quick change of clothes, he walked over to Mark’s room and simply opened up the door with a loud THUD as it hit the wall it was hinged to.

“YO! Marky! Wake U- uuuooooh....” Jed said as his eyes widened at what he saw. “Uuum... Am I interrupting something?”

“Well.... Um considering that I was in the middle of making out with Lyra here.... Uh I’d say so... Yeah.” Mark said looking at Jed.

“Riiiight.... Put a sock on the doorknob next time. It’s just more courteous.” Jed said walking out the door and closing it.

“Right, where were we?” Mark said before going back to his little make out fest. Then there was a sudden banging on the door as if someone had taken a baseball bat and pounded the door.

“GOTTA GO TO WORK DUDE!” Jed shouted from outside.

“Aw come on...” Mark complained.

“You guys can continue at work! Remember? Work together?” Jed said from the otherside.

“He does have a point.” Lyra said.

“I guess he does.” Mark said.

“Also Twilight’s waking up.” Jed said.

“LETS HURRY THE FUCK UP!” Mark almost yelled out. As soon as those words were spoken, Mark, Jed, and Lyra were all leaving for work as Twilight waved them off. Mark and Lyra waved Jed off as he went out of town with Ruby following close behind.

As the library got out of sight, with twilight, Lyra snaked her hand into Mark. They continued walking, for a while before Lyra asked.

“Sooo wha’cha wanna do today?” Lyra asked with a smile, as they closed up toward the shop.

“Well, work.... I guess until we can find out something to do later.” Mark said, giving Lyra a small kiss on the cheek. “Besides if nothing else comes to pass, lets terrorize Jed.”

They then arrived at the shop and entered, and was greeted by Bon Bon, the owner of the shop and Lyra’s friend. Bon bon was a pale tan with a two toned mane of indigo and magenta.

“Oh Hey Lyra! Hey Mark! Got over here early I see. Any particular reason?” Bon bon asked as she tied a apron around her waist and neck. “I remember the mess that was in the back room two day ago.”

Mark just smiled sheepishly, and Lyra was blushing furiously. “Eh...heheehe....heh... Yeah...”

“Yes. Now go get uniform on.” Bon bon said with a smirk as she jerked a thumb to the backroom.

“Yeah yeah.” Mark muttered as he and Lyra walked into the backroom, when they got there, Mark was just going to put on his uniform but Lyra decided to have a little make out party.

“Oi! No doing that in there!” Bon bon shouted. “I know what that leads too and if either of you want to clean it up with your tongues, you won’t do it!”

“Uh.... Fuck.” Mark muttered out as he hugged Lyra. “We will do it later okay?”

“Not in the shop!” Bon bon shouted.

Mark just sighed and quickly kissed Lyra before walking to the cash register. “Fine be that way.”

“I will, thank you very much.” Bon bon said smugly and walking into the kitchen.

“Right, now begins the waiting game.” Mark said standing at the register.

Two hours later.

Mark was looking at the roof groaning. “This.... Is So.... Damn.... Boring.....”

As if someone was simply playing a cruel joke on him, as soon as he stopped complaining the door wrang. “Hello!” A random pony said as she walked in and up to the counter.

“Hello! What can I do ya for?” Mark said with a smile.

“Oh ha ha...” The mare said rolling her eyes. “Can I have a pound of the ‘Furish fish?’”

“Uh..... Would you be kind and point it out which it is?” Mark asked as he pulled out a list of rare candy from under the counter. “You know, its full of candy here....”

“Oh tell me about. Last pony who worked here couldn’t find a darned thing. It’s the red fished shaped ones that I believe are.... Right... Over... Here!” The mare said as she walked down the counter and pointed to the candy behind the plastic wall.

“Ah! Good to know incase you come here again.” Mark said walking over to the wall and putting a bag under a large tube filled with fish candy, he then pressed a few buttons and pulled a small lever causing exactly one pound of candy to come out. He then wrapped up the bag and went over to the register and put the bag next to it.

“That will be five bits ma’am.” Mark said with a polite smile.

“Thank you very much!” She said handing him the bits and walking out the door before Jed walked in with a small smile.

“Nice place.” Jed said smiling.

“Hey Cunt.” Mark said with a small smile.

“Fuck you too.” Jed said chuckling. “So hows work?”

“Incredibly boring, but its a nice place.... And its filled with candy, so I can’t complain really... I’m literally a boy in a candy shop!”

“And acting that way too!” Jed said laughing.

