In a silver 1967 Chevrolet Camaro with blood red flames starting from behind, there were two guys driving down the highway to meet up with some old friends.

“I thought you left all your gamer gear back at your home.” Jed deadpanned as he looked at his friend.

“Why would I do that?” Mark asked, as he looked at his gear.

“I dunno... It’s expensive?” Jed said shrugging.

Jed was six foot tall and was wearing a black and grey zip up hoodie, that was zipped up about halfway, with a grey overcoat and white Tee underneath it, while on his legs he was wearing a set of blue jeans with black nikes. On his head was a solid black fedora that covered his short black hair. His eyes were midnight black and he had a five O’clock shadow.

“You should shave.” Mark said.

Mark was about six foot two, and was wearing a black hoodie with a special decal on the back, where a guy holding gigantic axe, and was cutting another guy in half. There was a text that said ‘The Dunk Master has arrived.’ on the back too. On the front left of his hoodie, next to the zipper was a text that said ‘Alphadud’ since it was his gaming alias. Under his hoodie, was a white shirt, where there was a guy looking slightly up to the left, and under him was a red and blue text that said ‘Dunk’, he was also wearing black jeans because why not. Around his neck was an expensive gaming headset which was hooked up to his cell phone. On his head he had a red, new era cap.

His hair, was almost black, just on the verge of becoming black, but still was brown, his eye color was deep brown and he had a rough beard. Also, he was wearing fingerless gloves. And on the collar of his shirt were hanging sunglasses.

“Oh shut up ya hypocrite and watch the road.” Jed said as he pulled out his phone to look at a text. “Also we are late.”

“To what?” Mark asked as he looked back at the road, as he was driving.

“Our meet up? With old friends? That thing we planned a while ago?” Jed said as he began to tap on the surface of his phone to send back a response. “Seriously... You and your gaming career.”

“What? I make more money than you.” Mark said

“And I make art. All you do is play video games.” Jed said as he looked into the back seat to see his laptop and drawing tablet in his computer bag. “And I drew a picture for ya. Because you had to have some decal or something. I can’t even remember.”

“Eh, well.... Not everything is fine.” Mark said shrugging before, turning up the radio some, which was playing some hip hop.

“Augh I hate this guy.” Jed said as he switched the station, unfortunately it was just a weather broadcast.

“-And with that the weather on the roads are becoming more and more dangerous by the minute. Reports say that a major rainstorm is on it’s way to the I45 highway. We recommend that if you are on the highway, please stop and-” It was cut off by Jed turning it off and sighing.

“Well that’s bullshit.” Jed said leaning back in the seat.

“Pedal to the medal.” Mark said as he basically stomped down on the gas pedal, causing the engine to roar and the car to lift slightly in front.

“Woah god! He said to be careful you idiot!” Jed said as he slightly clutched the handle above his head.

“Fuck careful, we are late.” Mark said, as the car quickly speed up.

“Yeah Late! Not dead! And I’d prefer to keep it that way!” Jed said as they passed into the rainstorm that the news person talked about. The weather immediately took a turn for the worst as the rain was coming down so hard that you could barely see two feet in front of your nose. “Ah great... Now we can’t see!”

“Bah, it’s nothing!” Mark said. As they drove further into the rainstorm it suddenly started to get darker and darker until it looked like it was midnight without a full moon. “What.” Mark just said confused.

“Oh god what did you do now?” Jed asked as he looked out the window.

“Nothing.” Mark said flipping on the headlights. As the lights came to life they saw a dirt road with grass on the sides.

“Wait a minute... Weren’t we on the highway a minute ago?” Jed said looking out the window again.

“How the fuck did we end up on a dirt road.... Also I hope to god my gaming tower is fine, along with my guitar.” Mark said.

“I don’t see why you had to bring that to a simple get together.” Jed said facepalming.

“I wanted to get some practice in.” Mark said with a scottish accent.

“I understand the guitar, but the gaming stuff? Really?” Jed said.

“Not my fault that my team have been pressing to get some extra practice in.” Mark said shrugging, before putting in a USB in to his stereo and starting up some music.

“Yeah whatever. Let’s just try to find a farm or something that we can use a phone.” Jed said waving a hand in the air.

“Its in the mist’s of what? Midnight? Do you think anyone will be awake?” Mark said as he was looking down the road.

“I don’t know! Just keep driving... Actually pull over, I need to use the loo.” Jed said as he tapped on the window.

