All of the children were thrilled to witness Luna bring down the moon while Celestia brought the sun up. The little Unicorn fillies and colts asked if they would be able to someday do that. Celestia giggled while Luna tilted her head up in thought and just answered with the classic maybe.

After the sun was up Celestia turned around to Merry and just shook her head. She went over to her door guards and cleared her throat to get their attention.

“Would you two gentlecolts care to join us all for breakfast in the city?” The two guards looked at each other and then saluted Princess Celestia before walking up to her side

“We would be honored Princess.” Celestia smiled as she left the room followed by Luna, the kids, Merry and the 2 guards.

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As the large group of ponies walked down the streets of Canterlot everyone bowed as the two princesses walked by and the princesses would simply nod back. One of the ponies went up to Princess Celestia after he bowed

“Princess, are you leading a school field trip or something?” Celestia shook her head and giggled

“No no, nothing of the sort. I am an aunt while Luna here seems to of adopted these 30 fillies and colts over night...” The high class ponies simply nodded then paused for a moment at hearing what Celestia just said.

“Wait what?!” Merry just laughed and he went between Celestia and the ponies

“We have a schedule to keep here, if you don’t mind we are heading over to get some breakfast at The Prancing Pony.” Merry gently pushed the stunned pony out of the way and led the way to the restaurant in question.

When they arrived a crowed had formed behind them as they traveled. Merry opened the door to the establishment and announced his presence.

“HEY GUYS I’M BACK! I brought some guests as well.” The waitress from last night, Jane, looked up from the pony who was already seated and placing an order. When she saw Celestia and Princess Luna she fell over a bit but caught herself before falling completely.

“When you get the chance I need seating for 35 over here.” The 2 other ponies in the restaurant stared in awe at the 2 princesses walking in who were followed by 30 children.

“I don’t know Merry, this place doesn’t seem like it would make high class food.” Celestia just looked around and saw the place looked rather plain. Merry just shook his head in disappointment

“Celestia my dear, All the great things in life aren’t on a silver platter, sometimes they are found in a dirty hole. All it takes is a keen eye and bit of time, Now let us get our seats yes?” Jane had run into the back to bring out some extra chairs and a fold up table to accommodate the large amount of ponies. In a few minutes everyone was seated. Jane wiped some sweat off her head and took a deep breath

“Now that everyone is seated, I have just one question. What made you come back Luna?” Jane looked Luna directly into the eyes as she waited for an answer.

“Well, honestly it was the cooking, or preparation if you will. That salad I ordered was delicious. Sam’s Salad dressing was something entirely new, and frankly I loved it.” Jane got a huge grin on her face

“Be right back.” Jane galloped into the back of the restaurant and into the kitchen. About a minute later some excited shouting could be heard from Sam in the back. They both came back out from the kitchen and Sam just gawked

“Well I’ll be damned, I didn’t think you would come back with the whole family so soon.” Sam just laughed. “Merry ya son of bitch, You actually brought both princesses and all the little colts and fillies with you?” Merry just laughed

“Yes, yes I did, now if you don’t mind we would like some breakfast.” Sam just chuckled

“Well alright then, Jane will take your order while I prep the kitchen up.” Sam went back into the kitchen and the sound of pots and pans being brought out was clearly heard.

The two guards took their seats by the door while the children were seated around Luna and Celestia yet again. Merry, Luna, and Celestia sat in a table in the middle of the madness with a few of the children. Jane was going around collecting orders from the children and came to Princess Luna and Celestia last.

“I shall have a salad, and some of that dressing that Luna spoke well of.” Jane nodded and turned to Luna who was looking through the menu and pointed at an item on the list.

“This wasn’t here last night, when did you make new menus?” Jane just frowned and looked at Merry

“After he told Sam two new things to try he went home and made them, he promptly created new menus and went to bed late last night. His wife came with him this morning and told him to sleep more, but he insisted on coming to work today and told her to come by later with Mustang for a surprise.” Jane just shook her head “Honestly he needs to watch his own well being. I’ve only known the stallion for two days, and I figured out he was reckless with his own health.” Merry just grunted

“Thanks for the story doll cakes, but could we place our order now?” Jane just glared at Merry as she brought out her notepad, Luna cleared her throat

“Well that was rather rude of you Merry, but none the less I want to try some of these fried potato strings with another delicious salad.” Jane nodded and turned to Merry

“Yes, I will take the uh...the...Potato Discs with a side of Mackerel.” Jane scribbled in her notepad and then went back into the kitchen to hand Sam the huge order. Merry just leaned back in his chair and looked out the window.

