Morgan freeman…again…

Well then,…shit. it looks like they had to send in the black guy again. Ok then, so what the fuck do we have here? It seems that we have a dead hobo body, that looks like a black guy pony.

Well what do we have here now? That is good for a change. Finally doing a black guy that’s not racist to his own kind.

Well then, let’s read his adventure. When the royal guards took the dead body away, his hooves and legs were dragged on the ground and picked up some shit. The dead body was then thrown into a carriage, which was a cell type carriage.

It was thrown into a cell already occupied by some other living breathing white pony.

Then the pony asked the dead body, “I guess they got you too, huh? So, what are you in for?”

Then the dead body of course did not say a word.

Then the pony said, “Sounds harsh. You know you should not be in for what you have done. It wasn’t your fault. I mean, I was in the same situation. I didn’t mean to kill the guy. He just died on his own and they thought I poisoned him. I can just tell that we’re going to get along in the dungeon till we get a fair trial in Cantorlot.”

Then they both somehow talk through the night and shared stories of days past and sang songs together. Soon, they arrived at their destination, which was the dungeon area.

They were soon was forced to walk to their cell, and somehow the dead body walked, but, let’s say it was creepy as fuck. It seems like these ponies have seen everything, really. Anyways, they were both in their dungeons; however, all prisoners were treated fairly.

They were given their foods and bathed daily. However, one day, they got a new cellmate. It was a tough pony who had killed a guy over a cherry.

He was big strong pony and had those killing looks in his eyes. Soon, when the tough pony saw his new cellmates, he looked at the one who was alive.

He licked his lips and he started to have an organism and was thinking of all the things he was going to do to him.

He then went up to the pony, and started to rape him. The pony cried for help, but it was full of the tough pony’s big dirty cock that he was forced to suck.

The pony tried to motion the dead body to call for help, but the dead body did absolutely nothing.

Then the tough pony saw this and started to beat the pony to a bloody pulp for trying to get help.

Eventually, a guard saw this happening and tried to get the two ponies apart, but the tough pony just knocked him out and made run for it.

The pony was in very bad shape, so he could not walk, move, or do anything really.

I mean, his fucking legs were broken and bleeding everywhere. He was pretty much going to become a vegetable for the rest of his life.

Therefore, the pony looked at the dead hobo body, the best he could, sense he had black eyes.

He said to the dead hobo body, “Dead hobo body. You have to make a run for it. This is your chance. Be free.”

Then the dead hobo body didn’t say a word, but somehow, according to the guy, he did say something.

The pony’s response was, “Don’t worry about me dead hobo body. I’ll be fine. I haven’t had anything else to live for anyway. You have to do this. Make a break for it. for our friendship.”

Then there was a moment of silence once more and the pony said, “Perhaps we will meet again one day dead hobo body.
Perhaps we will. Maybe, in another life, in another time. Maybe, just maybe…if the universe lets us that is. We will meet again in another life, in another time period. Sure, we will not remember each other dead hobo body. However, we will have a weird Déjà vu come to us, wondering where we have seen each other. I mean, you will have your same birth mark as before.”

In addition, it turns out that the dead hobo body had a shooting star birthmark.

Then the pony continued to say, “You see… my friend. We are all connected one way or another. So don’t give up hope on us seeing each other one day again. Besides, we will perhaps come across a pony named Tom Hanks and he will be either a douchebag or a hero of some sort. So, I bid you…a good day my friend.”

Then the dead hobo body slowly somehow fucking walked past the cell doors. However, before he made his escape, he looked back at his friend, and somehow had a very creepy smile on his face.

Then, he somehow ran and escaped. Of course, it was late at night and he was running for his life and guards were everywhere, trying to look for him, but he escaped.

Soon, he went into the woods and tried to find a new home. Meanwhile, there was a small group living in a cabin in the woods.

Now, there was not any sacrificing going on to Joss Wedon of course and having that white guy from Thor and from that cabin in the woods movie are here.

The youngest of the group, a boy, who was doing chores around the cabin. The boy had lost his parents; however, somehow he killed the ponies that were trying to help him find a new home and escaped to find a home that took him in.
Not sure, if that’s ironic there, but, still though. Well, the boy was doing chores, the bitch was cleaning the cabin while the husband just read the Equestria Daily News.

The boy was chopping wood up for the fire and for other useless shit, maybe raping it the dam thing.

You know, sense all white guy do that. Well, the boy was chopping up wood with the hot Celestia’s summer sun beating down his neck.

He then said to the husband of the bitch, “May I take a break sir for a while?”

Then the husband guy said, “Sure, why not? You worked hard enough, didn’t you?”

Then the boy walked a bit far from the home. He then looked for a bit to sit down under a nice big tree. Perhaps a tree that had some shade so he could relax and perhaps take a nap for an hour or two.

The boy eventually found the tree that he was looking for and he got under it and started to feel relax.

Soon… he did and he was dozing off into dreamland. Then, he heard a noise. The noise had startled him so much; he grabbed a fucking stick to defend himself.

Well then, you can clearly tell that he is a dumbass. Maybe his parents gave him up because he was a retard.

Well, the boy saw a figure shadow from under one of the trees. He ordered it to come out, and the dead hobo body slowly revealed itself to the boy.

Then the boy had a strange odd look on his face.

He then said to the dead hobo body, “what’s wrong little guy? Are you lost?”

Then the dead hobo body just backed up away from the boy that he shows fear. That doesn’t make a lick of fucking sense.
How does a dead body show fear? I swear, I was better off narrating that Shaw shank place.

Well, anyway, the boy said to the dead body, “No. Don’t be afraid of me. I’m not going to hurt you.”

Then the boy then somewhere grabbed a treat that he just happened to have on him. Unless he found a tree that fucking grow food, I suggest that he killed someone for it on his way to the tree.

Well anyway, the body looked at it with caution, but slowly took a bite of it. Then, it liked it, and wanted some more.
Then, the boy took out more and gave it to the dead body. Soon, the dead body got comfortable around the boy, that he took a liking to him.

The dead body eventually got close to the boy and the boy hugged it.

Then the boy said to the dead body, “Well then. It seems that you don’t have an owner, do you?”

Then the dead body did absolutely nothing at all. In addition, I’m sure having a dead hobo body as a pet is illegal in Equestria.

Anyways, then the boy said, “Well, that’s going to change. How about I give you a name first. How about dead hobo body. That fits you perfectly. Come on, let’s go see me not-so-real dad.”

Then the boy got up and started his way back home. As he was walking, the dead hobo body joyfully followed him.

He eventually got back to the cabin and the husband asked, “What took you so long. It’s about dinner time.”

Then the boy said, “Yes, however, I found this stray animal in the woods without anybody. I was wondering if I can keep him.”

Then the husband guy said, “I don’t know. He could have rabies.”

Then the boy said, “Pleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaassssssssssssseeeeeeeeee?”

Then the husband guy said, “Well, all right then. However, you had better look after him. I’m not responsible for him.”

Then the boy said to his papa, "Oh I will dad, I'll take real good care of him."

Then the boy had a smile on his face, while the dead hobo body had pretty much the same thing as well.

Then the boy said to the dead hobo body, “Come on buddy, let’s go play back in the yard.”

Then the dead body agreed and showed it with a bark somehow and they both cheerfully played together.

Then the husband started to watch the two of them play together, and he said to his bitch of a wife, “Ain’t this amazing. A boy and his dead hobo body.”

Then the bitch of a wife said to him, “You know eventually that dog will have to do some work around the place if he wants to be part of this family.”

Then the husband said, “Let’s not worry about that now. Let the boy have fun with his dead hobo body. Besides, he sort of deserves it.”

Then the bitch of a wife said, “Well, along as it pays the bills. Now come on and eat now, your dinner is getting cold. You too boy! Come on in and eat! I’ll fix your dog something to eat.”

Then, they all ate in the cabin and had a nice day together. Well, to make it a long story’s short, let’s skip to the ending of this relationship so we can all move on with our racist lives.

Then, for about 3 years later or god knows how long, I don't get paid to keep track of the time, it was a quiet day. The bitch was cleaning while the boy was writing a letter to someone, while the dead hobo body was resting. Then, the husband came in with the Equestria Daily News, and came in with bad news.
He then said to every pony in the room, “Well, I’ve got some bad news for you all. This cabin is getting foreclosed on.”

Then the bitch said, “But we were paying our bills. How could this be?”

Then the husband said, “Well, somehow the economy has gone bad. Not even the Princesses can’t even fix this, although there are some sources and reports coming in that they’ve been having a blue unicorn who seems to have a cowpony hat on enter and leave the castle from time to time.”

Then the bitch said, “Well does any pony know who he is?”

Then the husband said, “That’s the thing. No one knows who he is. He is sometime seen carrying a briefcase with him. That and sometimes a pony who is completely covered in black armor is sometimes flowering him. However, ever since this blue unicorn has been seeing the princesses, he has been slowly starting to get the Economy back on track. In fact, he’s starting to make it even better then it was before in some places. However, we’re not lucky enough to be in an area where the economy is getting better. So unfortunately, we’re losing our home.”