“Ah, well you got to have some fun....” Mark said, “So what bring you here except maybe to buy candy?”

“Two things. One: wondering when your lunch break is. And two:... Want to get lunch?” Jed said snickering.

Mark just looked at the clock and saw it was around eleven. “Huh.... Um... Wait... Hey Bon Bon!”

“What!?” Bon bon shouted annoyed.

“What a wonderful boss you have...” Jed said.

“When is my lunch break?!” Mark shouted back.

“In a hour but you can take it now if you want!” She shouted back.

“Alright, Lyra! Lets roll.... Wait let me change first.” Mark said running into the back room.

“Right... I think I still have twigs in my clothes.” Jed said as he opened up his jacket and pulled out a few sticks and leaves. Two minutes later Mark and Lyra came out of the back room, albeit Lyra was all clingy.

“She is more affectionate now... Then In the morning.... I dunno what’s wrong.” Mark said.

“More energy?” Jed said.

“Probably....” Mark said as he walked out of the store. “So where to?”

“Alright anywhere in particular you guys want to eat?” Jed asked looking around. “Hey Lyra any good places to eat that isn’t the Sugar Cube Corner?”

“Well...” Lyra began as she put a hand on her chin. “There is this diner a few blocks away if you guys are up for a walk.”

Mark just slightly groaned but just smiled and nodded. “Don’t you fucking complain!” Jed said annoyed. “It’s a few a blocks, I have to walk ten miles everyday!”

“Well, you are a stupid bitch for taking a job in the freaking forest then.”

“Earn more than you bitch!” Jed said.

“Says the guy who couldn’t handle money in the first life.” Mark said shaking his head.

“Still. Earn more than you.” Jed said shrugging.

“Still... You lived on the street for like one day, before I took you in.” Mark said.

“And got hit by a car, but that is beside the point.” Jed said shrugging again.

“Whatever.... You have your stuff and I have mine.... Also, you suck drawing.” Mark said with a evil smile.

“Well you blow at gaming Noob.” Jed said matching the expression. A few seconds passed before they both burst into laughter. “Oh god... Heh heh.. We gonna go or what?”

“We should like go.... Before Lyra gets all Impatient and stuff.” Mark said though a chuckle.

“Hey! I am not that impatient!” Lyra said. That was when they heard a snort as they saw Ruby, who had grown a bit in the past weeks, sitting there with a expression of ‘Bitch, you kiddin’ me?’.

“That thing is usually annoying as fuck.... But it kinda has a point.” Mark said unsure.

“You speak dog...” Lyra deadpanned.

“Well no.... But look at its face babeh!” Mark said pointing to its face.

“Oh like... Hey! I am not a bitch!” Lyra said as she looked down at the dog. That caused both Jed and Ruby to snicker holding back laughs.

“Oh but, you're my bitch.” Mark said kissing her on the cheek.

“Awww.” Lyra cooed smiling before she frowned. “Wait a minute...”

“I’m kidding I’m kidding!” Mark said sheepishly.

“Eh... I only partially believe that.” Jed said as he began to walk.

“At least you are forever alone! Single and all that shit.” Mark said with a evil smile, as he was walking next Jed, with Lyra.

“Hey!.... Okay yeah.” Jed said shrugging before Ruby yipped and jumped into his arms. “At least I got Ruby!”

“She is really fucking annoying sometimes.” Mark said giving Ruby the evil eye. Ruby just reached out and stared at Mark intently before she gave him a small lick on the nose.

“AHH! MY NOSE! THE HORRORS I'VE SEEN!!” Mark yelled out getting down on his knees and grabbing his face.

“Shhhhh. No tears, just dreams.” Jed said covering his eyes and snickering as Lyra let go of Mark only to fall on the ground laughing. They all laughed before they noticed all the weird stares they were getting. “Um... Heh heh... Now would be a good time to go.”

“Yeah... Let’s.... Let’s just go.” Mark said pulling up Lyra, and walking with her again. After ten minutes of walking they arrived at a small place called “Golden Straw”.

“So this is the place, eh?” Jed said looking over it. Lyra nodded and lead them inside.

“This place is known for their milkshakes and hayshakes!”

“Great lunch.” Mark said with a smile.

“Hey at least you don’t have a boss that rhymes everything!” Jed said.

“Ah shut up, Don’t complain.” Mark said, shrugging.

“Hey! You work in a shop and sell candy! I look for plants through the woods!” Jed said.

“Yeah but at least.... SOMEONE MAKES MORE THAN ME.” Mark said flailing around with his arms.