“Do people like watching Royalty eat or what the fuck?” Merry just looked at the huge amount of ponies standing outside the window looking in. The only thing he noticed that was different was that many of them wore cloths. Like suits, pants, and ties. It was really weird looking. Luna and Celestia turned around to look as well and gasped

“Sister, Why are so many ponies outside? Are they just waiting for a spot to open?” Celestia just bit her lip

“Actually, this would be the 4th time I’ve eaten a meal outside the castle, its always been this way. For some reason ponies like watching royalty eat.” Celestia shook her head “it’s the reason why I always eat at home.” Merry just smiled

“Let em watch, I bet they are all super jealous that they cant come in and eat with the princesses and their 30 new kids.” One of the colts at the table looked at Merry.

“Yeah! I cant wait till school tomorrow when I get to tell everyone my mom is Luna now.” Merry just looked at him

“What was your name again?” Before the Colt could answer him Luna spoke up

“He is Kratos, Merry.” Luna pointed her hoof at the colt then went around the table “Lillian, PJ, Ozzy Osborune, Zoey and Sandy are seated at the table with us.” Merry’s mouth just dropped

“You memorized all of their names already?” Luna nodded her head

“But of course, I am their mother right? I should know their names.”

‘’Bitch better know the names of her kids''

Merry looked around and couldn’t figure out who said that, but shrugged it off because Luna and Celestia didn’t say anything about it. The rest of the meal went as normal, everyone ate and had a good time, the crowd outside grew to an enormous amount of ponies. It looked like they were going to a show of some kind. After an hour or so everyone had finished eating and conversing and the bill came yet again. For some reason Jane passed it to Merry again, who just made a funny face and handed it to Celestia.

“Why do you always pass me the bill Jane?” Jane just smirked

“I figured the king would be able to handle such a little bill.” Merry just scoffed

“Yeah ok, I'm not the king yet, so my dates will handle it for me.” Celestia just raised an eyebrow as she looked between Merry and the bill then sighed.

“I suppose this match’s up for a party of 35.” Celestia levitated out the bag of bits she brought and took out the required amount plus an extra 30 for the tip.

As they were leaving Merry looked out into the crowd of ponies and saw a little orange Pegasus sitting on top of one the ponies heads.

“Excuse me for a second ladies, I need to go check something.” Merry broke off from the group and went into the crowd to the pony that had the young orange Pegasus on his head. By the time he reached the blue pony the orange one flew off into the sky and disappeared.

“Hey, who was that little filly who was sitting on your head just now?” The pony and everyone else around him just looked at him and around at each other.

“What are you talking about?” Merry looked around at all their faces and then back to his group who was just staring at him. He sighed

“Nevermind...” Merry looked at the regular pony and saw his cutie mark, he had a vivid flash back of the orphanage again with that same cutie mark of 2 bowling balls. “Say what’s your name?” The blue pony just shuffled his hooves around a bit

“Its uh, my name is Turbo.” Merry just nodded his head

“Alright, why don’t you come with us to the castle, you seem like the fun type.” The blue pony suddenly got excited

“Really? In the castle!?” Merry just nodded his head

“Yup, let us hurry now.” Merry went back to the group and nodded at Celestia who just raised an eyebrow at Merry and the new pony.

“Who might this be?” Merry just cleared his throat

“I have personally selected this gentleman to join us at the castle... or would it be gentlepony? I still haven’t gotten all of your terms yet.” As the stallion looked around at the group he was smiling, but his smile faded when he saw all the children around Luna. Luna noticed how his demeanor changed when he saw the children.

“I uh, On second thought I have other business to attend to.” Before Turbo could leave Luna levitated him back near one of the guards.

“Nonsense, join us at the castle would you? I’m sure we all could have plenty of fun. Guards keep him company yes?” The guards simply nodded and stood on either side of him to prevent him from leaving again. Celestia just raised an eyebrow at Luna’s actions and dropped her head low to whisper to Merry

“Is he one of them?” Merry simply nodded and pointed up to the sky

“LET US BE OFF TO THE CASTLE NOW!” With Merry yelling many of ponies had brought their hooves up to block the sound.

