My Little Pony: Universal Magic
Chapter 27: The Corona Shorts: Corona Virus Comes To Equestria
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Well, it looks like I’m doing another one of these. Wolf has me by the balls when it comes to these shorts, if you know what I’m saying. Not in a gay way, just that he has me pinned down. Of course not in a gay way, he is just forcing me to…you know what, never mind. So I have to write another one of these “shorts” so here it goes I guess. So what else is there to write about? Hhmmm…The Ghost stuff? No…no no no, not yet…those are too precious to be seen by the likes of you people…uhhhh…hmmmm…maybe the fly?
No, not yet, you people are not ready for such a thing yet…and when I mean by you people, I mean the Asians. And maybe the Jews…which by the way, I know I can’t hear your response because this is just me writing in a journal that will theoretically be picked up by someone in the future once I throw it into the abyss or some shit like that but uhhh…can you Jews kindly please stop counting my sheckles. That would greeeeeaaaaat…thaaaaaaaanks. Anyways, what should I write about that doesn’t matter much anymore…what can I look through the portals and see?
Oh I know… hold on, let me clear my mind. Alright, settle down one and all, for I have a story to tell you all. I have a tale between a father and his two daughters. A father that had ambition and wanted it all for him and his family, but was too self-centered for his own good and let his ambitions blind him for what really mattered in his life. Yes, that is correct assumingly you guessed it right as to who I am referring to… the Corona Virus and his two daughters Ebola Chan and Corona Chan.
Or just his short name, The Corona, Corona Virus is his father’s name and Novel Covid-19 is his full legal name. So where do we begin here? Ah, well let’s start back on Earth, My Earth or was that an alternate universe Earth? Doesn’t matter, it’s all the same shit if they both fucking suck, am I right? No…ok, moving on here. So we start in an ordinary neighborhood in the suburbs in a normal, calming, house at night.
The house itself is your average two story house, painted white, and has no problems with it. It is an average, family sized house that any family would buy…assuming their credit rating is good, otherwise they have no other choice but to live out on the street with the rest of the poor people…and when I mean by poor people, I mean the blacks.
Well, assuming there is no room left in the hood. Anyways the house was occupied by a three person family, of course filled with white people, and a pet dog. The father was asleep, and throughout the house, all the lights were off except for two bed rooms. The parent’s bed room and the kid’s bed room. And in the kid’s bed room was pretty much your average child’s bed room that was fit for a six year old. The room was painted a sort of dark-ish blue, sort of like a dark light blue you could say. There were toys in the toy box, a desk with the globe sitting on it. There was a bed sitting in the corner of the room, with a night stand right next to it with a little lamp.
And that lamp was on and shining bright to illuminate the corner of the room. And in the bed was a little boy who had brown, short hair, and a little look of worry upon his face. And right next to him was his mother who had the curves to her female body and long lustful hair, but with a calming and motherly look on her face. She was tucking in her little baby into bed, covering up and pulling the covers over her son.
And as she finished securing her boy into the bed, the little boy looked up with worry and anxiety to his mother and asked her, “Mommy, I’m sacred.”
The mother gave a warm smile and thought it was cute that he was scarred, and she said with a warm tone in her voice to him, “And why is that sweetie?”
The little boy then said to her, “I’m scared that the Corona Virus is going to come out of my closet and get me while I’m sleeping.”
The mother could only help but giggle a little and looked calmly to her child while trying to comfort his fears and said to him, “Don’t be silly son, there’s no such thing as a Corona Virus.”
But the son was still scarred and he continued to remain worried. So he said to his mother while sitting up a little bit in his bed, “But mommy…”
However, he was soon cut off as his mother gently laid her hand on his chest and pushed him back down into his bed as she said to him, “There is nothing in your closet that will come out and get you. The only thing you need to fear are the Jews. Now get some sleep, you have school in the morning.”
However, the little boy still wasn’t convinced, so he had said, “But…”
But he was cut off once again as the mother was walking away as she said to him, “I’ll leave the lamp on as a little night light for you. Goodnight and try to have sweet dreams”
She had given one last look to her son as she gave a warm and comforting smile towards him right before she turned around completely and left the room. As soon as she had left, the boy was still scarred regardless of his mother’s advice. But he tried to remain calm within his own mind, so he decided to try and not to worry about such fears getting to him.
And soon, as he was looking around his empty room, he soon started to close his eyes and drift off into dreamland soundly, knowing that his mother was probably right. Until there was a little squeaking noise that from his door happened that is. Once he heard the slight noise, his eyes jumped open wide and took a quick look around the room. And then the noise happened again, and the little boy immediately sat up in his bed. However, the boy thought about it real quick and concluded that the noise had came from his closet. So he looked forward, as that is where the closet was at, and stared at it, thinking of all the kinds of monsters that could have been there.
Yet, he wasn’t sure if it was just all in his head or not, so he took a little gulp and asked it out loud a little bit, “Hello?”
And then after a few seconds of silence of no answer, a little big ball that was a sort of a color between a peach and a pink that was big as an adult human being and covered with spikes took a little peek out of the closet.
And once the little boy saw this, he screamed out loud, “AH! IT’S THE CORONA VIRUS! HE’S COME TO GET ME!”
And as soon as the little boy yelled that out loud as he could, The Corona simply slipped back into the closet almost as if he was never there to begin with. As for the little boy, he jumped out of bed and ran straight for his parent’s room down the hall to tell them of the scary Corona that was in his closet. And so as soon as the little boy left the room, the Corona was pleased by this as he continued to hide amongst the little boy’s clothes. And soon he started to speak to himself, and whenever he talked, his entire body glowed.
Another thing about the Corona was that he didn’t have legs, rather, he was just floating there with nothing beneath him, but it only meant that he couldn’t fly. He was still grounded in a sense. And whenever he talked, he had the voice that was high pitched, but was male, since he was a he after all, go figure. But it was that kind of high pitched, sort of like The Monarch you could say, but not quite, but that is what his voice sounded like in a way.