“...” Jed began to say something and then stood there for a few minutes blinking and thinking. “... I... Actually can’t counter that.... Wow.”

Then Lyra came out of the place with a hayshake in one hand and a pear milkshake. She handed the pear drink to Mark before looking to Jed and saying.

“I didn’t know what you wanted.” She said sheepishly. Jed just threw his arms in the air.

“Oh god damn it! Lost a argument and didn’t get a milkshake! This day is just turning out so horrible!” Jed said throwing an arm over his eyes then simply walking into the place and coming out a few minutes later with a vanilla milkshake. “They didn’t have oreo.” He said kinda sad.

“Ha...” Mark said before kissing Lyra. “Tastes like hay...”

“Interesting.” Jed said as he took a sip from his own drink. “Mmm taste like vanilla.”

“Hahahaha.... Fuck you.” Mark said, when he stopped kissing Lyra, who looked a tiny bit sad because Mark ended the kiss.

“Best comeback EVAR!” Jed said waving his left arm out. He took another drink from his milkshake before looking around. “Welp... I’m bored. Imma go visit Vinyl, see ya!”

“SOMEONE HAS A CRUSH!” Mark yelled out.

“Ah fak you.” Jed said throwing his middle finger out in the air.

“I’mma follow, come on Lyra... Lets go terrorize him.” Mark said with a smile.

“Mmmokay.” She said smiling and shrugging. They then both followed Jed, who seemingly got more ticked off as long as they were around him. He just sighed and continued to walk doing his best to ignore Mark and Lyra as he looked at the street signs and walked around usually making a turn here and there.

“Wonder where he’s going....” Mark muttered out looking at Jed with a smile. Jed simply continued to walk around until he came upon a music store with a double note above and walked inside.

“Looks fancy as fuck.” Mark muttered as he and Lyra went in after Jed. “So, you gon’ ask Vinyl out on a date?”

“Hmm?” Jed hummed as he went through a small pile of disks.

“Da, comrade! Ask her out on date, da?” Mark asked with a russian accent.

“Nooo... Just browsing music.” Jed said with a plain smile. “And you two are terrible at hiding you know that?”

Mark just looked at Jed, before looking at Lyra with a evil smile. “Hey, can you whistle sharply for me?”

“Uuuh... Why?” Jed said tilting his head and pulling out a music disk. Lyra just shrugged and put her forefinger along with her thumb in the corners of her mouth and sharp whistle was heard. Soon there was white Vinyl poking her head through the door and smiled.

“Oh hey! Customers!” She said as she walked out and to the register. “Cool.”

Mark just quickly walked over and shook her hand. “Marks the name! Pleasure to meet cha!” He said in announcer.

“Oh hey another Furless!” Vinyl said.

“Hey!... That’s my nickname.” Jed said.

“Oh you’re Furless number one.” Vinyl said smiling.

“Now, I have something very important, super secret whatever you want to call it! To tell you!” Mark said with a announcer voice.

“Oh?” Vinyl said trying hold back snickers.

“My friend Jed here has a crush-!” Mark was silenced by a sudden desk to the face. “Ow.” he said still with the announcer voice.

“Ha.” Jed said from behind Mark. “Your pain amuses me.”

“He has a crush on you! And want to dat-” He was silenced again by his face going back into the countertop. Except he went to the ground this time. “Fuck.”

While that was happening, Vinyl was on the ground behind the counter laughing her ass off. “She your pain amusing as well.”

“Many find my pain amusing, I should be paid for this.... PAID! PAID I TELL YOU!” Mark said lying on the floor with his hands on his face, and still using the announcer voice.

“I will make you facefloor if you don’t stop.” Jed said snickering.

Mark just sighed and got up. “Fine, buzz kill ..... Buzz Killyear!”

“Oh ha ha ha...” Jed said slowly clapping his hands. “You... Are SO funny.”

“I know right.” Mark said happily, before walking over to Lyra, who was almost dying from laughter. “Apparently I am....”

“Wh- What did we just witness?!” Vinyl asked as she pulled herself up from the floor.

“Human friendship...” Jed said shrugging.

“That’s friendship for you!?” Vinyl said.

“Eh.... It’s different for all humans, but for us yeah.” Jed said chuckling.

“Yeah.... I use the term ‘Friendship’ loosely...” Mark said, through a snicker.

“Yeah yeah whatever.” Jed said waving his hand dismissively.