They all traveled to the castle together and the whole way Merry was making exaggerated steps as he put an ear bud in. He began to sing some lyrics to the song Disturbed - Never Again.

“All that I have left inside is a soul that’s filled with pride. I tell you never again. In a brave Society, Didn’t end up killing me.” Luna, Celestia, the guards, Turbo and the children all looked at Merry as he sang

“Scream with me, Never Again! NOT AGAIN!” Some of the children in the group also shouted after Merry did

“NEVER AGAIN!”

“NOT AGAIN!” Merry laughed as he continued to sing.

“A generation that was persecuted endlessly, Exterminated by the Nazi war machine. We will remember, let the story be told to realize how we lost our humanity.”Celestia and Luna looked at each other as they kept walking

“You Dare to tell me that there never was a Holocaust. You think that history will leave the memory lost? Another Hitler using fear to control. You're gonna fail this time for the world to see” Celestia looked at Merry

“Merry who is...” Merry didn’t bother to let her finish and kept going

“All that I have left inside is a soul that’s filled with pride. I tell you never again!” Celestia just shook her head at being interrupted mid sentence.

“In a brave society, didn’t end up killing me. Scream with me...” All the children joined in this time louder than before

“NEVER AGAIN! NOOT AGAAIN!!! RA!” Celestia and Luna just looked at all the children and Merry as they shouted together in the middle of the Canterlot street.

“For the countless souls who died, Their voices fill this night, Sing with me NEVER AGAIN!” The children sang the never again line with Merry with just as much enthusiasm as before.

“They aren’t lost you see, The truth will live in me, Believe me NEVER AGAIN!” Merry stopped singing and just kept walking like nothing happened. Celestia and Luna weren’t gonna have any of that, they wanted an explanation.

“Merry what was that all about?” Merry just turned around with a confused look on his face

“What was what?” Celestia face hoofed while Luna spoke

“That song, it was a song correct? What was it about exactly? Who was that Hitler character?” Merry just sighed

“At a later date perhaps, I’ll just leave it as a dark time within human history where the man named Hitler hunted a specific type of person, with the thought of extermination in his mind.” Merry got his smile back “But the only thing you do need to know, is that it will NEVER HAPPEN AGAIN!” Merry had stuck his hand into the air as he yelled up to the sky. Merry then turned to look at Turbo who was still between the two guards, he pointed at him and smiled

“Never again” Turbo gulped as they finished traveling to the castle.

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Everyone went into the throne room with the exception of Turbo and the 2 guards, who went straight to the dungeon per request of Celestia and Luna.

“Merry now that we have a bit of time, we must speak for a while.” Luna interjected Celestia

“But sister! Merry took over night court for me so I could get some sleep and so we could spend the day together with the children!” Celestia sighed

“Yes I know Luna, I only wish to speak with him for a moment, why don’t you take the children out to the courtyard to play? I will join you shortly.” Luna nodded her head with a smile on her face as she led the children out.

“Come children! Let us go have fun in the courtyard while we wait for my sister to join us!” The children happily bounced around as they followed her out the door.

“Now that the children and Luna are gone things can get serious here.” Merry nodded his head at Celestia

“Indeed, when are you gonna tell me how to reach the griffin kingdoms? Or am I just gonna be forced to wander aimlessly?” Celestia just sighed

“I wont tell you yet, first we should talk about you, and how Luna ended up with 30 kids. You once told me you were an open book, I hope that still stands now?” Merry just grinned at her

“But of course, you just need to ask the right questions.” Celestia took a deep breath

“Why? Why must you travel to the griffin kingdoms just to enact revenge?”

“Why? You ask me why I wish the see the river’s run red with the blood of those responsible for causing her death? I know full well I am partly to blame for it. It was me they were after and she ended up being collateral damage.”

“Merry, you are not to blame, and neither are the griffins that set the bounty on your head. It was all the bounty hunters fault, He went after her specifically for his own sick games.” Merry just growled

“So its all that bounty hunters fault? Who’s fault was it that the bounty hunter came in the 1st place? The Fucking Griffins! And who’s fault was it they placed a bounty on my head? It was my own stupid fault. We’re all to blame.” Celestia sighed

“Alright then, we can pick this up again later, but tell me again how Luna now has 30 children?” Merry just laughed

“Well you see, it all started when...” ‘’Celestia didn’t save her either’‘ “...when Luna was looking over the paper work that was left over from the day before and one was an orphanage asking for some money. The scribe said you had already sent them a bunch of money before hand but they were asking yet again.”