Then the boy was outraged and protested, “That’s not fair. We should tell that blue fancy unicorn to help this area out instead of those other ones. They already have helped, what about us?”

Then the husband said, “Now, let’s not get too hasty. I’ve checked with the bank and we have enough money to start fresh. Perhaps somewhere the economy is better. However, you will have to abandon your dead hobo body pet.”

Then the boy was shocked and did not have words to express what he was feeling right that moment.

Then the husband guy said, “Come over here. let’s have a little talk.”

Then the boy refused to do so and said, “No! You can’t make me do this you son of a bitch! You can’t just make me give up my best friend in the whole wide world!”

Then the husband guy said, “Now we all have to make sacrifices if we want to start off a new life.”
Then the boy said, “I don’t want a new life!”

Then the husband said, “Listen, either the dead hobo body leaves, or you leave, along with your pet. It’s your choice.”

Then the boy looked back at the husband guy and at the dead hobo body.

Then he said, “Give me a few minutes with him outside, along with something that will make a loud noise and an axe.”

Then the husband guy nodded and soon the boy and the dead hobo body was outside.

In addition, I still can’t believe how long this guy’s life is. Anyways, the dead hobo body and the boy was outside.

They were about somewhat a good distance from the house, and the dead hobo body was there, wondering what the fuck was going on. The boy had a very sad look on his face, all because he had to give up his only weird dead pet friend, dead hobo body. Well, the boy put the things that make loud noises when it goes off and had about three of them.

Then the boy said to the dead hobo body, “I’m sorry that I have to do this do you boy. I mean, I do not want to, but I have to. It is… for the best. I mean, you will be able to go back into the wild and have a good life. Maybe even make some friend with other animals, such as a raping duck. That and it’ll be good for me to move to another town, so I can have other friends. However, sometimes, you were a douchebag dead hobo body. Go on then. Go!”

Then the boy lit one of those things that make noise and it went off. It made a loud pop sound however; it made a sound similar to when a shotgun has been fired.

I think that is what he was going for. Well, the dead hobo body did not move a single inch. In fact, he just stood there, confused not knowing what to do. In fact, he had thought this was a sex thing.

Apparently dead hobo bodies were not taught properly when they were young. Now it is starting to sound like dead hobo bodies are a new type of animals now, isn’t it? Well, anyways, the noise maker thingy made a little smoke, and when the smoke cleared, the dead hobo body was still there.

Then the boy yelled at the dead hobo body, “Dam it! I said get on out of here! Go on then! get!”
Then he lit another match and set the next noise maker thingy off. The light eventually reached the thing that sets off the noise.

Then the noise thingy jumped up about…I don’t fucking know.

Maybe 20 or 30 feet in the air, like how a bullet would be. Well then, the dead hobo body was still there, although he was a bit startled and thought he should leave, however, he then thought of something else.

He had thought, maybe this is more than a sex thing. Maybe this is S&M. then, then dead hobo body was trying to figure out the safety word, which he had thought it was crackers.

Well, the boy was sure this time around that the dead hobo body was up and left the area, but when the smoke cleared, he had found out that he was wrong. Then the dead hobo body said, “Crackers.”

Then the boy has a tear form in his eye and it slowly came down his cheek. He was thinking of how nice it sounded and then thought of all the good time.

He then thought about giving up on trying to get rid of him, but he knew this was for the best, and pushed those good memories aside.

He then looked at the dead hobo body and said, ‘Didn’t you hear me the first dam time! don’t try to make this even harder on me! You are only going to make this worse for yourself in the end! Now last chance. Get boy! Get… before you know what’s coming to you!! I said get now!!! Get on walking over there and never come back! For your own good!”

Then the boy lit the last match and lit the last noisemaker thingy. Once again, the fire went and reached the thing that sets off the noise.

When it did, it had a different sound to it this time. It sounded like whenever you put a kangaroo up a donkey’s asshole, while fucking a tiger that has AIDS, while you are eating buffalo shit and you down it with beer.

Then you see a dying giraffe that is being raped by an alligator, while drinking jizz from a skunk while it’s balls are being ripped off by an ape, while it’s eyes sockets are being burned alive.

Not sure what sound that makes, well here it is.

Surprised, aren’t you? It sounds like a dying giraffe with a dildo up its ass while stepping in some shit because it had a bad day. Need I say more? Well, as soon as the smoke cleared this time, instead of the boy being ferrous and the dead hobo body being afraid, they just stood there.

They just stood there and looked into each other’s eyes, trying to make sense of what the fuck just happened.
I mean, that is a sound that you don’t normally hear every day. Then again, it is not every day that you get narrated by Morgan Freeman.

So, after each of them was staring at each other, then the boy finally was out of his weird trance, and was mad as hell.
He then grabbed his axe…somehow, considering the fact that he was an Earth Pony. In matter of fact, how does an Earth Pony have a grip on things anyway?

I mean, I would understand how it would be possible if the pony were black, because, you know. He’s black and shit.
Maybe they can bend their hooves. I don’t know. Morgan Freeman doesn’t watch My Little Pony, because I’m always too busy pimping out with Jesus and God in heaven.

I mean, come on, we have some fine ass honeys with us at a dance club at a table every night.

It’s badass and we get drunk off our asses too. Anyways, I guess it would make sense, although I’m guessing some Bronies would know.

Well, whatever, it’s not black guy related, so let’s just move on. Well, as I said, the by grabbed the axe, and went up very close to the dead hobo body. When he got up close, he had those killing looks in his eyes and then raised the axe up high in the air.

The dead hobo body flinched a bit, by thought about it for a second time and thought that they were both playing a little game together. Then the dead hobo body then screamed at him.

However, a scream is what it took for the dead hobo body to leave. However, the dead hobo body ran for a bit, and was about three or four yards away from the boy.

The boy had thought he was going to run away and won’t stop, so he decided to walk away. However, the boy checked back to make sure he continued to run, however, he did not.

Therefore, the boy had an even more angry face on him, he ran towards the dead hobo body with the axe, and he threw it at him.

The dead hobo body didn’t get hit, but it was very close though. Hit it a tree near the trunk of it.

Then the dead hobo body continued to run and didn’t look back. Soon the boy retunred to the husband guy with a sad face on.

Then the husband guy was waiting for him and had seen the whole thing. He then looked at the boy and was a bit proud of what he did.

He then said, “Well, I’m a bit proud of you boy. You did the right thing. It was for the best for both of you.”

Then the boy had tears starting to form and run down his face. He then replied to the guy, “Was it right pa? was it right to drive him away? Was it right to drive my only family away?”

Then he went back into the cabin. Also, why the fuck does the boy call the husband guy, ‘pa’? That makes no sense at all. Then again, I’m a black guy in a white guy show, so it doesn’t matter if I ask it or not. Anyways, later that night, the boy was in his room, looking up at the ceiling.

He wondering if god hated him or I should say Fausticorn that is. Well, let me tell you, Fausticorn has not time with your shit. Neither Korean Fausticorn in an alternate universe.

She busy with Korean shit. and if Ice Cube ever finds me for saying a quote that he said in 21 Jump Street, I’ll kick his ass with no problem.

Besides, how is he going to come up to heaven if he’s going to hell besides, god has a shit list and all.

I’m also surprised that Obama is on the list as well. Strange isn’t it? The first black guy as president, and he’s going to hell.
Then again, it’s a black guy thing and only black guys would understand, and not any of you white people would.

Therefore, the husband guy went into the boy’s room and told him, “listen. I know it has been a rough day for you. However, I just wanted to let you know, that what you did was a good sacrifice. Look on the bright side, the dead hobo body might just end up being killed and skinned alive for his fur.That and you get to continue living with us. We’re leaving in the morning on a ship to Manehatten.”

Then the husband guy left and the boy got off the bed and started packing. He was packing his cloths and shit, and eventually came across an old photo of him and his dead hobo body. When he saw it, he cried. The next day, the family, which I think it is a family, was at the shipyard.

It was busy with a shitload of ponies. Ponies had shipments to make while other was trying to sell some of their shit, such as fruit. Some were hauling cargo onto a ship.

With the family, those were in an open carriage. They had all of their suitcases and bags and trunks as well loaded onto the carriage.

They were near their ship that they were going to take off on. When they got near it, some ponies got the luggage and put it on board with the other pony’s luggage.

They were then about to climb on board. They were on the boardwalk and the boy stopped.

He was so close to getting on the ship, but he didn’t. The husband guy asked him, “What is wrong with you boy? Are you ok? Is there something?”

Then the boy once again came out of his trance and then said to the husband guy, “No. I’m not going with you. I’m going back for dead hobo body. I don’t care if he can’t come or not. I don’t care if I’m not even part of this family no more! Dam it! he’s my family, and not you or anyone at this dam ship is going to tell me otherwise. So fuck you and have a nice day!”