“Yeah... Get up Lyra.” Mark said as he pulled Lyra up, before turning to Jed and saying. “Sooo Double date today, yes?”

“Woah woah I didn’t agree to this!” Jed said waving his hands out in front of him. “I never ask for this!”

“Too late.” Vinly said grabbing him from behind and hugging him over the counter. “I think we both knew of that little crush you have on me!”

“AUGH!” Jed shouted as he was dragged over the counter and brought to the ground. A few seconds later Vinyl shouted.

“I have captured the objective!” Vinyl said with a happy tone.

“Oh you are a gamer?” Mark asked, with surprise.

“What the hell else is there to do around Ponyville?” Vinyl asked poking her head over the counter.

“Brofist.” Mark said holding out a fist. Vinyl just bumped his fist before helping a disheveled Jed off of the ground.

“I have no idea what just happened.” Jed said as he straightened his coat out.

“You got captured!” Mark said, through a chuckle.

“I have no idea why... But that is strangely perverted.” Jed said narrowing his eyes at Mark.

“Don’t worry, you’ll get to that base soon enough!” Mark said starting to laugh with both Lyra and Vinyl.

“Oh god damn it...” Jed said facepalming. “... The world hates me.”

“No, I just hate you.... Fuck you!” Mark said flipping Jed off through a laugh.

“Aaaah... Human friendship as it’s finest.” Jed said snickering. Jed just walked out over the counter and grabbed Mark’s ear while walking to the door. “Come on you...”

“Ahhahoh huhuhu... That huuuuuuuuuuurts.” Mark said being dragged along. “The fuuuuuuuck.”

“Oh stop whining. You’re break is over by the way.” Jed said as he opened the door and tossed Mark outside.

“NO!! I don’t wanna!” Mark said. “Ahh!”

“Oh calm down!” Jed said.

“Oh fuck you, go do something productive and stop drawing that crap you call art!”

“And you stop playing videogames!” Jed retorted.

“.... Touché.” Mark said, narrowing his eyes at Jed.

“Right.... Come on I’ll walk you and Lyra back to the candy store.” Jed said as Lyra walked outside.

“Fine lets just go.” Mark said as he started walking towards the candy shop. Jed just waved goodbye to Vinyl and left. “We will pick you and Jed up at eight, be ready then!!”

“I still didn’t agree to this!” Jed complained as he walked away with Mark.

“I can’t believe you talked me into this... Actually it was more or less forced but you get the idea.” Jed said as he straightened his jacket and put his fedora on his head. “Ah the classics. Jacket and fedora. Never fails.”

“Woogide boo!” Mark said as he put his team shirt on, before putting his cap back on. “Brings back old memories....”

“Tell me about it... Except my old jacket wasn’t covered in tree sap.” Jed said as he chuckled.

“... I never knew I was sponsored by Razer...” Mark said confused.

“Well now you know!” Jed said in a happy tone.

“Team Clueless is going to be Clueless without me.” Mark said sadly. Jed just walked over and patted him on the back before heading down the stairs.

“I thought you got over that a week ago.” He said.

“I put down more than five years in that team....” Mark said sadly again.

“And don’t you think they will be good? There is no point in having a team if you don’t have any faith.” Jed said shrugging.

“They were fucking Clueless without coordination...” Mark said scratching the back of his head.

“So that’s where the name came from.” Jed said looking off as if he just discovered something life changing.

“Yeah... I always was a bit.... Clueless without any coordination.” Mark said.

“So that’s why I had to make you a map of your apartment?” Jed asked.

“Probably..... I can’t remember anymore.:.” Mark said, looking confused.

“Eh, it’s fine. let’s just go now. The girls are probably waiting.” Jed said walking to the door.

“Woogide fucking boo.” Mark said. “So wait, where are we going now again?”

“Oh dear god...” Jed said facepalming.

“No sight wards equalizes no map awareness, shut the fuck up.” Mark said. “Too much Leauge of Legends.”

“Oh just come on. We are just picking up Vinyl and Lyra then.... Doing something...” Jed said waving his hand in the air.

“I’m guessing fucking eating what else....” Mark said putting on Razer hoodie.

“Oh yes, hay and flowers. delicious.” Jed said sarcastically. “Eh.. At least you can ask for it to be off.”

“Eh.... True.....” Mark said as he walked through the front door.

“Okay... TO THE MUSIC SHOP, ROBIN!” Jed shouted and pointing dramatically.

“Right, lets buy sight wards too, I would like not to get ganked.” Mark said walking around the car and getting in.