“Yes, but how does that explain why she has 30 of them now?” ‘’Let him Finish ya fucking Whore!’‘ Merry cleared his throat as he looked around the room

“Well uh, Hey did you hear anything just now?” Celestia just looked around

“No I didn’t hear anything...” Merry just sighed

‘So am I going crazy now?’

‘’You were always fucking crazy you stupid bitch’‘

’‘’Its rude to call him that Curse’‘’

’...fuck’

“O.K. so anyway, uhh, I convinced her to travel down to the orphanage with me to see what was going on, that’s when we find out they were running some sick shit down and we fixed it up all good like. However there was no way in hell I was going to let any of those kids stick around there any longer, So I took away all of their negative memories of that place and any physical damage.” Merry grinned at Celestia as he closed his eyes.

“It was kinda cute actually when they snapped back into it and the light returned to their eye’s, they would look around the room and ask me what’s going on. So I made something up real quick and the 1st thing I thought of was...”

“That Luna came to adopt them all?” Merry just smiled

‘’SHE DID IT AGAIN!’‘

“Yeah, Figured you could afford it anyway.” Celestia just sighed then smiled

“Well alright then, Luna has always had a thing for kids.” Celestia giggled a bit “She still tells me of the time she went to Ponyville and a small colt told her she was his favorite Princess.” Merry just rubbed the back of his head

“Hey Princess, what do you know about hearing voices of those that are not in the room?”

“You mean like a spell or...?”

“No, just hearing voices, like a crazy person.” Celestia pondered it in thought for a moment

“I’m not quite sure, it sounds like a mental illness of some kind. Why do you ask?”

“Oh nothing really, just wondering what you ponies know of psychology.”

“Well, it isn’t much, we have only had a few cases over the years of ponies going crazy, and when they do, it's normally the fault of the god of Chaos, Discord, but he has been sealed up and only escaped once recently. But that is all said and done now.”

‘Great so they know nothing of this? I doubt there’s a spell to fix it now.’

‘’Yup’‘

‘’‘Do not fret dear, its not going to be all that bad’‘’

‘’yeah! Its just the two of us ya numb nuts!’‘

‘’‘Must you always be so rude Curse?’‘’

‘’Shut-up Mistress! Go choke on a fat dick!’‘

“Well alright then Celestia, I’m gonna go to my room for a bit to unwind. I’ll come find you guys later I suppose.” Celestia raised an eyebrow at Merry as he turned around

“Are you Okay Merry?” She brought up a hoof and touched him on the shoulder causing him to jump forward and spin around breathing heavily. He exhaled and raised a hand at Celestia

“Sorry about that, I think I might of bit off more than I can chew when I brought all those kids to normal.” Celestia just raised her brow in concern

“What do you mean exactly?”

“When something touches me and I don’t see it happen, my mind is flooded with images of what had happened before...you know when the kids would just be grabbed and brought into a room or something. I’m going to have to get used to that.” Merry just shook his head “Anyway, I am going to unwind in my room for a bit. Time for some happy thought time” Merry brought out his iPod and began to scroll through his list.

‘Hmm yes, this should work Fountains of Wayne - Stacy's Mom’

‘’That songs gay! You need something more violent and angry!’‘

‘’‘I think it’s a perfect choice’‘’

Merry just shook his head again as he hit play on his iPod. He walked away putting his ear buds in. Celestia just watched him leave with a worried expression on her face.

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Meanwhile in Ponyville Spike was reading through the daily gossip magazine, Ponies, and went wide eyed at the article about Princess Celestia and Luna.