Well anyways, the little boy was out of his room, telling his parents on him, but the Corona felt confident about his actions, as he said to himself, “That fool! Thinking he can go get his parents to come and save him. Well think again kiddo, I’m here, right now! And soon you’ll be under my control as my slave! And as soon as I get you, I’ll get your parents! AND SOON THE ENTIRE WORLD WILL BE UNDER MY CONTROL AND EVERY HUMAN BEING SHALL BE MY SLAVE! I SHALL HAVE THEM BUILD PYRAMIDS IN MY IMAGE! THEY SHALL WORSHIP ME AS THEIR GOD, AND THE WHOLE WORLD WILL BE MINE IN WORD DOMINATION! AND NO ONE CAN STOP ME! HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!”
He had laughed at the last part of what he had said to himself as an evil laugh like a corny villain. His heart was set on world domination after all. However, that was short lived as he was caught…
30 MINUTES LATER OUTSIDE THE HOUSE…
And so the Corona’s plans were foiled and he was outside of the house. The police arrived as the parents found the Corona in their son’s closet, and boy’s parents were pissed off by that. And so they called 911, and the police had came as soon as they could. And no more than thirty minutes later, two police officers, one black, one white, dragged him out of the little boy’s closet, and out to their car where they had him over the hood of their vehicle. As the flashing lights of red and blue filled the air, the parents were watching as the two police officers were talking to the Corona, and all were not happy at all.
Especially the parents who had extremely pissed off looks off their face, while the police were just determined to put the Corona away in jail for the night.
The Corona was talking to the two officers and he said, “I DIDN’T DO ANYTHING! YOU’VE GOT THE WRONG GUY!”
The white police officer then said to the Corona, “Sir, you were seen hiding in their son’s closet, you were caught red handed their buddy.”
The Corona then responded to the two officers, “BUT IM NOT A CRIMINAL…I’M PART OF THEIR FAMILY! RIGHT GUYS!?”
He was referring to the family of three, and had metaphorically looked over to them for an answer, since the Corona didn’t have any eyes…or a mouth or a nose for that matter, but whatever.
The Family however wasn’t in the mood for his games and the father simple said while in his pajamas, “YOU WERE IN MY SON’S CLOSET WATCHING HIM SLEEP YOU SICK CHILD MOLESTER!” The Corona could only respond and he yelled out loud, “BUT I’M NOT A CHILD MOLESTOR! I DON’T SWING THAT WAY! I’M NOT THAT KIND OF GUY! HONEST! I WAS ONLY TRYING TO INFECT HIM!”
And then the white police officer then asked the Corona, “And how were you going to infect him sir?”
And then the Corona then simply stated, “BY TOUCHING HIM OF COURSE.”
After he had said that, the parents just shook their heads in disgust while the little boy started to cry in his mother’s arms.
The Corona then asked out loud, “WHAT!? WHAT DID I SAY!?”
The white police officer then just simply shook his head and said to him, “Looks like you just dug your own grave.”
And then the black police officer yelled at him, “Your kind makes me sick!”
And then the black police officer took out his baton and whacked him really hard with it, somewhat knocking him out.
LATER AT THE JAIL HOUSE…
The Corona was then put behind bars. He was in a big empty room with many others at the time, mostly hobos and drug addicts, and they didn’t pay any mind to the Corona either. They just minded their own business, however, the Corona did have a little black spot towards the top, symbolizing where the black officer hit him at.
So the corona was standing near the bars, hoping and wondering if he’ll get out.
However, soon the white police officer from before came walking by with the keys and he said with a calm face as he went towards the door’s lock, “Looks like you made bail. If it was up to me, you and your kind would be put down by being burned alive.”
As the white police officer was opening the door to let him out, the corona then yelled out, “BUT I’M NOT A PEDOPHILE!”
And the white police officer only said to him, “Whatever you say pal…whatever you say.”
He could only have a look of disappointment on his face, but that kind of disappointment where you’ve seen it too many times and you just want to get the day over with already. So the Corona was let out and he was escorted to the waiting area where who paid his bail at was waiting for him. So he walked through the waiting area door and to his surprise, he found his ex-wife and her new husband Chad waiting for him.
And his ex-wife, Linda, was not happy at all and had a mix of a disappointed and pissed of look on her face. Linda was pretty much your average woman, she had her hair in a ponytail, was sort of a blonde, had good looks, was middle aged, and kept up a decent figure for her age.
And she was wearing casual clothing that was red with a pair of mom blue jeans, if that makes any sense. As for her new husband Chad, he was literally just a bottle of Corona that was the size of a human being. He wore a jacket though.
And so as the Corona saw this, he said to them, but sort of to himself a little bit, “So, I guess you’re the ones who paid my bail?”
Linda then said as she had her arms crossed and asked, “How could you do this Corona? You know you still have to take care of your daughters!”
The Corona then said “I know that! What do you think I was doing last night, I was trying to work! Also “HI” Linda, nice to see you again. How about how was jail last night? Are you ok? Did they hurt you? Do you need a lawyer so you can sue the police force? Also “HI” Chad.”
Chad could only say to Corona, “Hi sport! How’s it been?”
Linda then said to the Corona while pointing at him with one hand on her hip, “Don’t change the subject! You promised that you would be better than this and that you would get an actual job to take care of your daughters!”
The Corona then said to her, “I am doing that Linda! I’ve got a job that’s paying the bills and taking care of our daughter and your illegitimate child.”
Linda however then snapped at the Corona and said, “Trying to take over the world isn’t a job Corona! I meant you getting a simple office job like you promised. Even Chad was willing to help get you one and you refused! You are so frustrating and so stubborn and hot headed! I can’t even!”
The Corona then simply responded with, “Well I’m doing the best that I can! Trying to take over the world isn’t easy you know?”
Linda however then said to Corona, “Well your best isn’t enough! You’re not setting a good example to your kids!”
The Corona then said, but more in a relaxed and calm tone this time, “Oh Linda, why did we ever split up to begin with? Your fierceness is what drove me wild about you! Oh baby, can we ever try again and…make it work this time?”
Linda however was still furious and she continued to point her finger at him and she said towards him, “I gave you enough chances Corona! I’m with Chad now and he’s been a better husband than you ever could!”
Chad then said with a happy and gleeful tone in his voice, “That’s right sport!”