“... Stop the league talk...” Jed deadpanned and getting into the passenger's seat.

“I’m stuck in Elo hell, shut up.” Mark said rubbing his forehead.

“Ah... I just noticed that here is only these two seats in this car.” Jed said looking down at the seats.

“It’s not the first time I’ve driven with someone in my lap.” Mark said being all weird and shit.

“And that would be whom?” Jed asked.

“Oh just a.... Well It was my current girl friend, no not Lyra, but...” Mark began.

“Oh the bitch!” Jed said smiling.

“Right, Roger was her name.” Mark said with a smile.

“She punched my balls... Ow.” Jed said. “Other than that... She was nice. A bitch... But nice.”

“Sounds really wrong when you think about it.” Mark said as he started up the car.

“NICE BITCH!” Jed shouted at Mark.

“I’m fucking sitting right here.” Mark said annoyed at the tone.

“The Albatross?” Jed said getting a wicked smile.

“I’m gonna blast some Captain red soon....” Mark said looking forward and driving forward towards Lyras house.

“But I’m not swedish!” Jed complained. “It confuses my brain.”

“Look... Look with your spechul eyez....” Mark said pointing to a box.

“Oh shut up Mark...” Jed said snickering. “You and your youtube.”

“Better than Redtube.” Mark said laughing.

“Oh god damn it...” Jed said facepalming again. “Let’s just go!”

“Okay dokay.....” Mark said as he continued to drive. Soon they arrived at Lyra’s place and stopped.

“Okay I will wait here... Go. GOGOGOGOGOGO!” Jed said.

“Uhm.... This... Might tak-” Mark began.

“Don’t have sex on the bed.” Jed deadpanned.

“It won’t take that long but...” Mark began again.

“No... Sex. On. Bed.” Jed said slowly.

“Couch.” Mark suggested.

“No couch either.” Jed said.

“Fuck.” Mark said.

“Not the bathroom, not the counter, Just grab her and go.”

“Alright...” Mark said before he stopped and was gonna grab the opening handle.

“And not the floor either!” Jed said.

“Alright Alright.” Mark said. “Now may I go before you add three hundred fifty three things?”

“Wait a minute...” Jed said leaning back in his seat. “Not any room in that place. Okay now I am done.”

Mark just sat quietly and looked at Jed expecting something. “What?” Jed said shrugging.

“I’m expecting you to add three hundred and fifty three things.”

“... I’ll make you a list.” Jed said shooing him away. “Now go! Hurry up!”

“Okay.” Mark said getting out of the car, after five minutes he came out with Lyra, He then got into the car and Lyra hopped into his lap, they then sped off towards the music shop.

“Oh by the way, here the list.” Jed said handing Mark a piece of paper.

“Riiiight.” Mark said sarcastically. “Can’t look at it now anyhow, driving.”

“Look at when I go into the shop.” Jed said shrugging.

“Hmm.... Maybe.” Mark said. They arrived at the shop before Jed hopped out and walked over and into the store. Mark just took out the list and looked at it, It had three hundred and fifty three things where he could not have sex.

“What the actual holy fuck?” Mark asked looking at the piece of paper.

“He actually did that? I thought he was joking.” Lyra said as she looked at the paper as well.

“Apparent-.... Oh hey, thought about that one.... Ha his room is number one.... Gives me a evil idea.” Mark said before there was a pounding on his window startling him and Lyra. It was Jed with a serious expression.

“Have sex in my room and I will literally break her horn off and stuff it down your throat.” Jed threatened and walked over to the passagner’s side with Vinyl before he hopped in and Vinyl crawled in and sat on his lap. “I am dead serious by the way.”

Mark just looked at Lyra and then back to Jed and Vinyl... Then back to Lyra, before just gently giving Lyra’s horn a lick.

“Its... Surprisingly Minty.”

“Okay... I’m Bi... And that’s gay.” Jed said with confused expression.

“You made me curious.” Mark said.

“That’s what she said.” Jed said.

“Also stop groping, I can see it from here.” Mark said before starting up the car.

“Oh shut up... Horn blower.” Jed said.

“No lifer.” Mark retorted.

“League addict.” Jed replied.

“Oh, like ‘Drawing nude women’ just stick figures.”

“That’s your drawings.” Jed deadpanned.

“Right why did it have your name on it?” Mark asked.

“It was first grade dude!” Jed said.

“And I in first grade did something awesome. I played vid games. “ Mark said happily.

“Atari!” Jed said smiling. That was when the car zoomed off down the street. “Do you have any idea where you are going?”

