56 Chapters:

1. Let's Start This Train Wreck! [Fimfiction.net] [Cache] Mar 30th, 2013
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2. What the Fuck is a FiMFiction Gold Account, and Why the Fuck Does it Say I have One? [Fimfiction.net] [Cache] Apr 1st, 2013
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3. Porn is Illegal in Ukraine Unless it is for Medicinal Use [Fimfiction.net] [Cache] Apr 7th, 2013
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4. Pope Francis I Worked as a Bouncer to Pay for School [Fimfiction.net] [Cache] Apr 9th, 2013
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5. Harvard is Trying to Make Robotic Honey Bees [Fimfiction.net] [Cache] Apr 10th, 2013
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6. The Entire Country of Zimbabwe is Only Worth $217 [Fimfiction.net] [Cache] Apr 11th, 2013
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7. North Korea Sits on an Estimated $6,000,000,000,000 in Rare Metals and Minerals [Fimfiction.net] [Cache] Apr 13th, 2013
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8. A Man Escaped Prison in a Cardboard Box, Solid Snake Style [Fimfiction.net] [Cache] Apr 14th, 2013
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9. Roald Dahl Helped Create a Cerebral Shunt Initially Designed for his Son, and has Helped Over 3000 Children Across the Globe. [Fimfiction.net] [Cache] Apr 17th, 2013
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10. Henry Kissinger set up a Civilian Government to run a German City After the Second World War in Only Eight Days [Fimfiction.net] [Cache] Apr 20th, 2013
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11. There is a Micro Nation in Nevada called Molossia, Consisting of a House, and its Front and Back Yards [Fimfiction.net] [Cache] Apr 26th, 2013
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12. Fanta is available in hundreds of flavors, including "Mushroom," "Red Tangerine," "Lychee Soursop," and "Banana Fermented Milk" [Fimfiction.net] [Cache] Apr 30th, 2013
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13. STDs are Killing Koalas [Fimfiction.net] [Cache] May 4th, 2013
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14. Girls in Mozambique can be Purchased from Human Traffickers for as Little as Two Dollars [Fimfiction.net] [Cache] May 13th, 2013
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15. Guantanamo Bay has a McDonald's [Fimfiction.net] [Cache] May 19th, 2013
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16. Dave Chappelle was Offered the role of Bubba in Forrest Gump. He Regrets Turning it Down [Fimfiction.net] [Cache] May 20th, 2013
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17. Buzz Aldrin Punched a Dude Because he Said the Moon Landing was Fake [Fimfiction.net] [Cache] May 21st, 2013
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18. Whitestrake has no Way of Knowing if His Chapter Titles are Actually Factual [Fimfiction.net] [Cache] May 24th, 2013
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19. Porn Stars and Legal Prostitutes have a Union [Fimfiction.net] [Cache] May 26th, 2013
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20. Ponce De Leon Never Searched for the Fountain of Youth. The Story was Made up After his Death to Make him Look Like an Idiot. They Succeeded. [Fimfiction.net] [Cache] May 28th, 2013
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21. Every Combination on a Rubik's Cube can be Solved in Twenty Moves or Less [Fimfiction.net] [Cache] May 28th, 2013
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22. Cleopatra was Greek, not Egyptian [Fimfiction.net] [Cache] May 29th, 2013
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23. In 2012 Hasbro received a 1.6 million dollar tax credit from the state of Rhode Island with a promise to create 245 new jobs in the state. Instead they laid off more than 125 workers. [Fimfiction.net] [Cache] May 29th, 2013
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24. The first breast implants were tested on dogs [Fimfiction.net] [Cache] May 30th, 2013
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25. A bacterial infection is the likely reason there are only two sexes in animals and plants. [Fimfiction.net] [Cache] May 31st, 2013
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26. That Chimpanzees Make and Use Spears. [Fimfiction.net] [Cache] Jun 16th, 2013
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27. There's a man who has been in 692 movies. His name is Frank Welker. [Fimfiction.net] [Cache] Jun 28th, 2013
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28. In 2005, a man traded his way from a paper clip all the way to a two story house - In 14 trades. [Fimfiction.net] [Cache] Jul 24th, 2013
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29. When Hitler's nephew enlisted himself to the US navy, the recruiting officer supposedly said "Glad to see you, Hitler. My name's Hess." [Fimfiction.net] [Cache] Jul 26th, 2013
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30. Reddit was down for maintenance, so there is no fact for this title [Fimfiction.net] [Cache] Jul 28th, 2013