“Right.” Mark said as he slowed down until the car stopped.

“Thanks.” Jed said as he opened the door and hopped out. He walked out into the field and looked from side to side before unzipping his pants and relieving himself. He sighed until he heard the music from the car. He turned his head and bit and yelled. “That music is too loud Mark!”

“Don’t fucking care, its midnight!” Mark yelled back.

“My point exactly!” Jed shouted back as he finished and zipped up his pants before walking back. He hopped into the car again and closed the door before looking outside. “Is it just me or are there more stars out than usual?”

Mark just looked outside before taking note to that too. “Huh, you are right...”

“Still pretty though.” Jed said shrugging and leaning back in his seat.

“Eh, lets roll.” Mark said as he slowly picked up speed, driving through the midnight with a starry night. As they rolled down the old road, they drove past a forest with several plants that seemed to glow in the night. It looked like something out of a Disney movie. Soon they came upon a small town that looked to be an old 18th century village. Something inappropriate was that, the stereo had flipped onto “Some chords by Deadmau5”. They stopped as the place was insight and looked well... Empty.

“Huh, wonder if people still live here.” Mark asked.

“Well only one way to find out.” Jed said as he opened up the car door and stepped out.

That... Woke everyone up. Soon several lights were turned on in several different houses and many complaints were heard.

“PINKIE TURN THAT MUSIC DOWN!!!” Was heard from somewhere in town.

“Yeah there’s people here.” Jed said as he reached in and turned the music down a bit.

“Aww.....” Mark whined out leaning back into his seat and pulling on the handbrake. Jed just tapped on the window to get Mark’s attention. He just looked at Jed, before rolling down the window and asking.

“What?”

“Stay here and don’t drive off... Like you usually do.” Jed said looking to the handbrake.

Mark just looked at it too, before looking at Jed. “I’ll try.”

“Thank you...” Jed said rolling his eyes and walking away from the car. He walked into town and began to look around until he stumbled upon a rather interesting sight. A massive tree. With a door. And windows. He pulled out his phone and called up Mark. “Mark?”

Before he could say anything more the car silently rolled up next to him, and Mark pulled out his phone and said. “Yeah?”

“Well one. Thanks for not driving away. And two... Why is this tree a house?” Jed said looking from Mark to the tree.

“Well..... 18th centuary stuff..... They were probably smoking weed back then.” Mark said waving a dismissive hand.

“... I honestly have no doubt about that. I’m gonna go knock on the door. See if I can’t get some help.” Jed said hanging up his phone and walking over to the tree.

“I was fucking sitting right here.” Mark complained from the car. “Well spent money!”

Jed just knocked on the door and waited as Mark yelled out.

“FUCKING WELL SPENT MONEY!” Mark yelled out.

“Will you shut up already!?” Jed shouted back. Mark just rolled up his window and started yelling, everything was muffled. “Thank ya.”

As he finished talking, the door was opened to reveal well... Not what Jed was expecting. In the doorway stood looked as if someone had taken a pony and given them human features, Upright, hands, etc, but kept a lot of the pony as well. Do to the pony/human having quite the chest on her Jed could tell it was a she. And the fact that she was wearing purple pajamas with stars all over them kinda helped too.

“May I help yo-” She began before she saw Jed. They both stared at each other Jed broke the silence.

“Eohguhgheg hgub...” He babbled his eyes rolled into his head and fell backwards, passing out. Twilight blinked before seeing Mark in his car.

“Wat?” Mark said looking confused, before putting the car in reverse, and slowly backing away. Before realizing that Jed was knocked out. “Weeeeeeeeelllll.......” He began before just passing out, but not before turning the handbrake on, and turning off the car.

Twilight just looked from Jed to Mark before she sighed and went into her library to use the phone inside. After a quick phone call to her friends, she dragged Jed inside and went to the car to pull Mark out. A quick struggle to move him and closing the car door, she finally brought him inside. As she found them to be harmless(seeing as one fainted), she threw a blanket over each of them and went back to sleep upstair, too tired to deal with this right now.

Jed slowly came too and shook his head to clear the slight headache he got from passing out last night. He looked around and saw that he was inside of some sort of library. He shook his head again and tried to think of what happened last night.

‘Okay. Mark got us lost in a rainstorm. Was a beautiful night last night. Found a 18th century town with modern additions. And met a purple pony person with a large rack. Passed out. Seems legit.’ Jed thought to himself as he looked around some more.