Then the boy went off walked all the way back to the an abandoned cabin. He then started a fire and fixed the place up a bit. Then, as he was working outside, the dead hobo body saw him.

He had wanted to see if any dead bodies were hidden inside the cabin after the family had left, so he could maybe make some friends with.

However, he saw his old owner, and saw him have a happy face on. Then the dead hobo body started to run towards his old owner and with cheer in his heart.

Soon, they both came together and were happy has shit. Then the boy said to the dead hobo body, “I promise that I won’t ever leave you again.”

Then, they both went inside an had a meal together. As time went on, two years had went by, and somehow the Pony was old as shit.

I don’t understand that. He was young not two years ago, but now he’s on his death bed.

In fact, how the fuck does a pony age here anyway in this dam place? It doesn’t make quite much sense, but apparently it does so to Knight and every pony else.

Whatever, you white guys can have whatever you want. I’ll stay to my Morgan freeman shit.

Well, anyways, the boy was in his rocking chair that he had made, sitting by the fire. The dead hobo body was sleeping right next to him. It was snowing outside and it was cold as fuck.

The boy was about to die. Then he quietly woke up the dead hobo body, and said, “Listen. I know… we had fun times.
We had fond memories…, I’ll never forget those fond memories, and I shall forever cherish them in my heart.
However, I think it’s time for you to go. Now, I’m not trying to kick you out or anything, however, as you can tell, I have lived a long live and I am now on my death bed. I want you to be free. You still have a long life ahead of you. Go on out there and make something of yourself dead hobo body. It’s best if you do so.”

Then the dead hobo body was sad, sense his old owner was about to do die.

Then the boy said, “Don’t be sad boy. Perhaps, we will meet each other again one day, in another life. In another decade perhaps. We will meet again one day. I promise you that.”

Then the dead hobo body licked the owner’s face, in which the lick had blood all over it. Then the owner had a smile on his face.

Then he said to his dead hobo body, “Now go on dead hobo body. Go on and make something of yourself. Make something of yourself, which the world will appreciate of you.”

Then the dead hobo body slowly walked out of the cabin. However, as he was doing so, Knight and a metal enemy of his crashed through the cabin. The metal enemy was knocked out for a bit and Knight took a second to look to where he was.
Knight said, “Where the fuck am I?”

Then Knight noticed Dead hobo body and he said, “Oh. It’s dead hobo body. Didn’t think I’ll see you ever again. Well then, well played.”

Then Knight’s metal enemy got back up and he started to fight again. Then the metal enemy used his rockets whatever the fuck they are called and got the fuck out of there.

Then Dead Hobo Body decided not to make sense of what the fuck just happened, even though it was his old friend Knight. Dead hobo body then looked back, and knew that his owner was dead.

Therefore, the dead hobo body went out into the cold winter night, and saw Luna’s moon high in the sky, along with the stars so up above.

Then he went through the woods and didn’t look back. However, the owner really wasn’t dead, but was a robot. The head opened up and somehow that little green alien from the Jetsons or the Flintstones was there.

You know, that little green alien that was there and talked to that ginger guy in the Jestsons? come on? You white people should all know that by now, should you?

Well, anyways, he opened up the face and said, “Dam it! I fucked up again! This is Bullshit! That Jetson guy ripped me off! next time I see him, I’ll get my gang together and kick his ass! Then I’m going to rape his wife! I can’t believe this alternate universe teleported life thing doesn’t work.”

Then the little alien guy was gone. Soon, the dead hobo body was in the forest and was looking at the stars.

He eventually got to where he was going at, in which it was Manehatten. He was one of many ponies going to Manehatten.
Mostly to find work. Many colts had heard there were plenty of jobs available that were in need.

In fact, there was a job to build walls, because there were giant monsters that came from another dimension form beneath the sea that were sent by aliens to kill them.

Well, they were building the walls and Dead Hobo Body was sin an area in which he was called along with many others because there was an announcement to be made.

A random pony made the announcement, and said to every pony, “Alright, I’ve got good news and bad news! The bad news is that four ponies died today from falling off the structure. The good news is that I have four job openings. Who wants to die today?!”

well, dead hobo body was one of the lucky ones and got one of the jobs. His job was to make sure no construction worker rapes a hot mare.

Well, he did his job every well, because it was a pointless job sense all the workers were married colts.

However, dead hobo body got paid for nothing anyway. Although it does not make quite much sense how a pony died from the structure if he was meant to be on the ground.

Maybe he got bored so he played on top of the structure. Then again, that would have been a retard that would have done that.

So most likely, the pony that previously had the job was suicidal from having the job. That makes more sense than the retard one.

Yes, it sure does, because I’m a black guy, and chances are, you’re white. However, if you’re not, then I welcome you my friend to being black. That’s enough said before I get a shitload of angry mail letter, then again I can just burn them sense I’m Morgan Freeman and shit.

Therefore, dead hobo body had been getting used to his new line of work and it was a month until he got used to it.

Dead hobo body was happy that he had it and was in his small apartment that he could afford for his salary. He had a candle light going on by his beside, until he heard voices in the hall.

When he heard them, he had just thought it was domestic disturbance and was going to let whatever happen to the poor bitch happen. However, he had recognized the voices.

Then, he jumped up and was about to go out the window, until a Russell crow like pony opened the door and started to sing like in Les Miserable’s.

The crow pony said, “24601! I have finally found you! After all these long years! I have finally found you! You may have thought you have escaped me 24601! However, you are wrong! And now you shall come back with me so you can forever rot in your hell hole in prison!!”

Then dead hobo body started to sing as well and then he said to the crow pony, “I swear it wasn’t me! You know it wasn’t me! It was an accident! Now let me free! I did not do it at all! And you know that for a fact! Besides that guy did it himself!!”

Then the crow pony said, “You lie! You lie with sin!! I remember you that night! at the bar in this very city! There was an Irish pony fight! A revolution that happened that night! I saw you do it from the corner of my eye! Now come back with me so you shall pay your debts that will never be paid!”

Then dead hobo body said, or should say sing, since this is a Les Miserable’s moment, “That is where you are wrong sir. I shall not pay my debts. God knows that I am a good colt. She knows that I have done nothing wrong. Besides, why should I even go back the place where I was treated unfairly?!”

Then the crow pony singed, “I have a message for you. Do you recall your old cell mate? The one that you spent your time with. The one who was your only friend in prison? He died this morning, and I was beside him. he begged of me not to go after you. he said he would pay me all that he has got in his old bank account if I let you go. However, since I hold up the law. I refused it and he cried till he died. And now I shall bring you back to the very same prison and you shall be there, till the end of your days.”

Then dead hobo body singed, “After all of these years, he’s finally dead. Moreover, you refused his only death wish, of me being set free. I shall not go back with you. Besides what could you do to stop me?”

Then the crow pony slowly slid his sword. Then he sold it to dead hobo body and then dead hobo body looked around the room and tries to find something to defend him with. Then he just happened to have a sword in his room that was just like that crow pony’s one. Then they start to have a duel.

While they were having the duel, apparently, the music from Les Miserable’s started to play and the crow pony singed, “24601!”

Then while the crow pony was saying the dead hobo body was singing, “I shall not go.”

Then the fighting lasted for about a good five minutes, and when dead hobo body was out the window and happened to be on some rope, he sung, “I knew you wouldn’t kill me. You know that I did everything right in my life!”

Then the dead hobo body disappeared and the crow pony was left alone in the room. Then in the background, the music was soft and the crow pony looked like he was depressed as shit. Then the crow pony went to the roof of the building and looked upon Luna’s night and started to sing once more.

Crow singed, “have I became this colt? Have I changed my ways? I have hold up the law for so many years. I have not let one prisoner out of my sight. I didn’t even let them go nor feel sorry for them. Maybe I he is right. He did nothing wrong.
No! An accident or not, he still has to pay for his crimes. Besides, I know that a criminal lies no matter what. I am a gentlecolt of the law and I shall be loyal to the law. I shall find him one day and I shall kill him one day. I will always be loyal to the law and to the royal sisters! I swear on Luna’s night! That I will catch him, and if I don’t let my soul forever be n purgatory!”

In addition, the crow pony was also very close from the edge and falling down and becoming a flat pancake.

Well, the thing is, he’s not emo enough to do so. Well, Luna’s night soon vanished and turn into Celestia’s morning sun.

Soon, every pony in Manehatten was all up and about doing some sort of shit. In fact, there was a bar or the pub I should say, that was getting ready for business. Inside the bar were tables and wooden chairs. In fact, it was filthy as shit.

Then a random blond bitch pony with crooked teeth was looking over things. Then there was a small girl that was sad and depressed as shit.

She was moping the floors and the blond bitch pony noticed she was slacken off a bit.

Then she went up to her and yelled at while singing at the same time. She singed, “That are you doing!? What are a bitch!? What you a whore!? Get off your ass right now! We’re opening five minutes! We’re going to be very busy! We’re going to rip off many colts now! So why don’t you pick up the pace, unless you don’t want to sleep in the cold dirty floor at night!?”