“TWILIGHT! TWILIGHT!! TWIIILIIGHT!!!” Twilight came down the stairs with a frown on her face

“Spike what is it this time? You’re not seriously reading through one of those Gossip magazines again are you? I swear just because Rarity does something doesn’t mean you have to as well.” Spike just huffed some green flame from his nose

“I’m only doing it so we could have something to talk about... But anyway look! There’s an article about the Princesses!” Twilight went wide eyed and snatched the magazine from Spike’s claws with her magic and she read it. Twilight jaw dropped

“King?! The Princesses are going to get Married?!” Twilight went through the article some more “It doesnt give any details on who the king is! All it says is that its not a pony!” Twilight quick bout of confused rage settled fairly quickly as it hit her “MERRY! WHAT DID HE DO?!” Spike slowly backed away and lifted his left claw up

“Calm down Twilight, maybe its not what you think.” Twilight just glared at Spike

“Calm down!? It says Celestia is carrying his foal AND LUNA’S HORN TASTES LIKE BLUEBERRY’S!!” Twilight was fuming and looked like she was ready to burst

“Twi please lets go see him! Maybe its not as bad as you think! They are probably just exaggerating!” Twilight calmed down and clapped her hooves together

“Excellent idea! Lets get the girls and head out to Canterlot to clear this mess up!” Twilight ran upstairs and grumbled to herself “why doesn’t my horn taste like blueberry’s...”

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Merry was just laying on his bed talking to himself.

“Soo, the angry ones name is Curse, and the nice ones name is Mistress then?”

‘’That’s right ya Stupid fucking bitch, took you long enough!’‘

‘’‘Please Curse there’s no need to speak in such a way’‘’

‘’But if I don’t tell him he’s a dumb bitch, who else is going to do it?!’‘ Merry just sighed

‘’‘Because calling him a dumb bitch is totally unnecessary Curse.’‘’

“Yeah I don’t need to be told things I already know.”

‘’BAWHAHA! Not just that but you’re pretty damn useless, your only talent so far seems to be killing things.’‘

“Hey Curse, shut the fuck up.” Merry sat up in the bed

‘’Why should I? What are you gonna do hit me? You cant even find me ya bitch!’‘

‘’‘Curse that is enough, can you not see you are upsetting him?’‘’

‘’Aww, is the poor little faggot gonna cry now?’‘ Merry gritted his teeth and yelled as loud as possible

“SHUT THE FUCK UP!” Both of the voices in his head stopped responding when the door to his room opened and a maid walked in.

“Is everything ok, Sir Merry? I heard you yelling from down the hall.” Merry just sighed and rubbed his head

“Yeah I’m fine, don’t worry about it.”

‘Guess I shouldn’t yell when talking to you two.’

“Well, alright then Sir Merry, do you need anything?” Merry just watched as she came up to him.

‘’Hey, you should totally fuck her, I bet she would let you.’‘

‘’‘No! Don’t do such a thing! What if she is saving herself for someone?’‘’

‘’If she was saving herself she wouldn’t be swaying her hips and tail like that in our direction.’‘

‘Would you both shut-up? Besides, my dicks too small to do anything good.’

‘’Who cares as long as you get yours?’‘ Merry looked up as he thought for a moment then shook his head.

“Yeah, can you take me to see Celestia and Luna? I think I’m done relaxing for now.” The maid nodded her head

“Yes of course, they are still out in the yard, follow me” Merry followed her out the room toward where the Princesses and the children were.

‘’Look at her sway! She wants the D!’‘

‘’‘She is swaying pretty hard’‘’ Merry just face palmed as he followed the maid

‘Could you two just shut-up for awhile please?’

‘’fine... yer still a stupid bitch’‘

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Celestia, Luna and the children were just playing in the castle garden when Merry showed up with the maid. Celestia nodded her head at them

“Good afternoon Merry and Julie, Have you come to play tag with us as well?” Just as she said that one of the children ran up and bopped her on the back of her leg

“TAG! YOU’RE IT!” He promptly ran away as Celestia just smiled. Merry just shrugged

“Ehh, I’m not really one for Tag. Hey I was wondering If I could go see the castle enchanters and what not?” Celestia put a hoof to her chin in thought for a moment

“Yeah sure, I’ll have Julie here escort you, she is good at those sort's of things, LUNA!”

“Yes sister?” Luna lifted her head as she looked in Celestia's direction

“Come here for a moment please” Luna walked up to Celestia when she saw Merry.

“What is it dear sister?”

“Oh nothing much, Merry just told me he was going to visit our enchanters, Also...” Celestia brought up a hoof and bopped Luna on her side “TAG YOUR IT!” Celestia promptly flew over to the children and stuck her tongue out.