The Corona however then said to Linda, “Well whatever. Just don’t forget I still have the girls this week!”
Linda however then said, “Oh I know Corona. I’m been talking to my lawyer recently and she said that I can take full custody of them after what you did last night.”
The Corona then seemed surprised by this news and he said, “What!? W-What does that mean!?”
Linda then said to him, “It means you’re never going to see your children ever again Corona! By next week, they’ll be moving in with me and Chad, and you can forget ever seeing them again because I’ll get a restraining order from the judge! So you better spend the time with them that you have left with them!”
The Corona then shimmered down a bit and he then said to Linda, “Come on Honey…sweetie, baby…let’s be rational about this now.”
Linda however wasn’t having any of it and then simply turned around with Chad and said as they walking out the door to him, “Goodbye Corona!”
And as soon as the two left the building, the Corona then said to them, “WELL FINE! FUCK YOU TOO YOU TWO TIMING SLUT! YEAH THAT’S RIGHT! I KNOW YOU WENT BEHIND MY BACK WHEN I WAS ON THAT BUSINESS TRIP THAT ONE TIME WITH THE NEIGHBOR! I INSTALLED CAMERAS IN THE HOUSE BECAUSE I KNEW YOU WERE A FUCKING WHORE! AND I DON’T CARE WHAT THAT JUDGE SAYS! I’LL WIPE MY FUCKING ASS WITH YOUR RESTRAINING ORDER YOU BITCH! YOU HEAR ME!? I’M KEEPING MY KIDS! YOU HEAER THAT PART!? MY KIDS, BECAUSE THEY BELONG TO ME AND TO A GOOD FATHER AND NOT TO A TWO TIMING WHORE SLUT BITCH!”
LATER THAT EVENING…
It was soon later in the day, the Corona simply retired back to his home with disappointing new that his ex-wife could get an order from the judge that he would lose full custody of his kids. As to where the Corona was staying at, well it was the east side of the city at a shitty, rundown apartment complex. It was dirty and filthy in every nook and cranny.
But it was all that Corona could afford, and even so, he was behind many bill payments, almost to the point of being evicted. The only thing keeping a roof over his head was that the landlord owed him a favor after he did a little side business for him, so he got a place to stay for free. But everything else was threatened to be taken away if he didn’t find the money in time.
So the Corona entered his rundown apartment building, walked up three flights of stairs while being tired and a little hung over, and went to the third floor, where he walked down past some of his neighbor’s doors and finally entered apartment number 331. As he got the keys out, with no arms I mind you, he put the key into the keyhole and had to shimmy it a bit since it was sort of jammed. However after a little struggle, he finally got the lock unlocked and he entered his living quarters.
His apartment was as filthy as the building itself. The kitchen and the living room intertwined with each other, with there only being a small closet, a small separate bed room, and a small bathroom, all filthy in every aspect of it. There were some rats living in the walls, with the living room couch being pulled out to make a bed, as that is where the two daughters had so sleep at while the Corona got the other bedroom.
Not that it was any better. There were two TV’s however, but both were the old, analog style with the two bunny ear antennas. Surprisingly it still worked in the digital age, just barely however. As for the kitchen, there were pots and pans stacked up, dirty and unwashed in the sink, a fridge that barley kept anything cold with a burnt out light, and an oven that would turn on for thirty minutes and then turn off.
There was even an empty space where a dish washer used to be, but instead it was home to some rats and roaches. And in the middle of the kitchen was a small dinner table with two wooden chairs. The Corona had two daughters, one named Corona Chan and the other Ebola Chan, or as that is what he liked to call them. Really, their real names were あいか and Amanda.
Corona Chan was Linda’s illegitimate child of course, but she had loved her anyways regardless if the Corona had cheated on her that one time while he was in Japan. Long story short, the Corona found a Japanese prostitute one lonely night, paid her, and nine months later, she had a baby. The hooker thought she would have a husband out of the Corona, but really in the end he just killed her, but took the daughter in anyways.
Corona Chan wore a traditional Chinese style red dress with some Chinese lettering on it. She had brown hair, with two little puff balls on the sides, whatever those are called, hey, I am not one of those “Females” you people speak of…so don’t blame me. Besides, it’s different here on the other side so…whatever. Anyways, she also had a pair of red high heels to go with the Chinese dress and had green eyes as well.
And for the costume, since this is what the Corona wanted her to wear, was a pair of bat wings made out of cardboard, so it made it look like she was some kind of human, bat hybrid. As for Ebola Chan, she had blonde hair just like her mother, had blue eyes, wore what almost looked like a white nurse outfit, with the little hat on her head. She had pigtails pretty much that extended a little longer than what you would usually see.
And at the ends of those pigtails was colored sort of a peach color, as the Corona wanted it to make it look like it was Ebola, but Ebola Chan was a little restrictive about that idea. She also too was forced to wear a pair of bat wings that was made out of cardboard, but the difference here compared to her sister was that Corona Chan had black colored bat wings while Ebola Chan had a light dark colored pair of bat wings.
And she too wore a pair of high hells to go with the costume that their father gave them. When the Corona came back, tried and dazed, Corona Chan was sitting at the table, looking a little worried about her father while Ebola Chan was on the pull out bed from the couch, laying down and texting her friends from school. Ebola Chan was a little spiteful towards her father while Corona Chan adored her father, and was eager to see him again.
When the Corona entered the apartment, Corona Chan looked up and had a big, hopeful, wishful eyes that glittered a bit, and as soon as she saw her father, she had a big smile of hope filled her face. She immediately got up from the table and ran towards her father and hugged him.
She was so happy and filled with glee; she said out loud to her father that even the next door neighbors could hear her scream, “ああ、パパ、私はあなたがとても恋しいです！またお会いできてうれしいです！”
The Corona then simply said in a low and tired tone, “Yes yes my dear, I missed you too. Where’s your sister at? It doesn’t appear she seems to be here right now. All I see is a stranger living in our wonderful and happy home right on her bed.”
Ebola Chan, who was busy looking at her phone and didn’t want to give eye contact to her father due to her spitefulness towards him, said to him, “Oh ha ha dad. I get it, I’m that stranger.”