Then the little girl said, “I’m sorry, but I’ve been so tired. You haven’t given me anything to eat in days. I have very little water. I don’t have a good place to sleep at night.”

Then the blond bitch pony said, “You selfish little whore! I should slap you sideways! You are a bitch! You are nothing! Ever since you’re real parents died! You have been an annoying little fucker! Now how about you fuck off! And go do something useful, you little bitch!”

Then the blonde bitch’s real daughter, who was an Asian pony girl, walked into the room. Then the blond bitch’s eyes were soft and gentle and calm once more. She then knelt down to talk to her favorite child.

She singed, “Oh my little girl. How are you doing? Do you want some food? Are you thirsty for clean water now? Do you want your father, to get you anything at all?”

Then the Asian pony singed, “No, nothing troubling mum. I just wanted to see if my cousin can play?”

Then the blond bitch said, “oh you don’t want her! She just a little whore! There’s plenty of children outside that you could play with now. Maybe even help mommy and daddy to pay the rent, by pick pocketing them! How about that you do that instead?”

Then the Asian girl nodded her head and she left to pickpocket some douchebags. While these two were singing, the little girl was hiding behind the staircase, and she was crying out her eyes.

Then the blond bitch singed to her, “don’t you forget. That you are nothing. You are a bitch and no one will ever love you. besides, you are just as a pain in the ass just like my sister. So why don’t you go get some water from the well far in the woods. And bring it here, and maybe you will see tomorrow come.”

Then the blond bitch left and went to wake up the douchebag of a husband. Then the little girl went to get water from the well. It was a cold and dark, snowy night.

She got the water and was trying her best to carry it. However, she was crying a bit, until she saw a dark figure walk towards her. She went and hides, however, the dark figure spoke or singed in this case.

The dark figure singed, “Don’t worry; I am not going to harm you. You have nothing to fear. Come out and show yourself to me.”

Then what came out of the shadows was dead hobo body. When the little girl heard this, she was a bit curious and poked her head out to see who it was. She looked at dead hobo body and was still a bit afraid, but had some sort of comfort and safety when she saw him.

Then the dead hobo body continued to sing, “I see your face, little girl. Come to me, for I may protect you. I know your troubles that you have come to face. I have saw you get abused by that blond bitch of a aunt, every time I’m on my way to work. Do not fear, for I am here, to take you away from your abusive life.”

Then the little girl thought it over for a moment in her head, and then decided to accept his offer. She then ran crying into his hooves and thanking him for helping her out with her life.

Then, dead hobo body went for a work into town. While walking, the little girl saw a doll that she wanted.

When dead hobo body saw this, he sung, “I know you want that doll, however, I’m pretty sure you’re still a little bitch though.”

Then the little girl was a bit shocked by this, but continued on with life and eventually killing three people in her future, all because she didn’t get the doll.

Nice going dead hobo body. You fucked up. Well, dead hobo body went to the bar, and looked for the aunt.

Then when the aunt came to see dead hobo body, she saw the little girl hiding behind dead hobo body.

The blond bitch then singed, “I can see that you are here to return that little girl to us. She was being a little whore wasn’t she? Do us a favor and please kill her. She has been a bitch to us, and is nothing special at all.”

Then dead hobo body singed, “Oh well then. I did come here to tell you I was going to keep her, and give her a brand new life. A life better than this one. However, since Slavery really does not exist here, and the fact that you didn’t want her, I’m not going to give you money I was going to pay for her. For that, I bid you, a good day blond bitch.”

Then dead hobo body and the little girl left the bar, while the blond bitch was shocked that she didn’t get the money.

Then the dead hobo body happily lived happily ever after. The end, back to Knight’s story that you properly forgot. Dam it; I know I can’t get away with it. ok, so there’s more to dead hobo’s life and what happened to him.

I thought I could lie and save you some time and actually get back to the story, but let’s just say, since I’m in the same universe as Knight is in right now for the moment. Which is also the only way I can narrate this stuff, let’s just that Fausticorn won’t be happy with me if I did skip this part. Don’t ask why she wouldn’t be happy, but she just wouldn’t.
Besides, I’m a black guy. I don’t want to get the bitch angry, even if they aren’t on their period.

Besides, she is more powerful than me. Although, Knight is more powerful than her, but Neon is more powerful than him.
It’s a bit confusing and all, but let’s just say, Neon is the most powerful here and I’m not even sure where that was going, but let’s finish up this life, so I can take break.

My narrating abilities are starting to ward off. Well, 6 years had passed, and another revolution had started it up against Manehatten and it’s bullshit laws.

Well, it was a bright and sunny day and Celestia’s sun was still high in the sky. There was a sort of an event going on in the streets.

There was a crowed of ponies, gathering around a few carriages, that had some rich white folks in it. The folks were people who helped run the city of Manehatten, and they were just as corrupted as Obama was when he was president.

Can’t believe he betrayed us. In addition, I also trusted him, and he’s black like me and he betrayed the blacks. Dam Obama did nothing good for us anyways but being black.

Well, that’s story is for another time whenever Morgan freeman finally kills him, but back to the life that makes no sense at all.

The ponies that were crowded around the carriges were singing, “Look down. Look down. Look down at the ground and look at us all who are in pain.”

Then a little fucker came out of nowhere, most likely because he was a colt, and started singing. He sung, “good day to you sir, my name is little bush. These are my friends and all that that care about me. Nothing too much special, I know too. However, that is what makes us unique and better then you rich ponies. This is my town, my only home. This is where I was born and where I’ll die. We live in the filth and find whatever we can eat whenever we can. Think you’re poor!? Thinking you’re free!? Follow me! Follow Me!”

also, may the black guy comment on how that the boy, or apparently his name is little bush, moved from carriage to carriage.

Then as he was moving from carriage to carriage, the ponies that crowed the streets continued to sing.

They singed once again, “Look down! Look down! Look down at the ground and look at us all that who are in pain.”

Then the boy or Little Bush singed, “There was a time when we overthrew the last mayor of this town. We had our hopes up way too high. Then it came crashing down because the last mayor is no better than the last. This land hoped for change. Now when we hope, we hope our lives get better. Here’s the thing with our lives. Our lives get better when we die. Take your stand! Take your belief! Viv la Manehatten! Viva la Manehatten!”

Then the was about last of the boy or little bush’s lines.

Then the ponies that crowded the streets once more singed the same fucking thing. They singed, “Look down! Look down! Look down at the ground and see all of us that are in pain.”

Then a random guy that came the fuck out of nowhere started to sing. He sung, “We will rise! We will succeed! We will never tremble for the mayor! We will be victorious! You will not stop us in our plan for our revolution! We will fight for our freedom! We will fight for hope! We will fight for what matters that is right! You will never crush our sprit for fighting!”

Then the random guy pony got down and randomly went back to his house. He went upstairs to a very poor apartment room, where he had a chest.

In that chest, hailed a white guy knife. The difference between a white guy knife and a black guy knife, is that a black guy’s knife is better.

Therefore, he took it out, so just in case a royal guard tried to attack him, he would be able to defend himself. You know what else? He’s also a dumb mother fucker, maybe because he is white.

The thing is, that the royal guards, has fucking armor. Unless that knife is able to pierce through that amour, he’s fucked. He then went back outside, to try to stab a guard. Well, luckily, that little girl from before, who was all grown up in pony years, was walking by.

That random guy just stared at her and went awe, I guess. Maybe because… well, you know.

Then another friend of his walked up to him, and singed, “I know that you have your eyes on her. Come on now we all know, that you have a crush on her. In addition, to be honest you are meant for her, for you are rich, and she is rich too.

Her father is dead hobo body, who is a very rich and important colt. He also helps who is in need, such as us, the poor.
So why don’t you go talk to her?” then the random guy singed, and while doing so, he actually stabbed some guards and killed some. I can’t believe it. I don’t think he’s white.

I think he’s a black guy pony in disguise as a white guy pony, which means he’s a traitor. Well, anyways, he sung, “I do love her as you say. I do believe we’re meant for each other. I do believe we would be happy together, for we see eye to eye. In addition, I’m sure dead hobo body wouldn’t mind me dating her. However, I’m afraid, that something horrible will happen during the revolution, and I will die. Then she would moan and cry her eyes out. Sure, she could move on and shit. I don’t want that happen to her now. I only want the best for her.”

In addition, while he was singing, he killed about 15 guards. I’ll admit, I’m impressed by a traitor, but he still won’t be trusted in the black guy heaven area.

Then the random guy’s friend singed, “Don’t you worry, about losing the revolution. Don’t worry about going to jail. Don’t worry about dying either. All will be fine, and we will win. Just as if you said, we will be victorious. You should not worry a bit. We will win the fight. We will stand against those who stand in our way to victory. We will show those famous and the rich. We will show those who is in charge. We will be better than they will. We just have to prove it and we will victorious.”