“Nope, no one specified a destination.” Mark said driving around.

“So you are just wasting gas.” Jed said.

“Actually, the gas meter seems to be stuck on full.” Mark said as he tapped the instrument board. “I mean, It’s never moved since we got here.”

“Eh.... Twilight probably messed with it... Anyway how about that place?” Jed said pointing to a restaurant. The restaurant itself was extremely fancy looking along with several ponies walking in and out of the place.

“Well... Sure... If we can get a table...” Mark said parking the car,

“Meh. We’ll pull a James Bond move and tip the waiter.” Jed said as Mark parked and they hopped out of the car. Theyver walked up to the entrance before the waiter stopped him and in the most stereotypical fashion anyone could possibly think, he asked.

“Do you have a reservation?”

“Oh god... This guy...” Jed said holding back laughter and turning away so the waiter didn’t see his strain to not laugh. he coughed a bit and with the most serious face he could, he walked up to the french pony and said in a deep and dly tone. “The name is Bond. James Bond.”

“Oooooh! Missure Bond! Right this way!” The pony said smiling as he took them inside and to a table in the restaurant. Jed blinked as they were all seated and when the waiter left he said.

“Holy shit did that actually work?”

“Human movies, we have power over everything.” Mark said with a small smile.

“I guess.” Jed said leaning back in his seat a little flabbergasted. Dinner was simple and came to the table rather quick while everyone conversed. “So when did you two become a actual item?”

“It was about a week or so.... After I met Lyra... Um.... I don’t... I hate explaining.” Mark said. “Even though I did it daily with my damn team but still.”

“Eh... Just give us the gist of it. You don’t need details.” Jed said shrugging.

“I invited her for a coffee, we hit it off from there. We became friends, took a walk in the park, and she just out of the blue kissed me.” Mark said. “So um.... Things just went forward from there.

“Huh....” Jed said looking off. “... Now I know what you mean when you say she is impatient.”

“Hey!” Lyra protested.

“Whaaaat!? I am being honest!” Jed whined.

“You’re brutally honest!” Lyra said.

“Oh please.... I’m not that bad!” Jed said.

“You’re pretty bad.” Vinyl said snickering.

“Oh... Bugger.” Jed said defeated.

“Haha.” Mark said with a evil smile.

“Oh shut up, Mark.” Jed grumbled and stabbed at his food a bit with his fork.

“This food man.” Mark began. “Sooooo, how about you guys?”

“Hmmm...” Jed hummed as he swallowed his food. “Eh, you know the first day we where here and you told me to go out of the library? I believe the name you used on me was ‘Ye fucking cunt’.”

“Good explanation...” Mark said eating his food.

“I wasn’t done... Dick.” Jed said shaking his head. “So I just went and wandered around a bit, almost got suffocated by this mail mare’s cleavage. And then I found Vinyl’s shop. Went inside, talked with her, listened to some music, did a dance in town square, and now we are here.”

“Soo, I had to ask her out for you?” Mark said. “The fuck man.”

“Hey! You know I am shy as hell.” Jed said leaning back.

“Right and the proper way to thank me is to slam my face into a desk twice.” Mark complained.

“It was better option B.” Jed said shrugging. “And besides, I got dinner. It on me!”

“Right.” Mark said narrowing his eyes. They finished their dinner, and with Jed paying for it, they left the restaurant. As they left laughing happily, they were stopped by a pony wearing a ski mask and black jacket. He walked up to them with a kitchen knife drawn and gave the tradional ‘Gimme all your money’.

“Oh Jesus... It’s a muggar.” Jed groaned he looked to Mark and said. “The normal routine?”

“I feel like super punching him.... Like falcon pawnch.” Mark said turning around and walking in to the restaurant.

“Go get the chair first.” Jed said as he moved Vinyl and Lyra back a feet. Jed just walked up to the man and began to give him his bits before he simply knee’d him in the groin and walked behind him and looped his arms under his and pulled him up so he was shakily standing. “Okay Mark! Hit’em hard!”

Mark just lept in the air and brought the chair down from above him. “DUUUUUNK!”

“Ouch.” Jed said as he let the beaten and passed out muggar fall to the ground and walked back to Vinyl and Lyra. “So... We goin’ oooor.. What?” He asked with a smile.

“H-how did you do that!?” Vinyl asked. Jed just laughed and hugged her.

“We lived in a place called New York for a while.” He said smiling before he began walking to the car. “Come on Mark! Let’s go!”