She had said it in a sarcastic tone of voice. The Corona however wasn’t happy about her response and so he pushed Corona Chan aside gently and moved towards into the apartment while Corona Chan closed the door behind them.
The Corona then said to Ebola Chan, “Don’t talk to me in that tone of voice young lady. I am your father!”
Ebola Chan, who continued to look on her phone, said to the Corona, “You’re a dead beat loser, that’s what you are.”
That just tipped the Corona off and he said loud, “I AM YOUR FATHER AND I AM TO BE RESPECTED AS…”
He then cut himself off and he then calmed down a little bit quickly and said to Ebola Chan, “Let’s not talk about this right now pumpkin. Daddy has had a long night and isn’t in the mood to discuss this with you right now.”
Then Corona Chan, who had both her hands together almost as if she was pleading with someone and had a worried look on her face, as she was still near the door to the apartment, asked her father in a high pitched voice, “親愛なる父よ、昨夜あなたはどうなりましたか？あなたが言ったように、なぜあなたは家に帰らなかったのですか？”
The Corona, sort of turned around…and looked at Corona Chan and said, “Why thank you for asking sweetie…UNLIKE SOME PEOPLE IN THIS HOUSE HOLD!”
The Corona had targeted that last statement towards Ebola Chan and sort of looked at her…despite having no eyes.
However, all Ebola Chan said while she continued to look and text on her phone with a disgruntled look on her face, “This isn’t even a house, it’s a run downed apartment.”
However, the Corona ignored that statement and continued to talk to Corona Chan about his adventures.
So the Corona said to Corona Chan, and technically to Ebola Chan at the same time, “Well I had plans of world domination, as you know. And like always, my plans always include you two being by my side to help rule the world with daddy when the day comes, and of course it was going to start small. I had found the perfect patient to start my plans of taking over the world. It seemed like a perfect idea too. So I went to his school, waited out in a dirty white van that I rented for a few hours from some guy from Craig’s list, and waited till he got out of school. I was going to offer him some candy if he complied willingly and got into the van, but his father was there to pick him up before I had gotten the chance.”
Corona Chan then said with a bit of an angry look on her face, “あの豚！”
The Corona then said, “I know, the nerve of some people! Anyways, after that plan failed, I went ahead and went with the backup plan, which was to break into the little boy’s house, and wait in his closet. And right when he fell asleep, I would have touched him and he would have become one of my slaves. And then at school, he would lead me to the other kids, and then I would touch those kids! And Soon as I touched all the kids in the world, they would be under my control and my slaves! And soon, the parents would be forced to become my slaves as well, or else their precious children would be mine forever, but that’s to trick them of course.
‘And then, everyone would be under my control. And I know what you’re asking, what about the incels? Well, no matter, I had a plan for that as well. I would have sent you two to seduce them and infect them with the STD’s! Or as the long version of it goes, Strands, Tylenol, and Denny’s! And then, the world would be ours. And as a little bonus, I would be able to execute Chad and Linda would have to come back to me then!”
Corona Chan then put her hands together like before and had a smile upon her face with glitter in her eyes as she said out loud, “それは素晴らしい計画パパのようにすすりました！”
The Corona however then said in a disappointing tone to Corona Chan, “I know…but it failed. So now I have to come up with a new plan for world domination instead. But have no fears, your father will come up with something that will really work this time!”
Ebola Chan however finally put her phone down and looked at her father and said, “You say that every time dad and it never works.”
She had even said it with rolling her eyes back as well.
However, the Corona wasn’t happy with this statement, and he simply replied to her with, “You starting to sound just like your mother.”
Ebola Chan then said to him, “I wish I was. I wish I was living with her and Chad right now instead of with you!”
The Corona then said to her, “Take that back…”
However, Ebola Chan then said, “I won’t! Ever since you and mom split up, my life has been ruined!”
She started to have a little sad face form as she had said that, but still equally pissed off.
However, the Corona wasn’t in the mood for this, so he then said, “I don’t have time to deal with this right now. I’ve got a headache. I’m going to go take some aspirin and lay down for a bit. You two do whatever girls do nowadays or something.”
And so the Corona started to head down the hall and towards the bathroom, as he said quietly to himself, “What am I going to do?”
However, something stopped him in his tracks. Something quite big that surprised him as well. It was a portal...a portal that was opened up and lead right here into Equestria. And the Corona just stopped and stared at it for a few seconds.
And after a few seconds had passed, he then asked his two daughters, while still looking at the portal, “Girls, were you two playing with my magical objects that I got from a weird Chinese guy down the street again?”
As Corona Chan and Ebola Chan got up to see what the Corona was talking about in the hallway, Corona Chan with a curious face on said to the corona, “まったくパパではありません。私は自分で遊んで忙しすぎました...”
And so all three saw the portal and they starred at it, with the two daughters awaiting a response from their father. As for what the portal showed, it was basically the outskirts of Stalia somewhat, the grassy fields and hills towards the Everfree Free Forest pretty much. It was a bright and clear day with the sun shining out and all was calm and shit. And so the Corona looked at it, and soon something hit is mind.
He then said to himself, “This looks like a portal to another world…perhaps another realm or universe even! This could solve my problems…maybe even all of our problems indeed.”
The Corona then turned to his two daughters and he said to them, “All right then! New Plan! We’re going to go…wherever that place is…and taking it over and enslaving whoever lives there!”
Ebola Chan then said with some cynicism in her voice, “Are you serious right now dad?”
However, the Corona then said to her as he got a little bit closer towards Ebola Chan, “Yes I am serious!”
The Corona then took a little step back and he then continued to say to his two daughters, “look, I know it’s been tough lately. I haven’t been paying the bills; we haven’t been grocery shopping in months. Your mom hates me and prefers that “Chad” guy compared to a hunk like me, and my plans have been failing every time. And I may or may not have to register as a sex offender in the near future, that court date is still pending. But this new world…new universe is our chance at a new life, a fresh start! And a chance to get away from your mother and to finaly succeed in our plans of world domination! So please daughters, join me, by my side, and we shall rule together as father and daughter!”