“TIS NOT FAIR!” Before Luna went back to the group she looked at Merry “Look for Swirl, she’s one of our best.” Luna then flew up into the air and went straight at Celestia

“PREPARE TO BE TAGGED SISTER!” Merry just shook his head as he laughed

‘’Maybe this Swirl mare will let you hit it and quit it?’‘

“Come Sir Merry, it seems I am to be your guide today.” Merry just nodded his head

“Indeed it does, I hope you don’t mind.” She shook her head

‘’Maybe she can lead us to the bed’‘

“No I don’t mind at all, it beats dusting things that don’t need dusting” Merry just nodded his head

‘’Maybe she can dust your D!’‘

‘’‘Please, that’s enough Curse’‘’

“Yes, please guide me to the enchanter’s.” Julie nodded her head and led the way again.

‘’SHE’S DOING IT AGAIN!’‘

‘’‘Maybe that’s just how she walks?’‘’

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Swirl was working in her lab when the door was suddenly opened and in walked a maid followed by a creature on two legs wearing an orange cloak.

“Who are you and what are you doing in my lab?” The maid bowed while the taller creature just stood his ground and looked at her

“Excuse us, But Sir Merry here insisted on seeing you so that he could obtain some enchantments.” Swirl nodded her head in understanding

“I suppose you already have permission from the princesses?” Merry just smiled at her

“Yes I did, she had this lovely maid Julie escort me here.” Merry just patted Julie on her head, and she pulled back blushing. She cleared her throat

“Well um, yes, I must be going now. I’m sure you will do just fine now.” Merry just nodded his head

“Yes, yes I think everything is under control now.” Swirl raised an eyebrow

“Wait, so you’re just dumping him on me now?” Merry just laughed as he shooed the maid out the door

“Not quite, why don’t you tell me the kinds of enchantments you’re capable of, Princess Luna said you were the best.” Swirl just scoffed

“Of course I’m the best, It is my talent after all, and I can do any enchantment you could think of. Assuming I know the spell base for it anyway.” Merry thought for a moment

“Do you have anything that can amplify sound? You know, make a whisper sound like a yell?” Swirl just rolled her eye’s

“Of course I do, that’s ones of the easier ones.” Merry just grinned at her

“Perfect! Lets get started shall we? I have a few other things that should be interesting as well.”

Luner and Merry spent several hours working on enchantments, or actually, Merry just watched as Luner did the enchantments she was able. Merry had her enchant his armor with some spell resistance and his cloak with a mending spell so if it were ever torn or damaged it would return to normal over time. Last but not least he had her enchant his iPod with that amp spell. It was the 5th generation Nano so it had a built in speaker that would play music if headphones or ear buds weren't plugged in.

“Hey Swirl, I have one last question for you.” Swirl groaned

“Ya know, I thought I would have some peace and quiet today, but I guess not if you’re just going to keep having me enchant things.” Merry rolled his eye’s

“Okay, its two questions now. 1st question is, can you enchant a living being, and second do you know how to reach the griffin kingdoms?”

“Enchanting a living creature is possible, but dangerous, and to reach the griffin kingdoms? I suppose you would just head to the east coast and find somepony heading in that direction, probably onboard a merchant ship.”

“Is the griffin kingdoms far or something?”

“Well not exactly, it only takes about 2 days travel by airship and 4 days by water, you see they are across the ocean above the dragon lands. They have been bugging Celestia for land here in Equestria, a griffin colony if you will, but they insist on taking an area of land that Celestia is already setting up a new town, much like Ponyville...” Merry put up his hand

“Ya, know I really don’t care much about the politics, all I wanted was some directions, and thanks for that, now last question...” Swirl just rolled her eyes

“And what could your last question possibly be?” Merry just gave her an awkward smile

“You wouldn’t happen to know an enchantment to make my dick bigger would you?” Swirl just face hoofed and tossed Merry out the door using her magic.

“Is that a no?!”

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The train was pulling into the Station at Canterlot and a purple unicorn mare forced the door open followed by 5 more mares, 2 were earth ponies, 2 Pegasus and the last one was another unicorn.

“Twilight, I read that article as well, but I think you’re just over reacting a bit darling.”