He sighed and got up when he noticed he was in a blanket and Mark was next to him. Snoring. Rolling his eyes he got up and folded the blanket, not wanting to be rude to whoever was nice enough to take his fainting ass in at night. With a sigh he looked around some more before he heard a voice from upstairs.

“Oh you’re awake! Good!” A girl’s voice said. He turned to see the girl... mare? He saw last night. Were it not for the eight hours of sleep he got, he might have fainted again. “How are you? Are you hurt at all?”

“UUuuuuuuuuuuuh...” Was all that Jed could say as he watched the mare/girl descend the staircase dressed in a navy blue sweater with a white dress shirt underneath it and a light red mini skirt. Her hair was a deep violet with a purple and pink stripe running down the middle of it. Taking a better look, he noticed that she had a tail that was colored much in the same way. He also noticed that instead of feet, she had hooves. “No?”

“Oh good! You can talk! I was wondering if you were just some random pet or wild animal.” The purple mare/girl said.

“Oh thanks, that is such a compliment.” Jed said sarcastically. The purple mare blushed slightly and chuckled nervously.

“Heh heh... Sorry. Just I haven’t seen anything like you before. Although what you and your friend are wearing, and what he was driving, seem fairly familiar.” The purple one observed as she walked over. “Oh! But where are my manners? I am Twilight Sparkle! Protege to Princess Celestia and local librarian.” She held out her hand and smiled.

“Uuuh.. I’m Jed. Jedidiah Thum. Artist and digital designer.” Jed said shaking Twilight’s hand.

“That’s a strange name.” Twilight said giggling.

“Heh, speak for yourself Miss Sparkle.” Jed said chuckling. “Um, you’re being very kind for an alien species don’tcha think?”

“Well, I figure if you were gonna hurt me last night, you would’ve instead of passing out in shock.” Twilight said giggling even more as Jed blushed slightly. “Speaking of species, what are you?”

“Me and my friend here are what we call Human or Homo sapiens if you want the sciency term.” Jed said shrugging. Twilight nodded as her horn, Which Jed just noticed she had, glowed as levitated a notebook and quill over to her. “Wow! How the hell did you do that!?”

“What magic?” Twilight asked as she opened the notebook.

“Yeah!” Jed said a little flabbergasted.

“Every unicorn can do magic! Why? Can humans not do magic where you're from?” Twilight asked.

“Well, no... We can do simple illusions and escape tricks, but nothing like what you just did without wires or magnets.” Jed said while Twilight was writing everything down.

“What else about your world can you tell me?” Twilight asked with a twinkle in her eye and a smile on her face.

“I could tell you a lot, but right now, I would like to know where I am.” Jed said chuckling. Twilight giggled with him and nodded.

“Alright well you are in Equestria!” She said happily.

“Eques-what now?” Jed said.

“Equestria! It’s the land of ponies that is ruled by the Princesses, Celestia and Luna who move the sun and moon every morning and night.” Twilight recited.

“....” Jed just stood there quietly before he sighed and put his face in his hands. “I would normally call ‘Bullshit’ but considering that there is a anthro purple unicorn standing in front of me, I will just have to take your word for it.”

“Hey you okay?” Twilight said putting a hand on Jed’s shoulder. He looked down at her noticing she was a bit shorter than him.

“Not exactly. I just found out that I am in a land of mystical talking anthro ponies. And not in America. So forgive me if I am not exactly ‘Happy’.” Jed said sounding a bit sour.

“Oh don’t be that way! Things could look up!” Twilight said

“And you just jinxed anyway of me and Mark getting home.” Jed said facepalming.

“What?” Twilight said.

“Nothing, well if you want to try and find us a way home that would be amazing.” Jed said smiling before a loud THUMP made both him and Twilight jump, even more surprising, the back of Twilight’s shirt ripped open to reveal quite a nifty set of purple wings. “... Wut!?”

Instead of getting a straight answer, Jed instead got a massive Rainbow plowing into his side and throwing him against the wall. He didn’t even hit the ground before he was picked up and pressed against the wall by someone.

“Who are you!? What are you!? Are you a spy!?” The person said. Jed just mumbled out something incoherent before his eyes started working again. The first thing he saw was all the colors of the rainbow right under his nose.

“Uh... Did I just get pummeled by skittles?” Jed asked still dazed.