Then the random pony eyes widened, and then he strangely had energy. Maybe Neon telepathically transported crack into his system.

Makes sense if you think about it. Then the random guy singed, “You are right! We will be victorious! We will show no fear. In addition, I will not be going to prison, even though I did not say that I was worried about that. I will not fail in my mission from god. Tonight, I shall go to her home and tell her how I feel. And if the father doesn’t like it, I’ll stab him a few times in the heart!”

Then the random guy’s friend was shocked a bit by the last statement and actually talked in a normal voice for once, and he said, “Whoa whoa whoa. Let’ not get a bit carried away there. I mean, that is sort of our support in the revolution. That and I’m sure she would be pissed off by that if you did do so. I mean, sure, she wouldn’t be on her period, but still. You don’t want to have a chick’s wrath on you dude. I mean, just to let you know from a personal experience, she cut off my pony dick, you know? So just don’t kill her father. Got it?”

Then the random guy nodded his head. Then the other guy continued to say, “good. You go ahead and talk to her and you can meet me back at the revolutionary place or apparently a small alleyway. Wait a second here. Our spot where we’re going to win is an small alley way? Well then, we’re fucked, but I already drew blood to show my commitment to the revolution and to the brotherhood, so I guess I still have to go. Well then, see you.”

Then the random guy went away and the random guy that we are supposed to concentrate on left to see that blond chick. It was around at nighttime when he did, and went to the dead hobo body’s rich and very fancy house that he had from all that white people money.

He went there and tried to open the gates, but his knife didn’t do shit. So, he sung and yelling at the same time, “Oh blond chick! I need you! Where are you my love!? I need you right here at these gates! Oh where oh where you might be! These gates weren’t keep us apart!”

Then the blond chick awoken and went to her window. When she opened them, she noticed that one random guy that had a crush on her was there, singing very loudly and horribly, and shit.

Then, she quietly went out her window and towards the gates. When she did so, she started to sing as well, but better then that other random guy that had a crush on her did.

She singed, “oh my love, you’re finally came here. I love you as well, and I’ve also have seen you from a far. I have seen you, with the poor people with the revolution. What are you doing here? aren’t you supposed to help out with the revolution? You shouldn’t be here, my father might hear us and shit.”

Then the random guy that had a crush on the blond chick then singed, “I know the risks. I know that your father might hear us randomly singing out here. However, I needed to tell you, that I love you. That god has brought us together.”

Then the blond chick then singed, sort of like a chorus I guess, “I know that very much and it is very true.”

Then the random guy continued to sing, “we are one and a team. I had come here to tell you, that I am going about to be in the revolution, being barricaded inside a random dark small alley. However, do not fear, that the revolution will win, and after we win, I shall be here to whisk you away, and we could maybe even marry, even though we just started to talk to each other. Therefore, I shall leave, and it might be weeks until you hear from me again.

So, good night, my love, but we will always be together by heart.”

Then the random guy leaves the blond and goes back to the revolution.

While the random guy is leaving, the blond chick says in a low whisper, “Please be save my love.”

Eventually, the random guy went to the revolution spot, or in other words, a really small, dark alley way.

It took a while to find it, since it is such a random spot to be, but then again, in Les Miserable, why did you think they failed at their revolution?

Exactly, there are no blacks in the movie. Chances are, that was what you were thinking and I thank you for agreeing with me.

In addition, if you don’t agree with me, let’s just say that Morgan Freeman is going to be in your dreams tonight.

Alternatively, let’s just say, your nightmares, there is no escape from it either.

Moreover, if I am coming in your dreams tonight, you done messed up boy. In addition, if you are a female, then you really fucked yourself now.

Anyways, the barricade was up and it was nothing but random and mindless shit. Literally. They actually grabbed shit from the toilets to put up the barricaded.

Then again, what else did they have to use? I mean. Sure, there are some wooden chairs here and there, but, really, that was it. I mean, what the fuck do you expect from a small, dark alleyway?

Well, apparently lot, because your hopes are down now. Well, the random guy was eventually let in, although he had to get passed a midget that was a guard.

In other words, it was that one midget from the Wizard of us, that guards the gate to the emerald city.

Then you knock on the door, and he tells you to fuck off, or, in other words, no one gets to see the wizard. Yea, well, let’s just say another universe portal opened up and Knight wasn’t around to see it happen and shit, so, that very same midget appeared.

Therefore, when the random guy entered in, he couldn’t find anybody around. Then, he saw lights at the bar. Apparently, everyone was getting drunk while there was a revolution going on.

Bunch of fucking dumbasses. This is possibly also the reason why they failed in Les Miserable’s, a little bit, even though you didn’t quite see it. I mean, they did drink, but, that was early on, and shit, but still, I hold my opinion.

Besides, Morgan Freeman’s opinion is better than yours. It’s the only thing that matters then the meaning of life.

Therefore, anyways, they were all drunk and were singing a drunken tune. They were singing…

We are fucking drunk.
We are drunken as shit.
We beat our wives because we don’t know what we’re doing.
We take a piss on a random guy.
We can’t see straight,
Nor can we hold a knife.
And if we do, then we just end up killing a guy.
And if that happens, we just end up burying the dead body.
We also kill all the witnesses’ they witnesses the event!
We are drunk,, we are drunk.
We are drunk as shit.
We don’t care if you’re a Zebra or not.
We will stab you no matter what.
And we’re not being racist at all, but only because we’re drunk as fuck.
We can’t even play a piano straight,
Nor can we drive a carriage fine.
We are drunk, we are drunk,
We are dunk as shit.
We might even kill your mother
And we might even rape your father.
It doesn’t matter what happens
Since we’re drunk off our asses.
Hooray for beer!
Hooray for beer!
Hooray for beer!
And we don’t care what happens to you when we’re drunk.
As long as we don’t have to remember it
Or you don’t tell on us on the guards,
We just don’t give a flaming fuck!
We don’t care what horrible things that we do when we’re drunk!
Then, the room got dark and a random fat colt walked up and there was a spotlight on him.
Apparently, this is an opera or something and fat people always get the spotlight somehow. It was also a slow tempo type of thing of the song.
Even though we’re drinking.
We still have feelings
Of what we do.
And even though, we might kill your mother
And rape your father as well,
We will end up saying that we’re sorry.
Then we will get drunk,
Once more, then end up burning,
Your place down to the ground.
So know this,
When we’re drinking ourselves to death,
That we’re sorry,
We’re sorry,
And we will steal all of your bits that you may have.
However, for that reason that we steal your money.
Is… because… that,
We don’t give a flaming fuck!
Mostly because,
We are drunk,
We are Drunk,
We are drunk!

Also, apparently, the last five line, it up beat once again. That and when they said their last line of the song, there was fireworks in the sky, as if it was the Fourth of July or something.

It’s like, they just put on a show or something. I feel like I’m being watched or something.

In addition, I still think that beer song was better than this.

(NOTE: Keep in mind that the animation is shitty because this was made since 2006, surprisingly. Ahhh, Nostalgic Memories, one of the very first things I ever saw on You Tube. So Nostalgic to me, and maybe to you guys as well.)

Well, anyway, the random guy noticed that they were drunk as shit, and he said to them, “What the fuck!? Aren’t you guys supposed to be over, waiting to fight when the royal guards may come, and fight and shit?!”

Then one random drunk guy said, “Oh, don’t worry about that, we have that little boy who singed early keeping watch for tonight.”

Then the random guy said, “But, he’s dead. In fact, they killed him while you guys were singing your beer song. In fact, he died a slow and musical death. I mean, the royal guards…just…ran up to him…and stabbed.”

Well, apparently, that one random white guy was right. That boy from earlier was dead as shit.

He did sing, although all it was that he had singed was, ‘viva la Manehatten’ five fucking time in a row.

In addition, if it makes you people feel any better, the kid was robbed right after the royal guard stabbed him a fear times with his spear.

Then again, what didn’t he have bits, since he was poor and shit? Well, he had some pocketknives and some lint.

Maybe he was Joker Jr. that and apparently he had it coming to him, since how he mugged the rich was stabbing them with his pocket knives, so he had it coming to him.

Although, why did he have lint though? Maybe it was intestinal. Confused? So am I. Let’s move on so I can go to black guy dream land.

I mean, if you want someone to blame, blame god of the universe that Knight is in at the moment. It ain’t my fault that I have to do dead hobo body’s life. I would’ve just given you the short version of it.

which was, Some Prison movie rip off, some heartwarming dog or wolf movie from the 80’s or 90’s, Les Miserable’s rip off, and he saves Knight.

However, apparently I have to go into detail about shit. well, while the revolution was going, back at dead hobo body’s house, dead hobo body noticed that her adopted daughter was outside, still holding on to the gates.

What is that bitch’s problem? Seriously, even black people wouldn’t do that, even the retards.

Then again, they would just continue to stand there and just creepy look out into the distance like a weird creepy asshole.
Whatever, whatever Morgan Freeman says, is whatever Morgan Freeman says, all right?