“Can’t believe that dunk worked.... See, League does stuff for you.” Mark said, as he took Lyras hand and walked toward the car.

“Yeah... Can’t wait for Twilight to hear about this.” Jed said rolling his eyes. “Anyway... Anyone up for a movie? I am sure there is a place to rent one here.”

“Where would we watch it?” Vinyl asked. “If there is no other place we can go to my shop. It’s got a home theater in the back.”

“.... Dear god may I ask if that is hooked up to a game console?” Mark asked.

“Actually yes. The Ponystation Three, The X-buck 360, The WitherU, and a BlueJay player why?” Vinyl asked. “And got spare remotes for all of them too.”

“I believe I just jizzed in my pants.” Mark said almost drooling.

“... You’re lucky I am taking that as a compliment.” Vinyl said shaking her head.

“Holy shit where did you get all that stuff!?” Jed asked.

“I saved up. Lot’s of ponies like music you know.” Vinyl said shrugging.

“Its like the time I went to the firing range to practice my aim..... And tried using the MG42...” Mark said almost drooling again.

“Gungasmic?” Jed asked.

“The very notion of a MG42 terrifies me... But good god, that thing is like a minigun except its just missing five barrels.”

“Huh...” Jed said. “Welp to the movie store! Go Mark go!”

“Yes yes.” Mark said getting into the car and letting Lyra get in his lap. Jed simply followed with Vinyl hopping into the car and onto his lap. Soon they arrived at the local movie store, thanks to Lyra and Vinyl’s directions, and picked out the movies ‘Avatar’, ‘PonySpace: Downfall’(Deadspace), and ‘The expendables 2’ . Just like back on earth only, only ponies instead of humans. With the movies picked out, they went to Bon Bon’s store just as it was closing and bought a LOT of candy before running to the store and buying chips, soda, and popcorn. And Mark just extremely secretly bought condoms. Meaning he simply bought a box of them and stuffed them in his pocket.

“You know that we’re different species right?” Lyra said.

“Well you know... Magic and shit...” Mark said.

“Huh... I guess.” Lyra said shrugging. They put the groceries into the trunk of the car and as they were driving towards Vinyls shop a brilliant idea came to Marks head.

He quickly pushed some buttons on the stereo and started up, Save the world - Swedish house mafia.

“I fucking love this song.”

“Agreed.” Jed said smiling as he and Vinyl nodded to the music. They soon arrived at Vinyl’s shop and unpacked the car as Vinyl unlocked the place and lead everyone into the back room where there was a 100 inch plasma screen T.V. that was hooked like a high tech looking stereo which had a giant fucking subwoofer and surround sound speakers littering the room. All over her gaming consoles were lined up next to each other or stacked on top of one another. On the far side of the wall was a collection of BlueJay movies and a even larger collection of Video Games for every console. A large plush couch was in the center of the room with several bean bags for comfort.

“HNNNNG.” Mark said as he looked at the games. “Oh... Fuck....”

“Jeeeeeeeesus.” Jed said looking around the room. “You weren’t kidding when you said you saved up.”

“Alright, let me just take a Picture.” Mark said whipping out his phone as he was going to take a picture he stopped quickly. “What the fuck?”

“What’s wrong?” Jed asked.

“One missed call.... One minute ago.... From Clueless Chiro...” Mark said looking surprised as fuck.

“... Da fuq mate? Our phones connect through dimension?!” Jed shouted. “Fuck... That phone company wasn’t kidding. They cover everything.”

“Alright.” Mark said. “Guess I have to call back.”

“This is going to be awkward to explain. ‘Oh hey man! Guess what? I drove through a interdimension storm and now I am in a world of Anthro ponies! AND I’M BANGING ONE!’.” Jed said making a phone with his hand and putting it up to his ear. He dropped his antics and frowned. “Yeah... That will go over well.”

“You aren’t gonna tell him that right?” Lyra asked.

“No. LEEEEEEEEEROY!!” Mark said as he pressed the call button, there was loud beeping as Mark had put the speakers on. After a few seconds someone picked up.

“WHERE THE FUCK ARE YOU?!” Chiro yelled from the other side.

“OH GOD!” Jed shouted as he smacked the phone. It went a few feet to the right before Jed calmed down. “Oh god... Sorry.”

“Seriously! No one have taken out the garbage yet!” He yelled. “Jesus the damn garbage can!”

“Look, um... umm dude.”