“Its just soo, Arg! Even if none of it is true I would like to know who spread such false rumors so I could give them a piece of my mind!” Applejack walked up to Twilight and tipped her hat

“Just calm down fer a moment Twi, let's just head to the castle and see whats going on.” Pinky Pie bounded up next to Twilight and gave her input as well

“Yeah! It cant be as crazy as the papers make it out to be! Besides I don’t think Merry could even get a pony pregnant to begin with anyway! We’re too different!” Rainbow dash flew up above Twilights head

“Yeah Twi! Pinky is right, they would have to adopt or something, and besides, you even said it yourself all he had going for him was his hands, and without your magic it was pointless.” Fluttershy just nodded her head

“Yes, I was most... disappointed when I found out, I mean, its not like I could go to Twilight every time we wanted to...you know.” Twilight just rolled her eyes

“Lets just head out girls, I would like to get this cleared up as soon as possible.” Twilight hung her head as she marched in the direction of canterlot castle followed by her 5 best friends.

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Merry had wandered around the castle until he found a guard and demanded he be taken to the kitchen. After a short trot and a walk he ended up in the castle’s kitchen. Merry had decided enough was enough, and hopefully getting drunk would stop the nagging voices in his head. Because if it did, he was gonna have to find a way to bring a large amount of liquor with him.

“Sir Merry, what can we get you? Dinner will be ready in about 2 hours from now.” Merry just waved his index finger at the chief.

“No need good Sir, I would just like something to drink.”

‘’You think you can drown us out with booze?’‘

“What would you like to drink? We have juice water, milk, tea, coffee...”

“Your strongest Liqwhore!” The chief put a hoof to his chin

“Alcohol Sir?” Merry nodded his head

“Yes, and make it the strongest thing you got.” The chief nodded and pulled a green bottle from a cabinet and poured him a shot glass worth.

“No No! It must be a big glass! You see, I want to NOT know what’s going on anymore.” The chief just raised an eyebrow

“Try this 1st, then maybe I’ll get you a bigger glass.” Merry rolled his eyes and picked up the shot glass. He sniffed it and winced, he then downed it as fast as possible and gagged.

“Oh God! What proof is that?!”

“Its 180 proof, we use this when we Flambé certain recipes, its still quite drinkable.” Merry jumped in the air and clicked his heels together

“Fuck yeah lets get wasted!” The chief backed up a bit

“But I cant drink on the job!” Merry just smiled at him

“Pfft, Just say I forced you to drink then, I don’t wanna get fucked up alone, I’ll feel like a lame.” The Chief sighed

“Alright fine, the next head chief is coming in an hour anyway.”

“Na Na! Everyone here is gonna drink! Even the guard that led me here! Were gonna get fucked up and have a good time!”

‘’‘I hope you know what your doing...’‘’

‘’Yeah! Ya Stupid BITCH!’‘

“PAARRTY!”

The Chief brought out the other bottles of the Flambé liquor and poured out 6 glasses for Merry, the guard Stin, himself, and his 3 assistants. After the 1st 3 shots everyone was completely trashed. Merry on his fourth was actually farther gone then everyone else.

“WE NED MOOSIC!” Merry brought his newly enchanted iPod and unplugged his earbuds and put on Billy Idol - Rebel Yell.

“Sing with me if you know the Lyrics!” Everyone else just wobbled around a bit as they looked at each other

“Rast night my Rittle dancer came dancing to mah door. Last right mah rittle angrel came hoppin on mah floor. Hey come on baby, do ya got a Ricense fer rove? And if it expire-rez, Pray for Help FROM ABOVE! IN THE MIDNIGHT HOUR! SHE CRIED MO MO MO! WIF A REBEL YELL! SHE CRIED MO MO MO! MO MO MO MO!”

Everyone tried to sing along with Merry as best they could, and Merry even replayed the song a few times until everyone was singing the song together as best as drunkenly possible. It was completely butchered by sober status, but by drunken standards it was epic and done perfectly.

“Cerestia and Runa must hear us SING DIS SONG!” Exclaimed Merry as loud as possible, The chief, guard, and chief assistants stuttered for a moment

“But, we cant do dat! We could be Fired! I can’t loose mah Job!”

“Nonsense! If she gives you rip! I’ll just give her some of mine and say it was all mah Ideer, so don’t yall worry none, Let uss head out!”

Like most drunken idea’s this one was considered perfect and fool proof. They would perform for the princesses and probably get a pay raise or even better, a compliment from the princesses, Merry however, just felt like doing some karaoke with an audience.

Author's Notes:

huh, took me long enough to finish this chapter.