Corona Chan started to have a tear flow down from her eyes and across her rosy cheeks and she said as she again held her hands together like before, “パパ、これらはあなたが私たちに言った最も甘い言葉でした。”
However, Ebola Chan raised one of her eyebrows and pointed her finger towards the Corona while still holding on her phone, “Our plans? You mean your plans?”
However, the Corona ignored the intent of that statement and said, “I’ll take that as a yes.”
And so the Corona turned around…somehow…and looked into the portal and said, “It’s time for world domination!”
Corona Chan then followed her father by jumping in the air, with one arm high up in the air, while the other lower than the other arm while smiling and yelling, “世界支配！”
And as for Ebola Chan, she rolled hers eyes back again with cynicism in her voice and said, “I guess I’ll go too.”
And she put her phone away and then waited for the Corona to make the first move. So, the Corona took a few seconds to take it all in, and went through the portal, with the two daughter following suit. And once they stepped through, the portal closed behind them, and the two were in Equestria.
EQUESTRIA...
So the three were in Equestria, with the two daughters being in pony form while the Corona didn’t change at all. Obviously the two daughters were sort of following the rules of the universes in a way, but the Corona was sort of breaking the rules, but that’s to be expected since the Corona was just a floating ball with spikes…just like the virus counterpart I suppose. But enough of that, what about the two daughters you might ask. Well, the two daughter’s appearances were pretty much the same.
The same clothes, shoes, and hair style. The only differences were their coat color and cutie marks. Corona Chan had a coat color of a golden yellow color, with a cutie mark picture of, you guessed it, two corona viruses, sort of like her two puff balls in her hair. With Ebola Chan, she had a coat color of a light pink, with a cutie mark picture of you guessed it again, wow; you’re good at this game, two ebolas. Aside from those differences, they were mostly the same, just in pony form.
With the Corona, he didn’t mind the change of scenery, as they entered, as I said before, the outskirts of Stalia. The grassy hills near the edge of the Everfree Forest pretty much. However, with the two daughters, they were a bit unease.
With Corona Chan, she immediately looked at herself, while trying to comprehend the changes, and she said, “私はポニーです！”
As for the other daughter, she was a little bit freaked out about the new appearance. She had wide eyes and she looked from top to bottom of her new look, but yet, she never said a word. As for the Corona, he simply sniffed the new fresh air, somehow… and took it all in. He looked up towards the sky to see the birds singing and see the fluffy clouds floating in the sky. He then looked all around him to just savor the moment.
And after about a minute of two of appreciating the view, the Corona finally broke the silence and said, “Ahhh…this is it girls! This shall be our new home from now on! Forget taking over the old world and enslaving the human race. The new plan shall be to take over this world and enslave it’s people!! HA HA HA HA HA! Ha….do uhhh…do people exist here in this world?”
As he was saying this, his two daughters looked over towards him, with a little bit of worried looks on their faces, but in the end, they both kept silent and rolled with it. However, after the Corona was done speaking, he finally, somehow… turned around and took a good look at his daughters.
As he was, Corona Chan and Ebola Chan were still a bit worried about their appearances. They weren’t sure what was happening; let alone what was going to happen next.
But their father the Corona didn’t seem to mind, because once after he checked his daughters out, he said to them, “Hey girls, love the new look. It really fits you. Not so sure about the whole pony look though, marketing suggests that it doesn’t go so well with the world domination look. But to each their own I suppose.”
The Corona then turned back around to the view he was looking at before, and said to himself, “Right! So…we just need to find whoever inhabits this world and get them to help us since we’re foreigners to this place. Hopefully they don’t mind us illegal aliens; I don’t want it to happen again like that incident with ICE that one time. So many died that day…. SO GIRLS! Help me find someone, will ya?”
And as soon as he had said that command, Forrest was flying nearby high in the sky, with a little smile on his face, doing…Pegasus things. I don’t know what the Pegasi do; all I know is that the Unicorn is the master race. Anyways, Forrest was minding his own business, flying around like it was nothing in the sky nearby, and the Corona saw this.
The Corona, instead of freaking out that it’s a pony, seemed to be a bit happy as he said to himself, “Well speak of the devil. It appears we found someone.”
He yelled out as loud as he could since Forrest was high up in the clouds after all, “HEY YOU…WATEVER YOU ARE! COME DOWN HERE! I NEED TO TALK TO YOU!”
Forrest heard the screaming and his look on his face went from a happy and overjoyed look to a curious look on his face in a fraction of a second. He also had wide eyes once his eyes saw the three standing out on the grassy fields. And so he went towards them as soon as he saw them and heard the Corona’s request to come visit him. And soon, he flew down with ease and landed gently on to the grass.
And once he landed, he took a good look at them, but since they didn’t seem threatening at first glance, his mind made up that they must have been friendly and they wanted to ask him about something. Perhaps directions or where they are at. Either way, he was happy to help them with whatever needed and desired…almost anything I should say.
So, that curious look that he had on his face quickly went into a friendly one, a welcoming smile and all, and he then said to the Corona, “Hi there, you new around here?”
The Corona then cut off Forrest and said to him, “SILENCE! I need you to help me with something.”
Forrest was taken aback a bit with his loud command for him to be quiet, and his smile quickly disappeared and turned into a disappointing one with wide eyes, but then it went into a curious look with one his eyebrows being raised.
So, after the Corona spoke to him, Forrest asked him, “Wh-What do you need help with?”
The Corona then said, “Yes well…you see, we’re new here, and we have traveled a great length to get here. And we have decided, the three of us, that we would like to take over this world and I shall be its supreme ruler and enslave all of your kind…which is…”
Forrest then said, while still having a curious, but increasingly worried look on his face at what the Corona was saying to him, “…ponies…”
After Forrest had finished the Corona’s sentence, he continued to say, “Right, right, ponies. Once I enslave all the ponies here, I shall have my conquest of world domination completed. And all shall bow down to me. And if you help me with it, I shall make you my general and you can command my million pony army. And you will be known as Fifth Chan!”