“What did you just call me!?” The Rainbow one said angrily.

“Rainbow Dash! Put’em down! He ain’t dun nuthin’ to deserve that!” A southern accent said. There was a snort before Jed felt whatever was holding his against the wall let go and let him slide down to the floor to message his aching mind. He heard someone walk over and put a hand on his head causing him to hiss in displeasure.

“O-oh my... I can’t see anything wrong other than a small cut and a large bruise. I think you are alright.” A quiet voice said.

“Oh gee willikers, thanks mom!” Jed said still dazed and smiling.

“Rainbow, I think you broke him.” I heard a posh voice say.

“I don’t like batteries!” Jed said blinking rapidly and tossing his head to the left.

“Well... He shouldn’t have looked so intimidating!” Rainbow said.

“Rainbow, he was literally standing there. If that is what you think intimidating is, I’d like to see what a manticore would do to you.” Twilight said as glass of water floated over to Jed before it was dumped onto Jed’s head.

“AAAAUGH! COLD COLD COLD!” Jed shouted suddenly jumping up and running in place for a moment. “Aaaaaah! Cold cold!”

“See? He is fine!” Rainbow said.

“Oh god.... What happened?” Jed said looking around and taking off his soaked overcoat and fedora.

“Our friend, Rainbow Dash, thought that you were threatening so she threw you into a wall and tried to interrogate you.” Twilight explained while Jed looked over the other ponies that had entered the house.

One was wearing a leather vest, red plaid shirt with the sleeves rolled up, worn out jeans and cowboy boots. Her coat was orange while her hair, or mane, was blond and pulled back into a ponytail, Ha... Ha... Ha.., but covered by a stetson Her tail was done much in the same way. She had a ‘Don’t mess with me, I don’t mess with you’ kind of attitude going.

The next one was BRIGHT pink with a poofy and curly magenta mane and tail. She was wearing a dark magenta sleeveless dress that stretched down to her knees while her legs were covered by almost knee high socks and her hooves were covered by some sort of sneaker looking thing. She was well... Just bouncy. Kinda hard to ignore her since well. Girl. Bouncing. Yeah you get the picture.

The one that stood next to her was butter yellow and had a long pink mane that seemed to cover her face. She wore a mustard yellow sweater that seemed to stretch all the way past her waist and was wearing a set of light blue jeans while her hooves were covered in the same sneaker looking things while a nice pair of wings stuck out from her back. She seemed to play with her tail and avoid eye contact with Jed at any cost.

The second to last one was marshmallow white with an elegantly curled purple mane and tail with a horn sticking out of her mane. She was wearing a white sweater that seemed to be buttoned up so that she showed her stomach and had a nice set of black dress pants on her legs while her hooves looked to be covered in the equivalent of high heels for hooves. She had the sense of elegance, taste, and ladylike simply pouring off of her.

The final one Jed kinda recognised. Her mane was kinda ratty but was all colors of the rainbow and her tail was just the same. She wore a sports jacket of sorts with a hood that was a vibrant blue while her legs were covered in navy blue jeans. Under her jacket was a solid grey shirt with a picture of a cloud with a rainbow colored lightning bolt and her wings, which honestly seemed a bit bigger or stronger than Twilight’s or the butter colored one, stuck out just the same as Twilight’s or the butter one. She had a pissed off expression and was glaring at Jed while giving off the cocky attitude that Jed could not mistake.

“Jedidiah-” Twilight began.

“Please, Jed is fine. Every time I hear my full name I think I am in trouble.” Jed said chuckling. Twilight gave him a giggle and nodded.

“Well Jed, these are my friends.” Twilight said as she went from right to left. “That is Applejack, she runs an apple orchard outside of town.”

“Pleasure to meet’cha mister Jed.” Applejack said holding out her hand, which Jed gladly took.

“That is Pinkie P-” Twilight began before Jed was thrown to the ground with a pink pony person on top of him.

“HIMYNAMEISPINKIEPIEDOYOULIKECUPCAKESOHOHWHATABOUTCANDYORMAYBECHOCOLATEMILKSHAKESOREVEN-” Pinkie began at a million words a second with her nose pressed against Jed’s. All the while Jed was simply sitting there a little confused and kinda terrified of the energy Pinkie held. “-ANDIHAVEAPETCROCODILENAMEDGUMMY!”