Therefore, dead hobo body went to check on his daughter. He then singed to her, “My daughter of mine, are you alright? What are you doing out here? Come inside, before shit starts to happen.”

Then the blond chick then started to sing, “Oh father, I have something to tell you. I have a secret that I have been keeping for three minutes, from you. I am in love, with a colt that is in the revolution. It was love at first site, and we are meant to be together. God has made it possible, and for that, god wants us to be together. However, I fear for my love. I fear that he might die during the revolution. I’m worried sick about him, because we’re supposed to marry each other when he gets back from the revolution.”

Then dead hobo body then singed, “Why did you keep this secret for m me these past three minutes ago? Why did you do such a thing? You are to be grounded for the night, however, I have seen this boy as well, and if you do believe that, you are in love with him. That you are meant to be together and god has put you two for husband and wife, then I shall make sure he is all right. However, since you are grounded, from keeping a secret from me for three minutes long time, you stay in your room and don’t come out for anything at all.”

Then dead hobo body went back inside his house to grab a few things and then went his way to the small, dark alleyway where the revolution was taking place.

Even he too, it took him a while to find the place, but he eventually found it. When he did, he tried to get inside, but couldn’t, mostly because there was a pile of pony feces in the way.

So, dead hobo body did what he knew best, fly with that Mecca-Michele Jackson robot from that one Sega Genies game from the 80’s Moonwalker.

Then, robot Michele Jackson dropped him off , and went to molest most little foals and eventually molesting Spike in his sleep, while Twilight didn’t notice. Therefore, eventually he found the random guy that his adopted daughter was in love with.

When the random guy saw him, he said, “It’s you! did my love tell you the whole thing? Did she say what we had was true?”

Then dead hobo body said, “Yea, she told me the whole thing buddy, also, I’m pretty sure since this is a small dark alley way, the revolution is going to fail. Chances are, you’ll properly die, so, just follow me back home, and I guess you can marry my adopted daughter.”

Then the random guy said, “She’s adopted?”

Then dead hobo body said, “Yea, I randomly abducted her. I mean, she thinks that she was adopted it to go to a better home, but, really I just whored her out and gave man with AIDS and other STD’s to come and rape her in her sleep late at night. I mean, that is how I got rich, you know. In addition, I’m just putting it out there, but, on your guy’s honeymoon, you should properly where a condom, because, let’s say what she has… how do I put this? Hmmm.... She has a disease that not even the doctors has seen before. Apparently, it’s a combination of all diseases in history, and made into one super disease. Apparently, they named it after her. I believe they call it, Ghost Dick. Not sure where or how they came up with that name, but it’s there, so, yea. Although that does sound like a pony name for a pony that has a really bad case of the flu and dips his dick in vodka after banging a whore off the streets so he doesn't get a disease, but then got i anyways because he got his sex advice from some skeleton hambone that does a radio show every week. That’s what I think of the name, you know? Well then, let’s get back home, shall we. Let’s just pray to Celestia that you won’t get Ghost Dick disease.”

Then, they were about to walk out of the small, dark alleyway, until, they heard a voice, shouting at the revolution group. it was a leader of the group of royal guards.

He yelled, “We have you surrounded! We will give you one last chance to surrender yourselves, and the mayor will agree to only fuck you over one hundred times over! Now, do we have a deal!?”

That random guy was about to say something, until a random drunk ass pony said, “You can go fuck yourselves, fatty bitches!”

Then the random guy said, “We’re fucked.”

Then that same random drunken ass pony that fucked them, said, “Don’t worry. There is a lot of shit and wood that even they can’t pass through with their spears. It will take them one point five hours to get through, and by that time. Then, we will have enough support to get to the moon and see a talking pear that talks in the royal Cantorlot voice and we will dance with moon crabs, and go to a place called Illegal Mexico, where we will have all the tacos we could have on a Tequila diet.”

Then dead hobo body said, “You are really drunk, are you?”

Then the drunken ass pony continued to say, “That rock can talk. He’s a very funny rock. I’m going to keep him as a pet. I’m going to name him tom. How are you doing tom?”

Apparently, the actual rock, Tom, was there, and it said nothing at all, because he was a rock.

Then the drunken ass pony said, “That’s a good boy. Now play dead.”

Then the drunken ass pony collapsed onto the ground, pissing himself and maybe or maybe not died from alcohol poising.
He properly did, but scientist and Brony experts all agree, that stupidity killed the drunken ass beast.

Then, dead hobo body said, “Well then. That was weird. However, I believe we can escape through the sewers.”

Then the random pony guy said, “But, isn’t that filled so much shit? I mean, those sewers has to be like, filled to the rim by now, right? I mean, I didn’t even know how they even dispose of the waste without putting it in the river? I mean, wouldn’t we drown in other people’s shit? And when we get out, aren’t other ponies going to notice that we just got out of a pile of shit?”

Then dead hobo body said, “They will just think that we are hobos. Trust me, that’s what my friend Knight thought of me when he found me after he got half drunk from drinking tequila. Now, if that drunken ass pony is right, that means we have one point five hours to escape through the tight pipes through he swears.”

Then the random pony guy asked, “Why are the pipes so small?”

Then dead hobo body said, “Because no pony fucking expects other ponies to escape through the swears, now we don’t have much time. let’s move it.”

Then, both of them saw something from the sky. It was falling pretty fucking fast, almost faster than a black guy would fall.
The thing smashed through the barricade and the royal guards and the revolutionary ponies were shocked. It turned out to be Knight on the ground, that was pinned down to what looked like a lone of Knight, except that he had yellow eyes and yellow electricity mane and tail color.

His hooves were also electricity and were yellow as well. He was also very pissed off at Knight and what he had done to him, even though he’s just a clone of Knight.

The clone of Knight said to Regular Knight, “YOU KILLER HER! YOU KILLED THE PERSON THAT I ONLY LOVED! YOU KILLED HER! YOU KILLED HER YOU SON OF A BITCH! YOU KILLED MY LOVE OF MY LIFE! YOU KILLED MY WIFE! YOU KILLED THE ONLY PERSON THAT MATTERED TO MY CHILDREN AS AND ME WELL! YOU HAVE RUINED MY LIFE AND HAVE GIVEN ME NOTHING TO LIVE FOR! WE WERE HAPPY TOGETHER AS A FAMILY! I HAD A JOB, OF A FUCKING ANIMATOR AND WAS A SUCCESSFUL AND OWNER OF A CARTOON CHANNEL! I EVEN HAD A HAPPY LIFE WITH MY WIFE AND KIDS! MOREOVER, YOU TOOK IT ALL AWAY FROM ME! YOU RUINED IT ALL! YOU KILLED MY BEAUTIFUL WIFE! MOREOVER, FOR THAT, I SHALL TAKE SOMETHING FROM YOU THAT YOU TEND TO VALUE MORE. I SHALL TAKE YOUR LIFE, FOR YOU HAVE TAKEN MY WIFE’S LIFE! I HOPE YOU BURN IN HELL!”

Then regular Knight, the Knight that we all know and love, even though he’s white.

Well, Knight said, “Come on dude! Just get over her! She was just Lauren Faust! I did you a fucking favor! Besides, I won’t burn in Pony Hell, although your soul might get destroyed by her, but still. I did you a mother fucking favor of killing her man! Even though it was in an alternate universe and is an Official Universe of Earth.”

Then as clone Knight was about to kill regular Knight, regular Knight found a metal pipe and grabbed it with his hooves.
Then regular Knight knocked out clone Knight, and clone was just unconscious on the ground.

Then Knight got up and said, “You stupid dumbass mother fucker! I fucking did you a fucking favor! I mean, you weren’t even supposed to exist! You just somehow came out of my ass somehow! The things that I fucking do now a days! Come on you son of a fucking bitch!”

Then Knight dragged the knocked out Clone Knight body and around the royal guards and onto the streets.

Then, the royal guards noticed that the barricade was open, and they cried a battle cried and charged. When the royal guards noticed, dead body said, “Oh fuck.”

Then both of them made a run for the sewers. It took them a while to get through the very small, tiny pipe, but they eventually got to the sewers and were eventually crawling through miles of shit.

If I recalled it, it was about a length as long as a football field. They crawled; oh, they crawled through those miles of pure shit.

Of course, how did they escape through the small, tiny pipe, while the royal guards were attacking?

Well, they got some time with the drunken ass ponies of course. They were used as decors while they escaped.
However, the random guy couldn’t take the five hundred miles of pure shit, so, he eventually dragged him along and eventually got him out.

When he did so, it was raining outside and it was pouring cats and dogs outside. I wonder if Discord would actually do that and harm the cats and dogs.

Maybe, but Q wouldn’t do that. Q instead would make it rain bitchs and money. Then he would go to strip clubs and shit, because, in all honesty, he’s Q.