Forrest was taken aback by this, with his eyes wondering around while he backed up a bit, while the Corona was sort of getting closer to his personal space while talking to him. He was worried with what was going to happen, but as usual, like the weakling that Forrest is, he kind of stumbled and mumbled about the idea and didn’t know what to do or say.
So Forrest simply said to the Corona, “Uhhhhhhh….”
As Forrest was showing signs of being unsure about what the Corona was offering him, the Corona got a bit more closer to Forrest’s face and said to him in a lower tone of voice, “If you’re help me, I’ll make you a rich pony. I’ll give you one million pieces of toilet paper if you know what I’m saying. Wink wink…”
The Corona backed up a bit, as Forrest eased up a bit with his muscles, but his eyes was still wondering around, a little bit rolled back, as he remained unsure and continued to say, “uhhhh….”
However, his eyes quickly went back to the Corona and he then asked him with an innocent look in his eyes, “Do I have to?”
The Corona then jumped up a bit and yelled out towards him, “NOT UNLESS YOU WANT TO DIE! DO YOU WANT TO DIE!?”
Forrest was scarred as his back leaned a bit backwards when the Corona told him this and yelled it out towards him.
And his wide eyes showed it that he was afraid of the Corona, so he then softly said after the Corona was done speaking, “No.”
And after Forrest gave a little whimper from his little ‘No’, he went back to normal a little bit while the Corona then simply said to him, “Good, we’ve got that all cleared up. NOW YOUR FIRST ORDER OF BUSINESS IS TO LEAD ME TO A PONY THAT I CAN ENSLAVE NEXT! NOW!!”
Forrest was scared by this, but he didn't say anything as he did what he was told.
And after the Corona yelled his command to Forrest, Corona Chan then jumped up in the air with still glitter eyes and a happy smile and said, “わーい！世界支配は私たちのものです！”
LATER ON AT KNIGHT’S HOUSE…
And yes, we get to me…kind of… Basically saying, Forrest didn’t know what to do or what the Corona was specifically asking for, and what I later found out was that Forrest thought he could take his problems to me and that I can fix it for him. Well that son of a bitch thought wrong but whatever. Forrest led them to my library home, and was at the front door, which was unlocked at the time, Wolf does that sometimes… I tell him to close the door and lock it, but it happens. At least there isn’t a zombie apocalypse or else we would be screwed, am I right?
Anyways, they were at my front door, and Forrest was done explaining to them that this would be a decent start for the three.
So the Corona asked Forrest, “So are you sure this is where I can start my world domination?”
Forrest, with a worried and a little bit of a scared look on his face, nodded his head in silence, as he was a bit afraid of the Corona, pussy. And so, the Coronas went to my front door, opened it, and went inside my living room.
If I understand correctly, the Corona wanted to start his world domination by commanding some of the ponies, as he thought they were a bit weak. The virus I suppose came later. So the Corona entered my living room area. I was doing something in the kitchen I think…or was that the library room, whatever.
Wolf on the other hand was in the recliner chair, reading the local newspaper with both of his paws. Trust me; Wolf got the hang of it by that time. And he was keeping his balance with his two back legs and shit. So the Corona saw this, and saw it as the only one for at the time, and went up towards him.
He noticed that Wolf was reading a newspaper, but he didn’t care, as he continued to speak up anyways.
The Corona said to Wolf, “You there vile creature! I am here to take over your world and it will never be the same ever again as you know it. So I demand you and anyone else here that you follow my orders and round up everyone else and be my slave this instant! And if you refuse, I will kill your first born child by suffocating him while he sleeps! I will destroy everything that you ever now and loved, and will burn you all alive in a fire of fury, from my wrath!”
And after that, nothing. No response from Wolf, just pure and utter silence between the two. But after a few seconds of the pure silence however, Wolf slowly put the newspaper down a little bit to show his face to the Corona, with an unamused look. He took a good look at him as the Corona just watched, and after a few seconds of looking at him, Wolf just slowly raised his newspaper back up.
After which, he then yelled out to me and said, “Kniiiiight! There’s a bug in the house”
I then came from whatever I was doing with a can of GAS! Bug spray in my right hoof, with also an unamused, mellowed out look on my face, as I got near the Corona. And if you don’t know the GAS! thing, it’s a bug spray from Earth, that later got manufactured in Equestria in a business tie up, thing, long story, some other time.
So, once I got close to the Corona, I said to Wolf, “I see it!”
After that, I took a quick second look at the “bug” and said to myself, “Ew…that’s one big ugly bug.”
And so I shook the can of GAS! and started to spray it on the Corona. An after a few seconds of spraying noises while spraying down the Corona, he started to yell out in pain as the spray burned like hell on him.
He yelled out, “aaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!! OH GOD MAKE IT STOP! IT FUCKING BURNS YOU MOTHER FUCKER! FUCKING FUCK FUCKITY FUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK!!!”
As the Corona was being sprayed, the other guys were standing by the door way, watching, with the two daughters doing nothing to help out.
However, Corona Chan did speak up eventually and said to herself, “わあ...パパは大丈夫だと思う...”
And after Corona Chan said that, her father continued to scream, “AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!”, in bloody murder.
LATER AT JACK’S PLACE…
So after that blunder, Forrest took them to Jack’s home, where he was working on some new styles of clothing or whatever else he does in his spare time. I don’t know, that guy’s an asshole.
Anyways, just like my home, Jack’s door was unlocked, so they just walked right on in, but Jack never noticed as well since he had his back turned to them once the four entered as he was busy working on something at the crafting table. Jack didn’t seem to be in a happy mood and looked like he would kill someone in an instant without worry, but still be mellowed out, if you know what I’m saying. So the four walked in, and was extra quiet about it.
And after such, the Corona took out a syringe and said to the four of them in a whisper tone, “Alright, the last attempt failed miserably. So, I’ve came up with a new plan. I’m going to mind control them with my personally made, patented virus. So, I’m going to sneak up behind him, and I’ll stick it in him, and after a few seconds, he’ll be under my control. Got it?”
Forrest however, with still his worried look, said to the Corona quietly, Are you sure about this?”
As for Ebola Chan, she was mellowed and unamused like I was and was just waiting for the plan to fail on her father.
However, the Corona quickly said to Forrest, “Of course I do. Now shut up!”