“..... Yes?” Was all Jed could say before Pinkie let out a squee and got off of him before picking him up and giving him a hug. Jed blinked in confusion as she let go and happily bounced back to her spot next to the others. “...Wut?”

Twilight walked up next to him and whispered. “It’s just Pinkie being Pinkie. Go with it and your brain will hurt less.”

Jed just dumbly nodded as Twilight continued. “That is Fluttershy. She runs a small animal shelter of sorts outside of town as well next to the Everfree forest.”

The yellow one gave a small ‘EEP’ before hiding behind Applejack. Jed decided not to press on with her, in hopes of not messing things up before anything actually happened. Unfortunately, Applejack just took her out from behind her and pushed her forward until she was in front of me. She just shrank away before slowly beginning to walk back. Jed just smiled and chuckled.

“Heh she reminds me of me when I was younger.” Jed whispered to Twilight getting a chuckle out of her.

“Don’t worry, she’ll warm up to you eventually.” Twilight whispered back before going to the next pony person. “And she is Rarity. She owns a clothing shop in town.”

“Charmed to meet you.” Rarity said with a smile as she stepped forward. Jed just chuckled and gave a small bow. “Oh such a gentleman!”

“Just wait till you get to know me.” Jed said as he stood back up receiving a chuckle from Applejack. Rarity gave him a small smile and a snicker as she remembered an event long ago from the gala. “But in all honesty, it’s a pleasure to meet you Miss Rarity.”

She gave him a smile before walking back to the group. “And I believe you have met Rainbow Dash already.”

“Oh yeah. Skittles.” Jed said smirking as he looked at Rainbow Dash. This caused her to snort in anger before dashing over(No pun intended.) and grabbing his jacket, which was kinda funny looking because of her being a inch or two shorter that Jed.

“What does that even mean!?” She said pulling him down to look her in the eye. Jed just chuckled.

“Skittles is a type of candy from where I come from. And the candy itself is all the colors of the rainbow. Just like your hair-... er mane.” Jed said simply. This caused Rainbow Dash to snort again and let go of him, letting him stand up straight again.

“Just watch yourself pal.” Rainbow said as she went back to her spot with the others and leaned against the wall.

“Now that all of the aggression is out of the way.” Twilight began. “I believe I should send a letter to the Princess.”

“Princess?” Jed asked looking at Twilight.

“Oh right! You’re not from here... I guess you will just meet them if and when they come.” Twilight said shrugging as her horn glowed and another parchment floated over with a quill as she began to write. “There! Now, Spike! Come down here please!”

A small thud from upstairs before a purple and green lizard bound down the stairs and ran up to Twilight. Jed blinked and looked to the lizard as it did the same to him. THey stared at each other before Twilight spoke up.

“Oh! Jed, this is Spike, my assistant and dragon. Spike, this is Jed, he is a Human.” I raised my hand and waved at him, making him do the same to me. “...Right. Spike can you send this letter for me?”

“Of course Twilight!” Spike said as he took the letter and blew green fire onto it.

“... You just burnt that letter.” Jed deadpanned.

“It sends it to Celestia through magic.” Twilight said simply. Jed just made the ‘Ooooh’ expression and nodded his head as he understood.

“I get it.” Jed said simply. Twilight looked at him curiously.

“Really?”

“Yeah. It’s magic. You ain’t gotta explain shit.” Jed said shrugging. This caused Spike to snicker and a few of the other ponies to giggle as well as Twilight facepalmed.

“Yeah. That’s it exactly.” Twilight said sighing before Spike let out a loud belch and a scroll appeared from the puff of fire that came with it. “Oh! She wrote back!”

“... Instant message by fire breathing lizard. Works for me!” Jed said as Twilight read the letter.

“Hmmm. Everyone might want to stand back and cover your eyes.” Twilight said as everyone put a hand over their eyes and scooted back a bit.

“Wh-?” Jed began before a bright flash blinded him and caused him to go to his knees with his hands over his eyes. “AUGH! My eyes!”

“Told you.” Twilight said snickering slightly. “Need any help?”

“Naw, I am just blind and on the floor.” Jed said as he began to blink rapidly to clear the blobs of color that obscured his vision. “Just gimme a minute to clear my eyes. Augh...”

“He certainly is a quirky one isn’t he?” A motherly voice said.

“You don’t know the half of it.” Jed said as his vision slowly came back. “God this is worse than getting blinded my floodlights.”