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31. On this day 55 years ago NASA was created by Dwight D. Eisenhower [Fimfiction.net] [Cache] Aug 12th, 2013
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32. 'Jersey Shore' is known in Japan as 'Macaroni Rascals' [Fimfiction.net] [Cache] Aug 7th, 2013
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33. When water of any kind falls in this fic, someone is dead or dying [Fimfiction.net] [Cache] Aug 13th, 2013
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34. Jay wrote this chapter. Don't bother pointing out any errors, lore rapes, or anything you find unsavory. I assure you, neither of us gives a fuck. [Fimfiction.net] [Cache] Aug 18th, 2013
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35. In 2006 a man hired a hitman to kill his wife. His wife ended up killing the hitman with her bare hands. [Fimfiction.net] [Cache] Aug 19th, 2013
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36. I'm not sure why I made this (Smile Smile Smile edit) [Fimfiction.net] [Cache] Sep 4th, 2013
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37. Ink costs more than human blood [Fimfiction.net] [Cache] Sep 6th, 2013
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38. J.J. Abrams is producing a Half-Life movie AND a Portal movie. [Fimfiction.net] [Cache] Sep 8th, 2013
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39. The blood smear on The Comedian's button in Watchmen represents the minute hand on the Soviet Doomsday Clock. [Fimfiction.net] [Cache] Sep 24th, 2013
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40. Evil clowns can be hired to stalk your child for a week before their birthday. [Fimfiction.net] [Cache] Sep 16th, 2013
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41. In the late 1600s London was plagued by an attacker who would spank his victims with a rod and shout "Spanko!" before running away [Fimfiction.net] [Cache] Sep 24th, 2013
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42. There are 62 episodes of Breaking Bad. The 62nd element in the periodic table is Samarium, which is used to treat lung cancer [Fimfiction.net] [Cache] Oct 1st, 2013
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43. Y'all is not a conjunction of "You All" but rather an archaic form of English equivalent to the Spanish vosotros [Fimfiction.net] [Cache] Oct 7th, 2013
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44. Abraham Lincoln was challenged to a duel and given the choice of weapon, went with broadswords [Fimfiction.net] [Cache] Nov 5th, 2013
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45. Wilhelm II , the German Kaiser and one of the most hated men who ever lived, while absconding to Holland received a letter from a small boy telling him how much the boy loved him in spite of what others thought. [Fimfiction.net] [Cache] Nov 24th, 2013
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46. The difference between gods and daemons largely depends upon where one is standing at the moment - Lorgar, Primarch of the Word Bearers [Fimfiction.net] [Cache] Nov 30th, 2013
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47. If the path to salvation leads through purgatory, then so be it - Ahzek Ahriman, former Chief Librarian of the Thousand Sons [Fimfiction.net] [Cache] Dec 14th, 2013
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48. One cannot consider the fate of a single man, nor ten, nor a thousand. Billions will live or die by our actions here, and we haven't the luxury of counting the cost - Inquisitor Kryptman [Fimfiction.net] [Cache] Dec 18th, 2013
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49. I will not make another rash or premature decision - Horus Lupercal, Primarch of the Luna Wolves/Sons of Horus [Fimfiction.net] [Cache] Dec 23rd, 2013
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50. The day will not save them, and we own the night - Horus Lupercal, Primarch of the Luna Wolves/Sons of Horus [Fimfiction.net] [Cache] Feb 3rd, 2014
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51. This is our galaxy. Ours to corrupt. Ours to enslave. The Gods will not be denied their prize - Xereth, Sorcerer of the Black Legion [Fimfiction.net] [Cache] Feb 6th, 2014
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52. So here I am, in a lose-lose position. Stay here and die at the hands of alien heretics - or throw in my lot with two superhuman psychopaths with a death wish! - Trooper Halvus [Fimfiction.net] [Cache] Jun 18th, 2014
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53. To sleep, perchance to dream! - Battlecry of the Sleepless [Fimfiction.net] [Cache] Jun 25th, 2014
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54. Nevermore - Corvus Corax, Primarch of the Raven Guard [Fimfiction.net] [Cache] Jul 1st, 2014
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55. I apologize for what I'm about to do - Ahzek Ahriman [Fimfiction.net] [Cache] Aug 4th, 2014
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56. The Dawn of Time Breaks/See the Sun Rise to The Sky/ The Wheel of Time Begins to Turn [Fimfiction.net] [Cache] Mar 1st, 2017
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