And then the Corona quietly…floated…towards Jack, as he still didn’t notice them.
And as the Corona was floating up to Jack, Corona Chan whispered out in glee, “パパを取りに行こう！”
And so the Corona ever so silently went up to Jack, making sure not to make a single sound.
And soon he was close to him, as he was slowly, gently raising the needle towards Jack’s skin, and as he was about the jam the needle into Jack, Jack spoke up, pretty much he knew the whole time but didn’t care, and said to the Corona without looking at him in the eye, “Poke me with that thing and you’re dead.”
He said without much emotion on his face, but he was serious about it and like I said, didn’t seem to be in that mood to be messing around. However, Forrest noticed this, and he went up to Jack to see if he could do anything to change the outcome of the situation.
So Forrest went up to the other side of Jack with a slight smile on his face and said to Jack, “Look Jack, you’ve got it all wrong. He was just going to…”
Jack quickly cut off Forrest as he punched him right square in the face as hard as he could without looking at him. Forrest was pushed back a little bit with a mark of his face by Jack’s right hoof, as he landed hard on the floor as he said, “Owie…”
And then Jack turned the other way as he went to go somewhere else in his home as he said to Forrest, “Faggot.”
And the other three simply watched as Jack walked away.
As Jack was walking away though, Corona Chan couldn’t help but say, “ああ...貧しいポニー...”
And as for Ebola Chan, she had a bit of a worried, but also a little sad look because of what happened to Forrest. But, the plan had to move on according to the Corona.
LATER OUT IN THE MIDDLE OF STALIA…
So, with that being said, they tried one more time, as two plans had failed this time. However, the Corona wasn’t giving up that easily, as he cocked up a new plan in his head.
So, the Corona decided to take it out into the streets, where he had set up a teeter totter, or see saw I suppose, where both his daughters would be jumping up and down on the thing, yelling out various things to alert the ponies of the Corona. Forrest was once again a little bit worried, especially after that hit he took from Jack earlier, but he still stuck with them in the end.
Forrest was looking at the Corona, and asked him, “Do you really think this is a good idea?”
Forrest had moved his right hoof around to give a little bit of non-verbal communication going.
However, the Corona simply said to Forrest, “Of course I think it is! So far the previous two plans haven’t worked. So if giving them the virus won’t work, then making them panic surely will. And after they all panic, I will be the voice of reason as I tell them that I shall lead them into fixing the issues if they give me total control of their world. But really, I’ll be tricking them into giving me ultimate power and world domination! It’s brilliant!”
Forrest then said to him, “If you say so.”
The Corona then looked towards his two daughters, with Corona Chan being eager to help her father and Ebola Chan looking cynical about helping her father, to get started.
He said to his two daughters, “Hit it girls!”
And then Corona Chan then yelled out in a happy tone, “きっとパパ！”
And so, Corona Chan, who was on the low end of the teeter totter, began to be ready for her part, as Ebola Chan jumped up and slammed onto her end to start the plan.
And as soon as Corona Chan was up high in the air, she yelled out in a happy tone as high as she could to everyone else down below, as most of the ponies were out and about that day, “あなたはすべて死ぬでしょう！”
And then Corona Chan was back down as Gravity pushed her down and as soon as he hit her end, Ebola Chan was up next.
Soon, Ebola Chan was up high in the air as she yelled out in an unenthusiastic tone, “Ebola!”
And then she went back down. Then Corona Chan went back up and she yelled out in a gleeful tone, “コロナウイルスはあなたを眠らせます！”
Then she went down and Ebola Chan went back up again and she said in the same tone as before, “Ebola!”
And then she went back down and Corona Chan went back up and she said in a gleeful tone, “あなたはすべて地獄で燃えそうです！”
And then she went back down and Ebola Chan went back up and she said in the same tone as before, “Ebola!”
And then she went back down and Corona Chan went back up as she said in a gleeful tone, “共産主義が唯一の答えです！”
And then she went back down again. However, after the girls doing this four times in a row, none of the ponies that were outside were even paying any attention to them and the Corona saw this.
And he didn’t seem to be happy about this so he yelled out to his girls after he said to himself, “This isn’t working…GIRLS! GIVE IT YOUR ALL! AND YELL IT LOUDER FOR DADDY!”
And so they did. So Ebola Chan went up and yelled out, still in a unenthusiastic tone, “EBOLA!”
And then she went down and Corona Chan went back up and said in a loud, gleeful tone, “ホロコーストは嘘だった！”
She then went back down and Ebola Chan went back and yelled out in the same tone as before, “EBOLA!”
She then went back down and Corona Chan then yelled out in a loud, gleeful tone, “エプスタインは死ぬことはなかった!”
And then she went back down and Ebola Chan went back up and yelled out in the same tone as before, “EBOLA!”
And then she went back down one more time and Corona Chan went back up one more time she yelled out loud in a gleeful tone, “サンドウィッチを倒すと、より魅力的になります！”
And then she went back down one more time, end of the plan. And once Corona Chan landed back down on the ground, Ebola Chan was already off and the other end just went up, as she got off the teeter totter. And as they did, the Corona was shocked, no one was paying any attention to him at all whatsoever, and it frustrated him.
He moved towards the ponies and away from the other three a little bit, as he said to himself, “How could this be!? How come no one is panicking and starting riots! How come they are not buying up all the toilet paper and hand sanitizers to sell on the black market like normal people do!? THIS PLAN SHOULD HAVE WORKED DAMN IT!”
And after that, Arrell came on to the scene, as he was walking by and running some errands, where he saw Forrest and saw the other three with them.
He had a calm, happy look on his face and he went up to them and said, “Hey Forrest, who are these guys?”
Forrest was happy to see Arrell and had a smile quickly grow on his face and raised his right hoof up as he was about to speak to Arrell, but the Corona didn’t give him the chance as he saw this and quickly moved in front of Forrest and said to Arrell, “Who are we!? I am the Corona, and these two are my daughters Corona Chan and Ebola Chan! We were here to rule this world and enslave you all, but it looks like no one wants to be enslaved today like the cucks they are! If you hadn’t come walking here and ruin the plan, the damn thing would have worked perfectly!”