As Jed blinked away the last of the his blindness, he stood up and stretched a bit. He looked up to see a rather tall woman, or mare at this point, standing in front of him.

She was six or eight inches taller than him, which was slightly intimidating, and had a snow white coat with the slight tint of pink. She wore a long white flowing dress that stretched down to her ankles and wore a large golden necklace with a purple diamond in the middle of it. Her hooves were covered in golden slipper looking things.

“Woah....” Was all Jed could said as he looked up. “I have been dwarfed before, but this is just ridiculous.”

A groan was heard from behind everyone, Mark just rose up, albeit very clumsily. He walked over to a wall and leaned against it before groaning again.

“Mornin’.” Jed said as he looked over to Mark whom just waved a dismissive hand. “Hey, you might wanna open your eyes.”

“Mmmmm.” Mark mused out as he kept leaning against the wall.

“Dude, seriously wake up.” Jed said a little annoyed. Mark just slid down the wall and was half snoring. “Mark! Your energy drinks are on fire!”

“Left them at home....” Mark muttered and was sheilding his eyes.

“Exactly. And your home is on fire.” Jed said simply.

“Whatever....” Mark said.

“Fine be that way. Don’t wake up and see a bunch of busty ladies.” Jed said shrugging.

Mark just opened one eye and looked albeit, he shielded that eye after like a nano second of opening it. “Oh... god so light....”

“Jesus christ, just put those sunglasses on.” Jed said sighing.

“Fuck you. I do what I want.” Mark said, reaching after the sunglasses.

“Is he always like this?” Twilight whispered to Jed.

“Only in the mornings.” Jed said shaking his head. “Mark, get up! We have company... Or well. We’re the company, but you get what I am trying to say....”

“Gah.” Mark said as he put on the sunglasses, he then remained quiet for sometime.

“Did he fall asleep again?” Twilight asked.

“Nope.” Mark said.
“Then why are you quiet?” Twilight asked.

“I don’t want to open my eyes.” Mark said with a yawn.

“Too damn bad. Just get up already.” Jed said rubbing his temples.

“Nope fuck you, go to hell.” Mark said, with another yawn.

“Well that’s not nice at all.” The tall, white pony said.

“Eh, you get used to it after a while.” Jed said shrugging. “You should see what happens when his team loses a game.”

“I heard that.” Mark said.

“It’s all over Youtube.” Jed said to Mark.

“It’s not my fault that tournament was broadcasted live, across the fucking internets...... And the whole world.”

“Maybe you shouldn’t have had a caffeine crash afterwards either.” Jed said.

“Well if its so easy, why don’t you do it?” Mark asked.

“.... Touche, you tired bastard. Now get up.” Jed said walking over.

“No.” Mark said again. Jed walked over next to Mark and took a book off the shelf before turning to Twilight.

“Is this book important?” Jed asked.

“No, it’s one of the most common ones out there.” Twilight said shrugging.

“Oh good.” Jed said as he lifted and dropped the book onto Mark. “Now get up.”

“God fine....” Mark said before standing up and punching Jed in the stomach. “You fucking jerk.”

“Dick.” Jed said as he rubbed his stomach. “Now look.”

Mark just looked at Twilight and company, before turning back to Jed and saying. “So what? they are animals on fucking legs? Whoop-de-fucking-doo.”

“Oh now that is just rude.” Rarity said.

“Oh and they talk, Jesus. I just want to sleep.” Mark complained.

“... You always want to sleep.” Jed said. “It could be a mountain of gold and you’d want to sleep.”

“I won around a million in prize money, so fuck you I do what the fuck I want.” Mark said shrugging.

“Right... Just go back to sleep you rude fuck.” Jed said glaring at Mark. “No one likes you.”

“Now that’s rude!” Mark exclaimed.

“... Touche.” Jed said smiling and stopping his glare. “So we good now?”

“Still freaking tired, but yeah.... I’m good.”

“Want a energy drink?”

“I stopped with those....” Mark said.

“Oh... How about coffee?” Jed asked.

“Yeah, something like that, as long as its not dark.” Mark said, tiredly. That is when Pinkie bounced over and pulled a cup of Coffee that was pretty much 50% milk 50% coffee.

“Here you go!” She said happily.

“Uh thank you...... Weird.... Pink one......... Pink.” Mark said. “Your name is Pink right?”

“Pinkie Pie is the name!” She said happily.