He can do whatever he fucking please to, and he’s just like me, expect a white guy version of me. However, while those two guys were crawling through the miles of pure shit, they came across Knight.

They were under the sewers, listening on what he was talking about that night. Knight was sitting on a doorstep.

The clone version of him was lying on the ground.

Knight said to himself, while look at himself through a puddle of water, “Look at myself. I’m a wreck. My life, has been nothing but fuck ups. I mean, I find out who I really am and shit gets fucked up.

I find out that by technical standards, I’m the last human alive and will ever be. I find out what happened before god became god, and what she had to do and what happened to her.

I almost destroy an alien city back in the Earth universe. I can’t seem to get that United Universes to get up and running, although, still tweaking out the kinks in it. Inca is a mother fucker who hates me, and that isn’t even a good thing. TF is gone, while I have to deal with him. I find out what really was supposed to happen, and I find why things didn’t go what they were supposed to.

This all happened because of some fucking anime ponies that needed my fucking help! I mean, even the fucking Winter Forest wasn’t much as a hell as this, and she said that even I, nor her two daughters are even allowed to go to The Winter Forest.

It’s brutal as fuck, and it is. I mean, I even turned someone’s life and made him a new enemy of mine. In addition, Celstia thinks I should be prince of Equestria.

Why can’t she fucking get it through her fucking skull that this is my job? This is my fucking life now, all because of that Anime.

However, I can’t blame them, they needed me, so I came to help, and I did. Why does every pony think I should, just stop fighting? I mean, it’s my fucking job. I know I should retire, but I can’t.

Not now. Not now. I’m too deep and I have a lot going for me right now. That and I’m bounded to the universes, so I can’t leave my duty. Besides, I fear that if I do join them with their duties, I fear that my enemies will hurt them, and all thet I love.
Then again, they can’t really get to her, but still. It’ll be like the chaos age, when Discord ruled the land, except it won’t be a troll rule, but, just to see Equestria burn to the ground.

My enemies would rather watch it burn, then to rule it. Moreover, it would all be my fault if I did do so. Then again, TK always said he would take over my place, but I have to continue with my duties with the ancient ones.

Then again, they too as well believe I should retire from my duties and only work when they need me. It does sound tempting, I’ll admit, but I still have duties.

Sure, I can kill all of my enemies I would have nothing to fear, but that is not who I fear at all. I fear of Black. He will stop at nothing till I’m on my knees and begging for him to stop.

He will not stop till I am in pain. I mean, who would kill all of my friends, just to see me in tears and be on the edge of embracing the darkness, as he always wanted me to do. I mean, he would kill Celestia, Luna, Rainbow Dash, Pinkie pie, the rest of the Mane 6, and my other friends.

I mean, there is no way of killing, other than me committing suicide, but I can’t do that.

Then again, I could always do what Celestia and Luna always wanted me to do, ever since I got.”

Then Knight took out a yellow ball of life out of his satchel. He then hold it in his hooves and continued to talk to himself.

He continued to say, “I want to use and say the words, but I won’t not now. I need to see what happens at the end. Only when I’m in my darkest of all moment, is when I shall use it. I mean, I can’t use it now.

It’s only a one time use anyway. I mean, all it does it resets time and makes everything how they are supposed to be.
As tempting as it is, I can’t use it yet. Then again, Celestia and Luna are always fighting me to use it, but I won’t.”

Then Knight puts the yellow ball of light back into his satchel. Then, he looks up, and notices three black crows, staring at him.

He then says to the three black crows, “Get out of here! I know that’s you black! Get out of here! I’m not in the fucking mood to fight you. You should know that since you’re me! Well, at least a version of me that is”

Then Knight looks down at the clone Knight Body. He then said, “What am I going to do with you? Come on, let’s go. I think su-fu could maybe get rid of you. In addition, if not, then maybe she was right in the first place. Then I would just have to go to Fausticron to get rid of you.”

Then Knight got up and walked away, along with dragging the clone Knight Body. Then, we now continue with dead hobo body and shit.

Well, anyways, what happened was that he was carrying the random guy’s body up some random stairs, until he came face to face with that crow guy once more.

The crow singed, “I finally have found. It took me a long fucking time, but I finally figured out you were incognito. You were the rich, and now I have you. You have fallen into my trap. A weird fucking trap that doesn’t even make sense. But I somehow planned all of this, within,…two days…and…Fuck it! I finally I have you where I want you, conveniently. So surrender now and you will only have serve a life sentence and shit.”

Then dead hobo body singed back, “I don’t understand, what do you mean trap? Well it doesn’t matter, but this man needs a hospital, for he crawled through five hundred miles of pure shit. Now, if you excuse me, we have to go now, so I’ll possibly will see you in heaven, since I’m sure you’re going to commit suicide after I leave.”

Then as dead hobo body was about to go up the stairs, that crow guy pulled a knife on him. He then said, finally, “I will kill where you stand if you move or take one more step.”

Then dead hobo body looked at him and said, “You are a fucking liar.”

Then he walks away with the random guy and went to put him in a hospital and shit. Then the crow guy dropped the knife and went to the edge, which was the swear systems and shit.

Then he walked along the edge and singed, “I know what I have done. What have I done? Why didn’t I just do it? I needed to kill him. I am the law! However, he was right. That man needed a hospital, and it wouldn’t be right if I killed him. I wouldn’t represent the law. However, I am the law! So I did something, while did something bad therefore I have sinned! I have sinned in my past; however, I’m sure that I was given from my sins by good! However, I still have to pay for the price for the mistake that I have done. Now, I shall do a over dramatic death and do a very unnecessary Suicide jump!”

Then the crow jumps off the edge and committed suicide and his neck was broken.

Finally, I thought he would never shut the fuck up. In addition, the white guy was right. He was a liar. Maybe white people can be trusted. Fuck it, they can’t. So, the random guy wakes up in bed, and looks around to where he is at.

Then, it turns out he is in a hospital room, where nurse was about to give him a sponge bath. Then the nurse notices that he is awake.

Then she says, “Oh thank Celestia that you are awake. Now I don’t have to fucking give you a sponge bath. Good luck you piece of shit.”

what a nice lady. And what very nice compliment to give to a white guy. I can just tell that she would be very good for our efforts to win the revolution.

Too bad she ain’t black. Well, a zebra for that matter. The black guys could really have appreciated on using her for the revolution, but, we’re shit out of luck. Well, the random guy got up, although, he limped a bit while walking, but still fine.
He then looked out the window into the night, and then he started to sing. Oh god, when will this end?

He singed, “Where am I? What happened to me? I was crawling through miles of pure shit in the sewers. Then everything suddenly cut to black in front of eyes. Then, I don’t remember what happened after that. I started dreaming of my love. That we are in a much better place than this we’d and unnecessary musical. Then again, we’re doing and singing it anyway.
However, the question is, what happened to me? I know that I am in a hospital, but, in which part of the city? Who saved me? Then again, chances are it s dead hobo body, but I’m just going to assume it was someone else that did, but whatever, it’s my part of the fucking chapter to sing, that takes place during the future.”

I am a bit surprised that he knows how to break the fourth wall there. Then again, Neon knows exactly how to break the fourth wall.

In fact, he is an expert. He is even more of an expert at breaking the fourth wall then Pinkie Pie.

Mostly because, well, he is random and insane. Too, be quite honest, that is just how I like my ponies. Nicely random crazy.
Because, chances are, he will end up being a psychopathic killer and kill the white guys for us. Too bad, it has not happen yet, mostly because, well, Neon is just that way. Oh well, better luck next time, right?

Well then, after the random guy singed his part of this unnecessary musical, that blond chick walked in, and she too started to sing.

She singed, “Oh my love, you are ok. I thought that you might have died during the revolution. Nevertheless, thank god and her children that you are all right. I hoped that you didn’t die. When I heard the news, that the revolution failed, I had thought that you might have been killed, but thankfully, you escaped before they killed you. Now I do not have to weep over your tombstone. And now, we can do what you said, and get married, even though we just met two days ago.”

Well then, so they did. In addition, might I add to those lyrics, that when the blond chick singed the part about weeping over his tombstone.

Well, what I want to add is that she forgets to say or sing that she was also going to weep over his living tombstone. Yes, hear those crickets in the background?

That’s the sounds of a black guy making a bad joke. Great, now I, Morgan Freeman, have to go on national Television, and make a public apology for making a bad joke.

Well, you know, what, fuck it, I can do whatever I fucking please. I’m Morgan Fucking Freeman, and I am not sorry for that joke.

Now, please excuse me, so I may be able to finish this dam part of the chapter, so I can do other black guy stuff and so the author can, well, fuck off.

Now, the random guy and the blond chick eventually got married no less then the next day, isn’t it funny how fast a wedding can be made?

In addition, no, it wasn’t a redneck wedding, or those cheap wedding that you get at Las Vegas that is somehow suspiciously run by an illegal immigrant, mostly by a south American, Illegal Mexican or possibly Muslim, but believes in the American way.

Then again, those are some rare Muslim types to find, but still.

