Chapter 1 - Goop

Author’s note : The main character thinks in italics like this and there will be a LOT of cursing

Yeah, I’m tired of the same routine, no friends, no family, nothing, until I found My Little Pony FIM. I know It’s supposedly a girl’s show, but it’s just amazing. It was raining and the air was charged with ozone. I wandered around campus until I came to the dorms, I hid in my room and began watching a new My Little Pony FIM. When I was finished watching it I noticed a strange website advertising My Little Pony FIM episodes before they came out. I thought SCORE!! I clicked the website and the moment I got to it the power went out.WHAT THE FUCK!!! Then I felt a charged feeling in the air, right before a huge flash lit up the entire outside.

The building had been struck by lightning, it turned EVERYTHING on for a moment, including my computer, then the strangest thing happened, the screen began to bulge outwards, getting closer, images of the mane 6 around the edges of the screen. The screen was getting closer, it had a picture of the Everfree forest on it, I tried to back away and turn my head, but wherever I turned and no matter how far back I mover, it was getting steadily closer. I reached up to try and hit it, my hand got stuck, it was like some kind of slime.

When I managed to yank my hand out, it wasn’t, it was a small hoof, and there was black fur where the goop got on me. I tried to punch it with my other fist, it also stuck. When I managed to yank this one out it had turned into a med-sized hoof with white fur. I kicked it, I yanked out a HUGE hoof with black fur. I should really stop doing this I thought as I kicked it again, it turned into a med-sized hoof with blood-red fur. I tried to punch it with the small hoof again (what used to be my right hand), this time, it didn’t let me go. It crawled further up my arm, completely engulfing me and sucking me closer to my monitor.

Somehow I could still breathe, but I fought back as hard as I could, but I had already changed into a pony, then I felt the goop entering my ears (ewwwwwwww) it sent shivers down my spine, then it seemingly reached my brain, it didn’t actually do much, it just replaced some of the words I knew what the hay!  I thought for a moment, DON’T YOU BUCKING TOUCH MY CURSE WORDS I thought about what I said for a moment …aww buck it then I noticed I was shrinking you wouldn’t dare yep, I was becoming a foal dammit hey, an untouched curse word I was getting closer to the monitor and I had completed my transformation into a pitch-black unicorn foal (I looked younger and smaller than Applebloom) aww, buck it and I let it drag me through.