Her third trip to Equestria was supposed to be dull, just “cultural summer school” writ large. Dozens of dedicated bureaucrats had burned the midnight candle to insure that this would be the case. After all, no one, including her, wanted too much excitement this time.
So it was too bad that neither Teelo nor the civil services of two Equisian governments had anticipated her best friend’s unswerving loyalty, an ancient enemy’s patient attention to detail, or Crush’s flair for spectacularly gruesome efficiency.
Now Teelo has to survive a heaping helping of excitement—while making sure the United States government and the citizens of three empires, five countries and two planets remain blissfully unaware of what’s really going on.
It was going to be a long summer…
The cover image is composed of clip art since I'm no artist! However the background was created by an artist, named Pony Berserker, and the original can be found at Deviant Art.
Teelo's head comes from the Inkscape clip art library, and the fonts are "Celestia Medium Redux" and "PostCrypt".
49 Chapters:
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The Art Of Diplomacy [Fimfiction.net] [Cache]
May 27th, 2015
3,094
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Final Preparations [Fimfiction.net] [Cache]
May 27th, 2015
4,637
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Crossing The Rubicon [Fimfiction.net] [Cache]
May 27th, 2015
3,118
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By the Light of Burning Bridges [Fimfiction.net] [Cache]
May 27th, 2015
6,081
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Walking Softly [Fimfiction.net] [Cache]
May 31st, 2015
5,609
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Big Stick Politics [Fimfiction.net] [Cache]
May 27th, 2015
3,565
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Brinksmanship [Fimfiction.net] [Cache]
May 28th, 2015
3,437
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Balance Of Terror [Fimfiction.net] [Cache]
May 28th, 2015
3,228
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Yesterday's Enemies [Fimfiction.net] [Cache]
May 28th, 2015
3,244
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Tomorrow's Allies [Fimfiction.net] [Cache]
May 28th, 2015
6,675
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Plausible Deniability [Fimfiction.net] [Cache]
May 29th, 2015
3,510
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Tour D'Horizon [Fimfiction.net] [Cache]
May 29th, 2015
4,223
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Detente [Fimfiction.net] [Cache]
May 29th, 2015
3,724
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Rapprochement [Fimfiction.net] [Cache]
May 29th, 2015
3,836
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Retrograde Advance [Fimfiction.net] [Cache]
May 30th, 2015
4,353
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Casus Belli [Fimfiction.net] [Cache]
May 30th, 2015
12,865
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Damnatio Memoriae [Fimfiction.net] [Cache]
May 30th, 2015
5,474
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Mettle [Fimfiction.net] [Cache]
May 30th, 2015
7,442
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Diplomatic Gastronomy [Fimfiction.net] [Cache]
May 31st, 2015
6,869
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Grave Situation [Fimfiction.net] [Cache]
May 31st, 2015
7,352
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Repercussions [Fimfiction.net] [Cache]
May 30th, 2015
5,883
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Reflections [Fimfiction.net] [Cache]
May 30th, 2015
4,827
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Strengthening Relations [Fimfiction.net] [Cache]
May 30th, 2015
8,069
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The Language of Diplomacy [Fimfiction.net] [Cache]
May 31st, 2015
4,302
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Diplomatic Usage [Fimfiction.net] [Cache]
May 31st, 2015
12,298
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An Ever Shifting Landscape [Fimfiction.net] [Cache]
May 30th, 2015
5,830
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Negotiations [Fimfiction.net] [Cache]
May 30th, 2015
5,237
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Diplomacy By Other Means [Fimfiction.net] [Cache]
May 30th, 2015
6,223
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Modest Strides [Fimfiction.net] [Cache]
Jun 2nd, 2015
11,531
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The Power Of Persuasion [Fimfiction.net] [Cache]
May 30th, 2015
3,777
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Breakthrough [Fimfiction.net] [Cache]
May 30th, 2015
3,756
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Impetus [Fimfiction.net] [Cache]
Jun 2nd, 2015
10,755
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Advancement [Fimfiction.net] [Cache]
May 30th, 2015
3,547
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Linguistic Subtleties [Fimfiction.net] [Cache]
May 30th, 2015
5,907
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Embuscade [Fimfiction.net] [Cache]
Jun 3rd, 2015
10,502
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Accommodation [Fimfiction.net] [Cache]
May 30th, 2015
2,758
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Recursive Recompense [Fimfiction.net] [Cache]
Jul 27th, 2015
8,473
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Reconcilliation [Fimfiction.net] [Cache]
Sep 9th, 2015
6,343
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Duplicity [Fimfiction.net] [Cache]
Oct 13th, 2015
5,133
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The End of the Beginning [Fimfiction.net] [Cache]
Nov 23rd, 2015
3,531
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Coercive Diplomacy [Fimfiction.net] [Cache]
Dec 20th, 2015
2,847
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Diplomacy Delayed [Fimfiction.net] [Cache]
Feb 10th, 2016
2,505
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One Part Tradition Two Parts Expectation [Fimfiction.net] [Cache]
Apr 17th, 2016
8,321
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The Worlds Like Jewels [Fimfiction.net] [Cache]
Jun 4th, 2016
2,915
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Timeo Danaos Et Dona Ferentes [Fimfiction.net] [Cache]
Jul 16th, 2016
4,333
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Belligerency [Fimfiction.net] [Cache]
Apr 30th, 2017
4,281
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Diplomacy's End [Fimfiction.net] [Cache]
Aug 22nd, 2017
3,638
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Collateral Damage [Fimfiction.net] [Cache]
Oct 7th, 2017
5,714
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Opening Diplomatic Relations [Fimfiction.net] [Cache]
Jan 1st, 2018
9,248
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Teelo thought Nightmare Discord was the worst thing that could ever hit Equestria. She was wrong...
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Teelo was hoping her "summer school" in Hejm would be dull. Or at least peaceful. She should have known better. It's going to be a LONG summer...