So, while the random guy and the blond chick was together, remember that blond bitch? Well, she came randomly crashing through a window, drunk, and yelled at the random guy, “I don’t know what the fuck I am doing! I just saw a wedding felt the need to ruin it! Anyways random pony guy! That guy who saved you that night in the swears, where you crawled through five hundred miles of pure shit was dead hobo body! In addition, I somehow know his location of to where he is at right now! He is at the fucking church down Main Street! I am fucking high!” then the blond bitch puked all over the floor.

Then, there was a big chunk of a dead body in her puke. When the blond bitch noticed it, she said, “Oh look. My only child that I gave birth to that I somehow ate later after that blond chick left. I wondered where she went. Apparently, I ate alive. So that is where she has been for the past three or four years of my fucking life.”

Then she was knocked out, and no one wanted to find out what happened to the child that was eaten alive by her mother.
Therefore, every pony in the room decided to pretend that none of that fucking happens, and moved on with their lives. In fact, they didn’t bother to pick up the blond bitch nor clean up the puke or the dead little girl that was eaten by her mother alive.

However, after the random guy got the news, he then said, “Well then. I must thank your father. In addition, it also seems that my doubts about him saving me that night was incredibly wrong and I should have just assumed it. Well then, my newly found wife, to the church on main street!”

Then the random guy threw his wife on to the streets, through the broken window, made by the blond bitch. He too, then jumped through the window. Soon, they somehow landed safely onto the ground.

I don’t understand that, unless somehow in the future, the ponies gets that leg brace thing from Portal.

Then it would make sense it would be fucking awesome as shit. Therefore, they went cowards Main Street and got to the church. I don’t really know if the ponies pray or not.

I mean, it’s not like these ponies have any religion at all. Then again, if you think about it. Maybe that’s why these ponies live better lives then humans. They don’t have religion.

That and they don’t have other ponies shoving their religion other pony’s throats, and there is no Muslims or Jews, or basically any complaints about which religion is right.

You see, when there is no religion, it’s all better. In addition, Morgan Freeman approves this. Great, now I’m starting to sound like Bob Dole. Then again, who wouldn’t want to sound like him?

That’s right, no one. In addition, then again, the god of this universe, that Is in, really doesn’t require any praying to her or anything really. You see, no religion equals happiness.

Anyways, dead hobo body was packing up his somehow able to fit his dead body saddle back, as he was about to leave Manehatten for good.

When the blond chick and the random guy saw this, they galloped to him as fast as possible.

When they did so, the blond chick singed, “Father! Wait, stop! Where are you going? You even haven’t come to my wedding day!”

Then dead hobo body then singed, “I know, however, it is my time to leave Manehatten. I must finish a few things, before I die at an old age.”

I don’t get it. I mean, dead hobo body is dead already. How the fuck can he die if he is already fucking…know what?

I’m not going to complain about this. Just, don’t question it. Just like how you don’t question slenderfetus. You just never ever question it. You just let it be and move on with life.

It’s not even worth trying to fight it. I mean, of all of my years of narrating Knight’s life, I have to say, he one pretty fucked up live and it’s best to not complain about it either.

Just let it be, and I somehow referenced a Beetles song there. Fucking shit, please don’t tell me that a song is going to randomly play, oh god it is.

Well then, thank god that is over, now let’s finish this bitch up so we can get back on track to the main part of the chapter and end dead hobo body’s life already, shall we?

Therefore, the random guy then singed, “But my father-in-law, I must thank you. You saved my life that very night. And if it wasn’t for you, my newly founded wife, might have been weeping over my living tombstone.”

Apparently, he gets the joke. Know what, I salute you random white guy pony. God bless you random white pony guy.

God bless you all, and to all, a happy shut the fuck up. Now, I just made a good reference, and now all of you can shut the fuck up already.

And if you ain’t happy about it, or don’t get the reference, then you can suck my balls, because I’m mother fucking Morgan Freeman.

Therefore, dead hobo body then singed, “I know what I did that day, however, I do sort of regret it. Don’t worry my son-in-law. You will be happy together. Now, if you excuse me, I must go.”

Then the random guy stopped singing and the blond chick decided to sing. She singed, “please, was it something that I did? Please don’t father. Do not die.. if it was something that I did, then let me apologize. I am sorry.”

Well then, I don’t quite understand that, because he was going to go and leave Manehatten. He even fucking said it. Then, old French musicals are weird.

Well, dead hobo body said, and not singed, “I never said I was dying. I never said I was even coming down on something. Although you are right though. You and your personality does want to make me kill myself.”

Then the blond chick continued to sing, “Papa! Papa! Papa! Are you all right? Don’t die yet. we will find help right away. Do not leave this world yet, there is still time.”

Then dead hobo body said, “What are you doing? Are fucking deaf? I said I wasn’t dying. I said I was leaving Manehatten, and that was it. I mean, no wonder you’re stupid and didn’t hear me. You are a blond chick. Besides, even if I was coming down with something, I wouldn’t tell you and I would just let the disease do its thing and kill me. Mostly to get away from you. Even though I raised you from a poor child, and here I am, complaining about you, not sure, why I did it. Maybe to get the audience’s attention.”

I dead hobo body traitor had a point. Good work man, good work. Then the random guy singed his part. He sung, “No dead hobo body. You do not understand. We owe you. I owe you. We are forever in your debt. Let us treat you back to good health, so that you may continue your life. And perhaps you could be a grandpa and get all timers. Then, we can put you in a home and steal your money. Then, we maybe even richer, and we will forget you even exist at all, and then you can die. Anyways, you are a saint if you let us do this for you.”

Wow, what great little selfish children that they are. I should go down there and backhand slap those fuckers. Trying to steal from our own kind. They are lucky I ain’t calling that a hate crime.

Then again, I did say dead hobo body was a traitor. In addition, dead hobo body then said, “Oh boy, what great chideren that I have. How about this, you can go fuck yourselves and eat a dick and cut your own hearts out and see how black it is. In fact, you random guy pony, why don’t you cut your own balls off and shove it up your asshole. So the next time you shit, you shit balls, got it? in fact, while you’re at it, after you shit your own balls out, how about you grab them cook them, then shove down your throat and choke to death on them. Then cut your own heart out and see how black it is before your eyes before you die. Fuck this place and you two. I hope you two ends getting divorce and killing each other. Screw you guys, I’m going home.”

Then dead hobo body went out the door. In addition, as he was going out the door, he yelled at the two, “By the fucking way! You two can have that money of mine and my other nice things! By the way, you have a mother-in-law, who was that broke through the fucking window at your wedding! She also called your whore of a wife, a bitch when she was a kid! Now go fuck yourselves sideways from Sunday!”

Then dead hobo body left. Then the random guy looked at the blond chick. He did it for a few seconds, and then said to her, “Your own aunt called you a bitch? You’re a bitch? I don’t think things are working out between us. I think we should get a divorce.”

Then the random guy left the church and took off the wedding ring, in which he threw away in the garbage.

Then he found another hot, rich chick and grabbed the ring in prospered to her. He got married to that hot bitch and had five billion kids in which they all committed suicide later, because they belonged in space and what not and they soon became a star.

In which, they became a super nova and Twilight Sparkle didn’t know what the fuck just happened in space, in pretended that nothing happened, while Spike raped her in the ass while she wasn’t looking. I wish to never say that ever again in my fucking life, as a Morgan Freeman.

So, as for the blond chick, she was left in church and the a priest type pony guy molested her and raped her and left her 4 dead in the actual left 4 dead game.

You know. Since it’s a four in the sentence. You don’t understand, don’t you? Well, as for dead hobo body, he left Manehatten for good, and went to go back to Stalia, to find Knight.

Well, he did, who falling hundreds of feet in the air, while under a dome. However, Fausticorn caught him for a bit, which she held on to Knight dearly.

She flew while having her eyes close, with a bit of a sad face expression. She then said a few words, but dead hobo body couldn’t make it out.

However, then Knight pushed himself from Fausticorn and continued to fall. Dead hobo body wanted to help Knight out and catch Knight, so he would not die.

However, there was a dome in front of him, so it was preventing him to go through. However, Knight had a device type thingy, to which he then put into a socket and the dome depleted.

Then, Knight was still falling, although, Fausticorn was trying to catch him, but wasn’t going to make it in time.

However, as Knight was about to hit the ground and almost die, dead hobo body landed right under him and cushioned his fall. Knight thought he was dead, but when he found he wasn’t dead, he opened up his eyes and saw what broke his fall.

He looked and saw his old body that was only meant for a short comedic joke, dead hobo body. When Knight saw this, he said, “Wow. I completely forgot about you dead hobo body.

Well then…thanks. However, all the citizens were looking, confused as to what the fuck just happened.

One of the citizens said something and… All right, it looks like this is all I have to say. For fuck’s sake, this was hard and now it’s finally finished.

Now I can go fucking bed, for a black needs his rest to do more black guy things in the morning.

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