“Right, Pink.” Mark said as he took the cup of coffee and sipped on it. “Holy shit, this coffee man.”

“Good coffee?” Jed asked.

“Ya don’t say.” Mark said sarcastically. “Its- its a giant cup of jizz face.”

“... Right.” Jed said facepalming. “You feeling any better?”

“No fuck you.” Mark replied instantly.

“Yeah you’re fine.” Jed said patting Mark on the back. Mark just slapped away Jed’s hand and kept drinking his coffee. He just sighed and looked at the pony people in front of him. “Everyone meet, Mark. The Disgruntled Gamer.”

“Just because I make more money than you..” Mark muttered.

“I was saying that you’re grumpy. Ya prick.” Jed said.

“Just because I can game better than you.” Mark said rubbing it in Jeds face.

“And you can’t draw anything better than a stick figure.” Jed said smugly.

“And I make over five hundred grand per tournament, beat that mother fucker.”

“I get to draw ladies nude. Fuck you.” Jed said simply and getting up.

“Wait, you do what now?” Twilight asked suddenly and blushing a bit.

“And you have to live with me.” Mark said.

“And do you know how difficult it is not to smother you every chance I get?” Jed said annoyed and gritting his teeth. Mark just nodded and smiled smugly while Jed sighed and looked back to the tall white pony. He sighed and walked over to the tall pony before holding out his hand and smiling.

“Hi, I am Jedidiah, but call me Jed please. That over there is Mark and we are humans.” Jed said simply as the tall one took and shook his head smiling.

“Please to meet you Jed. I am Princess Celestia, ruler of Equestria and raiser of the sun each morning.” The tall one said as Jed’s eyes almost bugged out. “And may I ask why you are so chipper after that little verbal war you just had?”

Jed just shrugged and said. “When you do this for a good year, you learn to take it like black coffee. Drink it in one big swoop and taste the bitterness before going about your day.”

“That is an odd analogy for an argument among friends.” Celestia said giggling.

“Eeeh. It’s just how I view life.” Jed said shrugging. “So why do I owe the pleasure of meeting the Princess on this fine sunny day?”

“My student told me of how a new sentient species arrived on her doorstep last night and had to come down to investigate.” Celestia said. “Speaking of investigating... Tell me, did you and your friend come through a nasty pitch black storm last night?”

“Yes we did actually, why?” Jed asked. Celestia let out a heavy sigh and handed him a scroll with the insignia of a sun on the stamp.

“You also might want to sit down before you read this.” She said with a sad tone.

“Why? It’s not like we can’t go home or anything.” Jed said chuckling as he opened up the scroll and began to read it to himself. His expression became more and more dark as he read. He finally spoke up at the last line of the scroll. “It is with a heavy heart that I must inform you that there is no way back if you came through a pitch black storm... What, what are you sayin’ with this?” Jed said as he let out a nervous chuckle.

“I am saying that the storm you went through was an excessive build of magic that happens every thousand years due to the amount of it being released by all the unicorns and other magical beings in Equestria. Last time it happened the magic corrupted my sister and turned her into a monster.” Celestia said with a heavy hearted tone. “And this time, it appears to have taken two unfortunate souls into it’s clutches and brought them to a world that was not their own.”

“Well can’t we go back through!?” Jed asked sounding rather panicked. Celestia shook her head.

“The amount of magic that it took to bring you here was most likely just enough to keep you alive as you went through it. The storm is gone now.” Celestia said.

“So... You are pretty much saying... That we are stuck here indefinitely?” Jed asked in quiet tone. Celestia nodded her head as Jed walked backwards and landed on Twilight’s couch before he buried his face in his hands and sat there.

“What have I missed?!” Mark said now extremely awake. “Shit, I fell asleep... I missed something important didn’t I?”

“Yeeeeah. You may not like this.” Twilight began.

“Then don’t tell me.” Mark said, standing up.

“Well we are gonna have to tell ya anyway.” Twilight said nervously. So with that they sat Mark down and let Celestia re-explain what had happened to them.

“Well that fucking sucks.” Mark said, with a small sad face.

“You’re taking this a lot better than your friend is.” Celestia said.

“Eh.... I’m a gamer, you get used to defeat after a while.” Mark said shrugging.

“THIS FUCKING SUCKS!” Jed suddenly shouted to the sky and then turned the others. “Sorry just had to get that out.”

Author's Notes:

Well? Whadda y'all think?