“NOT NOW MIDDLE OF LEAU- WHAT THE FUU-”

“Great team you have.” Jed deadpanned.

“Remember our Team house?” Mark asked.

“Yeah.. I woke up outside. Hanging upside down. By my feet.” Jed deadpanned.

“We do crazy shit when we are drunk.”

“Alright! I’m good now!” Chiro said. “Seriously though, where the fuck are you? The cops are like all over the highway looking for you.”

“I swear you say alternate dimension.” Jed began.

“Alternate dimension.” Mark said quickly.

“Good one.... But um..... Seriously.... Uh, just tell me, the your room is like increasingly empty.” Chiro said from the other side.

“I uh did.”

“Great... Hes high again.” Chiro muttered before somewhere in the background someone yelled out “AUUUHUHH!... Shit, that was close.”

“... And I thought that Youtube video was all fake.” Jed said snickering.

“No, we do a lot of weird things when we are practicing... ALSO, Whatever happened to that empty room?” Mark asked.

“We filled it up with like.... Food and shit, dunno how.” Chiro said before someone walked past saying. “Mark ate like all the food, now we just have overflow.”

“Huh... That explains a lot.” Jed said scratching his head.

“Alright um... I got to go.... Phone... is uh..... Dying?” Mark said reluctantly.

“Right.... Yeah I have a league match to continue.” Chiro said before realizing a thing. “I’mma play with you later on Leauge. Am I right?”

“Yep probably.” Mark said.

“Oh by the way someone came looking for you...” Chiro said.

“Who the fuck would do that?” Mark asked.

“Some girl named Roger? I think.” Chiro said. Mark just looked at the phone before saying.

“Gotta go fast!” and hung up, he then put it on silent mode and put it in his pocket. “Never again.”

“Who’s Roger?” Lyra asked.

“YOU DON’T WANNA KNOW!” Both Jed and Mark snapped making Lyra flinch.

“Sorry, she is just someone we don’t talk about very often.” Jed said rubbing the back of his head. Vinyl just gave him a hug from behind and said.

“Well enough of the past and present. It’s time for movies!” She let go of Jed before grabbing some snacks, cooking the popcorn and grabbing a case of the Bucka-Cola. Jed just flopped onto the couch and sprawled out on it while Vinyl just sat and leaned against his stomach. He grabbed a handful of popcorn and munched on it while Vinyl looked over the movies.

“Hmmm... Which one first?” Vinyl said as she looked over all of the movies.

“Ponyspace! I wanna see some guts and gore!” Jed shouted from the couch and through a handful of popcorn.

“Right...” Mark said leaning back, before Lyra started snuggling up on him.

“This is really warm...” Jed said as he shifted a bit under everyone’s weight. “Wait why am I a pillow?”

“Wait hold on.” Mark said getting up and quickly running out of the room. A few seconds later he came back with a pillow under his arm. “Totally forgot about Mr.Pillow.”

“So Ponyspace it is!” Vinyl said as the disc popped out of the case and floated over to her Bluejay player and was popped in.

“I’m probably just gonna fall asleep....” Mark muttered, as he sat down again. Then just Lyra snuggled up against him again and whispered something in his ear. “Oh... Oh.... Yeah that works.”

“No sex in my home.” Vinyl said pointing at Mark. “Only, I have sex in my home.”

“Hm... We will see about that.” Mark said.

“I have handcuffs and a bottle of vodka, you really wanna mess with me?” Vinyl said.

“Oh! Pass the bottle of vodka.” Mark said.

“No. That took awhile to get. And I heard what you did!” Vinyl said.

“Not my fault I get crazy when I’m drunk.... It really isn’t!” Mark protested.

“Still no. Saving it for a special occasion.” Vinyl said.

“Oh come on! For what? When you stop being butthurt?” Mark said.

“... Now you don’t to have some when I do find the occasion!” Vinyl said. Mark just groaned and rubbed his eyes. “Fuck gonna get me some liquor later.”

“Not if I have anything to say about that. Or Twilight for that matter.” Jed said.

“Or me.” Lyra said.

“Oh... For fuck sake....” Mark said.

“Hey, none of us wanna wake up outside hanging from a flagpole.” Jed said.

“It wasn’t my idea! I distinctly remember Yonas saying something like.” Mark began before he switched to a deep odd voice. “I Lets go hang him from a flagpole!”

“I don’t care... Just don’t no liquor for you.” Jed said as he got comfy.

“Well fuck you.” Mark said.

“Nope.” Jed said. And with that the movie began.

Author's Notes:

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