Arrell then had wide eyes, and was taken a back a bit, but after the Corona’s later remarks, he started to get offended by them and he said, “I ruined it!? I just got here!”
The Corona however continued to say to Arrell, “Well it was…it was…your wings there! You’re scarring off my slaves!”
Arrell was still offended by his remarks, as he said to the Corona, “My wings!? I use these to fly! Most other Pegasi have them too! How could we ever scare anypony else with these things?”
The Corona then sort of turned his back towards him as he said, “Well they just do. I’m willing to bet you all the toilet paper in the world that you couldn’t use your wings to try and fly. And in turn, you using your wings to not fly wouldn’t scare off the slaves with them being opened up like that! So there, you automatically scare of all the slaves if you used your wings!”
Arrell was starting to get a little bit angry by this, but yet at the same time, determined to prove the Corona wrong.
So he then said, “Oh yeah!? Well I’ll show you!”
And so Arrell walked right on over to the teeter totter and got on the end where Ebola Chan was, as the other end went up while Arrell’s end went down. He had an angry, yet determined look on his face and was ready to show the Corona a what for.
And so after Arrell got into position, he looked over to Forrest and said, “Alright then, launch me Forrest.”
Forrest had a bit of a curious look on his face, with one raised eyebrow, but he complied and flew up a little bit and said to Arrell, “Ok then…”
And then he simply pushed down on the other end of the teeter totter and launched Arrell high into the sky. And after he did that, the other three looked up into the sky in amazement as Forrest didn’t put much energy into that push, and were stunned by it.
I Mean...Forrest may be weak…but he does have one strong forearm I tell you what. I think it was because his father abused him into being some kind of sport I suppose.
In fact, Corona Chan said in response of how high Forrest launched Arrell into the sky, “まあ、彼は良い腕を持っています...”
And so, after that was all said in done, the Corona then went back to himself and he said, “Oh this is hopeless. Face it; I’m never going to accomplish my dream.”
The other three looked at the Corona as to what he was saying, as the Corona looked like he had touched the ground, like he was sad and down in the dumps with no hope left in the world.
He continued to say to himself, “Let’s face it, I’m a failure. I’m never going to achieve world domination like this. My plans always fail and fail. I’ve tried my best, but I can never seem to successfully enslave the human race, let alone the pony race for that matter. I’m never going to be the supreme ruler and enslave all of human kind just like what my parents wanted before they died in that car crash in 76’.”
The Corona even gave out a little whimper, and his two daughters saw this. Ebola Chan had a little sad look on her face as she was sad for him, while Corona Chan simple said with also a sad look on her face, “ああ、パパ、ごめんなさい、それはあなたのためにこのようになった...”
The Corona then said, “Thanks sweetie…but it doesn’t make daddy feel any better about it.” However, Forrest started to have a little sympathetic smile form on his face, as he felt the Corona’s woes.
So he went up to him and laid his left hoof on him as he said with a comforting tone, “It’s ok. I don’t think you’re a failure.”
The Corona then said, “You don’t?”
Forrest then said, “Well, I mean, you do have two lovely daughters that love and support you. Clearly you did something right.”
The Corona then took out a picture, from somewhere…and looked because he had made a point to him. The picture was an old picture from the late 90’s where it was a picture of him of his younger years with Linda in the hospital after Linda had just gave birth to Amanda.
And the both of them were smiling and happy about their new born baby. And as the Corona was looking at the picture, he was thinking about what Forrest had said, and the more he thought about it, the more Forrest made sense.
However, he still wasn’t one hundred percent certain as to what he was trying to get at, so he asked Forrest, “Well, you do have a point. But how does that help me achieve world domination and enslave the human race?”
Forrest then said with a smile, “Well, it just means that if you can raise two daughters successfully, surely you can enslave the entire human race, right?”
The Corona then took some more time to think about it, but after a while, he finally decided that Forrest was right and he started to float again said, “You’re right! I can still enslave the human race and achieve world domination, just like what my father would have wanted! I AM GOING TO BACK AND ENLSAVE THEM ALL!”
However, he went silent as he looked around, and he then said to break up the silence, “Uhhh…how do we get back?”
He went silent again, but he then said after a few seconds, “I know! I’ve got a plan!”
And so the Corona got on to the teeter totter, same side that Ebola Cahn was on, as he said to his daughters, “Come on girls, we’re going home!”
As Corona Chan was walking towards the Corona, Ebola Chan just stood there with a worried look on her face and asked, “How though? We’re stuck here.”
The Corona however said to his daughter, “Oh pumpkin, you doubt me too much. The plan is that if we get launched into the air, surely we might get thrown back into our world…I think…I think this is how it all works. Or at least until we find something. Come on…you can trust daddy can’t you?”
Ebola Cahn knew it was retarded, but in the end, she couldn’t help but give a smile as she still, deep down, loved her father and wanted to be with him in a way and she said, “Ok then daddy.”
And so Ebola Chan went to the other two, and was in position to be launched in the air, while Forrest had a smile of contempt on his face. And so, Forrest knew what he had to do.
So he flew up a little bit, and as he was about to press down on the other side to launch the three, Corona Chan said to Forrest while waving goodbye to him with a gleeful face, “魔法のおしゃべりポニーが恋しい！”
And then Forrest, without a single word, launched the three into the air, and watched them as they soared the skies and hoped they found their way back. And after he saw them off, he closed his eyes a little bit and smiled ear to ear, thinking about the good deed he had done that day.
But then he opened his eyes quickly and went back to a curious, yet worried look as he asked himself, “Wait…what are humans?”
But before Forrest could think of an answer to that question, Arrell came crashing down fast to the ground as he screamed to the top of his lungs.
And as Arrell landed hard on the ground with a loud thump, Forrest, with a plain worried look, asked Arrell while looking at him on the ground, he said to him, “Are you ok Arrell?”
Arrell then said in a weird voice before he went unconscious, “I showed him…owwwww…”
The end…wasn’t that a lovely tale now to tell to your kids before bed? Well…the end…for now…
*The Corona will return...in future shorts....sometime in your life...*